Chapter 418 Wu Ren
In fact, if the bandit boss shaves his beard, he still looks very white, and when he doesn't speak, he looks like a white-faced scholar.
Xu Anan was very skeptical, could that beard be deliberately kept in order to be closer to the image of a bandit?
The bandit boss reacted now, and was heartbroken at his fallen beard, as if he was more sad than killing him.
If Xu Anan doesn't make a round again, I'm afraid that these bandits will have to fight hard with Gu Jing for this beard.
Xu Anan hurriedly said: "Don't get excited, if I say that he is also an immortal, do you believe it?" ”
Xu An'an was careless, and in a hurry, he came out with a lie again, Gu Jing looked at Xu An'an with a smile, and the other bandits looked at him with a shocked face.
The bandit boss hurriedly asked, "Immortal, are you telling the truth?" This person is also an immortal? ”
A lie has to be rounded with a thousand lies, Xu Anan also did her best, she pointed to Gu Jing's ice cube face, and said: "Look at his face that is not allowed to enter, is there enough to have a sense of distance, isn't it obvious that the gods are immortal?" ”
The bandit boss was still a little skeptical, "Then why did he come here in the middle of the night to do sneaky things?" Aren't all the gods just and bright? ”
"This?" Xu Anan looked at Gu Jing and asked with his eyes: Why did you say you came here secretly? Explain a wave?
Gu Jing glanced at Xu An'an, and his eyes were clearly saying, you lie yourself, you are round, I don't care.
Xu Anan's eyes rolled, and the nonsense was almost made up.
Xu Anan first let out a long sigh, and then said faintly: "Actually, I lied to you. ”
The bandits looked puzzled, and Zhu Hibiscus looked at Xu Anan suspiciously several times, thinking that she was going to have a showdown that she was not a bullshit fairy, but she didn't expect Xu Anan to continue.
"Actually, I didn't come down to go through the calamity!"
Zhu Jin immediately rolled his eyes and stopped talking, he wanted to listen carefully to what kind of blind identity Xu Anan made up for himself!
Xu Anan glanced at Gu Jing and complained: "He and I actually had feelings for each other when we were in the heavenly realm, but the heavenly realm can't have any feelings. ”
After listening to Xu An'an's words, those bandits all looked at Gu Jing with pity and admiration.
Gu Jing's image of a thief from the bandit's mouth instantly became taller.
Gu Jing received so much attention, he couldn't help it, and quietly pinched Xu An'an, "You take it easy!" ”
Xu Anan was in pain, slapped Gu Jing's hand away, coughed lightly to cover up, and continued: "Although I was not punished, my heart had already gone with him, so I took advantage of the banquet in the Heavenly Palace, no one paid attention, and secretly ran down, just to find him and fulfill our lifelong relationship!" ”
Those individual punishments were all listened to one by one, and they didn't suspect that Xu Anan was deceiving people at all, and a few of them were quite moved by this kind of feeling that the heavens and the earth want to chase you, leaving a few tears, shouting: "It's so pitiful!" ”
Xu Anan looked at the crying brother and couldn't help but sigh, he has more emotions than himself, should he also shed a few tears?
Just do it, Xu Anan threw himself into Gu Jing's arms and said with a crying voice: "Fortunately, you haven't forgotten me, and you have come to me!" ”
Other people could only see Xu An'an buried his head in Gu Jing's arms, sobbing, as if he was reunited after a long absence, and he cried excitedly.
Only Gu Jing saw Xu An'an who threw himself in his arms, grinning and laughing.
This can move those big and rough bandits so much, the bandit boss doesn't care about the problem of his beard is gone, and apologizes to Gu Jing very apologetically, "I'm sorry!" I didn't know you immortals were so pitiful! I misunderstood you! You must be in good together! There's no one stopping you here! ”
"That's right! Be sure to be together! Xiaodouzi also responded with tears in her eyes, "It's not easy to find, you can't give up!" ”
Xu Anan thought about the question that Xiaodouzi had asked her during the day, thinking that he would not hear such a nonsense story, and he was so peaceful that his little flower was peaceful, right? Otherwise, why are you so excited?
These bandits are so cute, once they identify Xu Anan as immortals, they will believe whatever Xu Anan says, and they will not have the slightest suspicion.
Zhu Jin saw that those bandits couldn't help himself with the bloody story made up by Xu An'an, and he was really a little tired and helped his head, how did he become a bandit so stupid?
There is also Xu An'an, Zhu Jin looked at the past, and couldn't help but think, this person used to speak under the overpass! Otherwise, how can you come with your mouth open?
Now in this cottage, Xu Anan has made up three immortals in one go, and I don't know how she will end up when she turns around.
End? Xu Anan has never thought about the end, isn't this a matter of lying and leaving? Of course, the immortals live in everyone's boasting, and when he and Gu Jing go back, Xu Anan believes that more versions of the story will be derived, where can it be received.
Seeing that the bandit boss was so moved, they all stood up and patted Gu Jing's shoulder, "There are not many good immortals who will never abandon you like this, you have to cherish it!" Speaking of which you immortals are really not easy, you can't even have feelings, Lao Tzu no longer envy you immortals, or be a bandit and be free, do whatever you want! Although you have been relegated to the mortal world, don't be discouraged, otherwise, you will stay and rob with us? It's easy and fun, think about it? ”
Xu Anan almost laughed out loud, this bandit leader doesn't know how, he is committed to promoting the robbery cause all the time, and he has an obsession with letting the gods join his robbery gang, and now he still wants to rebel against Gu Jing?
It's a fucking talent! With this kind of indomitable and unremitting sales spirit, why worry about the bandit village not growing? Why worry about robbery business not booming?
The bandit boss was still talking, analyzing the benefits of being a bandit with Gu Jing, looking at Gu Jing's increasingly stiff expression, Xu Anan felt that if she didn't say a few words, the bandit boss's hair might not be wanted.
"That," Xu Anan suddenly remembered, he never seemed to have asked the name of the bandit boss, and had always called him the King of the Mountain, so he asked, "What's your name?" ”
When the bandit boss saw the immortal asking him, he hurriedly said, "My name is Wu Ren, what does the immortal command?" ”
Ren? Why don't you call it mooncakes? Xu Anan laughed inexplicably, and the others looked at her with puzzled expressions, Xu Anan felt that it was a bit inappropriate to laugh at other people's names like this.
So, Xu Anan patted Wu Ren's shoulder, "This name is good, reunion!" ”