Chapter 399: Medical Accident
After a night of hard work, the big guys returned to the cottage and went back to their bedrooms to fall asleep.
In the evening, the "old lasi" who woke up got up and asked his men to call Shiso over to see him.
In fact, since Shiso returned to the Tiger Cottage early this morning, he has not rested until now, let alone slept anything, but is looking for all kinds of Chinese herbs he needs and all kinds of bamboo shoots, bamboo leaves and purple potatoes that he likes to eat.
The tiger warmly invited Shisu to sit beside him, and said to him: "Doctor Panda, you say it's not strange, we tigers and leopards and other beasts generally love hemorrhoids, stomach ulcers, gallstones and urinary stones and other diseases, and rarely have diarrhea and dysentery, why am I the only one who has this strange disease?" What's going on? ”
Shisu thought for a moment and said, "Maybe you have been weak and sick since you were born, and it was caused by indigestion!" ”
"Old Laxi" was pleasantly surprised: "Yes, yes, yes, what you said is right. I was born in very poor health, often sick, and could not eat large pieces of beef and mutton, especially some rotten and smelly animal meat that had been left out for a little longer. Every time I eat not too fresh animal meat, I will run out of my stomach, which makes me weak, dizzy, and skinny. ”
Shisu smiled and said, "That's right." In the future, don't eat stale meat, especially rotten and flavorful animal meat, which will not benefit your body at all. If you really don't have fresh meat to eat, then you might as well eat the leaves, gnaw the bark and eat the roots, in that case, at least it won't make you sick, but you will be a little hungry. ”
"Lao Laxi" disagreed: "Then am I not as inferior as lowly herbivores such as cattle, sheep, and deer?" I'd rather starve to death than eat leaves and grass roots! ”
Shisu shook his head, sighed and said, "Hey! The concept is different, and it kills everyone! How am I going to brainwash you? ”
"Old Laxi" asked inexplicably: "I don't smell very bad, why do I want to take a bath?" ”
Shisu smiled lightly and said, "It's not a bath, it's brainwashing, it's washing your head." ”
"Old Ladi" asked even more puzzled: "If you don't take a bath, you wash your hair?" If I don't take a shower, why do you want me to wash my hair? Do I have lice on my head and they stink? ”
Shisu almost burst out laughing, but finally held back, let himself hide his smile and said: "I didn't let you wash your hair, nor did I say that your head stinks and has lice, but that the idea in your head is wrong and needs to be corrected." ”
When "Lao Laxi" heard this, he suddenly realized: "It turns out that there has been a lot of trouble for a long time, and that's what you said." Hey, it's no wonder that you and I look at the problem from different angles, and our views and ideas are naturally different. Why should we be serious on this less important issue? It's not too early, Doctor Panda, I see, you better hurry up and see me. ”
Shisu suddenly came to his senses and said, "Yes, yes, it's important to see a doctor, it's important to see a doctor." How can I forget about business? As soon as the words fell, he touched the pulse of the tiger "Lao Laxi" and stopped talking.
After about a quarter of an hour, Shisu frowned and said unhurriedly: "I said, Wang, your body is generally good, there are no serious diseases, let alone incurable diseases, only chronic diseases such as stomach ulcers, chronic enteritis and kidney deficiency, which are very easy to treat." I'll give you a few stitches first, and then grab a few pills, and you'll be fine. ”
"Huh? It can't be cured so easily, right? Are you sure you really didn't fool me? "Old Laxi" couldn't help but ask in surprise and suspicion.
"Why am I lying to you? How have I practiced medicine for so many years, and who have I deceived? My Panda doctor is the most ethical in seeing a doctor, how can he use deception to practice medicine? Isn't that a 'charlatan'? Hearing him say this, Shisu couldn't help but refute angrily.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I was wrong. If you really have such a great ability, then I will definitely thank you enough! "Old Laxi" hurriedly apologized.
Next, Shisu took out a long bamboo stick from the bamboo tube in the bamboo medicine box, and prepared to prick the needles in turn for the Zhongguo acupoint, Hegu acupoint and Zusanli, of course, at the beginning, the "old diarrhea" was still a little afraid of pain, but after Shisu inserted a bamboo skewer on the Hegu acupoint on his left hand to do a demonstration action, he was relieved to let Shisu do "acupuncture" treatment for him.
Unexpectedly, an accident that should not have happened suddenly happened, just when Shisu inserted the long bamboo stick into the middle navel point under the chest of the tiger "Lao Lasi", "Lao Lasi" suddenly screamed and passed out...... With this shout, three tigers immediately broke in from outside, including "Love Constipation", they saw the big leader "Lao Laxi" fainting to the ground, while Shisu was holding a long bamboo stick in his hand in a daze, one by one couldn't help but be stunned, looking at each other.
Everyone couldn't believe their eyes, and one tiger angrily asked, "What's going on?" How bold you are to assassinate our great leader! Tell me, who told you to do this, did the chimpanzee 'Big Red Ass' want you to do this? ”
"Love constipation" couldn't help but be suspicious: "Doctor Panda, did you really betray us and take refuge in the chimpanzee?" It's chilling for you to do this! ”
Zi Su saw that if he didn't explain again, the misunderstanding would be even deeper, so he hurriedly said, "You all misunderstood." We didn't assassinate your king, nor did we take refuge in the chimpanzee's 'big red ass', it was just a normal medical accident, your king was just too sensitive to 'acupuncture', fainted, and he would wake up later." ”
After waiting for a while, he still didn't see "Lao Laxi" wake up, so Shisu said: "I'll put another bamboo stick on his front paw wrist now, and I can revive him immediately." As soon as the words fell, a bamboo stick was inserted into the Neiguan acupoint on his right front paw wrist.
Soon, I saw "Lao Laxi" exhale heavily, slowly opened his eyes, looked at Zisu and asked, "I'm sorry, Panda Doctor, I actually fell asleep just now." I didn't delay your treatment. ”
Shisu sighed "hey" and said, "I didn't expect you to faint in advance, this is the first time I have encountered it since I practiced medicine." It's all my inexperience and poor consideration, and I ask for your forgiveness! ”
Unknowingly, "Lao Laxi" said magnanimously: "It's not your fault, it's my own reason, it's caused by my poor physique." ”
Shiso cautiously asked, "Then do you want to continue to do 'acupuncture' treatment?" ”
"Lao Laxi" thought for a while and asked rhetorically: "If you don't do 'acupuncture' treatment, but do other treatments, then do you think it will work?" ”