Chapter 311: Practicing Medicine in Distress

"Dude, you're wrong. It's not 'Wang Bayun', it's 'shit luck'. Hi! What nonsense am I talking to you! I'm here to see you. As soon as the words fell, Shisu came to the side of the big king, bent down, and prepared to carry the huge king eight ashore to heal.

Suddenly, "Wait a minute, brother," said the Great King, "I have to make one thing clear to you, and if I don't make it clear, I won't let you treat me." ”

"What's the matter? You say! I'm listening. Shisu scratched his head with his hand and asked puzzled.

"I just said 'go to the king's eight luck', why did you change it to 'go to shit luck' without authorization? You are seriously insulting to the language of our Wang Ba family, and I strongly protest! Please retract your wrong words and deeds and apologize to me. ”

"Isn't it good to 'walk shit luck'? I've often heard that a lot of people are very envious of people who are 'shit lucky'. ”

"Haven't you heard people scold 'stinky shit' and 'shit is not as good'?"

"Then some people also call you bastards 'bastards'?!"

"That's scolding my sonβ€”the son of unfilial piety, not scolding me." The king argued with reason.

"Oh well! You win, I was wrong. I'm sorry, I apologize to you. I wish you good luck every year to come! Don't go shit luck! That's all right. Can I see a doctor for you now? Shiso had to compromise and say.

"That's pretty much it. The children can be taught' also. Today, I'm so happy to be old. Not only did I meet a panda doctor to treat me, but I also won a battle and successfully maintained the supreme honor of our Wang Ba family. The king said smugly.

Shiso didn't bother to pay attention to the boasting of this big Wang Ba, he only cared about his own medical skills, and the reason why he insisted on treating Wang Ba today, and even did not hesitate to make compromises in a low voice, was to accumulate experience in treating cold-blooded animals, and opportunities like today are rarely encountered. This is the bearing and style of a generation of famous doctors.

Let's say, the perilla panda bent down and carried the big king eight ashore, put it on the river bank where there was no water, and then turned the big king eight over so that it was on all fours.

Then, he took out a thin bamboo stick from the bamboo medicine box and said to Da Wang Ba: "When I give you an injection, it may hurt a little, what do you feel, please tell me immediately, I can do corrective treatment, understand?" ”

"Got it, here you go!" The king said nonchalantly, and in the blink of an eye, he shouted, "Ouch! It hurts. Tap! ”

After screaming a few times about the pain, the king stopped screaming and whispered: "It's a little **, and it's a little painful." ”

"That's right. Finally found it. It's great that I know the location of the springs on the soles of your king's feet. It seems that today's harvest is not small! Shiso said to herself.

"What is the Spring Cave? Why is it that the more you listen to it, the more confused you become? The Great King Eight was puzzled.

"Of course you don't understand this! Yongquan acupoint is the name of the acupuncture point in traditional Chinese medicine, as long as the needle or bamboo stick is stimulated to this acupoint, it can treat shock, coma, vertigo, heat stroke, forgetfulness, headache, trigeminal neuralgia, epilepsy, hysteria, convulsions in children, functional paralysis, functional aphasia, facial spasms, numbness of limbs and many other diseases. Shiso said it in one breath like pouring beans from a bamboo tube.

"You make me dizzy. I don't understand any of the words you say, but it also shows that you are a knowledgeable medical expert. The big king had to admire from the bottom of his heart.

After carefully piercing the Yongquan acupoint of the king's eighty-four feet, Shisu put away the bamboo skewer and asked, "Brother, do you still feel numb and weak in your limbs now?" ”

Dawang Ba was lying on the ground, kicking up a few times with his four feet, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Hey! What a god! My four feet are healed, and I don't feel numb or weak at all. Hi! Divine Doctor! What a miracle healer you are! ”

"It's not that I'm boasting, in fact, everyone has long been called 'Little Miracle Doctor'. It's just that I don't want to say that I feel like I'm not doing enough. ”

"I absolutely believe that you are a little miracle doctor. From today's incident, it can be seen that you are still a modest, cautious, open-minded, and studious comrade, and you will certainly have a bright future in the future. The old man is optimistic about you, brother, come on! ”

"Then I'll turn you over and put you in the water now, okay?"

"Okay. Thank you! ”

Just as Shisu turned over the king and put him in the water to leave, "Please wait a while, brother, I have something to give you as a souvenir." The Great King said suddenly, and then got into the water.

After a while, the king came out of the water, with a big pearl in his mouth, climbed ashore, spit out the big pearl, threw it at Shiso's feet, raised his head, and said to Shisu: "I have nothing to repay you, so I will give you this pearl as a souvenir!" ”

Shisu was amazed, picked up the big pearl and said to the big king, "Thank you!" I will cherish this very unique souvenir. ”

The life of climbing mountains and wading through rivers, walking rivers and lakes, seeing doctors and practicing medicine, has benefited the perilla panda a lot, and the harvest is not small.

On this day, when Shiso passed through a forest, unfortunately, he happened to encounter a group of wild jackals and a group of wild boars to fight, the cruel and bloody scene was shocking, and immediately frightened Shiso Panda to find a big tree nearby, "swooped" and climbed to the tree to avoid looking, so as not to "catch fire at the city gate and affect the pond fish".

The battle situation in front of him is very fierce, so that Shiso is a little dumbfounded, the wild jackals are numerous and insidious and cunning, often besiege but not attack, to wait for work to consume the opponent's physical strength, and although the number of wild boars is small, but fierce and fierce, often take the initiative to attack, attack as defense, the two sides were almost evenly matched at the beginning, but over time, the wild boars exhausted their physical strength and gradually fell into the wind, when there was no hope of victory, seeing that the situation was not good, they turned around and broke through, and fled......

And the jackals also lost a lot, they did not chase and fight, and also collected troops and returned to the camp, there were dead and wounded on both sides of the battle everywhere on the ground, but "no one cared", looking at these painful ** wounded, as a "life-saving" doctor, Shiso felt unbearable, watching the jackals go away, he slipped down from the tree, ready to treat the wounds of these poor wounded.

Suddenly, a black shadow behind him pounced like lightning and bit Shisu's left leg, and Shisu immediately kicked behind him with his right leg, and suddenly "Ouch! A scream of pain came from behind him.

When he turned around, he saw that it was a cheetah that attacked him, and he was kicked to the ground and rolled around.

After the cheetah stopped rolling and got up from the ground, Shisu scolded loudly in leopard language: "Boy, do you want to do it? Why did you sneak up on me?! ”

The cheetah kicked in surprise, looked at Shisu in a daze, and muttered in his heart: Yo! This panda actually understands our leopard language, it's not easy! I'm afraid this guy has a lot of background, so I'd better be cautious.