God, come and save me, I can't stand it!

Li Xincheng did the most regrettable thing today, chatting with Yu Peijia, is silence not fragrant?

Li Xincheng: "Of course not, your strength is obvious to everyone!" When you enter the secretariat, it is destiny! ”

Yu Peijia: "Did you see it during my interview?" Is it there for all to see? ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

My TM, old sister, you have a very strong ability to pick words!

Li Xincheng: "Your strength is so outstanding, blind people can't see it, I already knew that you could get by, and you don't have to see it with your own eyes." ”

Li Xincheng continued to incarnate as licking the dog, rich and noble licking in the middle, licking the dog to the end, everything, there is an old saying, as long as the licking is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, licking the dog all the way, you are insisting!

Li Xincheng believes that as long as he perseveres and keeps licking, the goddess will one day be moved by himself.

Yu Peijia: "It's pretty much the same, even if you can speak." ”

Talking about this, Li Xincheng silently wiped his forehead, this matter has finally passed, but I am so tired!

Li Xincheng: "Are you tired of military training today?" ”

Li Xincheng decided to attack from other angles, caring about her life and making her feel the warmth from a warm man.

Yu Peijia: "I'm more tired than you." ”

Li Xincheng: "??? ”

what？ The Straight Daughter of Steel? Can't you pretend to be weak and say that you're tired, super tired, or something, and let me comfort you?

Li Xincheng: "I'm more tired than me, so you must be tired, right?" ”

Li Xincheng decided to give her a chance to sell miserably, this is Li Xincheng, he is too good at thinking about others, he is really a warm man, the kind of one hundred degrees.

Yu Peijia: "Fortunately, it's just seven or eight minutes less than your class, and I can't talk about fatigue, it's mainly because of my psychological imbalance." ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

I said that I had been scolded just now, it turned out that it was all the instructor's fault, let us rest for too long, and it made the students in other classes red-eyed, this pot is proper, and the instructor has to carry it.

Li Xincheng: "Harm, in fact, I don't want to rest, I want to train, it's all our instructor's fault, his body is too weak, he has to rest after a while, we have no choice, the instructor said to rest, so what else can we say as students?" ”

Li Xincheng: "If you don't let him rest, it will definitely not work, the instructor has worked so hard all day, if we don't let him rest, this is obviously too inhumane and contrary to humanitarianism." ”

There is a pot instructor to carry it, but there is no pot to come, the instructor is used to use it, there is nothing to carry a pot, anyway, the instructor himself does not know this, it is not a big problem.

Yu Peijia: "......"

I believe you're a ghost, the whole class is the happiest one for you to rest, and you often run to the toilet to be lazy, when I don't see it, right? That's it? Still want to train? Stop laughing at the dead.

Of course, Li Xincheng doesn't know Yu Peijia's inner thoughts, if he knows, Li Xincheng will definitely cry out for injustice, this toilet is really not what Li Xincheng wants to go to, it is Chen Ruilin who wants to go to it, he is just as a roommate, accompany Chen Ruilin to go there!

Yu Peijia: "Oh, I see, then you can help me ask tomorrow to see if you can let your instructor and our instructor be transferred, we want to rest." ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

You want to be beautiful, and you transfer the instructor over, don't dream, even if the instructor is willing, the girls in our class will not be willing Okay, you still have to think more in your dreams, and satisfy yourself in your dreams.

Li Xincheng: "It must be certain, and your appeal will be passed on tomorrow, but I don't know if the instructor himself wants to do it, and you can't blame me if he wants to, I'm just a humble messenger who is responsible for passing the word." ”

Li Xincheng doesn't care about 3721, he will talk about it after agreeing first, just mention it to the instructor in the form of a joke tomorrow, it's not a big problem, the instructor can't get through it anyway, the chief instructor has been assigned, where can I change the class position at will, no organization and no discipline?

Yu Peijia: "Okay, remember to say ha, if you forget it for me, you will die!" ”

Li Xincheng: "It will be impossible to forget, if I forget, I will judge myself to thank the world." ”

Cut your own clothes thank the world, anyway, there are many clothes you don't want, just take a few school uniforms that you wore before, anyway, I don't wear them now.

Yu Peijia: "That's what you said!" Manly man, do what you say! ”

Li Xincheng: "What I said, absolutely do what I say, I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you a little, let's video chat?" ”

Li Xincheng made inches and began to flamboyate.

Yu Peijia: "I'm taking a shower, it's inconvenient. ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

I believe you are a ghost, if you are taking a bath, I will live broadcast a handstand and, can I reply to the message in the shower so quickly? Are you fake when the water vapor in the bathroom? When you reply to messages in the shower, the mobile phone screen must not be wet, once it is wet, the mobile phone screen is not sensitive, where can you type back to the message so quickly?

And, isn't it better to have a video while taking a shower? Ah, it's wrong, Li Xincheng is by no means the kind of villain who is despicable and filthy and takes advantage of people's danger, although Li Xincheng thinks a lot in his heart, but he just thinks about it, even if Yu Peijia really agrees to the video when taking a bath, Li Xincheng will never agree, because, he can't pass the trial!

Li Xincheng: "Then let's video again when you wash it?" ”

When he said this, Li Xincheng felt like a greasy middle-aged uncle, always thinking about video with other little girls, which is a bit obscene!

Yu Peijia: "No, I took a shower without makeup, without makeup, and I can't video with you." ”

Ah, does it have anything to do with not seeing video and not wearing makeup? And it's good that the elements are on the camera, so what you see is the most real.

If you put on makeup and cover up all the acne, spots and other blemishes on your face, isn't that just an illusion of beauty? This is business, it is commercial fraud, commercial fraud, deceiving consumers, this is illegal!

Li Xincheng: "It's okay without makeup, isn't it okay to have a beautiful face?" I just put on makeup. ”

Yu Peijia: "I don't, it's not real if I open a beautiful face, that's not the real me, I don't want it." ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

So you're the real you with makeup? If you want to be real, don't wear makeup, no makeup is the most real!

Li Xincheng: "Okay, then forget it." ”

Since Yu Peijia doesn't want to video, Li Xincheng doesn't want to force it, after all, the twisted melon is not sweet, although it is said that the sweetness is not sweet, you have to twist it down and taste it to know, but Li Xincheng is an extremely personable gentleman, what others say you don't want, Li Xincheng will never go to the difficult thing of a strong man, this is the basic principle of Li Xincheng's life.

Li Xincheng is a leader in quality education, excellent in character and learning, this kind of behavior like a robber, Li Xincheng disdains it.

Li Xincheng: "Do you want to play the king?" Fight the king together? ”

Li Xincheng also began to decide to learn from Lei Dengyu to take his sister, compared to his sister, what is a star? What's the point of dropping a few stars? Star, Li Xincheng don't care.

Yu Peijia: "Don't you know how to play the king and eat chicken?" I will, I'm old and strong, female war reporters know, a strong batch. ”

Li Xincheng: "??? ”

Female war correspondents? Are you sure it's not a box on the floor?

Harm, in fact, it's a pity, Li Xincheng can play a lot of games, but only this gunfight game is the weakness of Li Xincheng's weakness, and it's not a problem with marksmanship, Li Xincheng's marksmanship is still okay, marksmanship is still very accurate, and almost every shot can hit people.

It's not a matter of pressing the gun, Li Xincheng is able to press the gun sixteen times, and the shooting thief is stable.

It's not a matter of listening, listening to the voice and arguing position, under the systematic training, Li Xincheng can be said to be the best among the best in this regard, and he can compete with the urban special forces king.

Mainly because of the problem of the joystick controlled, I don't know why, as soon as Li Xincheng controlled the joystick, the camera turned around, and after looking at it for a while, Li Xincheng's eyes would be very uncomfortable, as if he was looking directly at the sun, and he felt that his eyes were about to go blind.

Perhaps, this is the trouble of people with good eyesight, Li Xincheng sometimes often thinks, if he is a blind person, if he plays this kind of gun game, will his eyes not hurt?

Li Xincheng: "emmm, I don't know how to play gunfight games, forget it, I still won't pit you, I'll read books and learn to practice!" ”

Yu Peijia: "You love learning so much? ”

Li Xincheng: "......"

What do you mean by that, I've always loved learning!

Li Xincheng: "That's for sure, otherwise how can you be a freshman representative?" The reason why I can be the representative of the new students is all because of hard work, when you play games to relax and slack off, I will choose to pick up books and study, and study efficiently in fragmented time, so as to achieve the goal of being a little ahead of you one day. ”

In order to establish a glorious image of a good student who loves learning and is diligent and hardworking in Yu Peijia's heart, as for really letting Li Xincheng study now, it doesn't exist!

Yu Peijia: "Strong and strong, worthy of you, that freshman means that you have to study hard, I'm going to play games, come on, strive to be the first in the whole college, and get a scholarship, okay?" ”

Li Xincheng: "Okay! I'm going to study hard and get a scholarship, so go play games, I'm going to start studying. ”

Yu Peijia: "Okay, then you study hard, make progress every day, and when the time comes, I will remember to teach me if I have class!" ”

Oh roar? Damn, I almost forgot, I can flirt with my sister if I study well.

If you want to have a girl like it during your study period, it's actually a very simple thing, either you are handsome, girls like to be handsome, of course, boys are the same, they like to be beautiful, and this aesthetic aspect is still fair.

Either you study well and are a super college bully, so that some scumbag girls with bad grades will have a sense of worship for you, and then they will ask you questions about their studies if they have nothing to do, and you answer the question, she will worship you even more in her heart, a virtuous circle, in the continuous tutoring you give her, she will slowly fall in love with you.

This is also a common routine in many campus pain literature, the male protagonist is a school bully, the female protagonist is a scumbag, and the way to enhance the relationship between each other is for the male protagonist to give the female protagonist a lecture, and in the daily subtle study and life, Fang secretly promises to fall in love with each other.

Either you are good at sports and good at basketball, this is also very attractive to girls, you don't look at people to shoot, shake down several people opposite, or a whirlwind slam dunk that does not regret it, and the direct performance is full and handsome to burst, which can attract cheers and likes from many girls.

Of course, the premise is that you are handsome, and if a girl often comes to see you play, then congratulations, you have managed to capture the heart of this girl with your outstanding basketball skills.

Really, the love in the school period is so simple, so pure, without a little impurity, as long as you have an outstanding specialty, you can capture the hearts of girls, so that girls like you, like you are good at drawing, good at writing, etc., you can do it.

And when you get out of society, it will be different, the requirements are the same, very simple, nothing more than to have a house, a car and a deposit, which can be summarized in one word, that is, money.

As long as you don't have money, no girl will like you, the older the girl is, the more things she experiences, the more she understands the importance of money, those pure youth, if you miss it, you will never go back.

In society, no matter how handsome you look and how well you play basketball, as long as you have no money, everything is useless.

There are many handsome people in society, and there are many good basketball players, not too many of you, no more of you, but few of you are really rich, so everyone knows which is more important and how to choose.

Just ask, are you handsome enough to eat? You say to be a duck, so what girl is willing to find a duck to be a boyfriend? If you think other girls are dirty, then girls won't think you're dirty?

You say you play basketball well, then you can't go to the national basketball team to play for the country, what's the use of your basketball playing well? Which unit requires that the recruitment requirement is to say that it requires a good basketball game? Except for physical education teachers.

And when you really work, there are not many opportunities to use basketball, at most you can show off at corporate events, or play basketball to relax after school, and there is no way to convert it into money.

Therefore, there are always many people who have experienced it and say that the love in the campus period is really the truest and purest.

Thinking of this, Li Xincheng pulled out the thickest and most difficult to learn from the many books.

Li Xincheng: "Okay, I'll study hard, and I'll teach you after I learn, do you know if you can do it, just ask me, I'm a scholar, no, I'm a god!" ”

Yu Peijia: "Okay, then please ask Li Xueshen." ”

Li Xincheng: "The old sister is polite." ”

After ending the chat with Yu Peijia, Li Xincheng unpacked the new packaging of the book, opened the cover of the book, and wrote his name in the blank space on the first page.

Don't underestimate the name written by Li Xincheng, this is not simple, it means a new beginning, from a book, whether the name is written or not, you can see a person's learning attitude.

Li Xincheng is undoubtedly the kind with a particularly good learning attitude, not only the name is written on the cover of the book, but also the name is written on the seam of the book.

Turning to the introduction of the book, Li Xincheng took a cursory look at it, and barely knew the intention of the person who wrote the book, he wanted Li Xincheng to die.

After thinking about it for a long time, Li Xincheng decided that it is better to write the names of other books first, this learning attitude must be correct, writing the name can make the teacher see your good learning attitude, why not?

After writing all the books with his name, Li Xincheng opened one of the books that he read more pleasantly, Introduction to Linguistics.

Turning the first chapter, Li Xincheng roughly browsed it, well, the writing is not bad, Li Xincheng knows every word, there are no new words that he doesn't know, very good, easy to understand, no rare words, good, it seems that the person who wrote the book is still very approachable, very considerate of the students.

Turn over, the second page, the same, Li Xincheng knows every word, what is literary skills? This is called literary skills, countless words, Li Xincheng can proudly say that in this book, it is very rare to be able to stump his own font, and there may not even be any, this is Li Xincheng's cultural self-confidence as a scholar, no, a god.

Without a person with profound literary skills for more than ten years, he will never be as confident as Li Xincheng, you go to find someone who has not graduated from elementary school, you look at him who dares to say the words of this book, do you know all of them?

Relying on the ability to read ten lines at a glance when he had a systematic practice before, Li Xincheng spent two hours reluctantly reading through the book, and also had a rough understanding of the whole book, knowing what each chapter was about and so on.

Of course, as for the detailed part of each chapter, I don't know much about it, but this is already good, compared to most ordinary people, Li Xincheng is already much more outstanding.

Of course, if Li Xincheng's system is still in place, Li Xincheng will definitely be much stronger than it is now.

It is no exaggeration to say that if Li Xincheng's system is still there, then every word that appears in this book, which sentence appears on which page of the book, and a word appears several times in the book, Li Xincheng can say it one by one, and even reciting it backwards is not too much of a problem.

No way, this is what Li Xincheng had before, an omnipotent system in learning, and reading books comes with an enhanced version of the unforgettable.

After reading this book once, Li Xincheng was not in a hurry to read it a second time, and he still needed to give his brain a period of time to digest it.

Li Xincheng turned on his mobile phone, and the people he took the initiative to add in the group had already agreed to his application, and some even took the initiative to send messages to greet Li Xincheng.

Li Xincheng naturally replied one by one, but it seems that because the reply was a little late, some people may have already slept, so Li Xincheng received very few replies, and only two people gave Li Xincheng a reply.

Li Xincheng sent a good night to those who did not reply to his message, which can be regarded as sending his most sincere wishes, and by the way, he also said hello to them.

After all, if you add someone else, others take the initiative to greet you, but because you want to study, you put others aside and don't reply to others, which is embarrassing and impolite.

And sending them a good night can alleviate this embarrassment and impoliteness, and people will politely reply to you a good morning when they see the message in the morning, which is equivalent to leaving a room for each other to speak, which can be regarded as laying a good foundation for cordial and friendly exchanges between each other in the future!