Chapter 126: My name is Zhang Daniu, and I don't grow anywhere
Zhong Zhihong said embarrassedly: "Okay! Good! Good! You Wang Liqun want to cover the sky with one hand, then let's fight! Xiaoyan, let's go! ”
"I don't! I want to go to school, I want to go to school with Brother Yoo Jun! ”
Zhong Zhihong felt more and more embarrassed, and couldn't help but slap it: "Shameless thing, no one else wants to see you, you still have to paste it, it's really a shame for the old lady!" ”
If the first time she was beaten was an accident, then this time, it was really the first time Jiang Xiaoyan was beaten since she was a child, this time, she didn't cry like before, and the whole person was stunned by this slap.
Grandma is so scary......
It turns out that grandma is so terrifying......
Zhong Zhihong didn't know that her slap changed her granddaughter's life.
At the same time, the task list in front of Xiao Qinghe showed that the task progress was 10001000.
The system voice sounded at the same time: [Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining 1000 rage points, rewarding 1 tendon and bone misalignment ×, and deducting 50 vitality points. 】
The corners of Xiao Qinghe's lips curled slightly, this task was really easy to complete......
When Zhong Zhihong's mother-in-law and grandson left, there was no one in the school to cause chaos, and the two classes completed the seat assignment work smoothly.
Xiao Qinghe and Liu Jun sat in the middle of the third row, while Xu Xiaoyun and Xu Hui were arranged at the back because they were tall and tall.
Liu Jun finally got his wish and sat at the same table with Xiao Qinghe, and he was always in a state of excitement, chattering with Xiao Qinghe.
Xiao Qinghe threw out a "um" for a while, and an "ah" for a while, and there was no match to deal with.
She couldn't remember what she looked like when she went to preschool in her previous life, and she was a little curious for a while.
Yu Fei walked to the podium and said with a smile: "Okay, children, please be quiet, my name is Yu Fei, from today on, I will be your homeroom teacher, you can call me Teacher Yu." ”
So a room full of children dragged on to a long tune and shouted, "Yu ...... Old...... Division......"
Yu Fei introduced another teacher who was jointly responsible with her: "This one is Jiang Xiaoli, Teacher Jiang." ”
"Jiang ...... Old...... Division......"
Yu Fei said: "Teacher Yu will teach you Chinese and painting, and Teacher Jiang will teach you mathematics and music, so you must listen obediently." ”
"Good ......"
"Today, our first lesson is to introduce ourselves. Starting from the first table here, each child stood on the podium and told everyone what their name was, how old they were this year, and what hobbies and specialties they had. ”
The child sitting at the first table on the left stood up slowly, walked to the podium, and looked at the dozens of pairs of eyes looking straight at him, so nervous that he was about to cry.
He lowered his head, and his voice was like a mosquito: "I, my name is Zhang Daniu......"
Yu Fei was stunned for a moment, Zhang Daniu? It seems that there is no such name in the class, she looked at the roster, and sure enough, there was none, and suddenly said with a smile: "Classmate Zhang Daniu, you can't say a nickname, you have to say your scientific name, a big name." ”
Zhang Daniu's whole face turned red, and he said in a mosquito-like voice: "Oh, my name is Zhang Bing......"
After saying the name, Zhang Bing didn't know what to say, Yu Fei reminded: "How old is Zhang Bing this year?" ”
"Seven years old."
"What hobbies and specialties does Zhang Bing have?"
Speaking of hobbies and specialties, Zhang Bing's voice was finally a little louder: "I like to sleep lazy, I like to eat meat, I, I am short, I don't grow anywhere......"
Yu Fei burst out laughing, and Xiao Qinghe couldn't help but wonder, this classmate Zhang Bing is really cola.
Hearing that the teacher was laughing, Zhang Bing's face turned even redder and he lowered his head.
Yu Fei easily held back a laugh and said, "Classmate Zhang Bing, the teacher is asking, is there anything you are good at?" It's that you do better than anyone else. ”
Zhang Bing sighed for a long time and said: "I eat more than others, and I can eat three bowls in one meal!" ”
Yu Fei felt that she couldn't live, so she held back her laughter and blushed, she waved her hand and said, "Okay, classmate Zhang Bing, please go down and sit down, and invite the next classmate to come to the stage." ”
A little girl in a babydoll dress walked up to the stage and smiled sweetly: "Hello teacher, good classmates, my name is Zhao Tiantian, I am six years old this year, I like to sing and dance, my specialty is painting, I hope to become good friends with everyone." ”
Yu Fei nodded: "Zhao Tiantian's self-introduction is very good, and the students in the back will do it according to Zhao Tiantian's standards." ”
When Zhang Bing heard this, he was even more embarrassed, and his face was about to shrink under the table.
One after another children walked up to the stage, and finally it was Xiao Qinghe's turn, she walked on the stage, just stood there, her eyes swept lightly, and the classroom that was still a little noisy before suddenly quieted down.
Xiao Qinghe said lightly: "I am Xiao Qinghe, six years old this year, I like to read, and my specialty is playing slingshots and catching fish." ”
Xiao Qinghe sat down, Liu Jun walked up, he stood straight like a little rooster, and said loudly: "My name is Liu Jun, Liu of Yangliu, handsome Jun, I am seven years old this year, I like to play ball, and I am good at drawing......"
He paused for a moment and said, "But my painting is not as good as the lotus flower." ”
Yu Fei was surprised, her little nephew has been learning to draw since he was in kindergarten, and he is quite good at painting, so he can think that he is inferior, which is not simple.
She said: "Is Xiao Qinghe also good at painting? There is a painting class today, so I will draw it for the teacher to see. ”
Xiao Qinghe nodded lightly.
Zhao Tiantian turned her head to look at Xiao Qinghe, her eyes were full of dissatisfaction, she and Liu Jun were kindergarten classmates, knowing Liu Jun's painting level, she didn't believe that Xiao Qinghe's paintings would be better than Liu Jun!
If that's the case, doesn't it mean that her paintings are not as good as Xiao Qinghe's?
Hmph, when it comes to the painting class, she wants to see how good Xiao Qinghe's paintings are!
When he arrived at Xu Hui, he walked on stage angrily and said with a grin: "My name is Xu Hui, I am seven years old this year, I like to fight, I am very good at fighting......
Speaking of this, he glanced at Xiao Qinghe with a little weakness, and saw that she didn't react, so he said: "If someone bullies you in the second class in the future, you come to me, and I will take you back!" ”
Yu Fei couldn't cry or laugh: "The teacher said that fighting is a bad behavior, everyone must get along well, don't bully classmates casually, and don't fight!" If someone bullies you, tell the teacher. ”
When it was Xu Xiaoyun's turn to take the stage, she smiled and said: "My name is Xu Xiaoyun, I am seven years old this year, I like to eat, I especially like to eat meat, I will catch sparrows, kill sparrows, roast sparrows, ......"
Yu Fei stroked his forehead, is this a sparrow that can't get by?