"Third child, what the hell is this?"

Looking at the bare flesh on the table, Xi Tong didn't know how to explain it, so he simply started first.

"It did it first! Succulent mutated. ”

No way!

The eldest and the second looked at Xi Tong like a neuropath, and the two took tissues to help the fourth child deal with it, and then took him inside to wash off the sticky liquid on his face.

Xi Tong took the opportunity to clean up the dartboard behind the door with a garbage bag.

And then......

"Oh mom, why are my hands swollen?"

"My hands are swollen too!"

"Oops, my head is swollen!"

Seeing the appearance of the three of them, Xi Tong suddenly felt that if everyone learned this hand, the world would be happier and more harmonious, and succulents would become a must-plant for every household.

It is better to eat without meat than to live without meat.

"I told you, your pot of flesh has mutated."

Xi Tong's words instantly attracted two pairs of white eyes, and as for the fourth child, his face was swollen into a pig's head, and his eyes were so crowded that he couldn't see.

"My hands are still swollen, what the hell is going on?"

"Are we poisoned? Will you die? Third, why are you okay? ”

Xi Tong was helpless, "I said, that pot of flesh has mutated." Otherwise, I'll call you 120. ”

A few minutes later, an explosive news came out of the school's circle of friends, and its popularity was comparable to Zhao Dachuan's confession before.

According to eyewitnesses, the hands and heads of the three students of Yicheng X School became abnormally swollen and swelled to 2-3 times that of ordinary people for unknown reasons. After an examination, the hospital said that there was no abnormality in the three people's bodies. This station solemnly reiterates that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a good person, and I hope that all citizens will not believe in rumors and spread false rumors.

However, the circle of friends is full of all kinds of real pictures, such as a big face swollen like a stainless steel basin, swollen like a carrot and a finger, there are pictures and truths, and all kinds of claims are spreading.

As a result, the three teasers living in the hospital became sweet and sweet in the eyes of reporters.

"May I ask you, three classmates, what is the reason for your such inflated?"

Second child: "Can you speak human language?" Change one! ”

"Handsome guy, can you tell me what makes you so big, so thick, so hard! If I can, I would like to do an exclusive interview with you in private and have an in-depth exchange......"

The second child nodded with satisfaction, "Forget about in-depth communication, we're still in a hurry to get down to business." Let me tell you briefly, the main thing is that the military training has been tired like a dog in the past few days, and the food in the canteen is not suspended, so it is inevitable that there will be resent......ment.

Beautiful reporter: Heheda, do you still know**......

Soon, the school conducted a surprise inspection of the canteen, dealt with a number of windows that were boiling with public grievances, and then communicated with the instructors in depth, and the intensity plummeted in the next few days.

Then, the school leaders came to visit the three of them, asking them about their difficulties in life, their lack of learning, and their emotional ......

Well, it's not up to the school, but they can take care of it if they ask for it.

After the leaders left, the counselor hinted: "When the scholarship is evaluated, the three of you will be reported, and then I will say a few good words for the school, after all, the school leaders are really enthusiastic about their work and really responsible for the students." ”

However, the three teasers shook their heads in unison.

The counselor has a groove in his heart, I have said it so obviously, why don't you cooperate. Forget it, I'll be more direct with you.

At this time, the boss pointed to Xi Tong beside the bedside,

"We 701 share blessings and difficulties. Although the third child is not authentic and abandons us when he suffers, we must not abandon him when we are happy, and we would rather give up the scholarship collectively. ”

The counselor understood in seconds, and secretly said in his heart that he was really regressing the more he lived, and his speaking level was not as good as that of a student.

Look at people, how righteous and righteous they say, righteous, and loud, as if they really want to give up.

"There's something for all four of you."

Top dog:?.?

The counselor thought that the boss was not satisfied, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Wait! ”

Xi Tong: And this kind of operation?

The counselor left satisfied, but the comics looked at Xi Tong with dissatisfied eyes.

The boss pointed to the empty space in the middle of the bed, "Move a stool and sit here." ”

Xi Tong felt guilty in his heart, he didn't even dare to raise his head when he sat on the stool, and secretly said in his heart that no matter what kind of criticism, he would accept it unconditionally, which could be regarded as giving them anger.

The boss snorted, "Three, it's time like this, do you still want to continue to hide it?" ”

The second child: "Don't explain it honestly, tell me what happened in detail!" ”

Fourth: "Woo woo...... Uh-huh...... Ahhh......h

Xi Tong secretly said in his heart: This is really unspeakable, where to start.

"Brothers, do you remember the cataclysm I talked about last time?"

The boss immediately interrupted: "You don't need to say it, we all know everything." ”

Xi Tong: "Now that you know, I'm relieved." ”

"But we don't worry about you!" The eldest and second said together.

Xi Tong is speechless, is there anything more capable of fighting than me on this earth?

Second: "Three, tell me honestly, are you doing any special weapons?" ”

Xi Tong said secretly in his heart: I did have a special weapon, the future national heavy weapon refugees, but how do you know?

Damn, I'm not talking in my dreams again.

Forget it, now that I have nothing to hide, anyway, it will be a revival in two and a half months, so I'll have a showdown with them.

At this time, the fourth child, whose hand was not injured, handed the boss a cigarette and lit the fire, and the boss swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog beautifully.

"Three, are you emotionally traumatized and want to take revenge on your rival and die with him, so you have biological weapons in the bedroom?"

it? Boss, you have such a big brain, you can figure it out.

"You have to promise me to give up this idea and put an end to it."

Lao Tzu didn't have a good idea at all, so Xi Tong raised his hand and made a vow that it would not hurt or itch.

The boss is very satisfied with Xi Tong's positive and cooperative attitude, "Actually, we have planned to help you change your face, and strive to build you into that handsome guy, you have a chance, don't give up on yourself!" ”

Xi Tong was speechless, but he still followed the two teasing words. The fleshy thing has finally been turned over perfectly, and no one doubts it.

Looking at the miserable appearance of the three guys, Xi Tong couldn't bear it, so let's make up for them.

"System, scan it, what attributes are these three teases?"

"Wood attribute 100%!"

"I'll ask you."

"Wood property 100%! Wood attribute 100%! Wood attribute 100%! ”

"Damn, you're also wood-attributed! Why don't you open your mind! ”

"Master, the system has no brains."

"You read the word 'system' again for me."

Xi Tong finally woke up, no wonder the brain circuits of the three teasing people are different from normal people, they are all pure wood attribute physiques.

It's no wonder that these three guys are inseparable, smell like each other, and have a surprisingly tacit understanding, always on the same channel.

In that case, accept my sincerity.

"True Mystery: Plant Affinity" X3!

If you want to live a decent life, can you have a little green on your head?