Chapter 1: Let's have a Fahai
Xia Yu and Zhang Shan looked at the rocket bungee jumping in the amusement park, when the rocket was launched, they watched the two young men in the bungee cabin crying wolf, and the steel cable connecting the bungee cabin retracted under the pull of the machinery, and the bungee cabin was launched to the highest point in a very short time. After sending people to a high place, the steel cable was replayed, and the entire bungee cabin descended at the speed of free fall, and rose again before reaching the ground, after the bungee cabin was ejected up and down, it continued to roll back and forth and rotate more excitingly, listening to the death-threatening screams of the two young men, Xia Yu felt his heart pounding, as if he was about to jump out of his chest.
Xia Yu felt that the bungee jumping cabin was like a naughty leather ball, the steel cables on both sides seemed to be skipping rope, and this rocket bungee jumping was actually just a naughty ball jumping rope. If you ignore the screams of the ghost crying wolf and the howl of the wolf trying to scare the dog, Xia Yu feels that rocket bungee jumping is still quite a naughty sport.
Watching Zhang Shan go to line up, Xia Yu's legs trembled a little, some frightened, his face was cold, and a sense of cold terror rose out of nowhere in this hot summer.
The young and handsome Zhang Shan asked, "Do you want to challenge the excitement of this bungee rocket?" ”
Xia Yu was a little hesitant, he wanted to challenge but wanted to retreat even more, but looking at the bungee cabin more than 100 meters above the ground, Xia Yu swallowed his saliva, looking at Zhang Shan's expectant eyes, Xia Yu looked at death as if he were home: "Okay, I'll give up my life to accompany the gentleman, go, go and line up." ”
When the bungee capsule had risen to the air, Xia Yu looked at the tourists the size of ants below, and Xia Yu felt that he was already dying. Xia Yu listened to Zhang Shan on the side and said, "It's about to start, if you're afraid, close your eyes." ”
Feeling the care and temperature from Zhang Shan's palm, Xia Yu closed his eyes, and then felt that the bungee cabin he was in began to catapult up and down quickly under the shaking and pulling of the steel cable. Xia Yu closed his eyes and clenched his fists tightly and screamed, feeling that his soul was not possessed, he felt that he had been freed from the shackles of the earth's gravity, and was thrown into the dark and cold space at high speed, Xia Yu asked Zhang Shan for help, looking at Zhang Shan's indifferent iceberg face, he was indifferent at all, without any rescue action and the slightest concern, Xia Yu's heart drifted into the abyss of no return......
Xia Yu woke up in a cold sweat on his forehead, Zhang Shan had already gone to work, Xia Yu was paralyzed in bed for a while, and finally got up with a lot of determination and was ready to wash the dishes.
Xia Yu likes to have a good rest and relax during the holidays, but unfortunately after arriving in the living room, Xia Yu just wants to die headbutt.
Looking at the mess in the living room, looking at the toy fragments scattered everywhere, the ravaged jelly mud scattered on the sofa cover, looking at the socks, shoes, and small slippers that were thrown at random, as well as melon seeds, pine nuts, pistachios, pecans, and batan wood scattered all over the ground, mixed with apple peels that were eaten into small pieces the size of fingernails and discarded, as well as the yogurt graffiti paintings that were being carried out on Xiaodu and TV, the half-eaten candies stuck to the stool, and the bezoar antidote pills, diet tablets, etc. Cold medicine and hand cream are mixed together with bibimbap, and there are graffiti on the white walls, and there is no place for the sofa coffee table and broken glasses.
Xia Yu really wanted to hold his head that was about to explode now, and suppressed the desire to scream "ahhhhhh
Xia Yu didn't expect that he still admired himself very much, and now he was still in the mood to take away the blurry and sticky mobile phone from Xiaoyuan's hand and take pictures immediately. Then shouted in the circle of friends: "God, let's have a Fahai." Turn me into a white snake and put me in the Leifeng Tower. ”
With the picture of the messy living room, it immediately attracted a response from the circle of friends. One of the older male colleagues teased: "You want your son to be the champion in the future, well, you think about the beauty." ”
Xia Yu responded with a bitter gourd face: "This is my extravagant hope, but it's a pity that modern society can't find such a good relative who values love and righteousness." ”
As soon as Xia Yu replied to his old colleague, he saw several likes and a lot of responses. A few of his college roommates are quite idle right now, and they are the first to respond. Everyone got married and had children almost in a few years. Although Xia Yu married early, he gave birth late. Therefore, the children of the three college roommates are almost the same size as Xiaoyuan of their own family, and they are all mischievous scourges, and they have persuaded:
"Xia Yu, this is biological, you must hold back."
"Xia Yu, the children are like this, your baby is more Sven, you didn't see the photo I sent a few days ago, the sliding doors of my wardrobe have been unloaded by my stinky boy, God knows where he got such strength, I don't know if he will be a strong man in the future?"
"Child, it's all like this, relax and grow up."
Looking at the replies of his college roommates, Xia Yu couldn't help but laugh, they were all experiencing the pain of being a mother.
Xia Yu was amused by his roommate's words, and finally stopped being irritable and gained some comfort. At this time, his mother actually said: "The child is not naughty, and he has no interest in growing up." ”
Hearing his mother's words, Xia Yu had a feeling of anger, he knew that he was talking coldly, thinking that he and his mother were still in the Cold War period, Xia Yu decided not to respond.
At this time, my high school friend and colleague suggested: "I just signed up for a painting training class, an ice skating class and a taekwondo training class for my baby, I don't expect him to learn any useful skills, so I want him to exercise to pass the time, and give me a free and comfortable vacation, otherwise I will become a nun with him until the beginning of school, and I really miss his school time." ”
Hearing his friend's words, Xia Yu was inspired in his heart, thinking about whether he should apply for a few more hobby training classes for Xiaoyuan, it is best to have one in the morning, noon and evening, so that he can return himself a quiet and free vacation. Xia Yu was comforted from the social circle, and immediately resurrected with full blood and no longer irritable, and began to clean and clean at least three times a day, Xia Yu decided to send the child to the training class tomorrow, so that he could be freed.
Xia Yu entered the living room with a straight face, Xiao Yuan looked at his face and immediately quietly hid in the air conditioner on the sofa, which was curled up as much as possible to reduce his sense of existence, and hoped that his mother did not find out, Xia Yu looked at Xiao Yuan and knew the current affairs, and directly began to sort the garbage, after cleaning and hygiene, the living room once again returned to a simple and clean feeling.
Xia Yu was very pleased, looking at the time, her husband was about to get off work, so Xia Yu had to drag his tired body with a sore back and start cooking dinner again.
In fact, according to Xia Yu's trouble-saving approach, he directly sent a bowl of shredded meat noodles or a bowl of dumplings, but I thought that my husband used to eat out often, and he was tired of eating dumplings and noodles outside, and every time he came home at night, he liked to eat porridge and stir-fry, a typical man with a Sichuan stomach. Xia Yu thought that he didn't have to go to work during the recent holidays, although he was very tired of being a housewife with children, at least his head was rested and relaxed, his husband had almost no holidays all year round, he was very tired, he went out early and returned late every day, and forced a handsome guy into a vicissitudes of life.
Xia Yu still decided to clear the porridge and side dishes, and get a meat and a vegetarian dish with cold dishes, so it would be good. After dinner was ready, it was almost seven o'clock before my husband slowly went home. When her husband came home, Xia Yu's porridge was already cold and the temperature was suitable, and the food and chopsticks were served, and her husband, who had just changed into sandals, washed his hands and ate.
During the meal, Xia Yu obviously felt that her husband was very tired today, and Xia Yu sometimes suggested: "Since you are so tired from working, why don't you resign and open a clinic, or be admitted to a unit like the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, and have a holiday from 9 to 5 weekends every day, although you earn a little less money, at least you can rest comfortably."
We can still live at home now, or the body is the most important, the body is the capital of the revolution, we all receive pensions, I think we live a little longer, we can earn. ”
The husband is carrying shredded meat to the child's bowl, and Xiaoyuan is still hiding under the table. The couple chatted while eating.
After eating a mouthful of food, the husband said: "It costs at least more than 300,000 yuan to open a clinic, we have just renovated the house over there, we have just finished repaying the money, and we have to wait for a year or two to do it.
A few days ago, Lao Huang quietly chatted with me, talking about the recent personnel changes in the hospital, Lao Huang may have to be promoted, his position will be vacant after he is promoted, the leadership of the hospital and Lao Huang means that I have performed well over the years, I am the backbone of the department, diligent, practical and careful, ready to let me take Lao Huang's position.
You said that I ran away like this now, this is not cheaper for others, and besides, after I am promoted, I will be promoted with a raise, and your social status will not be improved. ”
Xia Yu was a little happy when he heard the news, and said disdainfully: "So you are mixed into the middle class, hey, it is indeed a little difficult for us to mix with the grassroots class without a background."
But my social status doesn't seem to have much to do with you, you see that I have been promoted to the unit for many years compared to you, and I am better than you in the unit, okay? ”
The husband quipped: "You are a good mixer, only to give you such a little money, all the things are for you to do, it is obviously to bully you honestly, you see that those officials and wives in your unit, especially those in logistics, only do a little bit of work every year, and the salary is not lower than yours." You just have a good mentality, if it was someone else, you would have stopped doing it a long time ago. Your leaders are bullying you to be honest and talkative, so you try to change to someone else. "
Xia Yu said dejectedly: "We husband and wife, we have no background, we are tired and tired, and it is almost the same as mixing in the middle level, at least the starting point of the child in the future is higher than ours."
It's a pity that I didn't have the guidance of my parents, and I suffered a lot.
I've only had a few days off, and I'm already physically and mentally exhausted and haggard when I stay at home as a housewife, and I'm going to report a few training classes to Xiaoyuan tomorrow, so that he can learn some things and give me a free summer vacation. ”