As soon as Zhang Fengqi replied, there were more people under that question.

Cats love to eat fish: [Answer: The Lord is mighty! Is it a true celestial master?! 】。

Second Senior Brother with Belt: [...... Kneeled. Answer: Lord, you are too spiritual! It's not a to-bar......].

Dududi: [Heavenly Master is stronger than a lawyer? Strong onlookers! 】。

Seeing that his fans on Zhihu also rose, Zhang Fengqi smiled super stylishly, and when his fingers were typing on the mobile phone, he was about to warp out his orchid finger.

Great Heavenly Master of the New Era: [Everyone, the Great Heavenly Master is free today, and I happened to meet it, and it can be regarded as fate, and it is not in line with my Taoist style if I don't make a move].

Great Heavenly Master of the New Era: [The subject knows that the name "Bird Shang Ruimusheng" is a newly registered name, and the first question is to ask about the auspicious day for divorce and leaving the house].

New Era Great Celestial Master: [This shows that the main question is to change the marital status of the heart is very anxious. The bird has eyes, indicating that only the lower body can be seen, and the subject must have derailed. Ruimusheng, this word is full of reproductive atmosphere, indicating that the subject not only cheated but also made a "human life"].

Great Heavenly Master of the New Era: [The subject revealed that he was a rat and a fire rat. C belongs to fire, the subject was born in the year of C, the original life is very good, should be smart and clever, both civil and military, if the husband and wife are harmonious, it is also beneficial to the life of wealth].

The Great Heavenly Master of the New Era: [But the wife who said that the subject said that he wanted to "leave the house" is also the same zodiac, and she is also a fire rat].

Great Heavenly Master of the New Era: [Female fire rats are more prosperous than male fire rats, and they have good luck, and if the fire rat woman is virtuous and virtuous, she will also have the life of a prosperous husband].

New Era Great Heavenly Master: [The subject pushed Wangfu's wife out of the house, which has ruined his fortune. If you have an affair and have a child, you will lose your official luck. shamelessly exposed his shortcomings on the Internet, and lost his luck in his old age. The three fortunes are declining, and the subject is asking for more blessings.

Zhang Fengqi finished typing the last two words refreshed, and raised his mobile phone with satisfaction to look at it, as if he was admiring some peerless painting.

Wen Yinuo went back to his room to change into home clothes, and when he saw his uncle's appearance, he knew that he was on Weibo again or Zhihu pretending to be a big-tailed wolf.

"Uncle, who have you solved the mystery of life?" Wen Yinuo sat down beside him curiously, and then glanced at his phone.

Zhang Fengqi didn't hide it from her, and handed over the phone: "Look, am I right?" ”

Wen Yinuo glanced at Zhang Fengqi's mobile phone with his hand, laughed out loud, waved his hand and said, "Uncle, I don't have the ability to see from the three words 'bird life' that a man has an affair and has an illegitimate child." This is my blind spot, and I can't judge you right or wrong! ”

"What are you pretending to be in front of me?" Zhang Fengqi knocked on her head and whispered: "Didn't you see you scolding the scumbag with a trumpet on Weibo to 'knock your mother'?" ”

Wen Yinuo: "......"

Soon blushed, and then pushed Zhang Fengqi's mobile phone away in annoyance: "Uncle, I am still an underage baby, and violating my personal privacy will make me psychologically unhealthy and then retaliate against society!" ”

As she spoke, she took out her mobile phone and began to play chicken, giving herself a surging mood.

Zhang Fengqi cut off, "You are nineteen years old, you are a mature adult, and you are still pretending to be a minor with me, don't you know how to count when I can't count?" ”

The kitchen door downstairs opened, and the fragrance of Korean ginseng stewed chicken wafted out.

Wen Yinuo's mother, Wen Yangui, raised her voice in the kitchen and said, "Yinuo, clean up the table and get ready for dinner." ”

Wen Yinuo was nervous, and said without raising his head: "Uncle, go clean up." ”

Zhang Fengqi looked at his rising powder in Zhihu, and didn't want to clean up the table, so he put Erlang's legs on his legs and said slowly: "Your mother called you, why don't you go?" ”

"I'm playing chicken." In order to please Zhang Fengqi, Wen Yinuo deliberately talked about the rhyme of the north.

Zhang Fengqi has recently been obsessed with "Wolf Disco", and he is so obsessed with learning Northeast dialect with his mobile phone.

But hearing Wen Yinuo say this, he almost laughed, pointed to her head and said with a big tongue: "Yinuo, you can eat chicken if you want to play, why do you add a 'son'?" ”

"If you ask you to play chicken, you will be reported, understand?"

This routine is too sassy.

Wen Yinuo might as well be flashed his waist, and with a shake of his hand, he immediately fell to the ground into a box and became a box spirit.

She put down her phone, glared at Zhang Fengqi, and said gloomily: "Uncle, I suspect that you are driving, and I have evidence." ”

"Be confident, get rid of the word 'doubt.'" Zhang Feng stood up proudly and said loudly towards the kitchen: "Eldest sister, I'll help you clean up the table, your girl is playing...... Eat chicken! ”

"What are you playing with chicken? Isn't it enough for you two to pour chicken soup into others all day long? Wen Yangui said angrily, took off the apron on her body, hung it behind the kitchen door, and strolled out.

Her skin was white and flawless, and her eyes were watery, not at all like a middle-aged woman with a nineteen-year-old daughter.

And there is no neat shawl curls and cyan tattooed eyebrows of middle-aged women in Jiangcheng.

She still has long straight black hair, a casual ball head, a nose and cherry lips, apricot eyes and peach cheeks, at first glance, she is even more beautiful than the nineteen-year-old Wen Yinuo.

In front of his beautiful mother, Wen Yinuo can only do "a small public act in the slightly fat world" for the time being.

She hurriedly put down her phone, kissed Wen Yangui's side, and called out a long time: "Mom-you are so good-looking!" I declare that I'm bent and I'm in love with you, my well! ”

Wen Yangui twisted her tall and straight nose and said with a smile: "Don't pretend, let's say, what bad things did you do today?" ”

Wen Yinuo hurriedly leaned back, dodging her mother's hand twisting her nose, "What am I pretending?" Mama, I mean the truth, I really love you! ”

"Okay, okay, I know you're at the place where the high-speed rail accident happened today." Wen Yangui looked at Wen Yinuo with a smile, "Why do you lie to me?" ”

Wen Yinuo, who was still smiling just now, trembled in his voice: "Mom...... Mom...... I'm ...... I didn't mean to ......"

"Okay, I know you're afraid I'm worried." Wen Yangui said softly, pressed Wen Yinuo's shoulder to let her sit down, leaned in her ear, and whispered: "However, your mother and I hate others to lie to me the most, no matter what the reason, it is not okay to lie to me." ”

This is a precursor to a furious outburst.

Wen Yinuo has known since he was a child that his mother, who looks gentle as water, is actually a short-tempered "Pink Panther" girl.

Sure enough, in the next second, Wen Yangui's voice was high and urgent: "After eating, go back to your house to pack up your things and prepare for homework, you will give me back to school and study hard after the New Year!" ”

"Don't——!" Wen Yinuo screamed miserably, and almost knelt down for Wen Yangui, "Mom, I don't dare anymore!" I don't want to go back to school......"

How can it be fun to be a heavenly master with your uncle when you go to college.

Wen Yinuo was admitted to university two years ago, but she never went to school, but just used her uncle's connections to go to school for credits at the end of the semester.

Anyway, she studied public relations, and it didn't matter to her whether she could take this kind of course or not.

And she is very smart, she just teaches herself, she goes to school twice a year to take the final exam, and her grades are the first in her age, and she has already skipped one level, and this year is already her senior year.

"Go back to the house after eating." Wen Yangui calmed down, sat down and picked up the spoon and drank the chicken soup slowly.

Even Zhang Fengqi didn't dare to be poor, so he honestly brought the food over to set the table, and served the mother and daughter dinner.

Wen Yinuo was in a very bad mood, so he only drank a bowl of soup and went back to his room.

Wen Yangui didn't stop her.

Waiting for Wen Yinuo to slam the door on the second floor, Zhang Fengqi cautiously pleaded: "...... Big sister, are we too strict with Yinuo? Yinuo didn't have a father since he was a child......"

"Brother, although Yinuo has not had a father since he was a child, he has an uncle like you." Wen Yangui put down the chopsticks with a snap, and the anger seemed to turn to Zhang Feng to get up.

Zhang Fengqi immediately straightened his waist and sat down, honestly bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "Big sister, it's all my fault." I asked Yinuo not to tell you, you don't know the situation at that time, it just so happened that we were looking at feng shui, and before I could finish fooling around, something happened......"

Wen Yangui was silent for a while, sighed, and said, "Actually, you two are also stupid. I know where you are by using my phone location...... How to lie to me? ”

Zhang Fengqi: "!! ”

Damn, forget about this stubble......

So who is he and Wen Yinuo working hard for and who is sweet for this night?

At this moment, he cursed the real estate owner who was going to build a villa to break the capital chain, run away with his sister-in-law, and was made into a song by the debt collector and then sung by the people of the whole country!