"Hello everyone, my name is Li Xincheng, do you think my name is extraordinary, and it will make you remember it at a glance." Li Xincheng introduced.

First of all, it starts with a simple and untruthful self-introduction with a hint of fun, paving the way for what is about to be said later.

"I like to read, write, exercise, draw, play musical instruments, and most classical instruments can barely be played." Li Xincheng said.

Which girl in the Chinese department doesn't like to read? If you don't like to read, you won't come to the Chinese department, as for the transfer? It is impossible to transfer to the Department of Chinese, the Department of Chinese is a jack-of-all-trades major, but it is not an unpopular major, and it is possible to transfer to the major of the Marxist College.

Therefore, Li Xincheng said all the possible hobbies of the goddess of Gao Leng in this wave, attracting the attention of the goddess of high coldness, making the goddess of high cold feel that Li Xincheng is very strong, and has the feeling that there is a lot of common language between Li Xincheng and Li Xincheng.

"My specialty is martial arts, proficient in Wing Chun, Tai Chi, military boxing and other advanced boxing methods, Foshan Shadowless Feet, Wudang Tiyun Vertical and other leg methods are also involved, especially good at four or two thousand catties, chest crushing boulders." Li Xincheng said.

This is the top priority of Li Xincheng's self-introduction, highlighting his martial arts mastery, so as to attract the attention of the goddess of Gao Leng, so that she notices that Li Xincheng is a martial arts master, so as to have the idea of asking Li Xincheng to be his personal bodyguard.

In today's society, martial arts are not superb, you don't know until you blow it out, look at those qigong masters! So there is nothing wrong with Li Xincheng this wave, and he has to boast that he has the strength to be a personal bodyguard.

As soon as Li Xincheng's words came out, the audience was silent, as if they were stunned by Li Xincheng's toughness, maybe this is the legendary overlord domineering, he shocked the audience without making a move, which deeply reflected Li Xincheng's strong strength.

It seems that the dream of marrying the goddess of Gao Leng and walking to the pinnacle of life is getting closer and closer to Li Xincheng, which is no longer a dream, but a tangible achievement!

After a short silence, Li Xincheng ushered in the kind of chuckle that wanted to laugh, but didn't dare to laugh.

Although everyone is chuckling, there is great power in numbers, and the laughter of so many people adds up to enough to overshadow Li Xincheng's loud voice before.

Li Xincheng: "......"

This laughter? Could it be a happy recognition? Met a soulmate?

But Li Xincheng didn't care too much, no one came all the way with flowers, all the way was smooth, and there would always be a lot of ridicule and criticism on the way to become stronger, and the whole class, Li Xincheng cared about only the cold goddess in his dream.

Li Xincheng carefully observed the expression of the goddess of high coldness, although her face was still expressionless, so that Li Xincheng could not judge her mental activities through her facial expressions, but Li Xincheng carefully still saw that the corners of her mouth twitched slightly after hearing her own self-introduction.

She moved, she moved.

This seems to be promising, hopeful, at least it feels much more promising than Chen Ruilin's long-distance relationship, ah no, long-distance crush is much more promising!

Li Xincheng cleared his throat and continued: "My dream is also very simple, not to be a hero who stands up to the sky, nor is it a superman to save the world. ”

"My dream is to be an ordinary security guard, or a bodyguard, to ensure the peace of one party, or to protect a person, I can't do too big an ideal, like protecting world peace and the like, because even if my martial arts are high, I can't catch the atomic bomb, but this as a security guard, as a bodyguard, but I can do it in the real sense, it is really down-to-earth, not a fantasy, so if anyone in the class needs a bodyguard or security guard at home, you can find me, so that the kung fu I have learned over the years can be useful, That's all I want to introduce, thank you! Li Xincheng bowed politely and said.

"I, I, my family company needs a security guard like you, and I will work in my company after graduation, right? What do you think? I'll make you the captain of the security guard. After Li Xincheng introduced himself, Lei Dengyu quietly poked Li Xincheng with his finger and said.

Li Xincheng: "......"

Go away, who is going to be your security guard? Do you want to dream about spring and autumn? What about the security captain? Am I the type of person who values position and money? What I fancy is the gold master, you are too dark, not beautiful enough, don't don't.

"It's still early, I'll talk about it later, I'll talk about it later." Li Xincheng waved his hand perfunctorily.

"Okay, if you really want to be a security guard, you must come to me, brother, I won't let you suffer, the security captain or something, it's all sprinkled water, and you can keep the cover well." Lei Dengyu patted his chest and said.

"Thank you, Brother Yu, I will definitely think about it after graduation." Li Xincheng saw that Lei Dengyu was so righteous and said to himself so seriously, Li Xincheng was embarrassed to be perfunctory, and hurriedly thanked him.

"Brother, are you so powerful? Do you really break a boulder in your chest? Wait until you get a big rock on the way back to the dormitory, and go back to the dormitory to show your hands to the brothers? Sun Yue suddenly leaned over and asked.

Show you a big-headed ghost, and show your hands, and when you go back, you will take a big stone and break your head, what are you kidding, how can anyone really take a big stone and put it on your chest to break? The broken boulders on people's chests are all fake, they are all props, and if you really take a big stone to crush, the person who lies down with the broken boulder can be broken and vomit blood.

The human heart is sinister, the human heart is sinister, I treat you as a brother, but you want me to vomit blood? Surface brothers, surface brothers!

"I can't perform, and there are few people to cooperate with me. It takes two people to perform a big stone on the chest. Li Xincheng said with an embarrassed face.

"It's okay, it's a performance, I can cooperate with you." Sun Yue patted his chest and said.

"Ah, is that so? Then thank you Brother Yue, please Brother Yue, Brother Yue will lie down then, oops, the dormitory floor seems to be a little cold, forget it, I'll take my quilt off and give it to Brother Yue! With Brother Yue cooperating with me, I am so relieved! Li Xincheng smiled and said.

Sun Yue: "??? ”

"Why am I lying down?" Sun Yue asked a little puzzled.

"Because when I performed chest crushing boulders, I have always been the one who holds the hammer, don't worry, Brother Yue, I have been playing chest crushing boulders for so many years, my skills are excellent, stable and stable, and I will never let Brother Yue feel a little pain." Li Xincheng assured.

It will definitely make you walk peacefully!

Sun Yue: "......"

Fighting cattle across the mountains? AWSL (Ah, I'm dead)!

"Really, Brother Yue, you have to believe me, I have been hammering for so many years, I am proficient in all kinds of hammer techniques, I am experienced, Brother Yue, do you want to try my chaotic cloak hammer method?" Li Xincheng asked.

"I suddenly remembered that there seems to be no hammer in our dormitory, and we lack innate conditions, so it seems that this matter can only be done, which is really a pity!" Sun Yue said with a look of regret.

"It's a pity, it's not a pity, you can take a stool, a stool can be used instead of a hammer, and I can break a boulder with a stool." Li Xincheng said confidently.

"Stools? Can't you? Sun Yue asked uncertainly.

"Okay, why not? It's the same as the hammer, but the power skills are different, and the next is not talented, just proficient in this power skills! Li Xincheng said confidently.

Sun Yue: "......"

I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man, I treat you as a brother, but you want me to die?