Chapter Seventy-Six: The Invincible Tengu
Thundered! Suddenly, a bright light swept across the black sky, and a thunderbolt as thick as a finger rushed down!
Go straight to the zombies that are still burning on your body! Click!
It seems that God is still good to me, the thunder I attracted did not hit me, but completely split the zombie in front of me, this thunder finally split the old boy in front of me cleanly, it was just burned by fire, and now it is being struck by thunder, tsk, that sour!
Anyway, when I saw this guy being struck down by thunder, I felt a sigh of relief from the bottom of my heart, I don't want to be tired of this vicious battle, the zombie in front of me should be completely finished, because the heavenly thunder is the nemesis of all yin and evil things, especially for zombies that have no soul and only flesh, it is more deadly.
A thunderbolt has knocked your body off, and you're still playing with a fart!
I endured the pain in my calf, picked up a branch from the surrounding area and took it to my hand, this is a crutch, otherwise I really don't know how to walk, and the calf of my right leg hurts to death!
Lao Tzu held a copper coin sword in his left hand, and walked in the direction of limping with a cane in his right hand, although he was anxious not to do it, but the reason for his body was really not fast! Why the fuck did I run so far? It's good to just take a few steps, and you can't go back now!
At a distance of four or five hundred meters, I was walking for more than half an hour before finally moving to the door of the house. I sat at the gate, facing the door, thinking about how to open the door, but I never thought about it, relying on brute force? Now I can't rely on brute force to rely on my death-like estimates, and I don't have a dry piece of paper on my body with a charm!
Just as I was meditating, the door of the house opened! The person who came out was a tengu, and the way the tengu came out scared me! This kid is carrying two girls on each shoulder! I've got a grass! This scene shocked me and I forgot to wipe the rain on my face.
"Uncle Shi! Are you okay! "Tengu was very excited when he saw me. I waved my hand: "I'm fine, it's just that my calf is cracked, but what's the situation with you?" "My current mood can no longer be described as doubtful, I should be very shocked, so shocked that I even forgot the pain in my calf!
Tengu didn't rush to explain, but picked me up with two free hands, and ran forward at a fast pace with five people hanging on his body.
At this moment, I was really stupid, and I remembered what Tengu had told me not long ago: "I can carry a wild boar from the mountains alone." "This time I believed! If the five of us add up to 450 pounds, it's absolutely no problem! But Tengu alone can move the five of us! Is this still human!
While I was still immersed in shock, the house behind me disappeared from the clearing, and it seems that Tengu ran away with us because he knew that the house was about to disappear.
"Tengu, don't run away, you find a place to put me down first! What the hell is going on? "Oh." Tengu replied sullenly, and then lowered us to the ground one by one. I took out a plastic bag from my pocket with my back against a tree, and then opened it and took out a box of cigarettes from it, don't ask me why I keep it like this, because I am a big smoker, so once it rains and I don't have an umbrella, my first choice is to hide the cigarettes on my body first.
So now I still have a cigarette to smoke, so I took out a cigarette and lit it for myself, and then took a deep puff: "What the hell is going on?" Why did they all faint? ”
Tengu sat down on the ground and said, "That's right, didn't you let me run with them at first, but I couldn't get out, the door was closed, and then there was a sound of fighting outside, and it seemed that you were being beaten." Tengu said in a sullen voice.
This kid really doesn't want to save me face at all, but now there is no one else here, so whatever he says.
"And then?" Then this one called Cen Si was in a hurry, and he was crazy and wanted to rush outside, but the door couldn't be opened at all! I had no choice but to knock her unconscious, anyway, if I knocked one unconscious, I would knock them all unconscious, so that I could run away with them alone, and it would be easy. "After listening to Tengu's words, I was really speechless!
Let's not talk about anything else, but when a normal person encounters a little thing, he will choose to let the more sober people as possible, this guy is good, he chose to put everyone in and then he ran away by himself, which is what he can think of, and he can't change it to anyone else!
Why not? It's very simple, because he doesn't have the physical strength of him! It's not a fucking person, it's a monster! "And then?" I asked.
"Later, I walked around the house, trying to find something to knock the door open, but I couldn't find it, and I tried to kick the door myself, but I couldn't kick it."
Nonsense! The door was obviously sealed by something unnatural, and it would be strange if you could open it! Of course, I'm just saying this in my heart.
"Then I was walking around the living room, and as I was spinning around, I saw something very strange, and a man in a corpse suit appeared in front of me." "Stop, stop! What did you say? Corpse suits? What's that? I interrupted the tengu.
Tengu gestured with his hand to his chest, "Well, it's so long, it's black, and there's a white dress on it, the kind that the zombie wears." "! Then you're in a suit! I still drove the corpse suit, and I didn't know that I thought you were here to be funny.
I looked at the tengu with tears and laughter: "And then? "And then, and then I went over and asked the man, I said, are you a corpse?" Why do you wear our customers' clothes? And then the man in front of me just looked at me blankly, like this. As he spoke, Tengu learned an expression.
"Please, big brother! That expression is called unbelievable, isn't it! It's not Nima's stupid! You think you're talking about the goofy beast in Pokemon! I finally couldn't control my emotions and shouted at the tengu.
"Pokemon? What is it? Is it also a corpse chaser? Tengu looked at me with a puzzled expression. It's okay, big brother, you go on! "I've lost the desire to talk to him.
"Then, he said that this was his house, and we didn't say hello when we came, and we didn't say hello when we left, so he wouldn't let us go." O, the one Tengu met should be the owner of this house. "Then I'll just say, I said I knocked on the door before I came in! You didn't say you wouldn't let you in, since you're the master, then you hurry up and let us out, I still have something to do. "Tengu said very lightly.
"The man didn't know what he had, and all of a sudden he changed his appearance, stuck out his long tongue, and put on a very disgusting look, and that's it." As he spoke, Tengu picked up a leaf and stuffed it into his mouth, learning the way it looked.
I'm obviously a hanged man! Big brother, such a hanged ghost, in front of you, you are not afraid at all? So I turned to the tengu and asked, "He must be a ghost, right?" Aren't you afraid? ”
Naturally, Tengu threw the leaf away and said, "I know he's a ghost!" He told me, but what's wrong with ghosts, ghosts are nothing scary, I see ghosts almost every day when I follow Master, so what's wrong? "I looked at the natural tengu and understood in my heart that this kid had probably been dealing with ghosts and corpses for as long as he could remember, and there was really nothing to be afraid of for him.
"And what about the back?" I don't think I'd better interject and listen to him. "Later, the man was going to choke my neck with his hand, and I started a fight with him, and he couldn't beat me at all, so I pressed him to the ground and beat him violently, and he was beating while saying some strange things in his mouth, what do you think, why is this person like this! Why aren't you scared when you see a ghost? And then what else don't fight, what's wrong with the world! I'm very curious, why should people be afraid of ghosts? Tengu looked at me blankly.
I took a deep puff of my cigarette! Ghost brother, it's hard for you this time, this one you encountered is really weird! I haven't seen the outside world since I was a child.,And then I've been mixed with ghosts and corpses.,You can see ghosts and hit ghosts.,It's infinitely powerful.,You're unlucky to be beaten.。
Seeing that I didn't interrupt, Tengu continued: "Later, he was convinced by me and said that he wanted to let us go, and I said that you would have let us go a long time ago, can't you?" Why do you say such things after being beaten, it's a strange ghost. Uncle Shi, are all ghosts so strange? ”
After listening to Tengu's words, I had a black line on my face: "Well, let's put it this way, if you encounter a ghost, you can just beat it up, so you don't feel weird." "I really don't know how to explain it to him, normal people should be scared first when they encounter ghosts, and then they run desperately, plus this ghost is stronger than normal people, so people will be afraid of ghosts, but when they encounter such a freak as a tengu, what should I do with this thing! I can't say that people aren't weird, it's you who is weird.
After hearing my words, Tengu nodded: "Well, just beat them, and then I will carry them out on my back, and when I see you, I will take them with me by the way, anyway, it won't weigh much."
Rely on your uncle! Hugging me is as easy as carrying a chicken! I'm a man too, okay! But it's good to have a freak like Tengu follow me in the future, at least I don't have to be afraid of being beaten!
"Uncle Shi, what are you laughing at? It feels so evil. "Ahh Is there one? I quickly restrained my smile. At this time, the sky was clear, the sun rose in the sky, and finally it was dawn! It's been a night!