Chapter 479: Just an assistant
Su San soon discovered that there were two completely different insects here: one was very showy, even a little exaggerated; The other is very low-key, gray and gray, and it is difficult to find without careful observation.
So, with her previous experience and common sense, Su San picked up those small insects that were very low-key and always wanted to get by, even so, she was still extra careful, first licked the green blood of the small insect with her tongue to see if there was any abnormal reaction, after a while, seeing that there was no special discomfort reaction, she dared to swallow the little insect, and waited for a long time, there was still no uncomfortable feeling, so she was relieved to boldly prey on this color and type of small insects to eat.
In fact, this kind of inconspicuous insect with a gray appearance is not a few here, and there are many of them, so Su San quickly filled his stomach.
Then what she wants to do next, naturally, is to find the chameleon.
However, before she could find the real chameleon, she found a very special lizard that looked a bit like herself and a gecko, this lizard had very bright and strange skin, and it was very eye-catching, and at this moment, this guy was swaggering down from the tree.
Su San estimated that this lizard was likely to be poisonous, so should he get acquainted with this poisonous lizard? If you accidentally annoy this guy, is it dangerous?
Just when Su San was undecided, the poisonous lizard (actually, it was still a male lizard) unexpectedly found her, and walked over with a lively spirit, and asked unceremoniously: "Hey, little thing, where did you come from, why have I never seen you before?" β
Seeing this, Su San had to reply: "Yes, I just came to Guibao Land from a far away place yesterday, please take care of me!" β
The poisonous male lizard nodded and said, "I said how come I have never seen you, it turns out that you are new here." Then you have to obey the rules with us, otherwise, you will be miserable! When the time comes, don't blame me for not vaccinating you. β
Su San hurriedly whispered, "Then how can it?" It's too late to thank you now, how dare I blame you old man? β
Hearing Su San know the current affairs so well, the poisonous male lizard couldn't help but get carried away and said: "Well, yes, it seems that you are still a very interesting little guy, do you want to mess with me?" β
Su San thought, I just came here now, "I am not familiar with life", it is better to mix under this guy for a while, and when I am more familiar with this place, it is not too late to change jobs, so I climbed down the pole and said: "As long as the boss is willing to stay down, it's too late to be happy in the next, dare not obey?" β
The poisonous male lizard said excitedly: "Well, it's a little interesting, okay, Uncle Ben will accept you." However, you still have to register with me, what's your name? β
Su San said honestly: "My big name is 'Su San', boss, you can call me Su San." β
The poisonous male lizard suddenly asked in surprise: "Well, why did you choose a name with a sissy voice, you can't be a female lizard, right?" β
Su San thought to himself: Even if I don't admit it now, sooner or later I will be exposed, so I still honestly admit that I will be much more active.
Thinking of this, Su San honestly admitted: "Actually, I am a female lizard, and I can be your assistant." β
The poisonous male lizard was surprised and said, "Ah! She's a female lizard! It's just wonderful. From now on, you will be my little follower, no, just my assistant. I won't call you Su San anymore, just call you Xiao San. β
When Su San heard this, the big head couldn't help but smile bitterly: "That, boss, I'll discuss something with you, can you not call me 'Xiao San', or call me my big name." β
Confused, the toxin lizard asked, "Why?" Why don't you let me call you 'Little Three'? β
Su San had to be honest: "Because 'little three' means mistress or little wife, it's embarrassing to call me." β
Confused, the toxin lizard asked, "What does it matter?" Could it be that you don't want to be my little wife, but you want to be my big wife? β
Su San was so anxious that he blushed and defended: "That's not the case, I mean, hey, how can I tell you?" I ......"
The poisonous male lizard looked at Su San with a smile at this time, as if it was like a weasel who didn't have a good heart for the New Year's greetings to a chicken, and said with bad intentions: "You want to be my eldest wife, this is very good, this shows that you are a good young woman with ideals and ambitions, I warmly welcome this, when it comes to the time of course, I will divorce my eldest wife and marry you again, you see this, are you satisfied?" β
Seeing that the more this guy talked, the more outrageous it became, Su San was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and hurriedly explained: "I'm not what you think at all, I don't want to be your little wife, I don't want to be your big wife, I just want to be your assistant, that's all, it's you who think too much." β
"What, what do you say?" The poisonous male lizard looked at Su San like a monster, and then threatened viciously, "Didn't you think how naΓ―ve and stupid your idea was?" To be my assistant, in fact, is to be my little wife. If I do it well, I will have the opportunity to upgrade to be my eldest wife in the future. Just wanting to be my assistant, it's impossible, not even a door. As long as you're by my side, you won't want to escape from my palm. β
Su San raised his head, looked at the poisonous male lizard with a firm will, and said, "No one can force me to do something I don't want to do, and you are no exception. β
"What do you want if I insist on you?" The poisonous male lizard continued to ask.
"I'd rather die!" Su San replied with a firm gaze.
"Am I going to pity your little life?" The poisonous male lizard continued to threaten.
"Of course you don't value someone else's life, but you certainly value your own."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I mean, if I die, you're doomed too."
"Yo! It's the biggest joke I've ever heard in my life. Tell me honestly, why do I have to die with you when you die? β
"It's not that I die, and you come to die with me, but that after I die, I will be reborn in your place, and you will be killed by me."
"What kind of nonsense, I'm a big boss, I don't understand, I just want to know, how can you kill me when you die? Could it be that you will turn into a dead ghost and ask for my life? β
"It's more powerful than a dead ghost asking for your life, you coarse man won't understand. It's not that I want to scare you, but I'm a high-tech product made by humans, and it annoys me, and when the time comes, it's too late for you to regret it. Boss, you can hear me. β
"Ouch, my good man, I didn't expect that you little thing said one thing in a way, do you think I was scared by you? I'm not afraid of you scaring me. β
"I really didn't want to scare you. If you don't believe me, then you can give it a try. β
"Just try, you think I don't dare! Your little guy first let Lao Tzu lie on the ground on all fours, and see how Lao Tzu will clean you up. β