Chapter 65: The Tavern
"Report!"
At the Rogue Town Naval Base, Smoker was smoking a cigarette alone and lying on a chair behind his desk, when suddenly the sound of a soldier reporting came from outside the door.
Smoker sat up straight and shouted to the door, "Come in!" ”
"Report! Colonel Smoker, one of our warships patrolling the area has just been sunk! The soldiers came in and reported loudly.
"What? Tell us the details! Smoker stood up at once.
"Just now, a patrol ship of our army was sunk by pirates, and the soldiers on the warship reported that the pirate ship was flying the flag of the Phantom Pirates!"
"Phantom Pirates? How can there be a Phantom Pirates, there have been more than a dozen waves of Phantom Pirates this month, and the results are all fake! ”
Smoker was speechless, I don't know what's going on this month, there are more than a dozen pirates of all sizes in this Rogue town, all of them are people who are Phantom Pirates, and they rushed over and found that all of them were fake by more than a million pirates.
"This time it could be real!" The soldier said uncertainly.
"How so?" Smoker, who sat down again, asked.
"Listening to the soldiers of the navy warship that was sunk, the other party sank the warship with only one move." The soldier said again.
"Is it really just one move?" Smoker asked!
The soldier nodded affirmatively.
"Let's go! Assemble the soldiers! Go out and check it out! Smoker thought for a moment and commanded.
"Colonel Smoker, where is this going?" Dusty, who had just come in, looked at Smoker, who was about to go out, and asked.
"I just got a report that a patrol warship was sunk by the Phantom Pirates, and I think this time it might be true, so I'm going to check it out." Smoker said as he walked out of the office.
"Wait for me, I'll go too!" Dusty hurriedly followed.
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At this time, Locke and the middle-aged uncle had already come to a tavern, probably because of the meal, so there was no one in the tavern yet.
Speaking of this middle-aged uncle, Locke doesn't know him, it's just that this uncle doesn't know him.
This uncle appeared once in the anime, the uncle who bought a sword in Rogue Town, on the Internet of the original world, some people speculated that this uncle's strength is definitely not low, with Qiushui and three generations of ghost cuts in his hands, and he can also open a store in this Rogue Town for more than ten years, without being robbed, it is impossible to be stronger than others.
This time it happened to happen, of course, I want to see if the speculation in the previous life was right.
"Little Four, bring me two bottles of rum!" As soon as Locke and Uncle sat down, Uncle shouted at the young man in the bar.
"Uncle Maori, you're here again, does my aunt know?" The young man, who was called Xiaosi, seemed to be very familiar with this uncle, and while bringing wine to the uncle, he jokingly said to the uncle.
"Go, go, go! What do you kid know! I'm in charge of the family, and your aunt has to listen to me! The uncle hurriedly argued.
"Auntie! There you are! Xiao Si suddenly shouted at the door.
"Wife, I was wrong! I shouldn't hide my private money, I ......" After Xiao Si finished speaking, the uncle didn't look at the practice, so he turned around and knelt down directly, looking at the proficiency of this movement, it must be a regular practice.
"Boy, did you lie to your uncle like this? Nothing big or small! At this time, the uncle also found out that there was no one at the door of the tavern, so he stood up and said to Xiao Si dissatisfied.
"Hahahaha!"
There were not many customers in the small shop, and they all laughed.
Locke watched this scene from the side, and thought about it with the group.
"What's so funny about the kid! When you find your mother-in-law in the future, you'll know! The uncle stood up and looked at Locke next to him who was still there and smiled, and said with disgust.
"Alright! I don't laugh anymore, I don't laugh anymore! Locke waved his hand repeatedly, but the smile on his face could not be hidden.
"Humph!" The old man snorted coldly at Locke, and then sat back in his original position.
"Okay, Uncle Maori, don't be angry, it's just a kid's mistake, I invited this wine today." At this time, the junior who was at the bar took two bottles of wine and said.
"That's pretty much it! Come on boy, you drink too! The uncle took a bottle of wine and said to Locke.
"I'm going to be disrespectful to that kid!" After taking the bottle, Locke took a sip directly.
When the uncle saw Locke like this, he also picked up the wine in front of him and drank it.
After eating and drinking, the uncle began to talk to Locke.
"Boy, I'll tell you! That's Roger, I know him! Uncle said as he drank.
"Uncle knows Roger?" Locke asked curiously.
"Of course, Roger, I was a well-known gangster on the island when I was a kid, and I had sex with him!" The uncle is now flushed with alcohol and said proudly.
"Isn't that uncle very powerful?" Locke asked.
"Of course, my swordsmanship was taught by Big Brother Roger himself, and I am the most powerful ~Hiccup~!" The uncle burped as he spoke.
"Uncle is amazing!" Locke gave a thumbs up and complimented.
"Hahahaha! That's of course. The uncle laughed happily.
"Uncle, can you tell me about this Roger?" Locke hurriedly asked.
"Hahaha! Okay, I'll tell you about it, Roger! That's ......" Taking advantage of the strength of the wine, the uncle kept telling Locke about what Roger looked like when he was a child.
"This Roger is really so powerful!" The guests, who had been drinking in the tavern, were also welcomed by the uncle's explanation of Roger's story.
"Of course, I never panic!" was already drunk, and suddenly heard someone questioning him, so he stood up and shouted.
"Really? You're so powerful, why don't I know! At this time, a fat woman suddenly appeared in the tavern and came to the uncle and said.
"Of course, I'm slashing eighteen streets with a knife!" The uncle didn't see who it was, so he blew it directly.
"Really? You'll have to tell me more about it! The woman grabbed the uncle's ear and said.
This familiar posture and this familiar voice made the uncle react immediately.
"Wife, I was wrong, I won't brag in the future!" The uncle hurriedly said goodbye.
"What? I want to have a next time! The woman's hand increased a little harder.
"There is no next time, there is absolutely no next time."
"Humph! Forgive me for not daring! Come home with me! The woman took the uncle by the ear and walked out.
"Tap! I'll just go! Uncle said as he walked.
"Next time, boy, we're drinking!" The uncle who was about to walk out turned around and yelled at Locke.