Volume 1 And Be a Distant Visitor Chapter 64 A Fart Mistake (1 Update)
The two of them chased after each other in the yard for a few laps, which was equivalent to a warm-up, and after running, Jun Ran carried the weapons he had prepared a long time ago: there were knives, guns, swords, spears and sticks, and they threw a lot of them in front of Su Jin.
"Look!" Jun Ran was very proud, "This is my life's collection. β
He stretched out his hand and raised the weapons one by one to give Su Jin a brief introduction.
"Oh, this is the Qingguang Flying Flower Ruler, look, this is the Pangu Earth Demon, look, this is the Holy Dragon Golden Turtle Axe, na, this is the Yin and Yang God Slaughter Ruyi, well, this is the Supreme Sword of the Heart, ha, this is the Pear Blossom Hundred Beast Xiao......"
Su Jin's head was dizzy when he heard this, and in Jun Ran's left sentence "Sun, Moon and Heavenly Pole Cuts, Cosmic Fishtail Gong", and the right sentence "Yang Yan Thunderbolt Mallet, White Bone Spirit Bracelet", he completely lost himself, and quickly waved his hand to stop, "Just say it directly, can these things be used?" β
"Of course you can!" Jun Ran seemed to be a little dissatisfied with Su Jin's ignorance, but he still spoke, "Come, you choose a suitable one yourself, take advantage of it." β
Su Jin's eyes lit up. Circling among the weapons underground, he finally caught his eye on a carved sword.
"Wow, you're eye-catching!" Jun Ran spoke, "This is the Red Star Dream Sword!" β
What a good vision! Su Jin was sure that today was the stone he threw here, and Jun Ran could blow out the words "good vision".
The corners of Su Jin's lips twitched, "Hey, I said, where did you choose these ghost names?" I don't remember any of them! β
She bent down to pick up the sword, and when her hand touched it, she felt that the scabbard was extremely cold, and she raised her hand to take it.
I didn't take it.
Well? Su Jin raised her eyebrows and made more efforts to take it.
Still didn't take it.
Su Jin opened the bow with his left and right hands, spread his legs, made the posture of a weightlifter, and lifted it hard.
"Poof."
Su Jin had just raised the sword, but his face suddenly changed, and he ran away with the sword on his shoulder.
Behind him, Jun Ran, who was still stunned in place, looked at Su Jin's figure in disbelief and peeled off the hair that suddenly fell from the top of his head.
Just now, Su Xiaoye's tired fart rushed out of the sky, and the fart wind made the hair of Jun who was sitting behind her and watching the excitement be messy.
Jun Ran was furious, and he raised his sword to chase and kill Su Jin, "You stop me!" Just lifting a sword can blow the fart so fiercely, you still learn what martial arts with me, you go and learn from the weasel! Just fart when you encounter an enemy in the future! Collapse him! β
Su Jin ran around the yard with a sword pitifully and helplessly, "I, I really didn't mean to, maybe I ate more beans last night, I'm sorry." β
The two of them chased and ran for a long time, but Su Jin really couldn't run, so he had to accept his fate and let Jun Ran come back from the next collapse, and Jun Ran gave up.
The two of them tossed like this for a long time, Jun Ran felt that Su Jin was completely incapable of picking up the sword now, and planned to polish a wooden sword for her and then train, Su Jin also obediently handed the sword back.
She is mentally prepared, Jun Ran is a person, I can't take out so many things today, just to show off, and really let her take it back, it is estimated that Jun Ran is distressed to death.
The two of them were a little tired after making trouble like this - Jun Ran was tired, and Su Jin was tired, so they sat on the steps together, intending to rest for a quarter of an hour.
Sitting bored, Jun Ran took out a small cloth bag that was a little worn out from his arms, and in Su Jin's gaze, he calmly peeled off layer by layer.
Hey? What is so precious? Is it a love letter or a token of love?
Su Jin immediately gossiped, and gathered aside to look at it very curiously.
Jun Ran was not in a hurry, he slowly peeled off the small cloth bag layer by layer, and then took out the ...... inside under Su Jin's curious gaze Uh, another little cloth bag.
He put it in the palm of his hand, stretched out his fingers again, peeled it off layer by layer, and in Su Jin's more curious gaze, he took out the ...... inside Another small cloth bag.
Su Jin suddenly became interested.
What is so mysterious! Packed with so many layers?
Jun Ran was still peeling at the moment, layer after layer, and when Su Jin thought he was about to see what was inside, he suddenly smiled at Su Jin and took out another layer of paper inside.
Su Jin......
So the cloth was wrapped in three layers, the paper was wrapped in three layers, and then the handkerchief of I don't know what age was wrapped in three layers, and finally only the last little bit was visible to the naked eye, Jun Dye opened the last "fig leaf".
Su Jin hurried over to look, his eyes first brightened, and then he was furious.
Is there a pit in Jun Ran's brain! There's nothing in it, so many layers are wrapped, what are you doing!
Jun Ran laughed happily when he saw her fooled, naΓ―ve like a child.
"It's poisonous, you," Su Jin pouted, "I actually learned martial arts from you and blinded me." β
"Then you still learn?" Jun Ran was overjoyed, "I don't want to take you to be so stupid, it's better for you to retreat and give up early." β
Su Jin rolled her eyes.
On the one hand, she feels that she must have the ability to protect herself, not to be refined, but not to be pitted, at least to be able to outrun others at critical moments; On the other hand, Su Jin felt that he had worshiped his teacher, a teacher for one day, and a father for life, and if this gentleman really wanted to marry her in the future, moving out would probably be able to delay a little.
"Hey, Jun Ran," Su Jin said, "you agree to marry me...... Is my sister because she is rich? β
"Nature." Jun Ran was playing with the stones, and he didn't care.
"But you don't like her, if you meet your true love in the future, do you want to take a second room, how wronged are you?"
"I won't." Jun Ran just raised his hand to pick up a stone, covering the sunlight in front of Su Jin, "I swore that I would marry one in this life, and after I got married, I wouldn't look at other women." β
Su Jin was stunned, she didn't expect Jun Ran, who looked so careless, to say this one day.
"Will your father and mother agree?" Although Su Jin was moved, she was still a little reluctant, and asked, "Many parents hope that their sons can have more rooms." β
"I don't have a father." Jun Ran replied unconcernedly, "I've never seen them. β
Su Jin opened her lips slightly, looking at Jun Ran in disbelief.
This man looks like he doesn't worry about food or clothing, has high requirements for life, and cherishes silver.
She thought that there were old people in the family to support, but she didn't expect it to ...... That's the case.
"For as long as I can remember, I have lived in a pile of beggars, because I was beaten and fractured by a dog for food, and I was rescued by a local snake who watched the field, and sent to an old dart master to learn martial arts, just last month, the local snake was caught by the government, and I came to you."
Jun Ran stretched out his legs and said it lightly, as if all the pain that happened in the past was on someone else, and he was just a storyteller.
"So if Miss Su has such concerns, you can tell her that you don't have to be angry with your in-laws when you marry me, and I am also working hard to make money and save money, so that she doesn't have to show her face in the future, and she doesn't have to suffer like me anymore. After that, the two of us found a secluded place to live a good life. β
Su Jin was a little moved for some reason.
She sighed, "I really didn't expect that. β
I didn't expect that the king who regarded silver as his life was just because of the hardships of life, so he wanted to save more money so that he could live the rest of his life with his wife;
I never thought that Jun Ran, who looked so unreliable, was actually so reliable.
"However, Jun Ran, have you ever considered that if the two of them don't love each other, the future will be harder?" Su Jin opened his mouth, intending to pick out and say, "Or you can look at the people around you, maybe some people are secretly crushing on you." β
"Crush on me?"
Jun Ran was stunned, turned his head to look at her, thought for a long time, and his eyes suddenly became strange.
"Su Jin, let me tell you, I can't talk to you."
Su Jin rolled her eyes, "It's impossible for me to be with you, goodbye." β
Having said that, there are some things that cannot be forced.
In this world, fate always goes back and forth, and everyone will eventually meet the person who is really suitable for us in this sea of people.
It's just a matter of waiting.
Wait for both parties to understand their intentions, wait for fate to finally pull them together, and wait for no one to be one step earlier or one step later, such a fate will come.
Su Jin walked a few steps out of the mansion gate, when she heard the sound of armor suddenly sounding behind her, she was slightly stunned, and before she turned around, she was pushed, and the cold blade slid through the tip of her nose, and with a "bang", a spear stood in front of her, falling on the ground, raising bursts of dust.