Chapter 188: Jump
While eating, Zach suddenly stood up and danced. Originally, everyone could sing and dance, and it was normal to suddenly start dancing while eating, but Zack's dance was not the same as finding a bed, and it even seemed a little strange.
Wang Xijia has been with Zack for a long time, and Zack has seen a lot of dancing. But this is the first time I've seen this unique dance.
Zama steps again, and rolling on the ground. It looks cute, just like a panda, and they all want to name Zack "Roll". Zach also licks his paws like a cat from time to time. reminds Wang Xika of a song in later generations, "Let's learn cat meow together, meow together".
Zack, a rough man who is 3 meters tall and weighs about 400 pounds, dances this cute children's dance is really a bit of a disobedience.
But out of respect for Zack, everyone still quietly watched him finish the dance, and then applauded.
"Come over now and do the dance I just did, and you'll be a real warrior, you'll be an adult. Zach jumped and walked up to Monk and said.
It turned out that he danced the traditional adult dance of the Mao people, in order to celebrate Munch's true adulthood. Who would have thought that the traditional coming-of-age ceremony of the mighty and domineering Maoren tribe would be so shameful?
Mongolia, however, felt no shame in the slightest, and he performed the dance meticulously with a high sense of honor. Everyone applauded him.
Wang Xijia suddenly felt that the hairy man's meow dance didn't seem so stupid, maybe licking his paws like a cat and rolling on the ground was also part of the combat action. After all, cats lick their paws only after a successful hunt.
After a quiet dance, Zach went over and patted Munch on the shoulder: "Congratulations, you've grown up." ”
Recently, Munch has grown from an ignorant Maoren boy to a resolute Maoren warrior. If his father Ning Ning, his mother quietly sees that he is so promising now, and she will definitely be happy for him.
"I ...... I didn't do well enough and forgot to light the fire when I was shooting. If it weren't for Uncle Zach and Uncle Tengu mending the arrows, it would have almost caused a catastrophe. Munch reflected on his mistakes.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's inevitable that the first time you fight, and it will get better after that. Tengu comforted Munch.
"yes, it was a good first battle! At least you did shoot the arrow, and you really hit it. You must know that many people do not even dare to shoot arrows when they fight for the first time. Wang Xijia also followed to comfort Munch.
Zach didn't speak, walked straight up to Munch, and said, "It's okay this time, but remember to light the fire next time." You must be careful, you must know that not every battle has someone to replenish your arrows. Sometimes you only have one chance, and if you miss it, you miss it. ”
Munch nodded solemnly, his eyes becoming more and more resolute.
Then it was easy, everyone ate, drank and had fun, and the most they talked about was the moment when Ah Snake saved Saleman, and the time when Bison Bill saved Wang Xijia.
This kind of behavior belongs to the heroes, and everyone toasts Snake and Bison Bill. A snake is a person who does not refuse, drink cup after cup.
Bison Bill is a cow who was originally a vegetarian and never drank much. But because of the atmosphere at the wine table, it seemed that if I didn't drink alcohol, I wouldn't give face, so I also drank some wine and ate some meat.
I didn't think the wine was delicious, but the meat was still delicious. Since then, Bison Bill has gone from being a vegan animal to an omnivore.
The only regret is that Bison Bill has 4 stomachs and will regurgitate. One or two wines entered the stomach and after repeated circulation in the four stomachs, it became the effect of four taels of wine, and after a few sips, he was so drunk that he couldn't stand steadily.
Lang Naduo wanted to fill Bison Bill, but was stopped by Wang Xijia. It is a bad habit of human beings to drink and like to drink, as if they are not happy enough if they don't drink someone until they don't wake up. In fact, it is very dangerous because excessive alcohol consumption can lead to alcohol poisoning, which can be life-threatening.
In the next life, people died every day because of drinking, what a stupid thing! Wang Xika would never allow this kind of thing to happen in his own team!
"Don't persuade you to drink, drink as much as you want. It's okay if you don't want to drink it. Wang Xika said.
"If you don't drink, you don't give face, and you look down on me. "Lang Naduo still wants to persuade him to drink.
Wang Xika suddenly became angry: "What do you mean by not giving face? People can't drink it in the first place, so you have to force others to drink it." Why does he look down on you? Bill can do anything to save his teammates when he is in danger, which is called looking down on you?"
"I didn't mean that, I meant everyone had a drink and had a good time......" Lang Nado was still arguing
"You like to drink wine and eat meat, and Bill eats and drinks to give you face. Bill likes to eat grass and leaves, do you eat it? Do you give Bill face? Friends should respect each other, don't impose your preferences on others!" Buffalo Bill saved Wang Xika's life, and Wang Xika now treats this bison as a life-saving benefactor, and he can't see Bill suffer a little grievance.
"Moo!" Bill arched his nose over King Higa's back, snorted and snorted softly. On the one hand, he expressed his gratitude to Wang Xijia, and on the other hand, he also said: "I'm fine, I can drink two more glasses." ”
Anyone who likes to drink knows that when a person says he won't drink anymore, it means that he hasn't drunk too much and can drink a few more glasses. But if he says, "I'm fine, I can drink two more glasses," it means he's already drunk too much. People are like that, and cows are no exception.
Bison Bill took two more sips of wine, staggered no longer and snorted as he lay on the grass by the water's edge.
Wang Xijia was afraid that it would catch a cold, so he took off his coat and draped it on Bison Bill's back. Who knew that Bill shrugged his shoulders and threw his clothes on the ground again.
It turned out that Bison Bill had a thick layer of hair on his body, so he wouldn't catch a cold at all. And it never wore a shirt in its entire life. Suddenly, the whole dress on my body felt quite uncomfortable.
Seeing that Bill insisted on not wanting to wear clothes, Wang Xika was no longer reluctant and continued to drink with everyone. Although he yelled at Lang Naduo just now, the relationship between Wang Xika and Lang Naduo was not affected.
Men are like this, noisy and noisy, and it does not affect the friendship between brothers. Everyone continued to drink and chat, revisiting the battle over and over again. Discuss the snake god Haken, tout the bison Bill, tout the snake, and tout the strict battle plan formulated by Wang Xijia......
Many people drank too much this night, and everyone fell asleep listening to the sound of the water in Niagara Falls, and the snake god Haken died, and everyone was full of security.
Wang Xika was woken up by the sound of Lang Naduo and Bloody Fang's splashing water. It turned out that everyone drank too much last night, and they were thirsty when they woke up in the morning, so they ran to the water to drink, and drank and played.
When the snake god Haken was there, it was unthinkable to play in the water at Niagara Falls. And in later generations, it will be impossible to play in the water at Niagara Falls.
At that time, Niagara Falls was a tourist attraction, and it was impossible for you to go into the water to play only for pictures. If you insist on going down the waterfall to play, there will be staff who will stop you. Even if you are lucky enough to escape the staff and jump into the water and survive, you will face a sky-high fine.
Now it's different, you can play whatever you want. Apparently still the Niagara Falls of this era is fun. Snake performs a difficult maneuver: a waterfall dive.
I saw a snake swimming along the Niagara River to the waterfall, and then suddenly jumped up and somersaulted backwards for three and a half weeks followed by a 720-degree rotation body bent forward, with a difficulty coefficient of 5.8, and jumped into the water with a brush, without any splash.
Everyone applauded, and Wang Xika was particularly enthusiastic. He knows the difficulty of this diving, and the highest in the Olympic diving competition is the 10-meter platform, which is already very high.
Niagara Falls, on the other hand, is 15 meters high, 5 meters higher than the 10-meter platform. Don't underestimate the distance of 5 meters, which is almost equivalent to the height of a two-story building, and 15 meters is almost equivalent to jumping from the top of a six-storey building. Ordinary people are soft just by looking at their feet, let alone diving to do movements.
However, the gills of the snake not only dare to jump, but also dare to do complex movements, not only dare to do difficult movements, but the splash is so small. Especially the one that tossed backwards for three and a half weeks, and couldn't do it without extraordinary waist and abdominal strength. It can be seen that A snake is worthy of being a person who lives in the water, a diving wizard.
No one dared to challenge the snake's movements, and Bloodfang and Lang Naduo also wanted to try diving, but they involuntarily turned into wolves halfway down the water, kicking on all fours in the air, and smashing into the water in the posture of a water dog, which was very unsightly. Others are no better.
Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn't help but want to dive when he saw everyone having fun. Unfortunately, its head was too big, its center of gravity was unstable, and when it dived, it flew out sideways, and was almost stoned to death by the water.
Seeing everyone dancing so happily, Wang Xika was also itchy and wanted to try diving. He "snapped" a dive into the water, followed the direction of the Niagara River and began to swim freestyle, the posture is very professional and graceful, and it looks like he has practiced.
It turned out that he saw that Ah Snake's swimming posture had always been breaststroke, and Bloody Fang and Lang Na were mostly dog planing, which was very unsightly, so he had the intention to show off.
Swimming and swimming, something suddenly felt wrong, and the water near the waterfall suddenly began to accelerate. Wang Xijia suddenly panicked: diving in the world's largest Niagara Falls, I'm afraid I'm not crazy...... He is not a transformation person, nor a cheek man, nor a Tyrannosaurus rex, can his body withstand the pressure of this waterfall?
Why do you always love to be able to do it? You see that people are full of people who are not capable of it, and people who don't jump.
However, it is too late to regret it at this time. With a huge flow of water behind him, Wang Xika smashed down Niagara Falls with 6,000 cubic meters of water! At that moment, time seemed to stand still, and Wang Xijia only felt that his eyes were black, and he didn't know anything.
When he opened his eyes again, he found himself lying on the shore. It turned out that he fell into the water and was knocked unconscious by the pressure of the waterfall, and it was a snake who saved him.
"Why are you so stupid, you can't dive, what are you going to jump with?" said Snake anxiously.
"You jump, I Jump!" Wang Xika said with a smile.