Chapter Ninety-Five: Extraneous Branches
This is an old face that has gone through the vicissitudes of life, full of ravines, frozen by the cold wind, a sauce purple.
"It's not her......" I asked Xiao Anzi.
"No, no, it was a white face just now, absolutely not!" Xiao Anzi is definitely not.
"This ......" I hesitated and put down my mother-in-law, and looked at the burning paper again.
"You ...... You ......" The mother-in-law who was put down got up in fright and ran forward with a smoke.
"No, it's her, it's her who has changed her face!" As I saw the runaway mother-in-law, I shouted and chased after her.
Why isn't it, I think what she babbled just now is basically the same as what she chattered on the street that night, what a juanzi, and don't make any more aunts and things like that.
"No, no, Sister Liu, you listen to her running voice, there is a sound on the ground, and it is clearly a little white person!" Xiao Anzi chased after me from behind.
"That's weird too, keep up." I shouted and followed.
In this way, we chased into a village, and we followed directly to the mother-in-law's house.
Seeing us coming up, the mother-in-law hid back.
"Let's go to Xiangtangkou, tell me quickly, what's going on in your family, what kind of little Juanzi died and came back to make trouble?" As I entered the house, I shouted loudly.
Something is wrong, never right!
It's not that I'm nosy, but I think that the mysterious mother-in-law who has always been visible to me just wants to tell me something.
What peach blossom and jade girl runs thousands of miles, and you can't be a girl, how can you go to the main tomb of Naluo, this seems to be talking about me.
Aren't I going to travel thousands of miles to find the third master?
The other is the tomb of the main Luo, the tomb of the main Luo, which reminds me of the letter paper left by the potter's carpenter in Liangyou Village, under the Gongling Ridge, with the third master.
Isn't there a thousand tombs mentioned above, Luo Wuchen
"The ...... of the entrance of the incense hall Great God? When the old woman heard this, she glared at me in shock.
"Well, it's the great god, tell me what's strange in your family, why do you want to burn paper in the forest without a tomb and no owner?" I looked around and came to a small tablet standing on an old chest.
"He Dujuan, this is your dead little granddaughter?" Looking at the name on the small tablet, I asked again.
"Mmmmmm, it's my poor granddaughter, poor child, I lost my parents when I was young, I pulled up a handful of and urine, but when I was ten years old, I inexplicably fell into the puddle in front and drowned, hey, my life is short, a family of three has a short life, I can't blame anyone, but this girl is dead, but she grabbed her aunt and didn't let go, and made her aunt bedridden for three days, no, three days ago, she started to make trouble again, this time the big trouble, it's Yangge and play, cry when you cry, sing when you rap, it's not good, I don't think about burning some paper for the girl, and see if the girl will let her aunt go, otherwise I won't be able to live this day! As I asked again, the old woman came back to her senses, looked at me and said.
"Where is her aunt's house, take me there." As soon as I heard this, I turned to thought.
"It's right next door, and there's a yard next door!" When the old woman heard this, she looked at me and walked out.
"Sister Liu?" The tabloid horse called me.
"It's fine." I said yes, I followed the old woman out, and went straight to the next yard.
It was a very spacious three-room house, and before I could enter the house, I heard the house humming and singing.
"Listen, God, that's it, or just laugh, laugh endlessly, you have to laugh back your anger every time, hey, what the hell is going on!" As the door opened and entered the house, the old woman said.
"Old woman, what are you doing, are you going to burn paper for that dead girl?" And as we entered the house, a man in his forties shouted fiercely.
"It's burned, it's burned, I just came back, and I met two great gods of Xiangtang halfway, thinking of showing your daughter-in-law." When she saw the man who spoke ill of her, the old woman turned around and pointed to us with a very timid expression.
"Hmph, you can look at it, it's like the last few times, it's a few calves, the incense money is spent, and nothing should be done." The man with evil words looked at me and Xiao Anzidao.
"Beat him, my little brother Ma beat him up for me, let him be honest first!" Looking at the man's ugly face, I raised my eyes to look at the woman who was twisting and singing at the bottom of the house, and shouted that Huang Yingtong beat this man violently.
It's so hateful, he calls his mother and wife, and he can't shout.
Such ungrateful and unfilial people are not beaten!
"Okay!"
The tabloid horse agreed to step forward, and then jumped high and beat the man.
It was a slap that chirped, and instantly beat a man to his nose and mouth, and covered his head.
"Oh, yes, what's wrong, why are you still beating people, don't you dare to do this, don't dare to do this!" The old woman was so frightened that she stepped forward and pulled wildly.
"Huang Yingtong, you ask him if he is convinced, and if he is satisfied, he will ask Xiangtang to settle for his family, and if he is not satisfied, he will continue to cut it!" As I looked at the twisting and singing woman a few times, I said coldly.
I was very annoyed, I was worried that the third master was worried, and this happened again.
Anyway, I'm afraid of missing something.
Because the white paper left by the yellow carpenter was indeed put away by the third master.
can manage it, but I have no clue, and the situation is uneven, and I don't know if I can manage it.
"Obey, I'm convinced, obedient, obedient, don't fight, let's fight again!" As soon as he heard me, the man shouted tightly.
"Sister Liu......" tabloid Ma Huang Yingtong stopped and came to me to look at me.
I understood what he meant, he was afraid that this incense would not work.
I smiled bitterly and shook my head, then motioned to my mother-in-law to find a fragrant rice bowl, lit it with incense, and sat on the chair.
"Xiaobaoma, it's all up to you to answer the right thing in the middle!" As I sat down, I closed my eyes slightly and commanded.
"Well, okay, I'll try!" Huang Yingtong nodded reluctantly.
"Alas...... The big horse is tied to the plane tree, the pony is tied to the hanging horse pole, the jade high pole is hung with a horse whip, and then the forage is added, go forward, go forward, the Seven Star Douyuan is at ease, the immortals are seated, the old handsome of the Hu family is busy holding the order flag in his hand, and the call to report the horse is thoughtful......"
And as I finished instructing the tabloid horse, I took a few breaths of incense and sang it all over my body.
"Alas...... Hurry up and go to Xue Mountain, don't be tired and tired, let's help the class, it doesn't matter if we are tired and tired, our Juntang general has no one to serve and no one to move......"
And as I sang here with a very good tune, the tabloid Ma Huang Yingtong knocked on the table with his hand, and Bang Bang Bang sang "Alas...... It doesn't matter if the horse hears it, he hurriedly takes over the order flag, runs out with the flag in his hand, and comes to the two wolf teeth and two passes, the two passes are watched, Erlang Nezha comes to stand on duty, Erlang leads the roaring dog, Nezha steps on the wind and fire ring, Erlang Nezha flashes, put into a Shao man and a Shaoxian, is to go forward, go forward, come to the three wolf teeth and three passes, there are people on the three passes, the stove king and his wife are strict, the stove prince, the face is black, the head of the room horn foot tooth ash pile, the stove king's grandmother has a white face, the head of the head of the room horn foot on the pot table......"
"Alas...... You let me praise the poster horse into Sanjiang Mansion, mess up the line and make things clear, I don't know what the fairy family is for, you let me tiger eat the world, and there is nowhere to go down, a little confused, you let me make my second monk, I can't even figure out my head, if you lack something, you know a voice, as long as you can say it, the owner of burning incense can agree, if your disciple's words offend you, you fall off the horse three times to say a clear, she agrees to whatever conditions you propose, if you want to say that there is a grudge with the owner of burning incense, the owner of burning incense can not admit it, I think they haven't beaten your Hu generals, injured your Huang family soldiers, and didn't throw aside your Chang Python snake waist broken three knots, and they are not ashamed to Qu Death Rouge Soul and Qingfeng, usually go to the grave and fill the soil, and send paper money to the tomb on the New Year's Day, and I don't know what to offend the fairy family so bitterly, I don't fall off the horse to talk about something, and I don't have anything to say to the horse, you make me cloudy, the paper paste yarn lamp is stuffy, and the head of the fly is headless......"
"No, no, Sister Liu, I can't be invited, I don't have Xiao Anzi's two hits, it won't work!" And with a lot of effort to sing here, the tabloid Ma Huang Yingtong wiped the very fine beads of sweat on his forehead.
"It's ......," I was speechless.
It seems that without Xiao Anzi, a soldier of the two gods, this incense thing really can't be done.
"Hey, I have the Buddha on my head, Guanyin in my heart, Emperor Zhenwu in front of me, Laojun behind me, Qinglong on the left, Tiger God on the right, the immortal family is here, please protect the Dharma!"
And as I was speechless and looked at the sweat-drenched tabloid horse, the woman who had been twisting her waist on the ground sang in a very familiar voice......