Chapter 725: Please don't use the amplifier and headset at the same time
Russell was bound by thorny vines and hung upside down under the glass ceiling of the Central Plains Garden, surrounded by more than a dozen flytrap pythons, one by one, as if discussing what to do with the fat in his mouth.
Russell ignored them, waiting for the Lord to show up.
The garden floor rumbled and trembled, a huge mound of earth bulged, dozens of thick vine branches spread, and in the center, huge pink flower buds.
There was a slight sweetness in the air, the smell of nectar, or the smell of toxins, who could tell the story of plants.
The buds slowly opened, the petals bloomed, and the sweetness became stronger.
Russell's eyes narrowed slightly, and the death knell's visor glowed blue, and he looked at the dangerous person in front of him.
I saw a piece of petals surrounding a bathtub-like container, filled with transparent and sweet nectar, full of long red hair, and a bewitching and proud woman leaning on the petals.
Poison ivy!
This domineering green-skinned beauty is named Pamela Eisley, the plant queen of Gotham and a well-known environmentalist.
In her values, the life of plants is greater than that of humans, and if someone destroys plants, she will mercilessly kill them and drag them into the soil to be used as flower fertilizer.
However, it is said that it was whitewashed in the later period.
The whitewashing here does not refer to skin color, but to Poison Ivy being active in the DC world as an anti-hero.
Of course, her skin can indeed be whitened, and as long as she controls the phytotoxins and chlorophyll in the subcutaneous tissues, she can become the same as a normal person.
It takes a long time to put in hard work and practice, and for now, Poison Ivy Woman can't do that yet.
"Beauty, looking at your frugal dressing style, it must be a poison ivy girl!" Russell looked up and down, shook his head slightly, and actually wore a swimsuit when he took a bath.
Bad review!
"Hmph, looking at your squint, you must be a scumbag!" Poison ivy sneered.
"I watched it out of respect, after all, if you appear in full costume and don't look at it, you will definitely be said to be a hypocrisy, and maybe you will hold a grudge." Russell was quite speechless, you women are really troublesome.
The poison ivy girl sneered twice, not wanting to talk too much nonsense with the scumbag, and said: "Yesterday, a cat sneaked into the municipal building to steal something, and was caught by the animal cage. β
"Ah, what a pity!"
Russell frowned secretly, and sure enough, as he expected, Catwoman Selina was not able to be a hero and was caught.
But what she wants to steal, Batman is still a dirty bomb, it can't be Bane!
"I happened to be short of a pet, so I asked her over."
Poison Ivy crossed her arms and continued, "She said she had a very powerful boyfriend named Deathstroke, who, like Batman, was a Gotham City superhero. β
"Generally average, it's a little better than Batman."
"Don't talk big, although Batman is a pervert and has been broken at the waist, at least he has captured a few thieves for Gotham, what about you?"
Poison ivy said disdainfully: "If you don't show up at the critical moment, you can't even protect your girlfriend, what kind of superhero is it, compared to you and Batman, only lust is the same!" β
Listening to Poison Ivy's words, you know that Batman has a large number of fans in Gotham.
Russell sighed: "No way, the business is busy, I just happened to be on a business trip in the past few days and received two big orders." β
"What?"
"The cosmic monster invaded the earth, and there are civil disputes between heaven and hell, which ordinary people can't solve, so I can only go to it."
"Huh!"
Poison ivy girl rolled her eyes, she didn't watch the news for the past two days, and she didn't know what Russell was referring to.
I guess she didn't believe it, because in her eyes, men are big pigs' trotters, and it is better to rely on men than on themselves.
"The kitten believes in you, with all due respect, you're not as powerful as she describes......" Poison Ivy said, her five fingers clasping the deathstroke armor on Russell's face, with a slight force.
Didn't take it down!
She frowned slightly, put on her hands and exerted her strength, hummed twice, and still didn't take it down.
That's a bit embarrassing!
In a fit of rage, she punched ...... He took it back, summoned a thorny vine, and twitched Russell twice.
Russell: "......"
It doesn't hurt at all!
It stands to reason that at this time, they should laugh twice and send sharp ridicule, but the self-esteem of the five scum of Zhan Wu is relatively delicate, so I won't hit them.
After a few whips, Poison Ivy manipulated the plant to make a few blind falls to Russell, hanging him upside down again, and this time finally took off the mask.
"I told the kitten that men are not worth loving, but she still doesn't change, so I want to prove to her that men are synonymous with betrayal."
As she spoke, the poison ivy woman took Russell's face and kissed him with a touch of sweet wind.
Russell turned his head sideways and rejected the flaming red lips that were sent to the door.
It's really romantic to have an upside-down kiss with Spider-Man, and it's even better if the object is a beautiful woman, but if it's a beautiful woman covered in toxins, it's a different story.
Poison Ivy's most brilliant record is to control Superman through the 'Kiss of Death', making him fall in love with Batman and kill each other, Russell is not sure if his physique can resist it, so he can only choose to follow his heart.
"What, I'm not pretty?"
"It's beautiful, but I'm pollen allergic."
Giving people roses, not only the fragrance, but also allergies!
Russell said that the more colorful the flower, the less easy it is to touch it, because it is a dangerous color, and even if it is really beautiful, it is very attractive.
"Hmph, you're scared......"
Poison Ivy sneered, summoned a large field of vines, and held Russell in place to continue her kiss of death.
"Deathknell, this is Batman, the TV station has been done, the helicopter will arrive at the municipal building in ten minutes, don't mess it up."
Russell heard Bruce's voice in the headset, and Russell heard it, as did the poison ivy woman who was attached to him, which surprised her.
Batman was broken by Bane, and everyone knows about it, Bane stood out from the villains because of this battle of the gods, and gained status and the right to speak, and only a few people such as the Joker can compete with him.
Unfortunately, Poison Ivy is one of the villains who can compete with him, but she only cares about plants and has no interest in competing for the right to speak, so she is satisfied by occupying the central garden, basking in the sun, and inhaling carbon dioxide.
Bane thinks it's a good idea to have a good janitor, so he coexists peacefully with Poison Ivy.
"Beauty, the chatting time is over, Batman is urging over there!"
"What?"
Boom!
The vine that entangled Russell was violently stretched apart, and the poison ivy woman put her hands in front of her, was hit by the impact, and fell into her budding bathtub.
Russell rolled over and stood on the edge of the bathtub from the bath water...... No, pick up the visor from the nectar, shake off the water stains on it and put it on your face again.
The blue glow is on!
Realizing that she had been tricked, the Poison Ivy Girl became furious, released the toxins in her body, and summoned an endless army of plants to come forward and repel the Diao people in front of the royal car.
Cracking sound!
Three silver-white wolves burst out of Russell's body, tearing the wind and roaring into lightning, tearing the plants that covered the sky and the sun to shreds in an instant.
Russell grabbed the poison ivy girl's head, met her slightly frightened eyes through his fingers, and released a deep murderous aura in one breath: "Thank you for saving my little kitten, the slaughter will start in 10 minutes, take her away!" Excuse me to help me spread the word, before dawn I want to see my Egyptian cat on the balcony. β
The overwhelming murderous aura struck, the poison ivy girl was in a trance in front of her eyes, leaving only those pale blue eyes in her sight, after coming back to her senses, her angry self-esteem overcame fear, and she said angrily: "Bastard, who do you think you are, you dare to threaten me!" β
Cracking sound!
The poison ivy girl who wanted to resist was so shocked that she trembled, uh...... It's really a trembling flower.
"That's right, that's the threat!"
Russell restrained his murderous anger and comforted: "But you don't have to worry, I am generally very talkative, and I never hit women." β
Poison Ivy: "......"
What am I when I was beaten, a vegetative person is not a woman?
Russell threw away the bewildered Poison Ivy Girl, jumped into the air, smashed the ceiling glass of the central garden, and then took out the vertical propulsion glider, and stepped on his feet and headed straight for the building.
"Is this guy really going to storm the municipal building alone, is he crazy?"
The Poison Ivy Woman looked at the night sky in amazement, and suddenly the roar echoed, and Russell rushed back in the glider.
"What are you going to do?"
"For the sake of you saving my cat, I'll give you an information ...... for free."
Russell said condescendingly: "Harley Quinn Harley Quinn is currently in Gotham City, I remember that the two of you are on good terms, hurry up and find her!" β
"Hal! She's also in Gotham? β
The Poison Ivy Woman's face changed, and she didn't even notice that Russell had left, and after a while, she looked happy, and she controlled the plant buds to close and bury them deep in the ground.
On the side, a smaller bud also folded and fell into the ground, and Russell's two cats were inside.
β¦β¦
Outside the municipal building, Russell flew around the building on a glider, the tail engine roaring until the alarm bell rang and the gunshots rang out, before rising into the night sky.
In the distance, the sound of propellers was heard, and it was a television helicopter.
The network, communication and other signals in the city were reconnected, and not far from the commercial square, a huge electronic screen showed the picture of the municipal building square.
Not a helicopter capture, Batman...... No, Butler also has an informant in the municipal building, probably more than one.
High in the sky, the clouds of Gotham City overlapped, and four bright lights shot into it, hitting the pitch-black figure of the bat with its wings spread.
Director and screenwriter: Batman
Field Staff: Alfred, Jason
Cast: Russell (positive role), Gotham villains such as Bane and Joker (negative role)
The lights, cameras, and actors were all in place, and Russell let out a loud shout, and a shrill laugh similar to that of the Green Goblin was amplified by the visor that spread through the sky.
He climbed the side of the building with his glider, two machine guns spewing fire, occasionally firing a missile, roughly not feeling ferocious enough, and occasionally throwing out a few pumpkin bombs.
Rumble! Rumble! Rumble! Boomββββ
The electronic screen in the Commerce Plaza switches screens, and when viewed from a distance, the entire Gotham Municipal Building bursts into flames from the bottom up.
Soon, the entire side of the building was burned red by flames, and thick black smoke rose into the air, drifting high into the air and blending into the night.
The glider descended into the air of the hall square, Russell held two guns, his voice was amplified by the visor, and he said coldly: "Scumbags, the death knell has sounded, are you ready for an epitaph?" β
No one answered, after all, it would take a while to get out of the building.
But the villains didn't embarrass Russell for long, and a dark and handsome Batfighter flew in from the distance, piloted not by Batman, but by Bane's men.
"Batman, this is the death knell, I found the Batfighter, will I lose money to defeat it? OverοΌ Russell thought for three seconds, but decided to confirm that it was safer.
"Damn, this Batfighter is my favorite one, and it's ......brand new," Bruce's angry voice rang out.
"You can't beat it, right?"
"It's okay, let's beat it, I have money."
"Two, especially Mr. Deathknell......"
At this time, the voice of the butler Alfred came, and kindly reminded: "Please do not use the amplifier and the headset at the same time, it can be heard in both streets near you." β
Isn't that the sound of Gotham, the whole of the United States, and the whole world through the cameras?
Russell: "......"
Bruce: "......"