Chapter 154: Sincerely grab food with me?
Chentangguan, the general military office.
In a firewood house deep in the compound, it became Nezha's residence.
There's no way, Nezha's little temper is very short-tempered, he can smash things when he is born, and his destructive power is stronger than that of Jinzha and Muzha together!
The decorations in the General Soldier's Mansion were all bought by Li Jing at a great price, and they were all valuable objects.
In the past two days, Nezha fell in the east and west, but Li Jing was distressed, and finally he had no choice but to lock him up in the firewood room.
"Nezha, little master, it's time to eat. The housekeeper Lao Li walked into the firewood room with a pile of food.
"I won't eat, let me starve to death!"
Nezha punched Lao Li out, and the food was scattered all over the ground.
Lao Li is old, where can he withstand Nezha's toss, and he sighed helplessly and found Li Jing.
"Master, go and see the little master, it's been three days, and if you don't eat or drink, it's not a matter if you go on like this!"
Li Jing sighed when he heard this, what could he do if he didn't eat or drink for three days? Nezha himself wanted to go on a hunger strike, so he couldn't pour it into his mouth.
Mrs. Yin and Mo Ying were also in a hurry, and for three days, the two took turns to do homework for Nezha, wanting him to eat, but Nezha just didn't eat oil and salt!
"I said do you want to get mixed up? I came to your General Military Mansion as soon as the Zhenguo Mage came to your General Soldier's Mansion, and no one picked me up, it's too much!" Long Jiuyao pushed the door and walked in, seeing their dark faces one by one, and asked with a smile: "What's the matter?" You don't seem to be very happy to see me. ”
Li Jing smiled: "How come, why did you come back so soon, I haven't had time to go to Chaoge City recently, I don't know if there is anything big going on?"
Long Jiuyao and Li Jing are now colleagues in the same unit, and they have more topics together.
"Except for Bigan being gouged out by the King of the Ring, nothing else is a big deal. ”
"! Bigan has been gouged out? That's the imperial uncle of the King of Xuan!" Li Jing's eyes widened, and his mouth was bigger than a goose egg: "Isn't this going against the sky!"
"Anyway, the king is about to play himself to death. After Long Jiuyao finished speaking, he looked around and asked, "Eh, where is the young hero Xiao Nezha?"
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General Soldier's Mansion Firewood Room.
"Squeak!"
Long Jiuyao pushed open the door and walked into the firewood room with a roast chicken.
Nezha squatted in the corner, facing the wall and said impatiently: "I said I won't eat, go out, give me out!"
"People are iron and rice are steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic. Long Jiuyao tore off a piece of chicken leg and put it in his mouth, chewing it while chirping and said, "Don't you really eat it?" ”
"Uncle Yao, when did you come back?" asked Nezha in surprise.
Long Jiuyao didn't know how this little guy could be so close to him, and said with a smile: "I just came back, I heard that you are on a hunger strike, let's see what the situation is." ”
"It's not that white-bearded old man Taiyi Zhenren!" Nezha pouted and said, "I have to be forced to learn spells from him every day, it's annoying!"
Since Nezha was born, Taiyi Zhenren has been thinking about him, and he will come to the General Military Mansion every day, saying that he will teach Nezha to learn spells.
It may be that the ghost spirit bead is a god of Taoism, or it may be that Nezha felt a little unhappy because he was put on his neck by Taiyi Zhenren, and he was working against Taiyi Zhenren everywhere.
No one will give face, Taiyi Zhenren will come once, and Nezha will scold once.
If there is a intention to do it, Taiyi Zhenren will curse and torture Nezha with the vajra circle.
Because of this, Nezha's impression of Taiyi Zhenren is very poor!
Long Jiuyao was not afraid of adding fuel to the matter: "You don't beat him if you force you to learn spells?"
Nezha pointed to the diamond ring around his neck and said helplessly: "I want to beat him too, but this diamond circle is so annoying! Every time that stinky old man curses, my neck looks like it's going to be broken!"
Long Jiuyao also felt a little pain when he heard this, this vajra circle is a Taoist magic weapon, it is extremely hard, Long Jiuyao once used the power of thunder and lightning to shatter it, what can I do?
There is! Long Jiuyao suddenly remembered that there was a kind of spell called the Seventy-two Transformations of the Earth Evil! Sun Wukong's unique secret book, no one should have known it in the era of the flood famine.
However, the seventy-two changes of the earth shatter are too difficult, Long Jiuyao has not learned it yet, and he has not taken the time to study it, but he is very proficient in the thirty-six changes of Tiangang.
"Nezha, Uncle Yao will teach you a set of spells in a while, and you will follow Uncle Yao. Long Jiuyao said and began to chant the spell.
Nezha grinned and muttered a spell like Long Jiuyao, and a few seconds later, there was a "bang", and a puff of white smoke rose from the spot. Long Jiuyao and Nezha turned into two little bees.
"Bell Boom ......"
The Vajra Circle fell to the ground and spun around a few times.
The two little bees flapped their wings and looked at each other in the air, Long Jiuyao didn't expect Nezha to be so smart!
This talent really made Long Jiuyao envious.
At this time, the voice of Taiyi Zhenren came from outside the firewood room.
"Nezha, what are you doing my apprentice?" Taiyi Zhenren pushed open the door and saw that there was no one in the house, and said suspiciously: "Huh...... What about people?"
When the words fell, Taiyi Zhenren saw the diamond circle that fell to the ground, and he was shocked: Nezha ran away! But how did he break free of the diamond circle?
Long Jiu Yao glanced at Nezha in the air, and made eye contact, which roughly meant as follows:
Nezha: Uncle Yao, can I sting him?
Long Jiuyao: Sting him!
"Buzz ......"
Taiyi Zhenren listened to the buzzing sound in his ears, and then felt a tingling pain in his arm, and then his face and ass.
"Oh my mother, it hurts me to death!" Taiyi Zhenren covered his face and ran out.
Long Jiuyao and Nezha changed back into human form, looking at the back of Taiyi Zhenren fleeing in a hurry, and couldn't help laughing.
After a while, Taiyi Zhenren came back again, followed by Li Jing, Mrs. Yin and Mo Ying.
After Li Jing, who was anxious, saw Nezha, he turned to Taiyi Zhenren and said, "Master Taiyi, how can you talk nonsense, and say that my Nezha secretly ran away, isn't he standing here in a good manner?"
Taiyi Zhenren was also a little puzzled, but he quickly reacted, and the two bees must have been changed by Long Jiuyao and Nezha.
Thinking of this Taiyi Zhenren, he can't help but look at Nezha with admiration, he understands the art of change at such a young age, and his son can be taught!
"Old man Taiyi, why are you here again?" Long Jiuyao raised his head and asked.
Taiyi Zhenren said arrogantly: "Hmph, I'm coming to see my apprentice, what's the matter, can't you?"
"Your apprentice, don't be ashamed!" Long Jiuyao looked at Nezha and asked with a smile, "Big nephew, is this bad old man your master?"
Nezha shook his head very dryly and said, "No, I don't know him at all." ”
"You were originally the reincarnation of the spirit bead under my seat, but now you don't recognize me as a master!
"Old man, don't play a scoundrel, even if Nezha is the reincarnation of Lingzhuzi, it is also a matter of the previous life, and now he is my eldest nephew!"
Taiyi Zhenren said with a gloomy face: "Boy, I have endured you again and again, are you sincere in grabbing food with me?"