Chapter 226: Summarize it in 10 words or less
Although his name is Clark Kent, although he is all black-framed glasses + black hair, and he pulls open the repair uniform, and inside is a tights with the S logo, but he is really not Superman.
Russell had already confirmed this, and before getting into the car, he punched it, and Clark fell to his knees with his stomach in his hands and vomited, if it was Superman......
It's pretty good, too!
From another point of view, if this thing is really Superman, Russell will be able to make strong waves in the future, and if he can beat Superman to the point of spitting sour water with one punch, what else is he afraid of.
"BOSS, about that punch just now, my lawyer ......"
"Double your salary this month!"
"Okay, I have no problem with my lawyer."
The above is the conversation between Russell and Clark, and after a brief exchange with him, Russell learned that Clark dressed up like this on purpose.
For the sake of fishing girls!
Because of his namesake with Superman, Clark was very popular as a child, and when he started working out in junior high school, he became even more popular after refining his muscles.
Girls love to show off, and they'll say to their mates, "Do you know Clark Kent, I slept with him."
However, when Clark graduated from high school, the good days came to an end. The girls who have entered the society have matured, they will not pursue superheroes superficially, nor will they care about the S-type logo, let the poor Superman go to hell, their ideal type is Bruce Wayne!
Russell: "......"
Well, it's true!
Clark drove and took Russell to his garage, not knowing if it was because the land in Duluth City was not worth much, or because he was really rich, and the garage covered a very large area. The number of employees has reached three digits, and in addition to cars and motorcycles of various sizes, armoured vehicles and tanks are also covered by the repair service.
Walking around the factory with his back hands, Russell tried his Lamborghini supercar and made sure it was all right before heading to his office on the second floor. He didn't get fluttering because everyone called the boss, in the Marvel world, there are too many loyal little brothers, and in comparison, the auto repair shop is pediatrics.
An office with a strong smell of lube, which is inevitable because it is an auto repair shop. Russell was not disgusted, and sat in his chair and began to browse the news on the Internet, looking for clues related to the background of the world.
After some searching, Russell found nothing, just like the real world, at least on the surface, there are no supernatural forces in this world, and there are no aliens invading the earth. The page was full of all kinds of celebrity scandals and spam advertisements, and he gave up after watching it for a while.
"BOSS, this is this month's report, you can take a look, no problem to sign."
The office door was pushed open, and a middle-aged man walked in, with a beard and a Mediterranean Sea, and his style was very joyful. Dahan was covered in stains but was in charge of clerical work, and Russell couldn't bear to see it, complaining that his previous identity was too picky.
"I'll post a job posting on the Internet later, I'm looking for a female secretary." Russell glanced at the ten lines, scanned the report, and after signing it, he instructed: "The salary can be higher, but it must be young and beautiful, hmm...... I was personally in charge of the interview. ”
"BOSS, what are you recruiting female secretaries for, I'm a top student at Cornell University, enough to be qualified for this part-time job." The bearded man was a little dissatisfied, he had three children to support, and he couldn't afford to live without this part-time money.
"Your salary stays the same!"
Russell dropped a sentence, which made the bearded man change his face instantly, and said with concern: "BOSS, the recruitment information needs to be refined, what do you want to add, long legs, big breasts, or chestnut hair?" ”
As a top student of Cornell University, he analyzed the orders of his superiors in a very short period of time and refined them to the implementation link.
Russell rolled his eyes and said bluntly, "Don't get me wrong, I just don't want to see your shiny skull as soon as I enter the office." ”
"It's in the family, and if you're not satisfied, I'll buy a wig tomorrow, but I'm asking for an increase in the heat subsidy." The beard laughed at himself, as if he had thought of something, and said: "BOSS, if you are a beautiful female secretary, there is a good girl in the auto repair shop, she is good at repairing motorcycles, she is used to the smell in the factory, and there will be no nausea and nausea that will cause your reputation to be damaged." ”
As he spoke, the bearded man opened the blinds and pointed downstairs: "She's there, you can tell at a glance, because of her, there have been more boys repairing motorcycles recently." ”
Russell came to the window and looked down, and saw a disassembled motorcycle, and a young brown-haired girl stood next to it.
She wore hot pants, showing her long straight legs, and her top was covered in a repairman's greasy overalls, with an open unbuttoned shirt that exposed her belly button, and her wheat-colored skin made her look youthful and energetic.
"Jennifer!?"
Russell was shocked, the girl was very beautiful, and he was still very familiar, in the chaotic devil's world, Jennifer had this face. The facial features are exquisite, the nose bridge is high, the red lips are attractive, the eyebrows have a charming temperament, and there is a lot of data stored in the digital camera, he will not admit mistakes.
"BOSS, she's not Jennifer, Michaela Baines, that's her name."
Russell didn't reply, frowned and pondered for a moment, guessing the possibility of the world background, and Jennifer had a face, he could only think of Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Considering Michaela's age, it's highly likely to be a Transformer!
So the current timeline......
"Who, is she still in school?"
"Yes, she is a student at Marshall Middle School, a public school in the Catholic Quarter, her father is in prison, she has no mother, and she usually works in an auto repair shop to earn money." The bearded man shrugged, a regrettable girl in the flower season, if he could, he wouldn't mind pulling the other party.
Russell was speechless for a moment: "A female student who has not graduated from high school, does she have time to work?" ”
"BOSS, are you really going to have a female secretary for work?"
Russell: "......"
"Just kidding, don't mind!" The bearded man said with a smile: "She will graduate next year, as far as I know, her grades are average, and her family has no money for her to go to college, she will happily take this job." ”
"Wait, why don't you ask me if I'd be willing?"
"I think you'd be happy, even if she doesn't do anything, she's a beautiful vase, isn't it all like that in the office!"
"Well, I'm starting to believe that you're an Ivy League student."
"BOSS, you can't believe it, I have a certificate."
"That's it, tell her she can go to work tomorrow." Russell covered his face with his hand and looked at his beard: "Then again, I haven't cared about your name?" ”
"Jeff, full name is Jeff Richardson."
Russell: "......"
"What's wrong, boss?"
"It's nothing, you go out, I tell you not to come in later."
“……”
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"How did this garage do it, the names are more bizarre than the other, and I won't be surprised if there is a Diana Prince!"
Russell sat back in his seat, opened the web page and began to look for clues, if this is really the world of Transformers, according to the fact that Michaela has not graduated from high school, it can be inferred that the plot has not yet begun, it is very simple to confirm, the evidence is on eBay.
This online auction and shopping site, which allows people around the world to buy and sell items online, is currently auctioning off an interesting item, glasses that record the coordinates of the origin of the fire.
Arctic, adventure, glasses, just three keywords, a pair of torn old-fashioned round-rimmed glasses popped up on the page.
The starting price is 250 US dollars, and the shipping fee is 8 US dollars!
Although the seller's 'Heartthrob 217' is very good at storytelling, using the most concise language, adding all kinds of legends to this pair of glasses. For example, the owner of the glasses is the first explorer to explore the North Pole, and this glasses has seen a lot of interesting things, but netizens are not sand sculptures, or sand sculpture netizens have not yet sand sculptures to the point of incorrigible, and the number of bidders for glasses has been zero so far.
Russell created an account with the username 'I have an auto repair shop' and became the first bidder with zero embarrassment, bidding $250 from the starting bid.
This glasses are indeed legendary, because the coordinate data implanted by Megatron can even be regarded as an alien text carrier, but the source of the fire has long been transferred by the US imperialists, whether it is the Autobots or the Decepticons, they will get nothing if they get this glasses.
Russell didn't dislike it, he wanted the glasses, which was the easiest and most effective way for him to intervene in the plot.
Regardless of what the world mission is, it must be triggered by contacting the Cybertrons, and with the glasses, he can sit at home and wait for the mission to come to his door.
On the other side, heartthrob 217 waited in front of the computer, refreshing the page every five minutes, and when he saw Russell's bidding, he immediately got in touch with him.
Sam Witwich, whose role is biased towards the nerdy type of scrap wood, is still sullen through his eBay name.
At the age of 18 and still a Shakespearean boy, Sam can't tolerate this, and he wants to rise in his final year of high school.
First, he had to have a car.
It's not a problem, tomorrow when he gets an A in the last history class, he will get his father's poverty alleviation fund and own a Porsche.
Then, he needs to fill his wallet, and the meager salary he earns from a part-time job can't support opening a ...... with a girl Ahem, dating, so he sold everything that could be valuable, and the one he had the most hope for was his great-great-grandfather's glasses.
"Man, what a genius, you have a keen eye for discovery, and trust me, these glasses are an absolute treasure."
"So?"
"So, I decided to explain to you where it came from first, so that you know that it's worth much more than 250 dollars."
Seeing that Sam was about to transform into Spider-Man, Russell replied angrily: "Please summarize it in 10 words, otherwise I won't buy it." ”
"1,000 US dollars!"
"Sorry, I didn't buy it."
"Wait, $800...... Well, 600 US dollars...... 500 US dollars, no less. ”
"250 US dollars, love to sell or not!"
"Deal!" 250 US dollars is not bad, Sam didn't expect to be wronged at the beginning, he tapped on the keyboard and continued to ask: "You can pay online, I will send you the glasses, of course the shipping cost belongs to you, it is written on the website." ”
"I'm in Duluth, Minnesota, and if you're nearby, I choose to meet and trade." Russell replied directly, the ghost knows what speed the US imperialist's courier company is, and he was busy in vain if he was robbed halfway.
"Oh my God, this must be God's arrangement, I'm in Duluth too." Sam let out a smiley face and continued typing, "For God's sake, how about adding another 50 dollars, I'll have to pay for gas when I meet and trade, you know, supercars are very gas-hungry." ”
"Son, you must be a student who hasn't been in a relationship yet."
"What, how do you know, are you God?"
"It's not hard to guess that your hormones that need to be vented urgently have spread to the entire Internet through the network cable!"
“……”