A man about forty years old greeted us and looked at us hesitantly, "Who are you?" ”

"One life, two fortunes, three feng shui, the west side of this house can't be higher than the east side, the west side is high, and the pressure is bent over, but your family's fortune is not only that, it's the female owner who is mourning!" The third master went straight to the aisle.

"Ah...... Yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, a few are masters, I have lost three wives in a row, I dare not marry, I dare not marry again! When the man heard this, he hurried us into the house.

"Dapeng, come on, come to the guest, pour tea!" As he entered the house and sat down, the man called out to a young man in his twenties.

"Come on, press the incense hall to light incense and report this young man's birthday!" The third master took out his golden wire cigarette holder and lit it, looked at the young man carefully, and shouted to open the incense hall.

"O, Oao...... I'm going to press the incense hall, press the incense hall! When the middle-aged man heard this, he hurriedly set the table, brought a bowl of millet, and pressed a few old man's tickets under the rice bowl.

"Uh...... Xiao Anzi, work! ”

As I lit the incense and sat down, the third master looked at Xiao Anzi, who still had a worried face.

"O'O, good!"

Xiao Anzi responded absent-mindedly and beat the drum of King Wen.

King Wen's drums were pounding, but Xiao Anzi did not open his mouth to sing.

Looking at Xiao Anzi's very moodless drumming appearance, I tried to sing the mantra that Grandpa Huang gave me.

It's been so long, and I've already memorized the immortal mantra well, but I'm not singing it in tune.

"Alas...... The Tongtian Sect Master sat on the side, accompanied by the Jinhua Sect Master, one invited Hu, two invited Huang, three invited the snake python, four invited the raccoon wolf, five invited cardamom and six invited the king of Hades, let's come to the lobby to discuss, alas, alas......"

"Say it quickly, if you want to make the fairy family clear, you have to report the eight characters of your birthday, I am a small newspaper in the fairy hall, and I am also a small newspaper in the fairy hall, say it quickly, say it quickly!"

And as I sang in tune, the tabloid horse Huang Yingtong got on and chattered through my mouth.

"Ao Ao, it's my son's birthday, Li Dapeng, the twenty-first year old, the eighth birthday of the first month of winter." The middle-aged man stepped forward tightly.

"Wait, wait, wait, prepare the copy and move to invite the master of Hu Hall to say something!" The tabloid horse Huang Yingtong was chirping, and it went down.

"Alas...... The drum should be whipped to listen, first of all, please invite the Hu family soldiers, the old lady Hu sits on the side, the old lady Hu accompanies him, the old man Hu quickly gives the order, the Hu family soldiers are adjusted neatly, Hu Tianba Hu Tianqing, Hu Tianhei and Hu Tianhong, Hu Lao's pimple is called Hu Erleng, sigh hi......"

And as the tabloid horse Huang Yingtong retreated, my body trembled, and my eyes were round and I sang again.

"Okay, hurry up and copy the scroll to face the wind and say what's going on, I'm going to fix that empty head, where is your Hu family soldier!" When the third master heard this, he motioned to the middle-aged man to fry the rolls.

"Ao, this is coming, this is coming."

The man took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, and looked at the third master and handed it to me.

As soon as I received it in my hand, I threw the horn on the ground.

"This ...... Old Immortal ......"

The man was stunned.

"More points, this cigarette butt is not very strong, and the old fairy family is not rare." The third master looked at it and said.

"O'O, good, good, good!"

The middle-aged man came back to his senses and handed me a pile of four or five cigarettes.

I stuffed it neatly into my mouth, this drum.

The room was full of smoke holes, and then he stared at the round eyes and enjoyed the appearance of speaking, "The family lives in the Yin Spirit, a owl bird, the owl bird kills the mother non-stop, once the master mother sits in the hall, it will be sent to feed the evil spirit, the incense master is the reincarnation of the evil spirit of the owl bird in this life, and there is no mother!" ”

"I see...... The badger is a vicious beast, born to eat the father, the owl is an evil bird, and the mother is born, okay, everything is clear to you, send the great immortal family back to the mountain! When the third master heard this, he pointed to the fragrant rice bowl on the table.

"O'O, I'...... I said the old fairy family, I still didn't understand it too much, that is to say, my child, born Ke Niang? The middle-aged man hesitated, but he also took out a few old man's tickets from his pocket and pressed them under the fragrant rice bowl.

"Well, the evil bird is reincarnated, even if you marry him back to eight mothers, there will be no left." The third master snorted.

"Alas...... It's a big thing, the little thing is over, a handful of the horse chewing ring, the soul of the person is returned to the person, the soul of the horse is returned to the side of the horse, the true soul of the person is fed, the true soul of the horse can be happy, before leaving to send you the three-way drum, send you the ancient cave to cultivate immortals, send you a ridge after a ridge, send you a mountain after a mountain, send you the ancient cave to refine the elixir, the red is red, the blue is blue, the red can cure the man, the blue can cure the female Chanjuan, untie the lock and remove the rope, the horse will take the soul bottle a little, light the two lamps on the shoulder, cough and vomit are all cleared, don't let the younger brother and horse be tossed again......"

"Horn Horn!"

Xiao Anzi sang upside down at this time, and waved the whip of the king of martial arts, and the horn was whipped three times in the air.

And with Xiao Anzi's whipping, my body was light, and Hu Tianhei retreated from me.

"It's very simple, three thousand yuan to help your son cut off his previous life, and your family will stop from now on!" As Hu Tianhe retreated from me, Hu Sanye said.

"O'O, good, good!"

The man agreed, and went back to get the money.

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The third master looked at me and laughed like a ruffian.

"In this way, you have a big rooster at home, kill a few more, pack up the feathers for me, and then go to the edge of the tun to find a big stone to come back, if you want a bigger one, set up at the door of your yard." As the man brought the incense money, the third master motioned for the man to give me the money and said.

"Okay, O'O, the masters will sit down and drink water first, and I'll go with the child to find a stone." The middle-aged man said very humbly and went out with the young man.

"Liu, a little wealth fan, don't you look at it, with my third master, how much money do you want, it's all yellow mud falling into the crotch of your pants, it's not a thing!" The third master still smiled with a ruffian face.

And I did look at Xiao Anzi, who looked extremely lonely.

Xiao Anzi looked like he was in a state of despair, and he didn't seem to have recovered from yesterday's fright.

"What's the matter, Xiao Anzi, who are you going to show your face to when you beat the ghost?" The third master looked at Xiao Anzi and shouted.

Xiao Anzi didn't squeak either, and sat aggrieved and sneered to the side.

"Oh, I said a few gods, I found you, I ...... Hurry up and ask a few people to come to my house to have a look, no, it's a mess, it's crazy like picking up the roof, I can't pull it, hurry up, my home is going to be demolished! ”

And it was also at this time that the woman with the apron, who had just driven us away, ran in like crazy.

With a mouth full of compensation, she begged us to go and see her house.

"You said that these people who have been paralyzed for a few years have been on the kang for a few years, why did they get up and run up the roof, and they were noisy and had to pick up the house, I said a few gods, you adults don't care about the villain, just follow me to take a look, the incense money is easy to say, easy to say, even if I head arch according to the family's borrowing, I will also prepare it for you!" The woman was so anxious that she almost fell to her knees.

"Well, you go back first, go back and put the water in the courtyard, and skim this old copper coin in the water, and it will be temporarily stopped, we still have something to do here, and we can go over in the middle of the night." The third master said and handed the woman an old copper coin.

"Ah...... Okay, thank you all the gods! ”

The woman was stunned, grabbed the copper coin, and ran out.

"How?"

I asked, looking at it.

Isn't it interesting, just now he was shouting that he didn't believe us, and now he begged to kneel.

"Hey, hey, it's very simple, where we go to the incense in the hall, where the yin spirit and evil ghosts will naturally know, as the saying goes, people go to high places, immortals run to the incense hall, watching the women drive us away, the snake demon is naturally not happy!"

Listening to my question, the third master laughed and said: "All the spirits are true, who doesn't want to have a home......"

But as he said this, the third master's expression suddenly fell lonely, the corners of his eyes were moist, and he gulped down the golden silk pipe and stopped talking.

"You ......"

I wanted to ask the third master where he lived, but when I saw the third master's appearance of bowing his head and spitting smoke, I stopped the conversation.

"Xiao Anzi, go out to find straw, tie a one-meter-high grass puppet and come back, and use it for a while." After puffing out the smoke for a long time, the third master instructed Xiao Anzi.

"Okay."

Xiao Anzi agreed with a very wilted voice and walked out.

After waiting for a long time, the father and son came back with a big stone and two ropes.

And the third master raised his eyes and looked at the stone, and immediately shouted......