Chapter 61: Tianwei
Don't let anything happen! This was what Grandpa thought at the time, and this matter finally came to a conclusion, and it was almost a step away, so what happened?! Everyone also looked up at the sky, and everyone noticed the strangeness of the sky, but who would have thought that this was God's obstruction of this matter?
"He Zhenren, no matter what, you have to stop it!" Grandpa grabbed He Zhenren's arm and said.
"The ghost marries a wife, and it is good to have a yin marriage and burial coffin, Li Daring is making trouble for himself, God stops them, what can I do?" He Zhenren frowned.
Grandpa was also annoyed, Li Daring was also a poor bastard when he was alive, what about this dead maggot with a big tail, you said it was a simple thing, why are you doing such a complicated thing? Now it's upset to mess with God, but how can it be good? He Zhenren couldn't do anything, and grandpa didn't, so he could only pray in a hurry.
"Don't worry, whether you succeed or not, it depends on their creation." He Zhenren said with a sigh.
The wedding team doesn't seem to be aware of the impending danger, and continues to walk lively, Li Guofeng's joy is felt by everyone, isn't the wedding also of great significance to a man? Grandpa didn't know what God's hindrance was to come, and he looked at the sky with blank eyes.
There was no lightning and thunder like the imaginary catastrophe, but it rained, not big or small, this is the second rain of this winter, grandpa was blinded all of a sudden, pulled He Zhenren and smiled: "He Zhenren, you will really be shocked when you talk recently, it will rain when it should rain, this is also God's disagreement?" I thought I was going to be thundered! Is it a matter of rain? ”
He Zhenren pointed to the welcoming team with an ugly face and said, "See for yourself." ”
Grandpa looked at He Zhenren's finger, in fact, he didn't need He Zhenren's finger, and there was already an exclamation in the crowd, and the rain was poured on the head of the team to welcome the relatives, and the first to fall was Li Guofeng's tall horse.
As soon as the horse saw the rain, it fell apart in an instant, and Li Guofeng fell to the ground at once, looking very embarrassed, and then the sedan chair fell all at once, and the bride Shui Ruo inside also rolled to the ground.
This was almost like a chain reaction, and the clothes on Li Guofeng's body also began to rot, revealing his shroud and that extremely pale grimace.
This good thing was ruined by the rain! Everyone was frightened, and so was grandpa, he pulled He Zhenren incoherently: "He Zhenren, what's the fuck going on?!" ”
Grandpa's most fearful and fearful thing is still here!
"Gengchen, you have forgotten that the things of the dead are all papier-mâché and can be used in the underworld, and at this time, he uses the things of the underworld for the yang, and the papier-mâché meets the water, won't it fall apart in an instant? It's still water, if it's thunder and lightning, it's going to burn all at once! "What a true humanity.
Grandpa reacted at this time, Li Guofeng's high-headed horse, wasn't it just that Xiu'e burned it for his grandfather when he was in Sanqi?! That's a papier-mâché horse! For a while, he was really out of order.
Li Guofeng's welcoming team was also stunned by the sudden rain, the suona stopped and didn't say anything, Li Guofeng looked at the bride who fell to the ground, and was stunned there.
The rain was just a show, just a show, and it turned this seemingly very pompous wedding into a farce in an instant, and after the rain stopped, the reddened clouds began to emit muffled thunder and lightning, and grandpa's worst fear was finally coming.
"God, is this a second force? The three ghosts of the Li family didn't thunder when they were evil, but now they finally got it fucking and came to make trouble?! I'm afraid we'll live two days of peace, aren't we?! "Grandpa is going to scold at this time.
"More ministers, the heavens are not respectful, don't talk nonsense." He Zhenren drank a sentence and looked at the sky with a solemn face.
"He Shenxian, when is it? Okay, I'm damned if I say the wrong thing, don't let Lei split Li Guofeng, otherwise there will be no peace in the lock village! Grandpa was so anxious that he was about to cry.
As soon as the words fell, a thunderbolt in the clouds instantly slashed down, and the right position was Li Guofeng, who was standing there in a daze.
Grandpa's face turned white with fright, if you want to kill your mother, don't leave one of the three members of the Li family, it's better not to kill one of them, right? He was worried about Li Guofeng, but fortunately, Li Guofeng jumped away when the thunder and lightning were about to hit him.
Li Guofeng is a powerful ghost, but this time it was not He Zhenren who dealt with him but God, and all of them were ants under the power of heaven! The lightning and thunder made everyone almost fall to their knees, people were better, and those in the welcoming procession, even Li Guozhong, were already kneeling on the ground in fright!
Thunder and lightning are yang, ghosts are yin, how can they not be afraid?
Seeing that another lightning bolt was brewing in the clouds, Li Guofeng was already so frightened that he didn't know how to hide, and his grandfather anxiously pulled He Zhendao: "He Shenxian, you should hurry up and think of a way!" ”
He Zhenren looked at the sky, suddenly knelt down, held a peachwood sword in both hands, and shouted in a voice like a bell: "Supreme view He Anxia, kneel and beg the immortals for mercy!" ”
As soon as Grandpa saw He Zhenren's formation, he immediately knelt down and shouted loudly: "Guo Gengchen, the lock village, kneel and beg the immortals for mercy!" ”
But this thunder and lightning was still brewing, and the clouds showed no sign of dissipating, and Grandpa asked He Zhenren: "Will God give us face?" ”
"Obviously not." He Zhenren said.
And at this time, He Zhenren shouted: "The thunder of slaying ghosts does not split people, protect them with people!" ”
After speaking, he pulled his grandfather and ran towards Li Guofeng, and the two people blocked the body, and the thunder fell down at this time! Grandpa is about to pee his pants in fright! This is to carry the thunder for the ghost, what a real person in the dog day, why don't you ask me if I agree?!
After a few seconds, grandpa didn't feel struck by thunder, only to see a big pit next to him, obviously He Zhenren was right this time, the thunder that slashed the ghost didn't split people, and when he was about to split, he changed his way, and grandpa kicked Li Guofeng and scolded: "You dog, don't you hurry up and carry your daughter-in-law to run?!" ”
This kick woke up Li Guofeng, he hurriedly ran over and picked up the corpse, and the onlookers reacted, and everyone ran over, using people as a wall, protecting them in front of this welcoming team, and sent them to the white mist.
Li Guofeng turned around and waved his hand to everyone.
Grandpa breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Damn, it's okay." ”
He Zhenren looked up at the sky, and the black cloud in the sky gradually dispersed, but his brows furrowed even deeper, and he sighed and said: "Gengchen, maybe our bigger trouble is only coming now, and Tianwei can't be committed." Ay! ”
Grandpa didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "God, how big an official will be like us?" Besides, we're not helping ghosts, we're helping ourselves, if God had eyes, he would definitely know our hardships. ”
"I hope so." He Zhenren sighed.
- Everyone was very happy to see that the couple had escaped, and then they inquired about the reason why those sedan chairs, paper horses, and rain washed away was because they were paper paste, and I don't know how many family members stayed awake that night.
The rule on our side is that Sanqi burns paper people and paper horses, but because of the four old, and some people are lazy, they don't burn it, everyone didn't know that this thing can really be received before, and now they know that people who have died can use it, and they have stayed up all night to tie paper people.
There are all kinds of things, paper people, paper horses, paper houses, paper money, these things are not valuable, if the deceased relatives can really use it, it can be regarded as a comfort, isn't it?
- He Zhenren said that Tianwei cannot be committed, and what punishment did not come for committing Tianwei, but something else happened, and this matter is also related to everyone's paper people and paper horses. And this time, it turned out to be Ma Laobiao, a rural local doctor, who caused trouble.
When his father and mother passed away, Sanqi didn't burn paper, and after witnessing that last night, he wanted to make up for it, which can be regarded as filial piety, so he tied some paper people overnight, although he was in the lock village at the time, so many things accumulated and broken four old things became a dead letter, Ma Laobian still wanted to burn it for his parents when there were few people. What if you get caught?
So he got up early and went to his parents' graves early in the morning, which was also a coincidence.
If Ma Lao Biao didn't go so early.
If the grave of Ma Laobi's parents is not near the grave of the Li family.
If Ma Laobian hadn't passed near the grave of the Li family and took another road, the incident would not have happened.
But there is no if.