"Clean up the cat and get it for me."

In less than ten minutes, Li Xiuyuan cleaned up the cat that was already half rotten and hugged it, as if he had sprayed some perfume.

After taking the cat's corpse, She Laosan thought about it, and put it in the coffin and let the old man hold it in his arms.

"Old man, this man has a way, and a ghost has a way; We all know the grievances of your going, but everything is empty when people die, even if the little bastard does something wrong, it is still your son after all, right? Or do you want to watch your good grandson grow up without a father? Don't be unable to go, this cat, let him go with you. ”

"Kowtow to your father, and also, give a thick burial."

She Laosan turned his head and said to Li Xiuyuan.

Li Xiuyuan didn't dare to disobey, and lay on the ground and slammed up.

"Come, close the coffin."

Cover the coffin with She Laosan, and then nail it up with a sealed coffin nail.

"Change the rope and restart the coffin!"

After closing the coffin, She Laosan clapped his hands and looked at everyone and shouted.

At this time, several people stepped forward and tied the rope that had been prepared to the coffin, the rope was knotted, and the rope buckle was put on the coffin, and the eight men who carried the coffin stood at the same time, ready to wait for the password to carry the coffin out of the funeral.

"Get out of the coffin."

With the shout of the old man before, the eight men worked hard at the same time, but they still couldn't lift the coffin.

"This ......" Li Xiuyuan raised his head with a bitter face.

"Keep knocking."

She Laosan's eyes widened, and his eyebrows wrinkled into the word 'Sichuan'.

"Rise again."

Still unsuccessful.

By the seventh time, the coffin had finally left the ground.

Seeing the coffin lifted, everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and as soon as the coffin came out of the gate, the big yellow dog in the yard stopped barking.

The person carrying the coffin, following behind the flag-carrying and paper team, slowly walked towards the cemetery to the west.

She Laosan stood at the door and stared at the funeral procession for a long time before he said to me:

"This person, he can have no money and no face, but he can't have no conscience, so the old man is soft-hearted, and it is estimated that at least two people will die, let's go back."

Back at the Chinese medicine store, I went into the kitchen and casually missed a few dishes, and sat on the bench with She Laosan to eat.

"How far do you think I need to learn to be able to get an underworld?"

"Hmph."

"What are you humming?"

"I hum that you are like a fool, you can't even draw Zhang Fu well, you still want to enter the underworld? Do you think it's a park? If you want to enter? If you don't have any ability, you will die if you can't even reach the bridge. ”

"Then can you teach me something real, I can't even deal with an ordinary evil ghost now."

"If you can't rush these things, learn slowly! I will definitely teach you by hand, in the future, you will be my apprentice, aren't you twenty-five? I'm six years older than you, so it's not a loss to be your master, right? ”

I didn't speak, I lowered my head and pulled the rice.

"What are you thinking?"

"Wondering how much I owe you? I made a total of 100,000 this time, right? ”

"Well, a total of 140,000, after the equal division, you still owe me 310,000, not bad, it's fast."

After eating, I lay in bed looking at the ceiling, and I wanted to go home to see my dad, but I didn't have the face to go back.

Smack.

The sound of glass shattering came from the living room.

When I came to the living room, She Laosan was already here.

At the dinner table, a bowl has already popped out of a hole.

"It's not good, I'm afraid something is going to happen, you go down and call a car, and we'll go to Panlong Village immediately."

Quickly putting on my clothes, I hurriedly ran downstairs, after all, I had been in the army for six years.

Ten minutes later, She Laosan was covered by the yellow bag, and he was still holding a peachwood sword in his hand.

Stopped the car and rushed to Panlong Village at a very fast speed.

"Dao Chief, you are here."

Li Xiuyuan was about to drive, and when he saw us coming, it was like seeing a savior.

"What's the situation? Who's going to move the coffin? ”

She Laosan's face was gloomy, but he didn't scold anyone.

Li Xiuyuan's face was embarrassed: "This ......"

"I just calculated a hexagram, if this matter is not resolved, your father is afraid that the corpse will be raised; Forget it, you shit, take me to your father's purpose. ”

When I came to Mr. Li's purpose, I saw that the tombstones were all on the side.

According to custom, there should be a person who keeps a spirit, but there is not a person who keeps a spirit here, not to mention people, not even a shed.

"What does this mean? Who gave your father a wake? Lonely ghosts? ”

"Dao Chief, I ......"

"Don't explain to me, from today onwards, you and your daughter-in-law will keep vigil for seven days, otherwise your father will jump out of the coffin, and you will wait for death."

"But the Taoist ......"

Before he finished speaking, Old Man Li's grave suddenly exploded.

When I got closer, I saw that the coffin was buried on the ground without moving, but all the soil around the coffin had been broken.

"Who chose this cemetery?" She Laosan turned his head and looked at Li Xiuyuan, eager to eat him alive.

"It's... It was chosen with the help of my daughter-in-law's hometown. ”

"Grass your daughter-in-law, his uncle."

"Dao Chief, you ......"

"You bastard, go and find your daughter-in-law for me, if she doesn't kowtow to the old man a thousand times today, Lao Tzu will kill him."

Without waiting for Li Xiuyuan to leave, a woman dressed in fancy clothes got out of the car.

"If I don't kowtow today, you're going to kill me? Come on, you're still my uncle? The old lady has no uncle. ”

As he spoke, he straightened his chest.

"Xiaoyan."

Li Xiuyuan pulled his daughter-in-law.

"No, do you?"

"yes, I'll see how you kill me."

"Since you want to die so much, I have no opinion."

She Laosan jumped on the coffin and reached out to remove the Liujia corpse talisman that he had personally pasted.

As soon as the talisman was removed, the coffin lid popped up and slammed into the ground with a thud.

When I looked up, the cat in the old man's arms was only a skeleton, but the old man's skin was ......

turned out to be just like a normal person, under the light of the flashlight, there was still a hint of luster.

"Hmph, it's back to light, don't you want to see how to die? If you had kind, you would go home and sleep now. ”

"Go back, go back."

Seeing that Li Xiuyuan and his daughter-in-law still refused to give in, She Laosan didn't talk nonsense, and pulled me away.

Halfway through, She Laosan asked the driver to go around and returned to Old Man Li's graveyard, at which time the coffin was covered again, and a few stones were pressed on the coffin lid.

"This land can't be used, and I don't know what the people looking for the cemetery have in mind."

"What's wrong?"

I didn't know that I was scared at this time, so I squatted beside She Laosan and observed.

"Before burying the ancestors, in the tomb, it is necessary to warm the kang, not to cold the cave, and not to be seen by the sun, moonlight, and starlight; After digging the tomb, set up the earth dragon, and after placing the seven stars, it is necessary to incinerate the warm kang money in the tomb, and after it is burned out, it can be buried, but you see that there is still stagnant water in it, and it will not produce stagnant water for several hours, and no matter how wet the ground is, it will not produce stagnant water. ”