Chapter 54: Fighting in the Market
"You...... Wait for me! I said it with hatred and walked back.
"What the hell is this, you look at his bottomless eyes, you can make people stunned, it's terrible, it's terrible!" As he walked back, the tabloid Ma Huang Yingtong touched the back of his head again and again.
"Sister Liu, just now I heard you say that he is your ancestral slave ghost?" Xiao Anzi asked me.
"Hmm." I nodded.
"That'...... He should be very clear about the past of his sister's family, why didn't his sister ask the third master to ask him? Xiao An Zifu said again.
"Do you think the third master will still care about my affairs, speechless, talking nonsense!" I glanced at Xiao Anzi in a daze.
The third master, the current third master is confused by the little goblin every day, and he revolves around the little demon girl during the day, where can he still take care of me.
When I returned home like this, as soon as I entered the house, I was startled by the sudden surprise.
"This ...... What, is it Jia Mengzi? "I'm staring at the monster in front of me.
A man in a black robe, a black top hat, and his hands hanging down motionless, suddenly appeared in the living room, looking at the door with a pair of small eyes like a death gaze.
And the skin on his face is blue, and there are many places where there are straw sticks with burrs and thorns.
"Hey, hey, yes, yes, yes, why did this guy come back by himself, a little fast, a little fast!"
When the tabloid Ma Huang Yingtong saw it, he stepped forward to pick up the man in black and put the pestle on the side of the Xiangtang case.
"What do you mean...... You're not going to put him here, are you? I was shocked at first sight.
"Ao Aoao, yes, isn't this what the third master ordered, let him receive our incense?" When the tabloid horse heard it, he said.
"Dizzy, that is, in the future, no matter day or night, he will be pestled here?" I fainted when I heard it.
"No, no, no, if you take a look at it this big night, you have to scare your soul, find something to cover, cover it tightly, or I'll throw him out!" I was speechless and went back to my bedroom.
What's the matter, the incense in this house is steaming, and the gods and ghosts are scary enough, and there is a dead man's skin pestle there, and it doesn't let people live.
In this way, a night passed, the third master and the little goblin did not return overnight, I looked at the Jiamengzi who was covered by a few huge robes next to the incense case, and I felt very uncomfortable to cook in the kitchen.
"Hmph, I can't stay at home, I went outside to play romance, but I really have a walk, what a thing, I didn't force you to do anything, just quit the marriage in one sentence, as for this, who will show this whole out......"
I didn't have to throw away the kitchen utensils to cook.
"Hahaha, little brother horse, little brother horse, look at it, how do I do this dancing pier, rub, when that little goblin comes back, I will take a whip and let her dance on it, and I will whip her when it falls, so that she knows the end of being a cheap woman!" Hu Yumei appeared in front of me carrying a round hollow wooden pier.
The wooden pier is as thick as a bucket, and a hole in the middle is just enough to fit into a person's head.
"Very good!" I looked at it and said it was good.
"This thing is dancing blindly, in my opinion, it's good to put it on the neck of that little demon girl, didn't the third master say that he wanted to protect that demon girl well, put on this thing, but he won't get a concussion!" Xiao Anzi ran over when he heard the voice, shook his head and said with the appearance of an old pedant.
"Yes, you're still smart!" When Hu Yumei heard this, Geng Geng praised Xiao Anzi for being smart.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
And at this time, there was a knock on the door, and yesterday's White Horse Fairy came in with a depressed face.
"What about the third master, the third master...... It's not good to be out of school, I'm in trouble, and the first business of this stall was pouted! As a face full of dejection came in, the White Horse Fairy shouted.
"What's going on?" As soon as I heard it, I asked what was going on.
"Who is he?" And Hu Yumei asked, wide-eyed.
"Ao, the white horse fairy that was just harvested yesterday has not yet officially entered the hall, and it is the white horse cultivation in the ancient temple of God's City." I said as soon as I heard it.
"Hey, I listened to the third master yesterday and went to the west alley of the city to set up a stall to tell fortunes, the first business took an old lady, the old lady opened her mouth and asked me how old she still has Shoulu, I looked at her to ask her for her birthday eight characters to count, this will tell the truth, tell her that there is a broken head in front of the New Year, there is no solution, Shoulu is about two or three months."
As I said this, Bai Maxian sat down and said, "But as soon as the old lady heard it, she blew it up at that time, and she didn't know where to find two kitchen knives, so she had to cut me." ”
"I ran in circles for no time, but I finally got rid of the old lady, and I went back very depressed."
"After a night after going back this time, I thought that it was okay, but as soon as I went this morning, the old lady was still there blocking me, jumping high and scolding, saying that I didn't want my life, and I swore not to give up, what do you say this should be done?"
"What, fight...... Let's go, I, Hu Yumei, am not afraid of this, my eyes are red when I hear the fight, let's go, bear egg thing, what a big deal, you can't even beat an old lady, aunt, grandma, I'll give you a breath! Hu Yumei rolled up her arms and sleeves, and she jumped out with a rub, still carrying the big log wheel in her hand.
"Dizzy, follow along." When I saw it, I shouted and followed.
"You too, which fortune teller do you say dare to directly say that people are going to lose their heads, that is, it is calculated, and you have to be smooth, you can say something about the bloody disaster or something, and directly tell people that there will be a few more months of decapitation, and it will be strange if people don't cut you!" As he walked downstairs, Xiao Anzi pouted.
"I'm ...... This isn't the first time I've done this, and I don't have any experience, hey, humans are terrible, and if you don't say a word, you will flip your hooves, and I will have to be careful in the future. Being robbed by Xiao Anzi, Bai Maxian was speechless.
came to the mouth of the alley in Xicheng like this, and when the pickpocket was opened to see the lively crowd, Hu Yumei and an old lady wearing a white flower jacket and pants printed on a black background were dangling on their shoulders at first glance.
Both of them are like sumo wrestling, they are bending their bows and probes their backs, their eyes are looking at each other fiercely, and their feet are still dangling back and forth, which is very funny.
"Hey, hey!"
Hu Yumei rushed forward with a bang, and the wood in her hand fell fiercely, and slammed the old lady's head.
And the two kitchen knives in the old lady's hand were also very fast, like two spinning hot wheels, with a cold chill, slashing Hu Yumei's head in a circle.
"I'm, it's broken, it's broken, it's not an ordinary thing, the Black God, it's the Black God, Xiao Anzi help quickly!" When Hu Yumei saw the head spinning the kitchen knife, she was holding her head and running away.
"I can't help, I can't help, I'm also afraid of this thing, I said Master Hu Dafen, aren't you the ancestor of playing with kitchen knives, why are you afraid!" When Xiao Anzi saw it, his voice was very teasing.
"When the eyes of people appear on the street, are you not afraid of being tabooed?"
And at this time, the third master didn't know where to squeeze it out, and reached out to catch the two rotating kitchen knives.
"Humph!"
The old lady snorted very sullenly and turned back, and ran away with the wooden wheel.
It's a fast run, and the legs and feet don't look like old people at all.
"Huang Yingtong, go check her place and come back to report to me." The third master took a look and ordered.
"Yes." Huang Yingtong promised to catch up.
"It's not the black god, it's the pig god, the flower pig becomes the essence, Hu Yumei is the hall master, in the future, you must not show people's eyes on the street, and talk about something." As Huang Yingtong left, the third master went back.
"I'm not the one who watched her bully us, so I couldn't help but teach her a lesson!" Listening to what the third master said, Hu Yumei muttered.
"It's her business to bully people on the street, and whether she can do it or not is our problem, understand?" When the third master heard this, he said in a reprimanding tone.
"Eh, what kind of bullshit theory, Third Master, you won't be like my Ding Li, making women dizzy!" When Hu Yumei heard this, she muttered very quietly.
"Hey, what about that little goblin, it's over, it's over, the wooden wheels prepared for the goblin have been taken away, yes, I'll have to make another one when I go back." With muttering, Hu Yumei said with regret.
"You won't see her again for a while."
The third master turned his head and smiled at me with a warm smile: "Liu'er, we also need a pig god to occupy a place at the entrance of the hall, this pig god is the head of the scattered immortals, devouring the fierce and evil spirit in the hall house, and it is a rare helper for the house." ”
"Hmm." I hummed inadvertently.
"But don't we have a pig god, doesn't the third master remember that Neidan?" Then I asked.
As for what the third master said that he would not see the little goblin again for the time being, I don't care.
What if you don't see it, it seems that the third master is sincere, this is for fear that we will take advantage of his absence to harm the demon girl and arrange the little demon girl outside.
It's okay, it's not annoying, but it's less rushing at my trachea......