The man cowered, dressed in dark and heavy clothes, hunched over his back, and bulging out an irregular shape as if he was holding something in his arms, and was now sneakily looking into the emperor's tent.

Su Jin blinked.

Look...... Like a bucket?

In the middle of the night, black, weird, obscene!

Su Jin immediately thought of the thief.

"Oops!" She reached out and pulled the soldier beside her, "Look at you, that person is not here to steal!" ”

As she said this, the soldiers who were giggling suddenly fell silent, their eyes followed Su Jin's fingers, and some even pinched the weapons beside them.

Although there are people everywhere because of His Majesty's coming, there are people everywhere here, but there is no guarantee that there will be people with bad intentions running in......

The soldiers looked at each other, and the two skinny soldiers nodded, one on the left and one on the right, and walked around the tent towards the man.

The man in black seemed to have a bad stomach, and at this moment his left hand was pressed on his stomach, and his right hand helped the things in his arms, and he was about to step forward, when he suddenly walked out of front of the tent, and stretched out his hand to catch him.

The man seemed to panic, turned his head and walked back, but unexpectedly, there was also someone behind him, and he was immediately pressed to the ground.

As soon as he fell to the ground, the things in his arms suddenly fell out, golden and round, and rolled to Su Jin's feet.

Su Jin stepped on it and looked at it with a frown for a long time.

This thing......

How is it so much like a potty?

She looked closer again, and immediately took a breath of cold air.

It's a potty that's right, but I don't know whose potty this is, and it's still made of gold?

"No eyes!"

She looked at the toilet bowl carefully, but the man in black on the ground suddenly spoke, "Are you blind?" Dare to press this king into the ground! How many heads do you have? ”

The voice was so familiar that the soldiers were stunned and hurriedly took torches and took a photo, their faces full of surprise.

"Your Highness?"

"Lift the king up!" Xiao Ze stretched out his hand on the ground, "If it weren't for the fact that this king was uncomfortable today, how could you do this!" ”

"Damn it!" The soldiers immediately knelt down and saluted, "Please punish Your Highness." ”

"This king must ......"

"I said His Royal Highness King Qi, don't blame them, you are holding such a thing at night," Su Jin kicked the bedpan under his feet, "The expression is complicated, and his whereabouts are secret, anyone will suspect you, right?" ”

Xiao Ze saw Su Jin standing not far away, first frowned, and was about to open his mouth to refute, and then his expression suddenly changed, as if he had thought of something, his eyes brightened, and he walked towards her.

"You're just in time!" Xiao Ze bent down to pick up the bedpan, and stuffed it into Su Jin's arms with one hand, "Come with me!" ”

"You still have rice on it. Tian Gong! Su Jin's face changed greatly, "I have a habit of cleanliness!" Don't push on me! ”

"Don't buckle your head!" Xiao Ze was very fast, and after stuffing the bedpan, he pulled Su Jin into the grass, "Take it for a while, this king will be rewarded!" ”

So, Su Jin, who was helpless, had to make a bitter face, hold the golden bedpan, and say goodbye to the soldiers with complicated expressions in tears.

Goodbye friends, from today onwards, I, Su Jin, will be the king of Su Tian.

Xiao Ze pulled her into the woods and didn't leave a short distance, snatched the bedpan she was holding in a panic, put it on the ground, shook his hands and began to untie his trouser belt, muttering in his mouth.

"It's over, it's over, I can't go far, I'm going to pull it out!"

Su Jin was suddenly shocked, and his voice rose an octave.

"What do you do! Pants up! ”

"No way, no way!" Xiao Ze's face turned pale, "It's over when I mention it......"

"You, you, you! Exhibitionism! ”

The frightened Su Jin immediately turned around and was about to run, but before she could take a step, her ankles suddenly tightened, as if she was tightly entangled by something, and she slipped and fell to the ground.

She didn't dare to look back, for fear that she would have a needle's eye, so she only curled her legs, and glanced at the sudden addition of a rope on her ankles, which looked like Xiao Ze's...... Belt?

Moving her legs, she suddenly realized that her tied legs had lost consciousness.

Xiao Ze...... Can also do martial arts?

"It's all men, what are you running?" Xiao Ze's voice came from behind, "I called you here to ask you to go and pour the king's potty!" What should I do if you run away? ”

"Why am I?" Su Jin gritted her teeth, "Do you have someone who doesn't need you to use me?" ”

She was answered by a stormy sound of diarrhea.

Su Jin almost got past it.

The voice......

This smell ......

She wants to die!

"Is it to eat?"

muttered in a low voice, pulled two handfuls of grass from the ground and stuffed them into his nostrils, and Su Jin squatted on the ground depressedly.

"Why?" Xiao Ze's voice came from the gap between the voices, "My brother and I saved your life!" ”

"Huh." Su Jin sneered and spoke in a muffled voice.

"All I know is that if you let me stay here for another minute, I'll die."

"You don't believe me?" Xiao Ze spoke again, "Do you think that your guard, who has long since disappeared, can save you at that critical moment?" That's my brother! He thinks that you died too easily, and sent Ling Qi to find your unreliable guard! ”

Su Jin was suddenly stunned.

She did have doubts about this.

Jun Ran drove her off and ran away, how could she come over so coincidentally?

She originally thought that it was probably this Jun Ran who had been following her around, and when she saw that she was in trouble, she drew a knife to help, who knew that it was Xiao Yan?

"And me!" Xiao Ze seemed to have finished solving his personal problems and stood up, and there was a murky voice behind him, "You didn't have such a light punishment, if it wasn't for this king's mouth, you would have been finished a long time ago!" ”

If Xiao Yan helped her, Su Jin could still be suspicious, if Xiao Ze helped her......

She didn't believe it at all.

Xiao Ze's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

"Didn't you make up this set just so that I could give you and pee?"

"Editor?" Xiao Ze, who was lifting his pants, was stunned, "You don't believe it?" ”

"Don't believe it!" Su Jin replied simply.

She was a fool, and if she believed it, she would have to preside over the burial ceremony of His Royal Highness King Qi.

"If you don't believe it, don't believe it." Xiao Ze didn't want to worry about her, so he took back his trouser belt and tied it, "I'm fine, you can go." ”

The strength on his legs suddenly regained, and Su Jin got up and stomped his feet, "Why don't you fall yourself?" ”

"Who am I?" Xiao Ze pursed his lips in the dark, "I'm the King of Qi!" ”

"King Qi except Yoneda. Is it different from others besides smelling a little? ”

Su Jin rolled her eyes at him, "Your own will be responsible for it and send it on its last journey." ”

"I can't!" Xiao Ze also rolled his eyes, "I want to sleep in the same room with my brother, I'm afraid of smoking him if I pour this!" ”

"When you were pouring thousands of miles just now, it was already very tasty inside and out." Su Jin waved his hand, turned his head and walked back. "I don't care about that."

As soon as she said this, Xiao Ze immediately raised his arm to smell it.

Does it seem to really smell?

He took laxatives today and wanted to run at most two times to finish, but he didn't expect this thing to be so powerful, one pack made him run countless times, if it was really as Su Jin said, he already had a smell, wouldn't it make his brother disgusted?

Thinking that his brother would dislike him, Xiao Ze suddenly felt a little flustered.

He has been rampant in the capital for so many years, and it is not that he has suffered losses, but this one was fought by his brother for him, if it makes his brother unhappy because of this taste......

His Royal Highness King Qi of Brother Control immediately felt that he must not stink Xiao Yan, although he did not have a good impression on Xiao Yan, but he definitely couldn't let him spend an unpleasant night today.

Xiao Ze kicked on his toes, watching the potty "full of loads", he pouted and fell into deep thought.

If it really smells, I have to go to the river to take a bath, but I don't bring too many clothes, won't it make my brother dissatisfied?

So what if my brother lays on the floor?

No, it's cold, don't freeze him!

What if you lay the floor yourself?

Ah, no, if he had to run to the toilet again at night, wouldn't it disturb his sleep?

Let my brother sleep on his own?

Who will cover him with a quilt if it gets cold overnight?

Although he has never covered his brother with a quilt, Xiao Ze still feels that it is necessary to cover a quilt.

Thinking about it, Xiao Ze finally clenched his fist and smashed it in the palm of his right hand.

That's it!

Let my brother live with someone else!

It's better to be skinny! It won't move at night!

In this way, eligible ......

Xiao Ze turned his head slowly, and his eyes were on the person who had left him and was stepping into the house.