Chapter 8: Rats and lice

Tried to walk in front of Duo'er, got closer to the vole, and tried to say in the language of the previous life when he was a mouse Xiaobai: "Do you have a grudge against Zhuo Xiaoran?" ”

The little thing on the opposite side jumped half a meter high in fright, and after falling to the ground, it lay motionless on the ground, and its tongue stuck out and crooked to the side.

Lan Ya laughed at the little guy who pretended to be dead with her fingers, and said with a smile: "Don't pretend to be dead, Uncle Rat......"

The little vole, which was originally stiff, softened his body, stood up and said: "You are so tasteless, overhearing Uncle Mouse's speech, it turned out to be a local accent, I don't know, I thought you were a native female mouse." ”

Lan Ya was speechless, his eighth life was a native rat, and he died on the way to be chased and killed by Zhuo Xiaoran.

It seems that Zhuo Xiaoran's hobby has not changed, and he always likes to chase all kinds of animals to practice footwork and archery.

"The enemy of the enemy is a friend, I also have a grudge against Zhuo Xiaoran, I will help you rectify him, and you have to help me." Lan Ya split her hand and said arrogantly.

The little vole thought about the feasibility of this matter, as if there was no other choice, and carefully covered the fur with his two front paws and said: "Except for my mouse skin, everything else can be agreed." ”

Lan Ya frowned amusedly, she really couldn't think of anything worth her pursuit of except that the skin of the little vole was brighter and smoother than other voles.

"I want to eat meat......"

The little vole turned and scurried into the grass.

"I'm going to eat pheasant ......"

The little vole ran back again. patted his chest and scared: "Can you not gasp for breath, scare me to death, it's more ruthless than asking for my fur......"

"As far as your meat is concerned, there is not enough for me to stuff my teeth, and you tell me where there are many pheasants, and there are no places where large beasts are infested."

The little vole was puzzled: "This is impossible, where there are pheasants, there must be wild beasts, and wild beasts also eat pheasants." ”

"Then I'll eat your flesh...... Grasshopper legs are small and meaty, not to mention that you are dozens of times larger than grasshoppers......"

Lan Ya threatened, and it was clear that the threat was not as strong as before.

The little vole had an idea and said, "The pheasant is running too fast, is the wild duck egg okay?" Halfway up the mountain, at the turn of the Qixing River, a small puddle was formed, and there were often wild ducks infested, and there were a lot of wild duck eggs in the reeds on the river beach. It's just that there is a big python there, and I almost didn't get swallowed when I went, and later, I went there when the sun was the most dazzling during the day, and it was mostly sleeping at that time. ”

Snakes are homeothermic animals, like cool and yin, do not like heat and dryness, this road is feasible.

Duo'er and Ya'er watched as Lan Ya squeaked at the grass, and the little mouse pretended to be dead for a while, ran away for a while, came back for a while, and finally ran away again, full of confusion.

"Ya'er, you won't kill yourself and become stupid, will you? What a fight with a mouse? ”

Lan Ya scratched her head in embarrassment and said, "It's boring to be idle, it's rare to see a mouse that is not afraid of life." ”

The more I scratched my head, the more itchy I became, and I looked at Duo'er and said, "Sister Duo'er, I feel very special itchy since I woke up, and I can't sleep at night, don't you itch?" ”

Duo'er flipped through Lan Ya's hair, turned out something, two nails and a pair, only heard the sound of "whoosh", Lan Ya was creepy, and couldn't help asking, "What is it?" What are you doing? ”

Duo'er knew that she didn't remember a lot of things after Ya'er committed suicide, so she flipped through Lan Ya's hair at random, took out a small thing, and put it in the snow-white palm, so that her sister could clearly look at the little thing's half-oily, half-black, and half-bright body, and said: "There are more lice in the hair, and the lice are all in strings, go home, and let my mother use a grate to give you a grate." ”

"What, it's all like this in my hair...... was asking, Duo'er was already familiar with the two fingernails, and there was another "whoop", the belly of the little thing burst, and Duo'er shook her hand indifferently.

Lan Ya turned around and threw up in the dark with a big tree in her arms, and refused to scratch her scalp even if she was bitten into a sieve.

Slowing down, she quickly hit the pigweed and dug wild vegetables, and the speed and strength seemed to be the whole grass, and she had a deep hatred. After a while, he hurried home with two large baskets full.

Duo'er is so strange, two days ago, Ya'er told herself that she couldn't come back early, so that Zhang's family would be assigned other jobs, but today she took the initiative to run back first.

When she got home, Lan Ya hurriedly picked up the lid of the pot, saw that boiling water was boiling inside, scooped it full with a scoop of water, poured it into the basin, untied her hair, and put it into the basin to wash, washing it three times, and it always felt itchy.

Zhang, who was about to call his daughter-in-law to eat pigs, went out of the house to see that half a pot of water was gone, and he scolded: "You shameless money-loser, mourning star, what do you think of a man, wash your brains with half a pot of water, and you can't wash away your commotion, no one wants to play, and you can't ...... the next three things."

Lan Ya shook off her freshly washed hair, and the water droplets sprinkled Zhang's face like rain, Zhang closed her mouth immediately, picked up the broom that swept the house, and was about to hit her, Lan Ya's body was flexible, and she didn't hit it, but Zhang almost flashed her waist and began to scold again.

Lan Ya was angry, and said: "Grandma scolded well, grandma scolded wonderfully, they all said that dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and the son of a mouse will steal holes, grandma scolded too right." ”

Zhang didn't reflect it at first, but after a while, he realized that Lan Ya turned a corner and scolded himself for being a mourning star and losing money, so he simply sat on the ground and cried for a while, and his voice was loud as if he wanted to recruit all the villagers of Yujia Village.

The whole village knows what kind of character the Zhang family has, and he scolds him in three days and fights in five days, and he is almost not offered by the whole family of Lao Yu's family as a living bodhisattva.

The old lady of this family in the west loves gossip and troublemakers, and she looks at the courtyard wall and her neck.

When he saw the Zhang family sitting on the ground howling in the courtyard, he smiled and said: "Old Yu mother-in-law, why are you so ignorant, your good granddaughter has just come back from the ghost gate, why are you crying and howling, and if you force her to death, how can you save her, the old Liu family will not be able to take people's lives......"

Where is this persuasion, it is clearly a persuasion of all martial arts.

Sure enough, the Zhang family started a new round of scolding war, scolding Yu Lanya for being shameless, that is, wanting to be a bitch and wanting to set up a memorial arch, he couldn't torture the old Liu family, but could only torture the old Yu family. Outside of the words, Yu Lanya's suicide can't be counted like this, and the old Liu family should be allowed to accompany the money.

Hearing that Lan Ya's heart was on fire, she was about to go out to settle accounts with Zhang's family, but Hai's hurriedly stopped her daughter who was going out, and said with a crying voice: "Ya'er, she is your milk, scold, we have to listen; Fight, we have to bear it. This is filial piety. ”