I just want to be a salty machine Chapter 3: Six-Seventy-One
"No more! It's too top, it's too top! The prototype suddenly covered its non-existent nose and ran aside.
The four of them were stunned at first, and then they all turned their eyes to Mu Feixue.
Saw......
Mu Feixue's right fist slammed a little above her heart, squeezing the huge plumpness, and at the same time, the zipper of the women's combat uniform was opened a little, revealing a pink snow white.
Don't wonder why zippers are still used in 2261, because after two hundred years of research, although they have invented a more wearable "magnetic chain", it is too expensive to build, so most of the low-level combat uniforms still use zippers.
In that 0.1 second, Mu Feixue, the face of the cold goddess, suddenly turned red from her neck to the root of her ears!
"Ah!!h
"Ahh "Ahh "Ahh
Screams rang out in the air.
The difference is that the first sound is shame, but the remaining three sounds really let you know what it means to "scream like killing pigs"!
"Woo~"
Three big men with bags on their heads squatted on the ground and drew circles.
"Whew!" Mu Feixue pulled the zipper and questioned the prototype while breathing heavily, "You did it on purpose!" ”
"Deliberately? What deliberately? The prototype said with a blank face, in fact, the Thunderbolt 6 generation that had just been installed behind him was already ready.
He knows that it's okay to reason with anyone, just don't talk to women, no! All female creatures!
"Humph! You just did it on purpose! Why else would you remind them! You hurry up and apologize to me! Mu Feixue was very angry, Mu Feixue was simply unreasonable!
"Okay, okay, I apologize, it's me who didn't make your ...... That one was seen by someone else. "The prototype machine has the truth that angry women can't be messed with, although he doesn't know what happened to him, but ......
Apologize and you're done!
"Humph!" Mu Feixue snorted coldly again, and her anger slowly subsided.
But after the anger subsided, Mu Feixue recalled the gaffe just now, and couldn't help blushing again.
Mu Feixue, you are a recognized cold and glamorous goddess in the school, why did you lose your temper because of such a trivial matter?
But when she looked up and saw that the prototype was back in front of the furious V5, humming a hoarse song, and disassembling it casually, Mu Feixue couldn't help but clench her silver teeth, and her angry teeth itched.
"Boss, isn't Xiaoxue different from usual?" He Dongyu touched his head and said humbly.
"Yes, boss, Xiaoxue is a little wrong, do you know what's going on?" Gan Ning wiped the fire beard.
"Hmph~ So let's not always be accompanied by food and firearms, and have time to go to bubble girls!" Mu Yunbai said earnestly, "Think about it, if you are a woman, you will not be able to protect you when you meet a companion of you, and your chastity will soon be trampled on by the enemy. ”
"At this critical moment, a man descends from the sky like a god and saves you from fire and water, even if you don't promise that man, at least you will have a good impression of him, right?"
"It seems to be too! But he's a robot, can humans and machines fall in love? Gan Ning wiped the fire whisker with his combat uniform.
Mu Yunbai was stunned. He patronized and flaunted his experience, but forgot that man and machine don't seem to be able to fall in love!
But He Dongyu noticed another point: "Boss, you just said that 'your companions can't protect your situation', isn't that a disguised scolding us for being weak?" ”
That's right! It seems that this is the truth, and this is the situation just now!
Wait a minute!
Mu Yunbai and Gan Ning suddenly thought of something, and at the same time, they turned their heads to look at He Dongyu with a ghostly expression.
"When did you kid get so smart?!"
"Hey, my name is Mu Feixue, what's your name?" Mu Feixue sat down on the furious V5 that the prototype was disassembling and asked.
"See the numbers behind me?" The prototype said, but the hand didn't stop.
Mu Feixue jumped out of the car when she heard this, came to the back of the prototype, and sure enough, she found a string of numbers that were so faint that she could barely see under the Thunderbolt 6 generation that the prototype had just installed.
“6…… 71? Mu Feixue read out the string of numbers and said suspiciously, "What's wrong with this string of numbers?" ”
Isn't this the number written on the robot when it leaves the factory, and there is no prefix or suffix, is there anything wrong with such an ordinary number?
"Hehe, this is my name!" The prototype turned around and made a muscle-flexing motion, "You can call me Seventy-One, you can call me Six-Seventy-One, you can call me Six-Seventy-One!" ”
Mu Feixue looked puzzled and muttered, "Is there any difference between this?" ”
"Of course there is, it's still big!" 671 suddenly said solemnly, "Only good friends will call me Qiyi, and calling me 671 means that we are not familiar with each other." ”
"What about six hundred and seventy-one?" Mu Feixue asked.
"The one who calls me six hundred and seventy-one is either an idiot or a wise man*!" Six Seven One said seriously.
"Why?" Mu Feixue asked again.
Six Seven One suddenly smiled: "You think, there is a simple name that is not called, but it is so complicated, is it not these two categories or what?" ”
Mu Feixue: "......"
At first glance, it sounds very ambiguous, but when you think about it, you find ......
Makes sense!
"And what should I call you?" Mu Feixue asked curiously.
It's definitely July 1st! No matter how bad it is, it's six or seven one!
Mu Feixue thought in her heart.
"Six hundred and seventy-one."
Mu Feixue: "......"
After explaining the meaning of the three names, Liuqiyi turned around again and continued his great business of dismantling, and when he heard Mu Feixue's question, he said without thinking.
Suddenly, he had a bad premonition.
He felt as if he was in a cold sweat on his back!
"Fake, I'm a robot, and although I'm humanoid, I don't have sweat glands or anything."
Six-Seven-One muttered and turned around.
For a moment, his soul was overwhelmed, and a pair of electronic eyes shrank into the shape of a needle's eye.
"Ahh Kill! No, it's a killing machine!! ”
……
"Lao Gan, Lao He. I think it would be great if we could get that prototype on our team! Mu Yunbai said with a serious face.
Gan Ning said helplessly: "People are robots, how can they join our human mercenary team?" ”
"How is it possible? Many mercenary squads or mercenary groups have bots to join, so why can't we? Mu Yunbai said.
Gan Ning didn't wipe the gun anymore, pulled his hair and said wildly: "Boss! That's a robot without intelligence, but this one is wise! And looking at the fluency of his mouth cannon, at first glance, he is a 10,000-year-old bar, and his wisdom is definitely very high! ”
"In the Olting Empire, the more intelligent the robot, the higher the status! Although he looks like a crippled prototype, you can guarantee that he doesn't have a high status?! Don't you want to die and don't pull me! ”
"Okay, okay, when I didn't say that, okay?" Mu Yunbai blocked his ears and said helplessly.
At this time, he noticed that He Dongyu was looking in one direction.
"Lao He, what are you doing? Why are you so obsessed? Mu Yunbai asked.
He Dongyu didn't turn his head, but said in a daze: "Boss, Fei Xue seems to have dismantled that prototype ......"
Mu Yunbai: "......"
Gan Ning: "......"
The two turned their heads to look.
Stop......
Really!