Chapter 214: Are you in a bad mood now?
Well, Old Man Wang's angry look really looks like a child.
It turned out that he was angry with me and the person who was angry with me turned out to be like this, and when we came back, he was so unhappy, it turned out that he wanted to go with us, and I couldn't help but feel moved when I thought of this: "Old man, the next time we have met you, let's just say that you have come back from studying in Europe and are well-informed, and you must be earlier than us and increase more enthusiasm." You don't know how delicious the pancakes are there, how beautiful the mutton dance there is, when will you go with us. Make sure you eat happily. "I coaxed Mr. Wang.
Old Man Wang's expression relaxed at this time, her eyebrows opened, it seemed that he got the lollipop in my hand, and his mood suddenly let go of himself: "Of course I must go, don't you know that I have walked more roads than you have walked?" Do others do the same when I eat? When to go? Call me along, and by the way, call Pony Six to them. ”
Seeing Old Man Wang's elated appearance, my mood suddenly relaxed.
I winked at him: "Pony Six, forget it, they may not be able to use your magic eyes, I heard Pony say again, since he came back, he has been caught by you every day to tell stories, all their stories have been told, and in the future, they will go to find others, and after listening to the stories, they will tell you the stories at the bottom of the box, so what do you let them do, eat and drink?" ”
Old Man Wang's face was horizontal, and he was immediately unhappy, and the clouds were thick: "I don't care about me, anyway, they have to follow me, it's fun to have them, bring a few basketballs at any time, we can play a few games at any time, that's called life." ”
I looked at Mr. Wang with a puzzled face, Mr. Wang, and the image I imagined was getting farther and farther away. is no longer the old lake chivalrous man who is happy with a knife in his hand, but the old man who is young and wants to eat sugar anytime and anywhere.
I thought to myself, this old zombie melon, IQ is offline again.
The old stiff gourd said to me meaningfully: "I heard that Bai Wei is coming back recently, when will the two of you handle the matter with that Jintang?" Our family has not been lively for a long time, and at the same time in the two sedan chairs, our family is going to be developed again! ”
I was stunned for a moment and looked at him blankly: "What do you mean by two coquettish people?" What does it mean to do it with that Jintang? ”
Old Man Wang smiled and said, "That's the Jintang marrying the two of you into the door, this is called Double Happiness, I can hold my grandson this time next year." ”
My scalp immediately grew bigger, it turned out that this old zombie melon was actually calculating these things, and he is still thinking about our double happiness, I am babaa. He's thinking too well, can you make this girl willing? How can he pick up this kind of cheapness? Ben girl, I'm quitting.
I didn't get angry with him, I showed any unfazed look, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, old man, will you tell you again?" ”
The old man was stunned, it seems that this old guy is still pretending: "You know something, Jin'er has never told me anything?" ”
I smiled brightly: "I told Na Jintang that he dared to marry another woman, and as soon as I made him a eunuch, my menu would have been polished a long time ago, and I never used it for the pie." If he didn't want to be a eunuch...... "I deliberately left half a sentence unsaid."
The old man's face had collapsed, and his face was cloudy: "So what? ”
I held my head high as if I was inviolable, all the pride and dignity were written on my face, and I would never allow others to step on it easily, even if it was the brocade hall. I crossed my hands on my waist and said with a smile, a light step, as if nothing had happened: "Then I will seal a red envelope, and it is a large red envelope for their small two small mouths, I wish them happiness, all the best, and an early birth of a precious son." ”
"And then ......"
"Then there are rivers and lakes, mountains and rivers far away, and there will be no time in the future, goodbye, never again."
“…… I have lots and lots of money. ”
"You use money to hit me, I don't care, but there is no room for discussion in this matter, let me know when you finish discussing." With that, I turned around and left the gate.
"Hey......" the old man shouted anxiously.
I turned around and looked at him calmly, I wanted to see if he had any tricks up his sleeve.
Old Man Wang said reluctantly: "You two enter the door at the same time, no matter how big or small, and you still get a considerable will from me." But under the premise, you can't stop Bai Wei from giving me a grandchild. ”
I almost looked up and laughed, this old zombie melon was so obsessed, as if I had to go to his door, didn't it seem that I really lived in his place all the time, too self-inflicted. I suddenly wanted to tease him: "Maybe she's younger than me." ”
The old man's heart was shocked, it couldn't be room for discussion: "What can Bai Wei do small?" The two of them have been married to dolls since childhood, and the words of marriage matchmaking are absolutely impossible. ”
"Then it stands to reason that there is no matter how big or small, so I am Bai Wei called sister? Or do you call it a sister? Where did he sleep that night? One, three, five, go to her room, two, four, six come to me? Think about these men are so pitiful, don't want to be oppressed by us. So there is no need to discuss it anymore, I officially inform you that they can continue to be together for a hundred years, and there is no need to worry about my harassment. There is no place in the world where I have been to play, my cat Jiujiu is no longer accompanied, gone, goodbye. ”
"Come back ......"
When I finished teasing him, I laughed in my heart. How could this old zombie be my opponent. But I was wrong, and in our excellent negotiations, he showed wisdom because he immediately came up with a killer move.
He shouted loudly behind me: "Come back, I will tell you, Najin Tang is going to deal with a tricky matter tomorrow - the Heyun Cao Gang, you want to go with him, if this matter is dealt with, we can continue to discuss." ”
I was running up the stairs and stopped suddenly, and the cunning old man, sure enough, knew that I wanted to go, and like a master fisherman, he laid down the long fish, and I couldn't help biting the bait.
I stood in front of the staircase: "I won't go to such a dangerous thing, I won't go to post money, now that the world is peaceful, this girl is going to have fun." Wherever you like to go, it has nothing to do with me. That Jintang is a master fighter, and when he comes back, I'll play with him when I have time. ”
Old Man Wang definitely didn't believe what I said, he said directly: "I heard that he brought two good hands to follow, maybe there is no fun, and I promised that as long as the person who helps Najintang complete this matter, I will definitely give each of them three small yellow fish." ”
Three small yellow croakers, equivalent to the market price of 100,000, especially now that prices are chaotic and the currency is depreciating, gold reserves are more important. If there are these three little yellow croakers to add to them, they will no longer want to be controlled by others.
"When will it be given after it is done?" My desires were pulsing, and I couldn't help but ask for it.
"Before going first, make a deposit for 100 silver tickets. After the deed is completed, if you can come back alive, the three little yellow croakers can be cashed out, and it will definitely not be delayed until the second day. ”
"Come back alive?" I questioned the remark: "Do you mean that this road is dangerous, difficult, and in danger of losing your life?" ”
"The Heyun Cao Gang has no contact with the outside world, and I don't know what happened to them in time, if you want to blend into their gang, you must not only have a good fighter, but also a guy who can escape, and more importantly, your head is cunning enough, and you have an instinct to escape to save your life, I have found so many people, it seems that only you are more in line with this requirement - fight well, run away quickly, and be selfish." Old man Wang said mean at this time, and he looked at me with a confident face.
I slapped my palm lightly to express my agreement: "The old man is still the old man who is terrifying, but I have one condition, since you say that I am so important, then I still have room and room for negotiation, because it depends on my mood, I am in a good mood, I don't want a penny; If you are in a bad mood, add two more small yellow croaker. ”
The old man also smiled and said, "Then how are you feeling now?" Still in a bad mood? ”
This is our negotiation skills, if you want to add more money, of course, you will fall into your own hole cards prematurely, and if you want you to lead others by the nose, you have to be silent, shallow and silent to talk about the requirements, which is called the most perfect plan.
The old man's eyebrows were completely released, "Panasonic Well, I know it to him, why bother talking about this kind of word game, but there are some words on the table, it's better not to say it, cat and mouse, how can there be such a trick or two to catch." There must be a few twists and turns during this period to reflect the value of this matter.
I bet he must know, but I also bet that he will definitely not say it himself, sure enough, his ability to condone evil has been extraordinary, he stroked the water cup on the table, and blew a few breaths leisurely, in fact, the tea is warm, and he has done enough to look like the scene, and he has done enough to look like the elders' terminals. He coughed lightly, and that's when he spoke.
"Well, well, are you in a bad mood right now?"
I smiled and said to him: "Anyone who hears what I just said, must be in a bad mood, not to mention my cat Jiujiu, not only is I in a bad mood, but my mood is simply terrible, once I am in a bad mood, I usually see money and open my eyes, this world is really wonderful, money is a good thing, but if there is not enough money, I am in a bad mood." So it may not be so easy to do something. "I'm plain enough.
"Well, 4 small yellow croakers."
"Five."
"4."
"6." I'm most annoyed by his grinding and chirping, tomorrow he can take out hundreds of them and kill me, but he wants to bargain with me here, I really don't know if he is joking with me.
The corners of the old man's mouth twitched, and he continued to insist on stiffening his neck: "4, pay one in advance before leaving." ”
I really wanted to turn around and leave, but for the sake of 5 small yellow croakers, I decided that I couldn't retreat an inch, I also gritted my teeth and stared at him: "7, give one before leaving." ”
The old man also stood up, walked up to me, twisted his neck and said, "4, 4, just give 4!" ”
The two of us faced each other, like a red rooster with Douluo Hong's neck, but tried to use words to officially suppress each other, and the one with the highest voice won: "8, 8, I'm going to send 8!" ”
The two of us were on the verge of breaking out, staring at each other with big eyes, and Wu Ma and Sister Fang in the kitchen were hiding in the kitchen and shivering, they didn't dare to rise in their atmosphere, and they didn't dare to come out to persuade them, they were so smart. But it's not a smart thing to do weeds. He had something to do and was clinging to the wall trying to get out.
He asked the old man tremblingly, "The old man should take medicine." ”
"Get out!"
"Get out!"
The two of us said in unison. Ah Niu ran faster than a rabbit, and when he ran to the door, he stumbled and fell.
"5 roots! There is no way to get any more. The old man shouted.