Chapter 700: Two Drunks

Fifteen lifted Deng Liang's collar and forcefully pulled him in front of him.

Deng Liang exhaled the smell of wine, squinted his eyes, glanced at it lightly, and then slapped his hand away vigorously, "Let go!" What are you anxious about! Lao Tzu is not talking about you now! ”

Fifteen let go, "What do you mean?" ”

Deng Liang didn't answer, turned his head and took a sip of wine first, and said word by word, "I said, Li Jiade, I miss you very much." ”

Fifteen frowned, "The former me? ”

"Well, just like when you used to be like a hairy boy, you didn't care about anything." Deng Liang propped his chin and said inarticulately.

Fifteen pondered carefully, and then frowned deeply, "You mean, Lao Tzu was so ugly at that time?!" ”

As he spoke, fifteen fists clenched and lifted Deng Liang's collar again.

Deng Liang lazily raised his eyes to look at him and slapped his hand away, "You let go!" Loosen! I'm not talking about appearances! It is spirit and feeling! Do you feel like you understand?! ”

Fifteen was silent, squinting his eyes and thinking for a long time, and smiled bitterly.

"Perhaps...... It feels the most unreliable, who knows about this kind of thing? ”

Deng Liang looked at him and nodded, "That's what you said, but I really think he is very similar to you at that time." Fifteen sideways, his gaze swept towards him, Deng Liang raised his eyebrows,

"Don't believe it, when you first followed the boss, you had exactly the same virtue as him! A person who looks very well-behaved, once he encounters something, he is the first to rush up, obviously he looks like a bully, but in fact he is a master who bullies others! How to put it, it is a dog breed that switches freely between milk dogs and wolf dogs. ”

Fifteen: "......"

Tilt your head to drain the rest of the wine in the bottle, raise your hand and wipe the corners of your mouth with your sleeve, "You're a dog!" ”

Deng Liang hooked his lips and sneered, bowed his head and drank his own wine, "That's right, we are all dogs!" Two lonely single dogs! ”

"Tell me, what's going on over there? I still waged my tail before I went, so why did I come back? ”

The light of the orchid crossed the cheeks of the two, the crisp drum kit sounded slowly, and on the platform in the center of the bar, a woman walked up to the stage with a guitar in her arms, sliding the strings lightly, and the long guitar sound reached the ears of the two.

Deng Liang squinted, glanced at the stage, and then said in a nonchalant voice, "You're right, I'm going to work as a coolie tonight." ”

"......" Fifteen looked at him, but did not make a sound, and he himself was sad in his heart, and he couldn't persuade him with a big joke as usual.

"Still, if I had known about it, I would still have gone." Deng Liang hooked his lips and smiled, "After all, there are so many things, how can she move it as a girl?" Also, I know where she lives. ”

"Hehe, don't give up?"

Fifteen shrugged and raised her hand to pat him on the shoulder. Deng Liang shook his head, "If you don't give up, why do you want to die?" The man is unmarried and the woman is not married, I like her is my business, and I have the right to continue chasing her! ”

Fifteen raised his glass appreciatively and touched his glass, "Good brother! Deng Liang also raised his head without refusing.

As the night wore on, they drank round after round. Later, disgusted that it was not interesting to only drink, the two of them hooked up and ran to the opposite restaurant to order a table of dishes, and another hour passed while eating and drinking.

It wasn't until the two of them were unconscious and lying crookedly on the wine table that Deng Liang thought that the fifteenth problem had not been solved.

He raised his head, raised his hand, squinted his eyes and gestured twice in the air, trying to pat him on the shoulder but failed several times.

"Fifteen!" simply withdrew his hand and slapped the table heavily, "You, if you really like Cui Hong, I advise you to say a word, hurry up!" Hurry up and confess! Maybe it's too late! ”

Fifteen lay on the table, resting his arms and shaking his head, "No! I, can't, can't confess! ”

"Why?"

"She, she has a boyfriend! What if, what if I confess and she refuses, rejects me? Even if he is not conscious, this question has always been a thorn in his heart.

Deng Liang glared, glanced at him, and then fell back on the table, "You are stupid!" What if, what if, what if, she agrees? ”

Fifteen paused, blinked, and spat out a mouthful of wine, "It's a roar!" What if you agree? ”

"Well, so you confess! Call now! Deng Liang closed his eyes and began to encourage him to call.

Fifteen took out his mobile phone with his head covered, pressed the phone, and muttered in his mouth, "Call, call, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu, want to confessβ€”β€”! ”

However, he was not lightly drunk, his fingers had his own thoughts, and after trying the password several times, he just couldn't unlock the screen lock.

Scratching his head irritably, "I'll rub!" This broken phone! Even you're going to stop me! Fifteen angrily threw the phone on the table, got up and planned to go out.

Deng Liang looked up at him consciously, "Where are you going?" ”

"Go confess!"

Deng Liang glanced at the mobile phone on the table, "You can't call?" ”

Fifteen turned his back and waved his hand at him, "This broken phone can't be unlocked, Lao Tzu wants to go in person!" ”

"Oh." Deng Liang retracted his gaze, blinked, and glanced at the mobile phone on the table, "This is my mobile phone, it's strange that you can untie it......"

Fifteen drank a lot, and after leaving the bar, he couldn't even tell the difference between southeast and northwest. Or more accurately, he didn't even go out of the bar door, but he staggered to the door of the bar toilet by himself, tugging at the doorknob and stubbornly believing that this was the door.

"Sir, do you need help?"

A familiar woman's voice rang in her ears, and Fifteen looked back, unable to discern who it was by her vague outline.

"You, get out of the way! I'm going to get out! ”

He withdrew his gaze, muttering, his hands tugging at the door at the same time.

The woman raised her eyebrows, revealing an embarrassed look, "Sir, are you drunk, here...... It's a women's restroom. ”

"Huh? Women's restroom? Fifteen withdrew his hand and looked up, there was a pattern drawn on it, he couldn't see clearly, but his intuition thought that it must not be the pattern of the women's bathroom.

With a wave of his hand, he pushed the noisy woman away, "Don't bother me! I'm going out! Don't talk to Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu is not available now! "19th Floor Literature

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The woman took a few steps back, already silently regarding Fifteen's behavior as drunken madness.

She quickly turned around and beckoned a man in exchange, "The guests here are drunk, you can help bring them over." ”

"Huh? Good. The man stepped forward and wanted to help Fifteen, but was pushed away by Fifteen.

"Get out! Lao Tzu wants to get out! Fifteen frowned, it was like catching someone and scolding whom, and the swear words were casually thrown out. But he also has a baby face, and when he scolds with his eyebrows, he looks particularly discreet.

"Sir, listen to me firstβ€”" The woman standing on one side covered her lips and smiled, and stepped forward to admonish herself, when the mobile phone in Fifteen's pocket rang.

Fifteen was stunned, raised his eyes and glanced at the woman, and continued to twist the doorknob indifferently.

"Sir, your phone is ringing." The woman kindly reminded.

"Mine?" Fifteen frowned, puzzled, and reached into his pocket to touch his phone. He remembered that the mobile phone was obviously thrown on the table by him and not taken away?

"It's really mine." Touching out his phone, he muttered, opened his mouth in surprise, squinted his eyes, and stretched out his fingertips to swipe the answer button.

However, he was drunk and 'old eyes were dizzy', and his hands still didn't listen to the command, and he almost hung up the phone several times.

"I'll help you." The woman next to her couldn't stand it anymore, reached out her hand, and swiped lightly on the screen.

The phone was connected, and Fifteen couldn't even read the words on the caller ID on the screen, so he put the phone to his ear.

"Hello?"

The end of the note was elongated, and fifteen drunken people couldn't speak.

On the other side of the phone, there was a silent current tone, and no one spoke.

Fifteen frowned and waited for a long time, "If you don't speak, I'll hang up!" ”

"......" is still quiet.

Fifteen took off his phone and stared at the screen where he was talking, "That turtle grandson!" Net harassing phone calls to Lao Tzu! ”

With that, he stretched out his fingertips and was ready to hang up. It's just that what I didn't expect was that my attention, all my attention was on the phone, and I would suddenly snipe and fall heavily to the ground.

There was a bang, and the sound was violent. frightened a man and a woman standing next to him.

"Sir! Mr! Are you alright? The man stepped forward and helped the man up.

"Bring the people to the front first." The woman gestured to the man and bent down to pick up the phone on the ground.

There was a woman's voice on the phone who was anxiously asking, she paused, and she didn't know if it was right to do this, "Hello, that gentleman was drunk just now and was taken away by our staff." ”

"Drunk? Where is the address? I'm going to pick him up, thank you! ”

Watching the two people pass in front of him with their arms, Deng Liang rubbed his eyes, and thought that he had seen it wrong, he propped up the table, and could barely see the drunken fifteen in the man's hands.

"Holy! Aren't you gone? How did you come back again? ”

Fifteen was drunk and unconscious, and he drooped his fingertips and moved twice.

The man saw that the two knew each other, so he just saved trouble, and directly threw fifteen in front of Deng Liang's table. Deng Liang raised his hand to pick it up, but forgot that he was not lightly drunk, and when he got up, he knocked down a chair and fell to the ground with fifteen in his arms.

There was a loud bang, and the few people left in the bar looked back, and the fifteen and Deng Liang on the ground grinned in pain.

The man who had just walked a few steps walked back again, helped the two of them up one by one, and patted Deng Liang, who was still sober, on the shoulder, "Brother, do you have a mobile phone?" Call someone to pick you up. ”

Deng Liang raised his eyes in a daze, looked at the man's face for a long time before nodding, "Nonsense!" Of course I have a mobile phone! ”

Man: "......"

"Take it out, I'll help you call someone to pick it up." The man frowned and spread his palms.

Deng Liang first subconsciously touched the phone, and then hid the phone behind him, "Why give it to you?" ”

Man: "......"

took a step forward and took the phone directly from Deng Liang's hand. Deng Liang staggered up and wanted to grab the phone, but the man happened to grab Deng Liang's hand and pressed it on the fingerprint unlock.

"Do you believe that I beat you when I'm drunk?" Deng Liang's dangerous eyebrows, when he was drunk, his speech was not clear, but in terms of body shape, it was enough to suppress others.

The man was probably really afraid that Deng Liang would make a move, so he couldn't help but laugh and said, "Sir, you are drunk, let me call your friend to pick you up." ”

Hearing this, Deng Liang slowly retracted his gaze and glared at him dissatisfied, "Speak, just spend well, say well, make it clear, will I give you a mobile phone?" ”

Man: "......"

Heaven and earth can be learned, he has really said it very clearly just now!

Not to deal with drunks is the first rule in their store. The man recited silently a few times, calmed down his emotions, flipped through the address book, and looked at him sideways, "Sir, which friend would you like to let pick you up?" Or is it...... Girlfriend? ”

Which pot is not opened! Girlfriend! When Deng Liang heard these three words, he felt that his breath was blocked.

He slapped the table and looked at him angrily, "If Lao Tzu had a girlfriend, would he come here to drink and get drunk?!" ”

When he said this, his speech was clear.

"I'm sorry, sir, but it's in your address book...... There are no contacts. The man smiled awkwardly and turned his phone to turn the address book interface in front of him.

Deng Liang frowned, as a soldier who often needed urgent tasks, he habitually wrote down the number in his mind, and he never used such a thing as an address book.

"177......" he casually quoted a number, "you call this number." ”