Chapter 53 Coaxing Wife Xiaoza No. 2
Since Shen Muzhou officially announced the news that his wife was 5 weeks pregnant, Ruan Sixian applied for the benefits of weekends and weekends in the department.
Early in the morning, Shen Muzhou had just finished taking a shower when he saw a message for help from his neighbor Lao Xu on his mobile phone.
Lao Xu, in order to thank Ruan Sixian for telling him in time, about the family event that his wife was pregnant, he came to Shen Muzhou to ask about everything recently, and on New Year's Day, the two of them pushed and pulled downstairs to divorce, and now they are not leaving, but Lao Xu's wife still did not forgive him.
"Old Shen! You say my wife has been ignoring me, but what can I do? ”
Shen Muzhou walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, glanced at the sleeping little girl, pulled his lips and smiled, and his thumb drew a ghost on the mobile phone screen.
"Ignoring you means that you didn't get the idea."
"Or maybe it's the wrong way."
- "Last night, when I saw that she ignored me, I slept on my own, but she came into the house and kicked me in the ass, and said, 'Do I allow you to sleep?' No matter how much I try to coax it, I can't coax it. So much so that Lao Tzu didn't dare to close his eyes all night! ”
Shen Muzhou pursed his lips and replied triumphantly: "Then what should I do?" Keep up the coaxing! ”
However, a man with such a good face as him is a man who will never turn to the community for help.
Of course, I won't reveal my wife's trick for free!
Recently, he has been working out a hundred ways to coax his wife, and last night, he has already practiced the first one, telling his wife a mythical story she likes before going to bed!
Although watching his wife look obsessed with Zeus is disgusting, vinegar flies......
For breakfast, Shen Muzhou cooked two bowls of wontons.
Dai Zesheng rubbed his eyes and came to Shen's house with a look of not waking up, and when he saw the wontons on the table, he didn't say anything, so he dragged Shen Muzhou's bowl from the table to the front, sat down and ate, "Hmm! Lao Shen's cooking wontons is getting better, praise one. ”
As he spoke, he gave Shen Muzhou a thumbs up.
Ruan Sixian looked back at the dizzy man and laughed, "Mr. Dai, if you like it, let Shen Muzhou cook you another bowl." ”
"Dream! You don't stop eating in the morning, right? ”
Shen Muzhou muttered in his mouth, turned around and turned on the stove again, and cooked himself a bowl again.
Ruan Sixian looked at Dai Ze's raw Daili and snored, and joked: "Mr. Dai, have you washed your face?" ”
"Nope! When you're full, go back and get some sleep. Dai Zesheng grinned.
“……”
Shen Muzhou saw Ruan Sixian's mouth cracking in shock, and he used the big soup spoon in his hand to knock Dai Zesheng to rewind.
It's the same as one night, I don't wash my face and don't brush my teeth.
Next time, did you even forget to wear your pants and come to his house?!
Ruan Sixian felt a little in her heart, pinched her nose and buried her head in her head and continued to eat.
After a few clicks, he solved the ravioli for one night, and then said, "Uncle! I went to the terrace to digest my food. ”
As soon as the smoke flickered outside.
Seeing this, Dai Zesheng smiled very proudly, and Shen Muzhou, who was sitting down, asked with a thief's smile: "I don't think this girl is pregnant yet." ”
Shen Muzhou's hand holding the chopsticks wanted to poke the long-tongued man again, kicked his nose and said, "You are more powerful than the director of their obstetrics and gynecology department??" ”
"Hey,...... Not really. ”
"And how do you see that?"
"Isn't that simple? You look at yourself, day by day as if you have eaten honey, sewing people is a smiling face. ”
Shen Muzhou looked at him inexplicably, "Could it be that I still cry when I look at others?" ”
"You're half right!" Dai Zesheng said mysteriously with an expert look: "Look at Lao Xu again, isn't his wife pregnant, do you see that his face stinks now?" It's like a wolf without meat! Everyone is resentful, why is it resentful? ”
"Did you know?!"
"Not only I know, but everyone in our community knows that his wife is pregnant! Because your wife said that the first three months of pregnancy are dangerous, and husbands and wives can't do that, so Lao Xu has been deflated recently! Do you think he can be happy after ten months of deflating? ”
Dai Zesheng continued: "Look at you again, how happy are you every day? ”
"I must have eaten candy at night!"
Shen Muzhou's deep gaze stared at the neighbor opposite the door, and it took a long time to breathe a sigh of relief.
"Hurry up after eating!"
Dai Zesheng was scolded, but he did go out of the Shen family humming a song.
Ruan Sixian was walking on the terrace, Shen Muzhou came out after cleaning up the kitchen and hugged her shoulder, "It's such a good weather today, let's go out to play?" ”
"Didn't you say you were going to Lao Zhang's house for dinner at noon?"
"Fool, we can go out for a walk in the morning."
"Shall we go to the bakery outside the community?" The foodie suddenly recalled the surrounding shops in his mind.
Shen Muzhou twisted the tip of her nose a little red, and her eyes were soft, "Okay." ”
It's just that I have to buy some more to go home, and by the way, take a bag and feed it to the slacker on the other side.
He was so hungry that he came to his house to eat!
Ruan Sixian is right to think about it, that is, in recent days, her life has become so leisurely.
So, he went back to the house and took his coat to put on, and took Shen Muzhou's men downstairs to bask in the sun.
When I went downstairs, I ran into Ms. Ye on the third floor.
Ms. Ye also just returned home from a business trip, and after breakfast, she was ready to go out to meet friends.
When I saw Ruan Sixian, I said with great regret, "Oops! Xianxian, if you're not pregnant, I'll find someone to help you shape your body! ”
Ruan Sixian sneered, "Am I not in good shape?" ”
"It's not about your current figure, I mean you're going to be a bride in the first month, and you have to have that kind of temperament in a wedding dress, you know?" Ms. Ye gestured in front of the two of them, and told the girl with body language that the bride must have a gentle temperament, "You haven't heard before, many brides have to practice their bodies before they get married?" ”
"There are even brides-to-be who are going to learn the tea ceremony."
This time, Ruan Sixian understood what she meant.
Shen Muzhou hurriedly accosted, "It's okay! When we get married, we can wear wedding dresses, and if we have a big belly, we can wear our traditional wedding dresses! Anyway, I'm prepared for both of these options. ”
After speaking, Ms. Ye also nodded clearly and parted with them.
Shen Muzhou looked at the car shadow that disappeared in the distance and disappeared quickly, and suddenly returned to Lao Xu's resentful face.
Ruan Sixian's little face was suddenly uneasy, and she was still a little entangled: "Uncle, does the bride really want to learn the tea ceremony?" ”
"Hmm...... Whatever you want, you can't trust all these women, and you can't ignore them. ”
"Then should I go to the gym to get in shape, or learn the tea ceremony?"
Shen Muzhou could only say the word "casual", and then he saw a few big men coming over.
The other party was also very enthusiastic, and he waved at Shen Muzhou from afar, "Hey! Lao Shen, why are you so interested today, and you are leading your little wife downstairs to bask in the sun. ”
Ruan Sixian's little face was filled with a sweet smile, and she tightened her arms around Shen Muzhou.
Who knows, Shen Muzhou had a gloomy expression, glanced at a few people who came over casually, and said coldly: "A few of you, are you discussing going downstairs to walk together?!" ”