Chapter 50: Robbing the False Temple
When Lan Ya was about to get up, he saw that the people in the queue behind him were scattered, and a few guard-like people drove the crowd out of the side hall like ducks, leaving only Yu Fangjun and Yu Lanya, who were unwilling to go out.
I only heard a beautiful voice coming: "Miss, the mud-legged people have run away, come over and close the eight characters with the son." ”
Lan Ya couldn't help frowning, and the body that was about to stand up sat down again.
I only felt the wooden plank under me clatter, a heavy tremble, and looking at the voice, an obese woman hurriedly ran over, her flesh trembled with the frequency of running, her face was so bright that her eyes were so fat that there was only a gap left.
When I arrived at the temple, I saw an eight- or nine-year-old little man sitting on the stool, who looked like a nun and not a nun, with too many patches on his body to count, and only a pair of eyes looked at him like stars.
The fat lady was not happy at the time, and said angrily: "Zen'er, how do you do things?" How can there be two more? ”
Seeing the four big men behind the other party with a cold sword, Lan Ya couldn't help but say with a bitter face: "Donor, the poor nun is the little nun of Liuyue Nunnery, and today she is here to rebuild the nunnery, the young lady is kind and tolerant, kind and dignified, and she will definitely be able to find a wishful husband in the future." ”
When the fat lady heard this, she was overjoyed, and took out a piece of silver from her body and threw it to Lan Ya, who was busy reaching out and seeing that it was a piece of ten taels of silver, her eyes were like a fat lady, and she narrowed into a small slit.
The dogleg took the silver, put it on his teeth and bit it, and winked at the stunned temple station, so angry that the temple station's long beard was pried and pried.
Lan Ya stood up, stood beside Yu Fangjun, and watched the excitement together.
The fat lady blushed, handed two beautifully made red bronzing stickers to the temple station, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "Master, if you help these two people, if it is a match made in heaven, when I come back from Yujia Village, I will definitely be rewarded." ”
Yujia Village? Lan Ya couldn't help but look at the little chubby girl carefully, at the age of thirteen or fourteen, the young lady in the city sat down, isn't it, she is Liu Qingshi's legendary "good birth" engaged daughter-in-law Lin Yuniang?
I was amazed, so I had more eyes, and waited for the beautiful words of the old man stationed in the temple.
At this time, the temple stationed, eyes like ink, from the obscene image just now, wonderful to become a master, open two bronzing Geng stickers, like a similar pinching finger count for a long time, in the fat girl impatient, only then slowly said: "Miss's birthday eight characters, born rich, half a lifetime of glory, ill-fated, foggy, clouds are difficult to see the sun......"
Lan Ya rolled her eyes, this temple's ability to mix rice is not very strong, how can it be exactly the same as saying his own words, so he can't change some fresh words?
The temple station habitually brushed his beard and sighed: "The donor has a Buddha fate, if you have no desire, you don't ask for it, and if you don't ask for it, you don't have ......."
Xu Shi glanced at the four murderous guards behind the fat girl, and the temple station looked dignified, no longer saying the words "long companion green lantern", brushed a few strokes, and wrote two words with a red paper sign "Tu Zhi Combination", which means that after the prosperity, decay and life, not a good match made in heaven.
After writing, he blew dry the ink stains, sandwiched between the two Geng stickers, and didn't dare to hand it to the young lady who was on the verge of rage, but handed it to Zen'er instead.
Unexpectedly, Miaozhu was still an old man who was rich and noble, and he couldn't bend his might, and Lan Ya couldn't help but secretly raise his big finger.
The fat lady was furious and waved away.
When Lan Ya was worried about how to buy this superficial philistine and secretly righteous temple, in the shadow of the door of the temple, a silk servant turned out and stuffed a bag of things into the arms of the temple station.
Lan Ya's worship immediately turned into a river of spring water flowing eastward, obviously, behind the fat lady, someone is more extravagant than her, and bought the temple, which is really despicable and admirable.
Who wants to sabotage the marriage between Liu Qingshi and Lin Yuniang? Look at the thickness of the bag of silver, it is no longer under fifty taels.
was puzzled to the main hall out of the main hall door, but saw three people outside, Lan Ya hurriedly pulled Yu Fangjun, dodged to the side hall door where the little guy was hiding just now, and looked at the scene in the side hall along the gap.
The three of them are not bystanders, in the middle is Cheng Saburo with a stubborn face, and the two behind him, one of them is Mrs. Liu, and the other is a woman about thirty years old.
Several people went directly to the side hall, and Mrs. Liu handed the two Geng stickers to the temple station with a worried face: "Master, you can help you make a marriage sticker." ”
Miaozhu straightened his back, unfolded the rough and simple Geng sticker, and couldn't help but be stunned when he saw the name on it.
woman, named Yu Lanxiang;
Man, named Cheng Saburo.
These two names are so familiar, aren't they the names mentioned by the little nun just now? Miaozhu was displeased, and he didn't even count, so he said directly: "The combination of Tu Zhu." ”
The three of them were stunned, Mrs. Liu had a gray face, the marriage has the combination of lotus root and mandarin duck, and Tu is the next marriage.
Cheng Saburo, who has always been not afraid of heaven and earth, also had a rare look of surprise, and all kinds of anomalies such as rat incidents, ant incidents, and fire incidents in the past few days finally had answers.
Mrs. Liu silently put away Lanxiang's Geng stickers, and brought the other Geng stickers to the temple and said, "Master is merciful, look at these girls' Geng stickers again, which numerology is the best?" ”
The temple station looked at the girl Geng sticker in his hand, and picked out two words: "This girl was born on the second ugly day of the Lunar New Year, the eight characters are good, but it's a pity that the time is a pity, if you are born when you are 'yourself', you must be rich and noble." ”
After listening to it for a long time, Lan Ya remembered that what the temple resident said turned out to be the Geng paste of Lan Duo after he had changed.
The temple station put down the Geng sticker as if regretfully, picked up another one, and looked at it for a long time before saying: "This girl was born in the ninth day of October, and her life was difficult at the age of eight. If you take the Geng sticker, it will be a catastrophe and immortal, and you will definitely spread your wings and fly like a phoenix in the future. But if it comes to the combination of yin and yang, these two daughters are not compatible with the family Saburo, and they are also restrained from each other. ”
Cheng Saburo said angrily: "Old horseman, one, two are not good, three is still not good, you say that I Cheng Saburo has been a bachelor all my life, and I deserve to be a daughter-in-law?" ”
After speaking, a fist smashed on the case, and there was a mountain sound, and the corner of the case cracked, so frightened that the temple station rolled directly under the table, trembling his hands, and pointed at a casual point: "This, this is a match, a peony is a match, and the rich party is a party." ”
The temple stood under the table and trembled and wrote the words "Peony Combination", together with the Geng paste and Cheng Saburo's Geng paste in one place, sealed the paste, and handed it to Cheng Saburo, Cheng Saburo pouted with satisfaction.
Lan Ya behind the temple gate is in a hurry, the temple is dissatisfied with his "peers", and will definitely go the other way, saying that Lan Xiang and Cheng Saburo are not compatible, with the trouble of Rat Xiaobai some time ago, Cheng Saburo has to believe it, and he has to believe it if he doesn't believe it.
Lan Xiang's relatives are yellow, but the temple station pulled out a bunch of bullshit words at Lan Duo and his own Geng sticker, which angered Cheng Saburo, and casually pointed out a bride, and, from Lan Ya's point of view, the bride is either Yu Landuo or herself, how can she not be angry?
After Cheng Saburo and a few people left, Lan Ya walked out from behind the palace door fiercely, learned Cheng Saburo's momentum, slapped it violently on the table in the temple, and said with pain and anger: "You are messing with mandarin duck scores, a good yellow flower girl let you send it to the wolf's den, and said, whose birthday signature did you seal inside?" ”
Miao Zhu crawled out with palpitations, his fear of Lan Ya was obviously greatly discounted, he picked up the teacup to drink water, Lan Ya was so angry that he grabbed the ink tray on the table, splashed the black ink inside on the temple station's face, and said angrily: "You are a fake temple station who is swaggering, what kind of numerology, cause and effect cycle, retribution is not happy, you just wait for God to accept you." ”
The temple station was not angry or angry, but leaned back on the chair of the eight immortals, and the eyes in the middle of the black ink looked at Lan Ya shiningly.
Lan Ya stroked her chest with her palm, eased her breath, snapped her fingers at Yu Fangjun, and asked Yu Fangjun to hold down the temple, while she went up and down with her hands, groping the temple station's whole body.
The originally calm temple station was so frightened that he protected his chest with his hands, and the ghost shouted: "Which family are you a girl, how can you be strong?" The poor monk is still a child, and he must not be offended and blasphemed......"
Lan Ya glanced at the "poor monk" temple with hair longer than herself, and continued to search with both hands, up and down.
I searched the temple all over my body, and I found a sealed marriage sticker, and when I opened it, it turned out to be a proverb of "peony combination", Lan Ya is so angry, which ignorant boy and girl is this going to deceive?
The male and female Geng stickers were taken out and thrown on the table, empty envelopes and marriage stickers, together with the bag of silver that the temple station received bribes, one by one into his arms, and said gloomily: "I am fighting local tyrants to divide the land, if you dare to say what happened today, I will tell that young lady that you have accepted bribes and silver from Yujia Village, and you have a fake marriage sign, so that you will be ruined, and you will not be able to mix in Puren Temple, and you will not be a fake monk with hair and practice." He turned around and hurried out of the main hall.
Miao Zhu wiped his face with palpitations, the ink unfolded like a flower and butterfly, and looked at Lan Ya who was in a hurry with a look of grievance, and said bitterly: "When did I accept the bribe from Yujia Village?" This is the monthly calendar silver that Nazhuo boy honors my master every month. Moreover, when did I sign a fake marriage, the Xiao family and the Zhuo family were enemies in life and death, and it was originally a combination of lotus roots, worrying and tired, and ending dismally. Pointing at your Geng sticker indiscriminately, is it because you played me in front of me, what kind of nun nonsense is made, you little bird still want to deceive me, an old thief? Thinking of the robbed silver, the old man looked bitter.