"Today, my teachers and sisters, how to quickly learn to shout microphone, as long as you can skillfully use the four words "I, he, this, that", and then as long as you rhyme with any line of poetry, or words, for example, give a poem, just use the most familiar hoe, I am noon! Sweat drops, this grass under the soil, who knows, that plate of Chinese food! Grains, he is hard! This completes a shouting song, isn't it simple? Li Xincheng looked at the thoughtful senior brothers and sisters and said.

"Is it okay to just write a poem?" Senior Brother Big Guy suddenly asked.

"Most of the poems can be, usually as long as they are neat and tidy, they can be used to shout wheat, like those that are easy to memorize and catchy poems that are learned in primary school now, they can be used to shout wheat, such as Li Bai's silent night thoughts, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, I look up at the bright moon, bow my head and think of his hometown, or like Wang Zhilian's stork tower, I am at the end of the mountain during the day, the Yellow River flows into the sea, and I want to be poor that thousand miles of eyes, and go to this floor." Li Xincheng gave two more examples and said.

"Most of the words of Tang poetry are okay, and the words of Song poetry should be chosen in a targeted manner." Li Xincheng thought for a moment and added.

"Senior brother has a lot of research on shouting microphones." The big brother praised.

"Harm, I listened to what others said, and then I thought about it myself." Li Xincheng said modestly.

"Yes, senior brother has probably mastered the skill of shouting microphone, come, junior brother, let's add a WeChat, go back to the dormitory and record the audio of shouting microphone and send it to junior brother, and then junior brother, you will give comments and pointers." The big guy brother suddenly took the mobile phone and opened the scanning interface and said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Brother, are you going to harm my ears? Shocked, there is a thanks.

However, Li Xincheng was embarrassed to refuse, this was an olive branch from his senior brother, and it was a manifestation of his brother's kindness, how could Li Xincheng bear to refuse?

Li Xincheng took out his mobile phone from his pocket, opened his QR code, and asked the senior brother to scan the code to add himself.

After a while, Li Xincheng saw a small red dot on the friend application interface, and it was the big guy who sent a friend application.

Li Xincheng clicked on the friend application list, and the screen name of the big brother's brother was really a big guy, calling Geng Ye to kill people like hemp.

Li Xincheng after seeing the name: "......"

Senior brother is awesome, just call Geng Ye, you still have to kill people like hemp, strong and strong.

agreed to the big brother's friend application, Li Xincheng hurriedly put the mobile phone back in his pocket, it is particularly impolite to play with the mobile phone during the interview, if it weren't for the big brother to add himself, Li Xincheng would never take out his mobile phone to see, even if Alipay voice said that the account was 100 million yuan, Li Xincheng would not take out his mobile phone to see if it was true.

"Laughing boys? Ouch, my god, junior brother, there's something in your name! The big brother couldn't help but exclaim after seeing Li Xincheng's screen name.

This exclamation immediately attracted a lot of attention, including many senior brothers and sisters who were interviewed, as well as classmates who came to interview.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Senior brother, you be quiet, ouch, you are too loud, now it's okay, everyone present knows that I love to laugh at boys, and this is too shameful.

Li Xincheng originally thought it was funny, fun, and fun to take this shameful name, but he didn't want to be pronounced in public.

was thought of by the big brother like this, and the cheeky Li Xincheng couldn't wait to find a hole to drill down at this time.

"It seems that I have to change my name when I go back, well, change to someone who is as domineering as the big guy's senior brother, he kills people like hemp, then I will purify sentient beings, and when I go back, I will change my name to Brother Cheng Pudu sentient beings." Li Xincheng secretly decided in his heart.

"You're busy with yours, don't keep looking at it if it's okay." The big brother waved his hand at the senior brother and sister who came over, signaling that it was okay.

"Okay, junior brother, then let's continue the game just now, you still have twenty-four seconds, now the timer starts." The big brother clicked on the phone screen and said.

The tenth idiom that Li Xincheng saw was spring.

Spring? For spring, different people have different opinions, Li Xincheng's ideal spring is full of cherry blossoms, a light breeze, and the sun, walking hand in hand with the people he likes in the flowers, with love, sniffing roses.

I just don't know what the spring in the hearts of my brothers and sisters will look like? Maybe for the big brother, his ideal spring is the peach blossom luck, and there are many beautiful girls who pursue themselves and want to spend the rest of their lives with them!

Senior sister's is not clear, after all, women have needles in their hearts, only women understand women, and Li Xincheng only understands men.

However, although I don't know what the spring in my sister's heart is, this does not prevent Li Xincheng from describing spring.

"Two words, is a season, this season everything recovers, the glaciers melt, there are flowers blooming, there are birds singing flowers, there are cherry blossoms, there is a light breeze, maybe the best season is it, not hot or cold, the sun is just right, the breeze is not dry, except for a few light rains, there is nothing bad." Li Xincheng described.

"Spring, isn't it?" After listening to Li Xincheng's description, the cute royal sister quickly gave the answer.

"That's right, senior brother, quick, next." Li Xincheng looked at the little time left and urged.

"Okay." The big brother answered, swiped the screen at a fast speed, and the eleventh word appeared on the mobile phone screen.

The eleventh word Li Xincheng saw was masks.

To be honest, it may have been difficult before, but now, it couldn't be simpler.

"Two words, it is the same item, it is often sold in pharmacies, almost every pharmacy has it, it is worn on the face, it can cover the nose and mouth when worn on the face, most people will look good when they wear it, this phenomenon shows that people should not have a nose and mouth, anyway, in my opinion, if you wear it, you can't cover up your ugliness, then I can only turn off the lights." Li Xincheng smiled and described.

"Senior brother, you are still too young, your mouth can bring us more happiness, understand?" After listening to Li Xincheng's description, the big brother couldn't help but retort.

Li Xincheng: "??? ”

I always feel that the big brother has something to say, and under this simple words, there seems to be something hidden that no one knows.

"It's a mask, hahahaha, indeed, it looks good when you wear it." The cute royal sister type senior sister smiled and said.

After the cute royal sister gave the answer to the eleventh word, there were only five seconds left at this time.

This time is probably only enough for Li Xincheng to continue the description of the next word, not enough for the senior sister to guess.

So Li Xincheng chose to give up, although he can't give up until the last moment, he must not give up, every second counts, how can he know if he doesn't try?

But that's too tiring, it's easier to give up than to fight, isn't it? People live for a lifetime, there is no need to fight for everything, that kind of life is inevitably too boring, happiness is the most important thing!

"When the time comes, junior brother, you described a total of eleven words, let the senior sister guess eleven words, and you have performed very well, and the senior brother only let the senior sister guess ten in the interview, you have far surpassed the senior brother and me, the young man is very good, the big drop is good, and he has great potential." The big brother looked at Li Xincheng with an appreciative look and praised him.

"No, no, it's just luck, luck, it's just that the words to be described are relatively simple, if you come to replace it with senior brother, it is estimated that twelve or thirteen is considered less, at least fifteen or sixteen to start." Li Xincheng boasted to each other.

"Senior brother, your little mouth was smeared with honey when it came out, right? This mouth is too sweet, too good at talking, and it has brought a lot of happiness to my senior brother! The big brother looked at Li Xincheng and sighed.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Is this what you just said, the happiness that the mouth can bring?

"Senior brother is very good, but here, senior sister wants to ask you a question, why did you come to interview our secretariat so late?" The cute royal sister put away her smile and asked Li Xincheng very seriously.

Wow, this question is so sharp, no other departments have asked, oops, this one is gone.

Li Xincheng's brain was running wildly, thinking about whether he could give the best of both worlds.

Said you were late because you overslept in the dormitory?

This doesn't work, it seems that I have no concept of time, and I actually overslept in front of such an important thing as an interview? Are you paying attention to such an important thing as the interview? This gives the impression of being unreliable.

Said that he was hit by a car on the road, reasoned with the owner of the car, and delayed a little time?

How can this curse itself? And I'm good, healthy, I didn't see a little sign of being hit by a car, obviously not in line with the truth, and I can't stand scrutiny, and the brothers and sisters are not stupid, even if they believe in themselves on the surface, but there will definitely be big doubts in their hearts. It will also leave a dishonest impression on the senior brothers and sisters.

The reason for being hit by a car is better to save it for when you ask for leave during class, when the teacher can't see you, I don't know if you were really hit by a car, even if you have doubts, you can't find evidence to prove it.

Unless he comes to visit the dormitory himself, but which university teacher will be so idle, all busy with research, opening a company to make money, but there is no time to take care of your little student, you love to come to class, you don't want to come to class and pull down, anyway, the loss is yourself, and it has no impact on the teacher himself, and it will not be because you don't come to be a teacher and can't make money.

Or did you say that when you crossed the street, you saw an old woman, out of the maintenance and promotion of the traditional virtues of respecting the old and loving the young of our Chinese nation, and helped the old woman to cross the road and delayed a little time, so she came late?

This reason is so old that I have lost my teeth, and it is estimated that the senior brothers and sisters have used it themselves, and they may have used it to vomit, and they still use this reason, this is not a big knife in front of Guan Gong - beyond his strength? Do you have an axe? No, no, no.

"Then it seems that I can only tell the truth, there is no other way!" After thinking about it for a while, Li Xincheng really didn't come up with any way to get the best of both worlds, so he could only choose to tell the truth, so that at least he could leave an impression of honesty and sincerity to his brothers and sisters! Compared to the above answers, this is honestly much better!