Chapter 335: Ice and Fire
Wang Er's leprosy? Wang Shouyi smiled and listened to this familiar and unfamiliar name, no one called it as much as Jiang Xiaochi called it so freely.
"The shoulder is just itchy at this joint, it's a good day today, and I don't have a rush to see it." As he spoke, Wang Shouyi put the apple between the two mouths again.
Jiang Xiaochi had the urge to kick Wang Shouyi off the stool.
Wang Shouyi: "This time, I promise not to move, you two must be on time, the big guys are waiting for the banquet." ”
Jiang Xiaochi turned his head to leave: "Then don't bite, it's a cold day, don't let the villagers freeze in the shed." ”
Wang Shouyi pulled Jiang Xiaochi back: "The big guy's heart is full of fire now, what's cold!" Besides, the fire in the shed is good, why don't you worry about me freezing when I slept in the shed last night, your second brother? ”
Jiang Xiaochi gritted his teeth: "This time I remember that it's my brother, how can there be an uncle-in-law who makes trouble with his sister's cave room, and it's not a good place to kiss?" ”
Wang Shouyi hippie smile: "You are my sister-in-law!" Isn't Da Shunzi not here, I'm entrusted with danger, and I can't help myself. ”
Jiang Xiaochi: "You are not allowed to make it bad!" Today I got married, and I gave face to my second child. ”
Wang Shouyi looked at Jiang Xiaochi, patted his ass, and said, "My sister is good-looking when she is angry." No wonder the second king eats the scales, and you don't marry if you are iron-hearted, or the second child has a fiery eye, and sees that my sister has a good foundation. ”
Song Lao Er squinted at Wang Shouyi: "Who eats the scales, can you speak, we are called childhood sweethearts." ”
Jiang Xiaochi couldn't wait to swallow the apple in one bite and send this plague god away.
Wang Shouyi was not in a hurry or slow: "Why can't you stabilize your temperament, come again, bite it steady." ”
has a funny sister-in-law: "You can't bite steadily, you can have fun if you accidentally bite your mouth." ”
Jiang Xiaochi said in his heart, it is better to let the groom kiss the bride directly, and toss out these fancy intestines, isn't it just for the pleasure of watching this.
Another round of apple biting opened, and the two of them were about to bite the apples, but who knew that the rope holding the apples swayed from side to side twice, Song Lao Er was not careful, he didn't bite the apple, and almost touched Jiang Xiaochi's mouth.
"Hey...... Ah! "I didn't see the restricted footage, and the big guy is a little bit of a pity.
Jiang Xiaochi and Song Lao Er both made a big red face.
Wang Shouyi seized the opportunity: "If your hand is numb, change your hand." This time the performance is good, and if you bite a little more steadily, you will survive. ”
Jiang Xiaochi glared at Wang Shouyi, knowing that biting Wang Shouyi again would definitely make bad water.
On the other hand, Song Laoer's expression was calm: "Girl, don't move, I'll come this time." ”
Who knows, as soon as Wang Shouyi's rope was placed, Song Lao Er directly pushed the apple aside with his hand, and kissed Jiang Xiaochi's mouth in one bite.
What the big guy is waiting for is Song Laoer's attitude, Jiang Xiaochi's face is redder than an apple this time, he didn't expect Song Laoer to do so much in front of so many people.
The face is hot, the mouth is pursed, the face is flushed, and there is a burst of coaxing to see the excitement.
This time, Song Laoer's performance was satisfied.
If you want to see it, you don't dare to look at it: "Oops! Dick! Why are you so bold! ”
"No! It's a dead sister-in-law, but it's okay. ”
Song Lao Er grinned and looked at Jiang Xiaochi with a smile, and his eyes were about to squeeze out a heart and drip honey.
Wang Shouyi was satisfied when he achieved his goal, and shouted at the outside: "The auspicious time has come, firecrackers are ringing out, and the banquet is open!" ”
Boss Jiang heard the movement outside, and lit the second kick and the monkey that had been prepared a long time ago, and he was unaware of the movement of "ding" and "smack, sloshing" for a while.
Later, Song Lao Xuan looked at the dilapidated gate, and rolled his eyes angrily when he listened to the festive movement in the front yard, why didn't he calculate that Jiang Xiaochi would make his face in front of the whole village.
Aunt Song didn't give up: "No, I have to go over and make trouble for them, I can't make them obedient." ”
Song Lao Shuan opened his mouth and scolded: "You come back for me, and you don't worry at all day by day." As far as your adopted son is concerned, what are you talking about and we are not the same heart, if he hadn't been able to have a little four! ”
Aunt Song was poked in the heart, and she didn't dare to scream anymore when she saw that Song Lao was busy lowering her eyebrows.
Boss Song didn't understand: "Dad, what happened back then, why did it still involve Xiaosi." ”
Song Lao is very iron-clad: "It's okay, don't ask blindly every day, keep me under control of your disobedient play, don't wipe your ass with me every day." ”
Boss Song seemed to be talking about not himself, the big radish face was neither red nor white, and he found crooked reasons for himself: "Then can you blame me, who told you to give birth to me so well, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law are trying to tease and white, and no one can stand it." ”
Song Laozhuan snorted lightly: "Hurry up and repair the door with Xiao San, and I will lead you to tie it when I turn around, and tell you to always stab Lou Zi for me outside." ”
Boss Song was aggrieved: "Is it my father?" It's your father who told your son to cut off his children and grandchildren! ”
Song Lao was angry and wanted to fight: "You have to have the ability to raise, I don't care about you if you raise ten." ”
Aunt Song felt sorry for her son, so she hurriedly came over to stop: "What are you fighting!" You can't take out your anger at your child if you're in a bad mood! Besides, what mistake did our boss make, who didn't have three wives and four concubines in the past, which shows that our boss has the ability. ”
Boss Song smiled when he saw Aunt Song protecting herself: "My mother still knows that she feels sorry for me." ”
Aunt Song: "I don't feel sorry for you." ”
Song Laozhuan pointed at the nose of the two mothers: "As you are used to, you have to stab Lou Zi for me sooner or later." ”
Aunt Song replied: "That's not up to you!" ”
Song Lao was angry: "Why don't you understand when you are a mother, you are still a hooligan for two years!" ”
Boss Song listened to the wind in his ears: "Mom, do you have the second bride price money in your hand, give me fifty, the little girl's milk is not enough." ”
Aunt Song was anxious: "What are you playing?" The money is for your third brother to marry his daughter-in-law, and he can't touch a penny for you. Besides, I didn't just give you twenty a while ago, why is it almost gone! ”
The salary of the first month of this year was only thirty or forty, and he would ask for fifty when he opened his mouth.
Boss Song: "Isn't that twenty a gift for your eldest grandson, now that men and women are equal, we can't be partial." ”
Song Lao angrily dragged down his shoes and started fighting: "My sons are all debts!" I'm going to beat you to death today. ”
Across a line, Song Lao's chickens and dogs jumped, and the front yard listened to the door clear.
The bigger the movement of Song Lao's house, the more lively Jiang Xiaochi's family became. There are many people who don't say it, those who write gifts write gifts, those who send things send things, and none of those who come to eat the banquet are not sincerely blessed.
Today is the main seat, on the basis of yesterday's dish, braised elbow, braised crucian carp in sauce, chicken stewed mushrooms, shredded sweet potato, three fresh and fat sausages.
The villagers have never seen this posture, and the landlord's family can't eat this table for the New Year. Although life is good now, it is enough to eat, and who is willing to roll a piece of meat during the New Year's holidays?
Yesterday, I ate the table noodles on the table, and when I saw the big elbows of the plate going up, I swallowed my saliva excitedly.
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