Chapter 259: Catch the net, pack the box!
Wang Po knew that the big fish housekeeper was going to show off her skills, of course, she wouldn't show off in vain, blinked her cloudy eyes, touched a handful of the fish housekeeper's delicate hands, and sighed: "The big housekeeper has the jade tree in the wind, the peach blossoms on his face, and he is more delicate than flowers and more charming than his daughter; There are so many warblers and swallows in the house that come and go from the south to the north, the ring is fat and thin, and so on, how can you fall in love with the girl in this building of the old woman? If the big housekeeper is a good trick, all the clothes of the girls in my building will be made by the Wang family in the future, and all the rouge powder and other items will come to the women's moon workshop, how about it? ”
Yu Bai wanted this sentence and snapped his fingers. As if contemplative, he looked at the woman in front of him and said: "Mom, you dress up the girl as a look, as if carved out of a mold, I am the same as Li Dongjia, Wang Dongjia, and Song Dongjia, I am dazzled, and I choose Hong'er, Liu'er, Chen'er, which girl is the same, and I can't recognize who is who when I blow out the lamp." ”
Mrs. Wang pursed her lips lightly, and scolded in her heart: "Delicate, it's not all the same when you blow the lamp, can you have one more mouth?" "Don't show it on your face, make a look of deafness.
Yu Bai smiled, his eyebrows fluttered, stood up, circled around the four girls playing the song twice, and said: "Wang Ma, you don't know this, this is like animals, some people like cowardly and obedient rabbits, some people like to conquer galloping horses, and some people like nine-tailed foxes......"
Seeing Mrs. Wang's stupid face, she pulled a girl around, grabbed her waist and said: "Mother Wang, open the skylight and speak brightly, just like Li Dongjia, a woman who likes the jasper and the piano in the small family; Wang Dongjia likes women who are right and pretentious; And Song Dongjia, haha, naturally like the woman who is convex and backward, and the dry-firewood fire......."
He handed his lips to Mrs. Wang's ear and said: "This is called doing what she likes, Mother Wang, you have dressed the girls one by one as if they were lustful women, with no characteristics at all, you can make money, but you can't make a lot of money, and there are not many repeat customers." ”
Wang's mother's eyes were bright, she laughed, and nodded again and again: "Understand, understand, the old woman will arrange it." ”
The woman from Yishui went down, and several proprietors pointed at Yubai and said: "The big housekeeper is really an expert, and even the business of Goolan Courtyard has done so well, and doing business with the Wang family is really much more reassuring." ”
Yubai picked up the cup, drank a bowl and said: "So good, a single win is not called business, a win-win is harmony, dry this bowl of wine!" ”
Song Dongjia touched his gray beard, slapped his palm on Yubai's shoulder, and said with admiration in his eyebrows: "Brother Tai is so interesting, he has done this bowl of wine with so much force, and those who don't know think that you are accumulating strength, and you will be drunk and gentle for a while!" ”
Wang Dongjia shook his head and said: "The Song Dong family doesn't know, the big housekeeper has raised countless tigresses, and he will marry another one the day after tomorrow, so he is really weak." ”
Li Dongjia poured another bowl of wine for Yubai, and said with a smile: "The big housekeeper has to have more fun, if he doesn't practice, he has a 'good ability', how to make the bride beg for mercy?" ”
Yubai laughed and threw a smug look at Li Dongjia and said: "Li Dongjia's words are wrong, no matter how big the 'fire' is, it can't be sprinkled on the bride. Isn't Li Dongjia a master and knows what it's like? Yu Bai raised his glass and drank it again, and after a while, several people even came out with the wine order.
Mrs. Wang really did a good job, and four women in different costumes came in through the curtains, which was very different from the previous naked-exposed scene.
One of them is tall, with light makeup and plain wrapping, his hair is half scattered, only a plain and elegant white magnolia hairpin, and the dress is also a white gauze skirt, which is tranquil and light, and he is holding a book in his hand, giving people the illusion of a lady visiting the garden.
It's just that in a wrong eye, Yubai clearly saw that on the cover of the book, it was clearly written that the eighteen styles of the martyr woman, and suddenly, the lady turned into a desire-woman in seconds, which was simply a failure of ---- finishing touch.
The corners of Yubai's mouth twitched, maybe this is the only book that Mrs. Wang can find in the Qinglou, and when she leaves, she has to remind Mrs. Wang, next time you change to the Four Books and the Five Classics, no matter how bad it is, the Child's Book will also be successful.
After her, there was a woman holding a piano, the woman was small, her appearance was delicate, there was a sense of tranquility and cowardice, and Li Dongjia's eyes were straight;
The third is a woman in a big red gauze skirt, convex and backward, enthusiastic as fire, her chest is about to burst out, and she suddenly threw herself into Song Dongjia's arms.
The last one is a twenty-year-old woman, with a jingchai cloth skirt, her face is gentle and shy, and she looks like a little village girl.
Yubai looked at Wang Po in confusion, and Wang Po said with a smile on her face: "The old woman understands, the housekeeper likes to be older, cowardly and gentle, this is dressed according to your bride, and it is definitely a chick." ”
Yubai has a mouthful of old blood in his heart, and he has been "happy" for many years, but he doesn't know his "taste", and others are "the truth".
A few people were having a good time, and a few people came in with a cold face, and the enthusiastic room was frozen and silent.
The leader was dressed in a black silk shirt, a sable coat, and a black belt, and his whole body was neat, without any decoration.
The hair is simply hung in a ponytail, and the black black jade hair buckle is faintly shining with a sharp light. The man has a long body and a solid muscle, one more point is too much, and one point less is too little.
His face is as handsome as a spring breeze, and his whole body exudes the evil aura of winter, which makes people not approach. The green stubble, the slightly wrinkled big stubble, and the sticky leather boots all show the man's dusty servant.
The man's eyes swept towards Yubai, Li, Song, and Wang, with an evil charm and an aura from hell.
Song Dongjia was so frightened that he pushed away the "fire" woman next to him, grabbed Yubai's wrist, hid behind Yubai, and said with trembling hands: "Who are you?" What do you do when you break in? ”
The man's eyes narrowed, and his eyes finally fell on Yu Bai, as if staring at a beautiful prey, and said, "Is it that you are going to marry the little girl of the Yu family the day after tomorrow?" ”
Yubai frowned, straightened his chest, stood in front of people, and said coldly: "You still care about people shit and fart, the young master is married, do your shit?" ”
The man smiled, laughed lightly, smiled in the spring breeze, Yubai didn't know that there was a man in the world who could laugh so charmingly, it was unforgettable, but it was a pity that it was his enemy, it seemed that he was not a good stubble, and he was looking for revenge for Su Lian.
Gently reached for the dagger, but before the hand was reached, the man's palm had arrived, and the two fought in one place without saying anything.
I saw that the palm shadow in the house was full of shadows, and the ugly slave outside the house pushed the door in, but immediately three or four people surrounded him, fighting in one place, and he was useless.
The other party is overwhelming, and after a while, the ugly slave will be captured and bound, Yubai's heart is even more anxious, he never thought that Su Lian had such a backstage, causing such a big mistake, the more he fought, the more frightened he became, although the other party had a lot of manpower, but he was not in a hurry, obviously handing himself over to the person who was the leader, the person who was the leader had strong internal strength, but he did not do his best, like a cat playing with a mouse, for a while he slapped Yubai's shoulder, and for a while kicked Yubai's buttocks, and after a while, Yubai had no place on his body that was not bruised.
Yu Bai was so angry, he simply withdrew his hand, stood in front of the man and said: "Good man, Ming people don't say dark words, where does Yu offend you, you have to draw your debut, is it interesting to play like this?" ”
The man smiled coldly, he didn't expect that the opponent had such a powerful skill, if he didn't have internal strength, it was really not necessary for him to die who would die, and he practiced hard day and night in vain, but how could the other party's moves be familiar.
The man was stunned, the corners of Yubai's mouth twitched, the opportunity could not be missed, a bag of red powder was raised to the man's eyes, the man's long sleeves were lifted, the powder was reversed, and all of them flew to Yubai's eyes effortlessly, so spicy that tears flowed, lying on the ground and rolling.
The man looked closer, bent over, Yu Bai turned out a strange five-toothed short soldier from his wrist, according to the man's stomach, the man jumped backwards, jumped to the door, just stood still, a silver light flew to, the man instinctively connected, a silver jade bracelet broke, countless white powder pounced on the face, the man's bright face, when the pink white, and then, the head was dizzy, the man frowned, lost the interest in playing, and waved his hand to his subordinates: "Net, pack." ”
Under a big net covering the sky, Yu Bai was suddenly sturdy like a small fish, his hands and feet couldn't move, and then his shoulders were pointed at the acupoints, and his mouth was also stuffed with rags, and he was picked up like a little chicken, and threw it into a big long box with a "plop".
Your milk, when the master is a courier or a zongzi, packed and transported? Buried in a coffin? Wandering around like this, I don't know where to go, Li Dake and the others are not the opponents of these people, they just hope that the ugly slave will rush through the acupoint as soon as possible to save himself.
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In the blink of an eye, the day of marriage, Qiu Niang was so anxious that the big fish housekeeper had not yet appeared, and even the ugly slave was nowhere to be seen.
Where did Wang Po dare to say that she didn't dare to say it, and she couldn't say it, looking at those people's well-behaved and murderous driving force, and they kept money.
In the words of the big fish housekeeper, this is an opportunity to make money in a fair and honest way, and the opportunity cannot be lost.
The helpless Qiu Niang temporarily thought of a way, like a duck on the shelf, cleaned up Li Dake, wore a red groom's robe, held a big red-crowned rooster in his arms, rode a high-headed horse, and married the bride for the fish housekeeper.
The pomp was enough, the scene was big enough, the entire Longyang Mansion, Longmen County, and Longtou Town were all alarmed, Wang Anshi finally arrived at the moment of "husband and wife worship", and watched the big rooster being pressed down with his eyes in confusion, and "husband and wife" with the red hijab orchid.