Here are a few humorous jokes about ants:

(1) A student ran up to the teacher and said, "There are a lot of ants in the teacher's toilet!" ”

The teacher said, "Got it." ”

Suddenly, the teacher remembered "ants" (a

t) I have just learned this word, and I want to test whether I remember it, so I say, "What do you say about ants?" ”

The student said, "Ant, the ant didn't speak. ”

(2) Mr. Ant and Miss Elephant are in love, Miss Elephant is happy all day long, and Ant is not satisfied, so she says to Elephant:

"You see, other people's girlfriends are delicate, and they cry for their boyfriends from time to time, why have I never seen you cry?

Don't you care about me at all? ”

Miss Elephant was very aggrieved when she heard this, and she couldn't help but shed a tear. As a result, Mr. Ant was drowned by this tear.

(3) Two ants were walking on the road and suddenly saw a very large pear - typing N country names and place names

An ant says, "Hey, big pear" (Italy)

Another ant said, "Oh, big pear" (Australia)

Hey, Move (Spain)

Occasional Trial (Russia)

Hug Home (Bulgaria)

Nibbling Pears (Kenya)

Pear Not Tender (Lebanon)

Dad, pear~~~ (Paris) Hehe, those two ants are father and son

Dad, take it? (Panama)

The ant is a mother and son, and the little ant says: Mom, come and eat (Malaysia)

The mother ant said: Child, that's Madrid (mother's pear)

One of them shouted: "What is it?"

The other said: Shhh...... Pears! (Syria)

Nuclear rot (Netherlands), eat it inside to know, *_*

Take a bite of it.... FT, Rotten (Finland)

A female ant climbs on a pear --- Hungary (chest pressed pear)

An ant grabbed it and said, "This is my pear" (Austria)

An ant took a bite of a pear and lost its teeth: by ''' (Congo)

Take another bite of pear~~............· #¥ Yes Poison~! (India)

The ant took a bite and found that the pear was not fresh, and said: Woo~~ Dry (Uganda)

One ant said to another, "Brother, it's a big pear!" (Costa Rica)

(4) Ants and elephants will divorce if they don't get married for two days.

The judge asked why, and the ant said, "Can you not leave?" It takes 20 minutes to climb for a kiss! ”

The elephant said angrily: "Leave, resolutely leave!" I had to take a microscope to look for a kiss for a long time, and I finally found it, and after taking a breath, there was no shadow again. ”

(5) There was a group of ants walking under the big tree, a bird stopped on the tree to rest, saw a small black dot moving, and thought it was black rice, so it flew down the tree and pecked the ants with its beak.

An ant couldn't help but be angry and said, "You don't know I'm male!" My black face is about to be kissed red by you. ”

(6) The ant and the elephant are ready to get married.

The elephant discussed with the ants: "Shall we not have a banquet?" ”

The ant asked, "Why?" ”

The elephant looked at the thick list of guests and said, "There are so many relatives in your family!" ”

The ant snorted and said, "What's wrong with the number of relatives in our family, so many relatives in our family add up to not eat more than one relative in your family." ”

(7) Ants and snails chatting together:

Ant: "Brother Snail, you are so happy, after you were born, your parents prepared a house for you, so you don't have to work hard to be a house slave." ”

When the snail heard this, he cried: "But you don't know the bitterness in my heart, I have been married to your sister-in-law for two years, and I have never lived in a house." ”

Ant: "Ah......"

(8) The ant fell in love with the spider, wandered around the web all day long, accidentally fell into the web, and was ecstatic: "Honey, I'm coming!" ”

The spider was very happy, and hurriedly stepped forward and hugged the mad kiss:

"Honey, I love you too, I'm going to eat you in my mouth, put you in my stomach, melt into my blood......"

(9) Ant: "There are too many college students, and it's hard to find a good job, so let's make do with manual work like carrying rice." ”

(10) The ant says to the elephant, "I love you!" ”

The elephant panted with excitement and shouted wildly: "I am the happiest elephant in the world!" ”

The elephant excitedly wanted to hug the ant, but found that the ant was nowhere to be found.

Ten years later, the aging elephant saw a familiar figure on crutches, which turned out to be ants.

Ant said: "You gasped and blew me out of 108,000 miles, I didn't fear the hardships and walked back just to tell you that we are not a good match!" ”

(11) The little ant announced the news of her love in front of the whole family: "The boyfriend is, the majestic and strong - the big male elephant." ”

The words fell, and the room was silent.

After a full minute, I heard Daddy Ant stammer:

"Obediently, the current society is indeed paying attention to the freedom of love, but no matter how free we are, we can't even want our lives!"

(12) Ants advise centipedes: "Slimming off the extra legs will make it faster." ”

The centipede replied to the ant: "I don't want to streamline the government, but if you look at my legs, each of them has a great background." ”

(13) A black bear defecates in a bush, and a large group of ants passes by.

Unfortunately, the black bear was crushed by the falling black bear's poop, and the ants felt inexplicable: "It's not windy or rainy, and this mudslide is too sudden!" ”

(14) The little ant asked, "Why do we work all day and toil all our lives?" ”

Mother Ant answers:

"This is our destiny.

Because we grew up in an ant society with a feudal dynastic system, the spring breeze of democracy and freedom has not yet blown into our ant kingdom. ”

(15) Ants against elephants

The ant said, "Quickly lift your feet up and step on the "human", do you know?" ”

The elephant said, "I'm sorry, can you tell me which foot it stepped on?" ”

(16) Ants and monkeys talk.

The monkey asked, "Why are you ants known as 'Hercules'?" ”

The ant said, "Because we have small arms and big buttocks." ”

The monkey asked, "I also have small arms and big buttocks, why can't I?" ”

Ant said, "My butt is for lifting weights, and yours is for farting, and it has a different function. ”