Chapter 503: Merge into the Monkey Pack

It seems that the charm of "barbecue" is too great to be irresistible, and now there is almost no one in this lemur tribe who does not know that there is a "barbecue monkey", and it is roasted for everyone to eat for free.

Obviously, now Su San and "Yingzi" want to eat a piece of barbecue here, it is really "difficult", and there are countless hungry "hungry ghosts" with green eyes all around, so they have to fill their stomachs before coming here.

And in the past two days, there are a few monkeys who love to pat on the back, each snatching a piece of barbecue meat from Su San's hand and offering it to their master, one of those "contenders for the throne", so that these guys who have fought for their heads and blood have tasted the delicious food from the "world", because "barbecue" is one of the delicacies of human beings, and this group of lemurs can actually taste it, which is really "commendable", although it is not added with salt and spicy and other condiments.

Naturally, there are also loyal "minions" who give the barbecue to the old monkey king to taste, and they are ahead of those "new king" competitors, but unfortunately the old monkey king is seriously ill and has no appetite, no matter how good the food is in front of him, he can only take a look, and has no appetite and heart to eat.

Seeing that the old monkey king is not as good as a day, and may leave at any time, those few scrappy monkey cubs have stepped up the pace of fighting for the throne, in order to increase the bargaining chips for victory, they simply "gang up", and finally naturally formed two camps, and each camp has exactly three competitors, and these three competitors first reached an internal agreement to select the most capable competitor, and the other two competitors "made way" for him, and also assisted him to compete for the throne.

In this way, the two armies faced each other, with clear banners, fierce competition, and did not give in to each other, holding each other, so that the entire monkey tribe suddenly fell into a predicament of turmoil and turmoil.

Su San seems to be indifferent to this, and is still doing his "barbecue business" that makes money at a loss......

However, the lemurs who came to join in the fun today to "eat and drink" were shocked to find that Su San came "empty-handed", the lemurs were immediately shocked and angry, and they surrounded him to question, some also pushed and rubbed his back, and even beat him, the lynx "heroic" really couldn't stand it, so he roared at this group of scoundrels and monkeys, and there was a tendency to open their mouths to bite the lemurs, so frightened that the lemurs had to let go of Su San, pushed aside, and looked at the female lynx with teeth and claws in fear”。

Su San smiled disapprethoughtly and said, "Guys, it's not that I don't want to barbecue meat for you to eat, but because the materials in my hands are all used up, the dry firewood is gone, and small animals are rarely caught." Why don't you go get some dry branches and leaves, and some fresh game, the freshly killed wild animals, and I'll barbecue them for you?" ”

When the lemurs heard this, they were immediately at a loss, looked at each other, and couldn't make up their minds, because they were used to eating ready-made, and this time they had to do it themselves, which felt very unaccustomed.

Seeing this situation, Su San sighed, deliberately used the "agitation method" and said: "Since you are unwilling, then I will go back, and I will never come again, and you will never want to eat barbecue again." As soon as he had finished speaking, he stood up and walked out......

Just then, an older lemur stood up and said, "Wait a minute, we can consider helping you find dry wood and fresh game, but we also have a request, you have to teach us how to make a fire and roast meat." ”

Su San immediately turned around and said with a smile: "No problem, I agree to your request." ”

In this way, Su San went from hunting alone to barbecue game to teaching lemurs to learn to do this by himself, which is called "teaching people to fish" is better than "teaching people to fish".

Three days later, the old monkey king died of a sudden illness, and the competition between the two factions for the throne became even more fierce, almost to the level of "life and death".

Although after the death of the old monkey king, there was a group of lemurs who "saw the wind and steered" to join the two camps, but there was still a group of diehard fans of the old monkey king, the number of monkeys was about eighty, they were unwilling to join any faction, but they were willing to obey the command of the widow of the old monkey king, the queen's female lemur "Tang Xin", this situation surprised Su San very much, so he decided to help the female lemur "Tang Xin" defeat the other two groups of lemur gangs vying for the throne, one of which is called the "look at the stupid" monkey gang, and the other is called the "look at the stupid" monkey gang.

There are 250 big and small supporters under the "look stupid" subordinates, and there are exactly 250 fans under the "look at the stupid" subordinates, all of them are 250, they are equal, the combat power is similar, the tactics are the same, the stalemate is inseparable, and the victory is difficult to distinguish.

These two groups of dumb melons fought back and forth, but they made no progress, but they made the entire lemur tribe "smoky miasma", "monkey hearts panic", "people are not happy", and there is no good result in the future.

Su San applied to join the monkey faction of the queen's female lemur "Tang Xin", and was naturally warmly accepted by "Tang Xin", with his "three-inch tongue", Su San soon won the trust of "Tang Xin" and was hired as a "military advisor" to give her advice to deal with the two groups of monkeys who "look stupid" and "look stupid".

As the saying goes: fortresses are breached from within. According to this reason, Su San personally went out and interviewed the other two subordinates who were both "stupid" and "stupid" in the name of giving away "barbecue skewers" for free, and interviewed the other two subordinates who were both "stupid" and "stupid" - former contenders for the throne, quietly rebelled against them, and promised them some huge benefits, among which the most tempting "bait" - the most beautiful female lemur in the tribe, the youngest and most beautiful princess of the deceased old monkey king "love greasy silk", this bargaining chip is simply too heavy, because almost all male lemurs in this lemur tribe like it" Love greasy silk", she is almost the "goddess" in their hearts, as soon as they heard that the "rebellion" against their own leader, there is such a great benefit, one by one suddenly like drunk, as if falling into the wonderful colorful clouds, there is no need to use your head to think about the problem, just use your ass to think for a second, naturally there is no reason not to agree.

In this way, Su San adopted this very vicious "salary draw from the bottom of the kettle", and soon within two days, the two fighting lemur factions "fell apart", "looking stupid" and "looking stupid" were killed by their two right-hand men at night, and the four "rebel generals" and almost all the lemurs of the two factions returned to the banner of the queen's female lemur "Tang Xin", and jointly supported "Tang Xin" as the leader of the tribe, and a lemur queen was born.

In this battle, the "military division" Su Sanju made great contributions, he did not spend "a single shot or bullet", and only relied on his "three-inch incorruptible tongue" tongue, he immediately succeeded, so that the two seemingly powerful "enemies" collapsed without a fight, disarmed and surrendered, and a big crisis was easily solved by him.