So, "holding his fart" sat down to eat in peace, and the dinner was very satisfying, but it was even more satisfied with the furnishings of the room.

With the help of the hazy lighting of the night pearl, "hold your fart" after the meal and carefully admire the treasures in the room.

In this way, "holding a fart" stayed in this room for five days unconsciously, almost forgetting what it was for.

On the morning of the sixth day, the adjutant ran and said that the commander had returned, and that he had asked the director to "hold his fart".

"Angry with you" still received "Hold a fart" warmly as before, asking if it is okay to live here in the last few days? What's not to like?

"Hold back your fart" hurriedly said, very good, okay, quite satisfied, and asked where those treasures came from.

"I'm mad at you" said that it was a friend of "his" who entrusted "him" to keep it, and if "holding a fart" likes which treasure, then "he" can help "hold a fart" and ask to see if "his" friend can endure the pain of cutting love. It's just that these things are not cheap!

"I'm mad at you" said this, and I was embarrassed to hold my fart.

When "angry with you" asked him if there was anything else, "holding back his fart" remembered that he had almost forgotten about business.

At this time, the anger in his stomach was long gone, and he asked in a resentful tone like a resentful woman: "Why did your army burn the forest where the beetles are produced by fire?" Isn't this an act of breaking the exchange agreement? ”

"I'm mad at you" said, "So you're here for this!" I am investigating the arson case, and it has been determined that a border patrol team did not completely extinguish the embers after a barbecue at the edge of the forest, and when the wind blew, the sparks ignited the surrounding dry grass and dead leaves, causing a forest fire. Now that the suspects are on the run, I am sending troops to hunt them down, so please rest assured that when I catch them, I will hand them over to you for disposal. ”

"Hold back a fart" At this time, I realized that "I'm angry with you" is so bad, what "he" said is not leaky, so that you can't catch "his" braid at all.

Now all that is left is a wry smile, a smile that is more ugly than crying.

When "Hold Your Fart" told "Tailverte" the answer of "I'm angry with you", "Tailverte" was so angry that he just wanted to cry, and he lamented: We have all been deceived by this old fox, and we have been deceived very badly! "His" heart is bleeding from the pain of losing so many beetles!

And at this time, "holding a fart" is full of the treasures in your room that are angry with you.

It doesn't even think about scarabs now, and it's all in vain, it's already burned out, who do you go to settle accounts with?

It thought to itself: What is my favorite baby? Night Pearl, Flower Cat Stone, Haimi Stone, or ......

Two days later, the border guards reported to the "tailpine" that almost all the borders did not see the shadow of the Belarusian-Hungarian troops, and did not know where they had gone.

The commander of the occupation forces of the Ulan Empire, "Tailspine", suddenly fell to the ground with a stone in his heart, and he suddenly relaxed, and he was not so concerned about stepping up the construction of fortifications - digging tunnels......

Five days later, in the early morning, from the sky in the north, countless Scarab bombers suddenly appeared, and began to bombard all important strategic points of the occupation forces of the Japanese Empire, such as grain warehouses, command organs, key junctions and barracks, etc., at the same time, millions of white Hun ant soldiers also emerged from the woods and grass in the east, north and west (the territory of the Yue monkey ants in the south), cutting off the hope of the Japanese soldiers to escape.

The occupation forces of the Ulans were immediately in disarray, crushed and scattered.

These newly recruited Japanese soldiers have not had time to conduct systematic training, nor have they fought any battles, and their combat effectiveness is extremely poor.

To make matters worse, their commanders, including the commander of the occupying forces, "Tailspine", never dreamed that bad luck would come so quickly, and before they could even prepare, war broke out.

When the "coccygeal" woke up from his sleep, reports of emergencies from all over the country flew like snowflakes, and he was so frightened that he didn't know what to do.

It only scolds "pissed you off" as a bastard, scolds "holding a fart" as an idiot, scolds "eats a fart" as a stupid hat, and scolds itself as a stupid donkey......

In short, he scolded all the scolding.

However, the situation of the war has not improved in the slightest, and it has worsened more and more.

At this time, under the cover of the Scarab bombers, the White-Hungarian coalition army had seized important strongholds one after another, and began to conduct psychological warfare, shouting at those stubborn Japanese soldiers, persuading them to surrender and promising all kinds of benefits.

In the face of strong military pressure and the temptation of interests, the demoralized Japanese soldiers of the Japanese Blue Kingdom wisely raised their hands and surrendered, and groups of prisoners of the Japanese Blue Empire came out of the holes that had not yet had time to dig and accepted the surrender of the Belarusian-Hungarian coalition army......

Soon, the troops of "angry with you" attacked the headquarters of the occupation forces of the Uland Empire, and the "tailpine" had to surrender obediently.

Thus, in less than a week, the White-Hungarian army reoccupied the land that had been sold, destroying 1.8 million enemy troops and capturing 6.2 million enemy troops.

Obviously, this is another "shameless" war, and the final victory is won by the thickest skinned "pissed you off".

When the news of another defeat of the Japanese Empire came back to China, the whole country was shocked and indignant, and the whole country scolded the White and Hungarian countries for their treachery, despicability, shamelessness, filthiness, and shit, and demanded that the remaining one million prisoners of war be killed to relieve their anger.

When the "didn't wake up" and "pigs were incompetent" in the prisoner of war camp heard the news, they rolled their eyes in fright and immediately fainted to the ground.

There are still many angry youths in the country who demand that the traitors be found out, arrested and paraded in the streets, and it is better to confiscate all the family property and then kill them.

When the brothers "eat a fart" and "hold a fart" heard about this, they were so frightened that they broke out in a cold sweat all over their bodies, and couldn't help but scold the bastard "angry with you":

"I'm mad at you", "I'm mad at you"! Your eight-grid tooth road! Your conscience is greatly broken, and your conscience is broken! Your undeclared war is a naked challenge to my Great Blue Empire, and it is a serious violation of the rules of the game. We are going to punish you severely, you bastard, you have to jump into the river!

The frightened and angry two brothers did not expect that the next day they were summoned by His Majesty the King, the "King of Big Stomach", who said that the matter had caused public resentment to boil, and it was difficult to suppress it. In particular, the number of soldiers captured by the enemy this time was 30% of the total, and there were also children of the middle class, and he was not easy to explain.