Chapter 125: Door-to-door gifts
The cottage king wotou said happily:
"You're doing the right thing. I want to reward you.
If such a good thing is pushed out, then will I not become a fool?
Ay! No, why do they give big gifts to the 'wronged head' instead of giving me the 'nest head', what's going on?
Did you ask about it? ”
The little leader said, "I ran up to report the news as soon as I was not happy, and I didn't have time to ask about it?" ”
The cottage king asked the dog-headed military advisor: "Commander, look, what the hell is going on?" ”
The dog-headed military master thought about it and said:
"The original owner of our cottage is generous and willing to help others, and there is no scheming, it is very likely to be deceived and regarded as a wronged leader.
Otherwise, how could this cottage fall into our hands now?
I guess eighty percent of the people who gave the gift had received the benefits of the former owner of the village before, and this time they came to repay the favor. ”
The cottage king asked eagerly, "Then what should we do?" You can't return this gift, right? ”
The kobold military advisor had a bad idea and said:
"Are we that stupid? It's easy to do.
Your Majesty, just pretend to be a 'wronged boss'.
Whatever they say, we won't lose a pound of meat anyway, and we won't ruin our reputation.
When you get married, let's finish drinking the wedding wine, and then tell them the truth, it's too late for them to regret it.
What do you think? ”
The cottage king said: "A military advisor is a military advisor, much stronger than me." This time, it certainly won't be a bad idea. ”
The Kobold Master said:
"Cut, when did I ever have a bad idea?
It's just a little unexpected, even the gods are unpredictable!
I default to my name as 'bad idea', and that's because I am low-key and can be a human being, unlike some people who like to boast about themselves. ”
The king of the cottage said, "O military advisor! How do I think you are also boasting about yourself in disguise. ”
The two of them were talking lively, when suddenly a guard at the gate of the cottage ran in and reported: "The king, the king, the family sending team has come up, and it is almost at the gate of the cottage." ”
The cottage king said excitedly: "Go." Let's go up to the gate to greet us. ”
At this time, the group of fox friends and dog friends of Allegro have arrived at the gate of the cottage, he saw a group of people (wild dogs) coming out of the cottage, knowing that it was the king of the cottage who came out to greet him, and hurriedly said to the family team: "The king of the mountain is coming to greet us, everyone hurry up and blow up." ”
So, the festive suona sound sounded again.
I don't think there's a shortage of firecrackers! Of course, this is simply not going to happen.
Otherwise, they wouldn't be real human beings.
The so-called "sound of suona" is actually made of bamboo leaves, and it is played by a fox who is smart and knows a little music.
Seeing a big dog leading a group of dogs out, Allegro nodded hurriedly and said:
"Congratulations to the King! Congratulations to the King! King auspicious!
In order to repay your life-saving grace back then, this old lady specially ordered the villain to bring his old man's 2,000 gold to you as the wife of the village.
These gifts, including those of us, were all dowries. Are you satisfied? ”
Seeing this shy and handsome second lady and so many fragrant food and more than 30 fox friends and dogs, the cottage king was overjoyed and said: "Satisfied, satisfied, simply satisfied." Please come into the village, we are all our own people today. ”
A fox asked Wowotou: "King, do you all light lamp oil at night in your cottage?" ”
The cottage king said, "What is lamp oil?" Our cottage is dark at night. ”
The fox said, "When the lamp is oiled, the house is lit up, as in the daytime, and things can be seen." This lamp oil is generally made with lard, butter and duck fat. ”
The king of the cottage said, "You still have this new thing? Then I'll order them all tonight. Tonight is my big day, and I need to have some fun. Ha ha! ”
Soon, the foxes lit oil lamps with flint and steel in the large caves of the cottage, and the lights were lit up to present a festive atmosphere.
Allegro took out more than 20 roast wild boars, more than a dozen roast chickens and ducks, and more than a dozen jars of fragrant fruit wine, which made the leaders of the cottage large and small salivating.
At the same time, Allegro also prepared a special program for the cottage brothers - Allegro (singing Allegro songs).
At the wedding banquet of the cottage king, the fox played Allegro and sang his own Allegro song:
Play Allegro, play Allegro, drink a big bowl of wine; Drink too much to be bold and dare to call a tiger when he meets him.
If you drink too much, you will get drunk, and you will be embarrassed to walk, and everything in front of you will be in pairs, and you will want to kneel when you meet a fox.
The magpies in the sky are in pairs, and the mandarin ducks on the ground love a generation; Fox friends and dog friends also understand feelings, and they are destined to meet thousands of miles away.
Play Allegro, play Allegro, shake up your spirit and shout; They are all brothers and sisters, and it's not too late to gather in the cottage today.
Then, it played the children's Allegro song:
Big dragonfly, green eyes, a pair of bright eyes, fly and fly, stop and stop, fly around to catch mosquitoes and flies.
The ducklings are all yellow, with flat beaks and red paws. Quack Quack shouted loudly and swayed down the pond.
The little crab, too proud, rampages and fools around, scares away the fish, knocks down the shrimp, and does not know how to be polite at all.
Little spiders, pulling silver threads, weaving webs back and forth. Why do you weave a web so hard? Eats flies and mosquitoes.
The little white rabbit, white and white, with two ears pricked up, loves to eat radishes and greens, and is so cute to bounce.
The rooster is so beautiful, with a big red crown flower coat, a shiny neck and red claws, and the hens love it when they see it.
Chicks and chicks chirp, love to eat insects and love diarrhea; The little mouth and feet are so cute, which makes everyone laugh.
Ducklings quack, flat beaks, big feet; When he got down to the pond at a young age, he could paddle to catch shrimp.