Chapter 13: Uncle Pervert
"Comfortable!" Kou Yi, who came out of the house again, walked briskly, touched his belly contentedly, "I walked alone on the country road......" kept humming a little song in his mouth, and I didn't know as if she had just eaten enough......
Walking and walking, the sound of "meow~" came into Kui's ears, and she immediately recognized this voice, which she was very familiar with: "Rhubarb!" β
But they only heard their voices, but they did not see their cats.
Shouldn't rhubarb be waiting at home to eat at this time? It's not that white and fat, could it be that she is hallucinating? Filled with doubts, Koi began to search, and finally saw his yellow and fleshy body on a tree, it seems that Rhubarb is living a good life.
However, at the same time, there is also an "unknown object", the back of a man! Also climbing on the tree, and slowly approaching the rhubarb......
However, Rhubarb is on the side, "selling cute? β
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What a stupid cat, if you are abducted in the future, do you have to count the money for others!
Really......
So, Koe began Operation Save Rhubarb! tiptoed closer, took a branch in his hand, and used it for self-defense at a critical moment.
She waved for Rhubarb to leave, but Rhubarb gave her a roll of the eyes and turned her head to the other side, which was really ungrateful...... No, it's a fat cat and a cat who forgets his senses......
Look at how clever it is usually, why is it ...... now?
Looks like Koy needs to do something about it, but just climb the tree, forget it. Although she often climbed when she was a child, she still has to pay attention to her image as a woman now.
Well...... As......
Coy's tiny body erupted with tremendous energy, shaking the tree vigorously, which was more than enough for her, "Ahhh β
"Meow~" Rhubarb's escape skill Get, teleporting to the bottom of the tree, is actually an instinctive reaction, otherwise would you still stay on it and wait for the fall? This little clever ghost.
But what about the people above?
It was too late to say that, only to hear the sound of "ah-", the person also moved under the tree instantly, but ...... It fell, and it fell and ate.
The earth shakes and the mountains shake!
"Poofha...... forgave Koe for his unkind smile, and then looked at Rhubarb again, "Rhubarb, go home!" β
"Meow!" Rhubarb angrily shouted at Coy, with tsundere's little eyes, as if to say: Who asked you to ruin my date with my little brother, Ben Meow is very angry, and the consequences are very serious, hum!
"Yo~ Sample, you're still angry." Coy looked at this fat cat with a temper helplessly, she wouldn't have become her in order to save it, didn't she? This drama is rhubarb, "Dad made crayfish at home~ It's too late!" β
"Meow? Meow meow meow ......" Rhubarb's eyes lit up, and when he heard the words crayfish, he ran back happily without looking back.
It's really worthy of the word "foodie".
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However, she seemed to have forgotten that there was another person, and immediately raised the branch vigilantly and pointed it at the place where the person was lying, "You...... Who are you? I...... I'm not afraid of you! β
Koi, who stutters as soon as he is nervous, has revealed his true nature.
I saw this person move slightly, slowly sat up, blew away the two leaves that blocked his vision, carefully checked the camera in front of him, and after finding that there was no major problem, he turned to Kui......
"Hahaha......" forgave Coy for smiling unkindly again, looking at the "uncle" in front of him, his face was surrounded by leaves, he cared about the camera in front of him as if he was protecting his child, and he was wearing a slightly "obscene" hat......
"Hey, kid, I've fallen like this, and you're still laughing there......"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't control it for a while." After saying that, Coy realized that he seemed to have made him what he was now, and subconsciously prepared to slip away.
Then, she was restrained by fate on the back of her neck, but the reality was that Coy had been running for a long time but had been standing still, and she was held down by the uncle behind her. "Hey, uncle, I apologized to you, what else?"
"Uncle?" The uncle behind him was dumbfounded, and he actually called him uncle? But compared to this kid, he does look very old...... Then he took out the camera he "desperately" protected from his arms, "Apologize to my camera!" β
Coy frowned suspiciously, did she hear me right? Want to apologize to his camera? What a strange uncle.
Koy turned around, smiling, two shallow dimples naturally appeared, and at this moment, under the sun, her smile was even brighter! It seems to be more dazzling than the sun, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he ruined this beautiful picture: "It's obvious that you are plotting against my family's rhubarb, and you want me to apologize?" You don't have any fetish for cats...... Something like that? β
"I said, how can your child's mind be so impure and fetish? It's a big brain! After the uncle checked the camera, he began to tidy up his hairstyle with peace of mind, and did not forget to complain about the child in front of him.
"Hey, hey, don't call me a kid, I'm twenty! Then you're not a cat lover, why are you staring at our rhubarb? Moreover, there can't be anyone in this radius of dozens of miles that I don't know! Coy smirked with conclusive evidence: "How come I have never seen you?" Could it be ......"
The other uncle's uncle admired her performance at the moment.
"You are one of the deepest parts of this mountain...... Dryads? β
Belch......
It seems that this kid has not only watched a lot of perverted dramas, but also watched a lot of mythological immortal dramas......
"My name is Jian Qingzhi, I am a photographer, in the past few years, I have been going around to collect wind in various places, passing by here, I saw that this big orange cat is very mellow......" The uncle glanced at Coy, accepted the malicious look, and continued to patiently explain, "After all, cats are beautiful because they are fat!" It's very photogenic and very popular with the general public, so I just wanted to give you a few close-up ...... for your cat."
"Concise? The name is the same as the person...... Mature ......" Koi still looked at him with a little desire to survive, and it didn't look like he was lying, and when he saw the camera, he barely believed him, "My name is Koi, Kawaii Yi." That, I still have something, goodbye to the rivers and lakes~"
It's rare to drop a sentence in a chic way and leave.
Jian Qingzhi looked at her back in the distance, this little kid is a little interesting......
However, she doesn't seem to have apologized to her camera......
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"I'm back~" Coy's voice resounded in the sky, it was difficult to hear it, I saw her leap up like a fly, more than enough to reach the other side of the river, and the single-plank bridge seemed to be a spacious road in her eyes! It deserves to be called the "Koi Bridge".
In comparison, when Ke Yu took Xixi, it seemed to be moving forward at a turtle speed.
Xixi admires her at the moment, she has seen a lot of different things about Koi these days, and she has always thought that she is an impulsive and reckless stupid girl, in fact, unconsciously, Koi has gradually grown up......
Koy trotted up to them.
Sissy asked, "Yiyi, why have you been there for so long?" β
"Don't mention it, I met a perverted uncle."
"Huh? So how did you do it? Sissy asked with concern, pulling her and starting to look left and right.
When Koe just wanted to say that it was okay, the words were blocked back, "Whoever has something is wrong she can't be okay?" It's impossible for a pervert to be so casual...... right, "sarcasm" from Ke Yu! Don't look at his sister who is usually stupid, she is smarter than anyone else when something really happens, isn't she standing in front of them now?
"Stinky Keyu, you're jealous of me."
Belch...... There's nothing to be jealous of, she's going to go back anyway.
Anyway, Koy didn't want to continue the conversation, so he asked, "What were you just sitting on the hillside?" β
"Look at the scenery." Ke Yu is serious.
"Do you have such a literary and artistic style?"
"We just sat on it and chatted, Brother Ke Yu told me a lot of things when you were a child, but I didn't expect you to be so brave when you were young......"
"Brave?" Ke Yi's face was black, as if she was a real boy, and then turned to Ke Yu and interrogated, "Ke Yu, what did you say about my black history?" β
"Nothing!" Ke Yu was a little weak-hearted, "You were so "weak" when you were young, how could you have any brave deeds...... Isn't it that I have no self-knowledge to climb mountains, climb trees, dig hornet's nests, and fight with the chickens next door...... And every time he either loses or faints. β
"Why!" Ke Yi is a stubborn character, obviously he is not in good health, and he still prefers to play and make trouble, "I didn't want to protect you......"
Ke Yu's face changed instantly, and he motioned for her to shut up, for fear that she would tell her about the troubles she had when she was a child, and then covered her mouth, held Ke Yi out of Xixi's sight, and said with a wry smile: "Sister~ It's better for us to "sandboard". β
"Sandboarding?" Xixi scratched the back of his head blankly, and followed in confusion, this is either a forest or a hill, how can there be any sand to slip?
Ke Yu explained as he walked, "Sandboarding is a sport invented by our lovely Koue, although there are only mountains here, but the soil on the mountains is very loose, you can play like sandboarding, sit on a wooden board and slide down...... However, don't worry, the mountains here are not high and are very safe. β
Then he pointed to Koy again, "There is a safe specimen here, our little Koy has been skiing from here for decades, nothing is wrong, but his brain is not very good, it may also be a ...... from climbing a tree and falling"
"Who do you think is stupid?" Ke Yi stared at Ke Yu viciously, "Xixi, let me tell you that Ke Yu was ...... when he was young"
"Shut up! You've got the best brain, okay. β
"That's pretty much it." It seems that after so many years, this trick still works.
The two of them are brothers and sisters, every time they meet, they must quarrel, Xixi looks at them, how much she wishes she had siblings. In the eyes of others, they are actually very envious of their brother-sister relationship.
Coming to the top of the mountain, Ke Yu took out the wooden plank they hid around, and then motioned to Ke Yi to make a demonstration, and Ke Yi sat on the wooden plank, "Xixi, you will do this to me later, lean forward slightly, and then grasp it with both hands, try not to open your mouth, otherwise you will really eat the soil......"
"Okay, got it, Mr. Ke." Sissy patiently listened to Coy's instructions, and then watched her slide down......
Compared to real sandboarding, which is very slow to slide down, and sometimes requires the help of his own feet, Koy slowly reached the bottom of the mountain, and Sissy began their childish game.
Good experience, but she didn't want to play a second time......
But Koe doesn't seem to be able to get enough of it, and he has a lot of fun!
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"What time is it?" Xixi, who didn't have any electronic products on his body, asked, waiting for Ke Yu next to him to answer. But what appeared in front of him was his broad arms, and the clock on his wrist came into view, Xixi glanced at "half past two...... and then smiled slightly, looking into the distance, her gaze was evading.
Ke Yu didn't know why he was like this, but his first reaction was ......
"Click!" Freeze the moment.
A figure in the distance is looking at everything in front of him, such a loving scene, which is the most suitable subject for his photoshoot.
Satisfied looking, the silhouette of a couple under the sunny hillside is simply perfect, enjoy the photo at the same time, and walk away.
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"Let's eatβ" I just received news from my mother, and my father finished this "hard-won" lunch in about two hours.
Ke Yi pulled Xixi to prepare to go home for dinner, leaving Ke Yu alone, everything just now, Ke Yi saw it in his eyes, her brother didn't know where he learned this trick, he actually attacked her Xixi, she must stop them, Ke Yu, the central air conditioner, has no sense of security at all.