209, Neon Country Beauty Pageant
Li Yu woke up in his dream. The feeling he hadn't felt for a long time lifted his spirits.
The sky was overcast, and I didn't know if it was early in the morning or dusk. There was a village in front of him, and the houses were in twos and threes, and Li Yu walked along the stone road, he wanted to see what kind of dream he had tonight.
During these days, Li Yu often passed through other people's dreams, but his own dreams never set foot on them. Speaking of which, I really miss it.
Taking a deep breath of the air in his dream, Li Yu sped up the frequency of the soles of his feet. He felt thirsty and was about to go into the village and ask the villagers for a bowl of water.
Soon approaching the entrance of the village, suddenly a dog barked from some house. Li Yu's back slammed, and he scolded in his heart: Phew, aren't you still welcome me? This is Lao Tzu's own dream!
He had just finished scolding when the dog stopped barking.
Ha~
Li Yu straightened up with satisfaction. Humming a small tune softly, the soles of your feet become more and more brisk. As we walked, a well appeared in sight, which seemed to be made of stone and looked old.
Water! Water!
You don't have to go to the villagers tonight to ask for water, just fish it out of the well.
Li Yu trotted forward, he had just taken a step, and suddenly a creepy BGM sounded in the sky. The music was so pervasive that it seemed to pervade.
Why do you have nightmares again?
Li Yu shook his head. He ignored the mess and went straight to the well. Pick up the bucket next to you, grab the trough hemp rope from the bucket, and throw it down.
Boom!
When the bucket fell, a white humanoid object emerged from the bottom of the well.
Sadako? Li Yu was so frightened that his legs trembled, he felt as if blood was about to gush out from both temples, and there was an extreme deep cold, starting from his toes and cutting off the ground one by one to his heart and up to his lungs.
"You~who are~ah~" Sadako dragged out her voice and slowly came out.
Li Yu was angry, scared and angry. He clenched his right hand into a fist, and with one punch, he hit Sadako Tianling Gai. Then the spiritual source was activated, and the quicksand poured into the well like a waterfall.
Within two minutes, the well was buried tightly by quicksand, and the terrible Sadako could never come out again.
Li Yu is very angry now, and his good mood is gone because of the terrifying episode just now. He closed his eyes, his whole body flowing towards his legs, and then his arms drew a rectangle in the air.
"Soul Alchemy Control Field!" Li Yu shouted.
In the blink of an eye, the village vanished, replaced by a palatial stage. Li Yu sat in the middle of the stage, and there were two empty seats on the left and right.
Just now, Li Yu decided to change the way he played. He was going to hold a beauty contest in his dreams, with himself as the chief judge of the competition, but what about the other two judges? Li Yu is making a choice.
In the vast universe throughout the ages, which characters have reached my level in terms of aesthetic taste?
Pregnant.
Li Yu gently pulled open the stool on the left side and called, "Wei Xiaobao!" ”
Sou~
Wei Xiaobao sat down instantly. This guy has a long braid unique to the Qing Dynasty, a tiger head, and is very clever.
Li Yu asked him: "Lord Wei Xiang, do you know me?" ”
Wei Xiaobao blinked, and then dragged out a long voice word by word: "If you don't know Li Dashuai, it's in vain to call yourself a hero." ”
Ok, good, good! Sure enough, Li Yu gave a thumbs up approvingly. Then he pulled open the stool on the right side, shook his head and called, "Cao Mengde! ”
Sou~
On the stool on the right, there was immediately a big man with thick hair and beard. His eyes are blazing, although he is not an emperor, he has an even more imposing momentum than an emperor.
"Wow, say Cao Cao Cao arrived." Wei Xiaobao exclaimed.
Li Yu turned his head and asked the same question: "Do you know who I am?" ”
Cao Cao said without thinking: "Know, I look at the heroes of the world, only Mr. Li and Cao Er." ”
Ok, good, good!
Li Yu gave a thumbs up again. It seems that the two judges selected tonight are not only lustful, but also discerning.
The judges are seated, and the next step is the contestants. Li Yu wanted to listen to Cao Cao and Wei Xiaobao's opinions first, so he asked the two of them to recommend their favorite players.
"Diao Chan, 100 points!" Cao Cao blurted out.
"Ake, 100 points!" Wei Xiaobao was not to be outdone.
Cao Cao frowned two thick eyebrows: "The Diao Chan I recommend is one of the four beauties, and it is famous, what kind of thing are you recommending?" ”
Wei Xiaobao stepped forward to argue: "It's not about fame, it's about figure and appearance." ”
"And temperament, that's more important." Li Yu added.
Cao Cao seemed to be a little unconvinced, and then recommended two: "Big Qiao and Little Qiao." ”
Wei Xiaobao immediately responded: "Sword Spirit Princess plus Shuang'er." ”
Cao Cao rolled his eyes: "What are you doing here?" Can the two you choose compare with the one I chose? There are clouds in poetry, the east wind is not with Zhou Lang, and the copper bird is deep in the spring and locks the two Qiao. ”
Wei Xiaobao's mouth crooked: "I can't read, I don't know what poems have clouds and poems." Anyway, let's talk about it here, the contestants I recommend are all wives who share my bed, what do you recommend? ”
"Haha!" Cao Cao laughed: "The fetish of loneliness is not to discuss with ordinary people, and then I am ready to recommend Zhang Xiu's wife to participate in the competition." ”
Wei Xiaobao began to play tricks: "Just let me make it clear, I will score 100 points for all the players I recommend, and I will score 0 points for the players you recommend." ”
Cao Cao said-for-tat: "I will return this word to you as it is." ”
"Stop! Stop! Li Yu couldn't stand it anymore, he said angrily: "If you quarrel again, you will be disqualified from the judges immediately,"
These words had an immediate effect, Cao Cao and Wei Xiaobao both kept their mouths shut tightly, and they didn't even dare to say anything.
Li Yu thought about it, if you let familiar beauties participate, the two judges you called are likely to be useless, if you want to increase the interest of the competition, you have to find some beauties that Cao Cao and Wei Xiaobao are not familiar with.
Who to choose?
Li Yu quickly thought of a good solution. He asked: "Let's broaden our horizons a little bit, don't just limit ourselves to the beauties we are familiar with, or how about a beauty pageant for Kimchi Country today?" ”
"Nope." Cao Cao and Wei Xiaobao shook their heads at the same time.
Most of the beauties of Kimchi Country are improved varieties after plastic surgery, and they all look similar, so there is really no need to take them out and choose. After thinking about it for a while, Li Yu asked again: "Is the neon country a trip?" ”
"Okay!" The other two judges replied in unison.
So we started looking for contestants. At this moment, Li Yu is glad that Yan Feiwu is not there, if he is here, the contestants will be film and television stars such as Lola, Haitian Wing, Yui Hakata, Kohashi Weijiu, and Maria Osawa.
About three minutes later, Li Yu, Cao Cao, and Wei Xiaobao finally agreed on five contestants, took a deep breath, and Li Yu shouted towards the center of the stage: "Fujisai Flying Bird!" ”
Sou~
A young beautiful girl immediately appeared in the center of the stage, and she became popular for a cute photo of her hair throwing snow, and she was extremely popular on the Internet!