"Big brother, come and eat this fried corn, it tastes good." Cheng Shifei was eating and drinking, and at the same time pushed a dish in front of Ye Tai.

"Well, it looks really good." Mrs. Ye also evened half of the fried corn in her bowl, although the taste was bland, but these dishes still looked quite appetizing.

"Hey, you people, you guys are really eyeless, is this fried corn? This is the stir-fried crab roe carefully handmade by the chef of the Imperial Kitchen! The little slave on the side said disdainfully.

"Fried crab roe? No wonder it tastes weird, hey big brother, this steamed tofu is also good, very fresh. Cheng Shifei handed the remaining half of the steamed tofu to Mrs. Ye and continued to feast on it.

"Is steamed tofu so fresh? This is a fish brain tofu made of fish brains, only the most tender part of the fish brain is used, and they are all small fish, and the heads of big fish are not so tender. Lord Yunluo explained on the side.

Cheng Shifei pursed his mouth and said: "Are the people in your palace so cunning, no wonder people say that the rich have one meal and the poor have ten years of food." ”

As he spoke, he picked up a chicken paw and said, "Don't you tell me that this is not a chicken claw, but a fat cow?" ”

The county lord of Yunluo rolled his eyes and said, "How can there be such a big chicken claw, this is a peacock claw!" ”

Cheng Shifei threw down the peacock claw, rolled his eyes, and said, "I really convinced you, it's just extravagant and wasteful, right, big brother?" ”

Mrs. Ye put down her chopsticks, picked up a toothpick to pick her teeth, and said, "Indeed, it's too wasteful, I'm full, it's time to sleep." ”

As he spoke, he was about to go to the boudoir of the Yunluo County Lord and lie down to sleep, but he was pulled by the Yunluo County Lord, "Sit down!" ”

"What else is going on?" Cheng Shifei and Mrs. Ye said in unison.

"If you are full and don't let people sleep, you will go to hell, you will be retributed if you live, your chest is deflated and your butt is flat, and what is even worse is that you can't find your husband!" Ye Tai picked his teeth.

"No! You said you were going to teach me martial arts! The county lord of Yunluo pulled them and said.

"Oh, there are so many martial arts here, I sleep with mine, which one do you like to learn?" Cheng Shifei rolled up his sleeves, lay on the soft recliner of the county lord of Yunluo, closed his eyes and was about to sleep.

"Learn martial arts and find him, I don't have a tattoo on my body, don't disturb my sleep, otherwise I will get up and explode, and even the Iron Courage Shenhou will be beaten into a dog." Mrs. Ye also lay on the incense couch of the Lord of Yunluo, pulling the futon over her body.

"Humph!"

The county lord of Yunluo looked at the two old fritters, one on the left and one on the right, her lungs were about to explode, and she said: "My masters teach me martial arts every day, and they all say that they are invincible in the world, but why can't I beat you?" You directly tell who your master is, and I will go to him myself! ”

Yes, after Mrs. Ye taught the Lord of Yunluo County a hard lesson, Cheng Shifei also learned a skill of Emei piercing the palm of his heart on the spot, and convinced the Lord of Yunluo County.

The two of them sat at the table with a swagger, kicking their feet, and letting the county lord of Yunluo bring up the delicious food and drink, maybe when they were full and in a good mood, they taught her a trick and a half.

The girl of Yunluo County Lord turned out to be serious, in the sad and angry eyes of those little slaves, she was not defenseless at all against these two men who broke into the palace at night and were dressed like tattered beggars, but they were really delicious and delicious.

Cheng Shifei turned over, kicked on the recliner, and said: "I boxed all over the world, kicked Kyushu Island, Yushu Linfeng, wind demons thousands of girls, known as the third Weilong general in the martial arts world, of course my master is a master of the world, his old man likes to travel all over the world, to find his old man, it is even more difficult than climbing to the sky." ”

The county lord of Yunluo rolled his eyes and said, "You are the third in the world in martial arts, and the first in the world is the Iron Courage Divine Marquis, so who is the second?" ”

Mrs. Ye also stretched her waist, hugged the pillow of the Yunluo County Lord, didn't turn her head back, and said: "Of course, the second in the world is the first in the world, the first in the world in appearance, the first in the world in light skills, and the ninth generation disciple of King Kong is not bad for people nicknamed Sai Newton, Taia Xiaolangjun." ”

The Yunluo County Lord rolled his eyes and said, "No! Are you better than your master? ”

Cheng Shifei pursed his mouth and said: "My master is an old man, of course, he is the first in the world, as for the iron gall god Hou Zhu ignores it and lets him be the fourth, then he can also afford him~ Don't say it, go to sleep, if you wake up the eldest brother, it will be very terrifying, and then the palace will become a hell Shura field, don't blame me for not reminding you." ”

The county lord of Yunluo said helplessly: "Then you are answering me a question, who is your master?" ”

Cheng turned over, closed his eyes, and said impatiently: "Undefeated naughty boy." ”

"Undefeated naughty boy?"

The county lord of Yunluo clenched his fists and said to himself: "This name is very powerful when you hear it!" ”

As he spoke, he said to the two who were asleep: "You must take me to see your master tomorrow!" I want to worship him as a teacher! ”

But she was answered by two snorts.

"O county lord!"

The little slave hurriedly stepped forward and said, "You don't really want to go out of the palace with them, do you?" And they slept in your boudoir before they had washed up, where did you sleep? ”

Only then did the lord of Yunluo react, these two uncles not only ate and drank here, but also occupied their boudoir bed and recliner in the end, and they didn't seem to have a place to sleep.

She curled her mouth and said angrily: "You slept in my bed, where can I sleep!" ”

"Sleep on the ground."

Ye Tai hazy threw a pillow over, "Don't make any more noises with me, I'm woken up by you now, I'm already murderous, and when the palace is bleeding, who of you will be responsible?" Purr~"

After that, a slight snoring sounded.

The county lord of Yunluo hugged the pillow he threw over, stomped his feet, and looked resentful.

She said to the little slave: "Then let's go to the side room to sleep, anyway, there are so many empty rooms in the palace." ”

"Huh? But ......"

"Be quiet! Don't wake Ye Tai up. ”

Before the little slave could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the lord of Yunluo County.

In the end, the master and servant were easily occupied by these two scoundrels, and slept in the side room next door for the night.

The next day, Ye Tai stretched his waist and got up, and the fragrance on the embroidered pillow of Lord Yunluo still remained on his face.

"Hey, have you prepared breakfast for Uncle Ben, otherwise Uncle Ben will get up and get angry......"

"I know, the blood is flowing like a river!"

The voice of the county lord of Yunluo sounded, and at this moment, she had already changed into men's clothes, and said, "I have prepared it for you a long time ago, look at the table, but I said okay, take me to your master after eating." ”

Cheng Shifei was drinking a bowl of bird's nest porridge and said, "Big brother, you're awake, come and eat, this gruel is delicious." ”

"It's bird's nest! Yokel. The little slave complained.