Chapter 448: Childhood Fun Story
"What's the situation?" Wen Yuan was disgusted by Zimeng for a while, and suddenly felt a little confused.
Seeing Wen Yuan's blank face, Tianyou stepped forward and hugged Wen Yuan's shoulders and said with a smile: "Brother Wenyuan, you don't have to worry about him, this guy took the wrong medicine." ”
Wen Yuan was even more puzzled when he saw Tianyou's expression, only to see him look at Zimeng, who was having a black line on his forehead, and then at the two of us, and muttered to Tianyou with a somewhat strange face: "Brother Zimeng can't be possessed by a ghost." ”
"Poof" Tianyou almost couldn't help but spray Wen Yuan's saliva when he heard it, but he still held his stomach and twitched for a while, obviously he was overexcited, Wen Yuan saw Tianyou like this, and immediately stepped forward to give him a bottle of water, and then helped him pat his back.
Tianyou was choked by himself for a while, took a sip of the mineral water handed by Wen Yuan, and then relieved himself, only to see Tianyou hold back a strong smile and explain to Wen Yuan, why Zimeng has convulsions, in fact, I also think it's funny when I talk about it, I still remember the three of us rushing back then
The scene of a wild beating in Bumpman, every time I think of this, I feel that time flies extremely fast, twenty years have passed in a flash, when we were still children and about six or seven years old, I God bless, Zimeng and Fenglong are all in the same elementary school, and there were no computers in our time
All the entertainment methods are very old-fashioned, but it's very fun, I don't want these elementary school students now, all day long with a claw machine to beat the king, when we used to have a black and white TV at home, we were already rich, let alone mobile phones, of course, we didn't have any TV series to watch when we were young
Because I like to watch cartoons, and what I remember the most back then was the old and the mouse who was the most beautiful, and it was the little Japanese bump man, which was broadcast on time at eight o'clock every Friday night, and we would wait on time every Friday night to watch it
At that time, the most enjoyable game that the four of us played was not throwing sandbags or playing marbles or anything like that, but Bumpman vs. Little Monsters, and speaking of which, the Bumpman actor also needed to wear a Bumpman mask, and then hang this big red bra on his chest, and wear a pair of long rain boots on his feet, which could be done Bumpman
And the one who plays Bumpman is Zimeng every time, because this thing has been impressed by Bumpman's spirit of defending the earth since he saw Bumpman, in his words at the time, when I grow up, I will also be a person who defends the earth, and now he is doing tomb robbery with me, hey, he has gone astray.
At that time, every time we played this game, there were four people, Zimeng played the bump man, and then I Tianyou and Feng Long played the little monster, as for why we played the little monster with three eyes every time, the reason is very simple, Zimeng himself said that he wanted to be a hero, I remember that there was a man who didn't know what the bump man was
In the finale of the last episode, it was a single fight against three little monsters, and that big battle left a deep memory in my little heart at the time, and since then, every time we play Bumpman vs. Little Monsters, Zimeng said that he was going to fight three, so the three of us went together, and then the ending can be imagined, every time it's us
The three of them beat the bumpy man with a blue nose and swollen face, but at that time, the young Zimeng had already learned martial arts from his uncle, although the three of us could barely suppress him, but the three of us didn't have any good fruit to eat, and we were bruised, but this is not the funniest, the funniest thing is that the three of us play the little monster at most to dress up a little
At most, I bought a little monster mask, and then I occasionally went to the house of an old friend of my grandfather to steal a lion dance lion skirt and wrap it around us, which became a little monster, of course, sometimes at most I brought a mask, but Zimeng is different, in order to enter the play, in order to play more like, every time he will try his best to steal the bra that the machine is drying outside
It's still red, and then it's worn on the chest backwards, so that he fights with us, in fact, we used to be scolded by our parents and beaten a lot in order to play this game, because the previous underwear was very valuable, and it cost several pieces of underwear, plus Zimeng, the bastard, still wears it every time he steals it, and sometimes we roll all over the ground when we scuffle together
This makes those who were stolen underwear very angry, I still remember that once he stole someone else's aunt's underwear was discovered, and the aunt let go of a big wolf dog to chase three streets, this thing is still used to laugh at him, so when he mentioned the little monster, I and Tianyou can't help but think of the embarrassment of him stealing underwear.
"Hahaha" Wen Yuan couldn't help laughing after listening to Tianyou's explanation: "You have played this kind of thing that harms others and yourself before, I said Brother Zimeng, I have never admired others in my life, but I do admire you, the wolf dog chased three streets." ”
Zimeng saw Wen Yuan teasing him, and he didn't want to be cheeky, so he raised his head arrogantly and said, "Damn, it's not like he didn't bite me in the end." ”
"Yes, yes, I didn't bite you, didn't you climb on the telephone pole and spend most of the day with it." Tianyou saw that Zimeng still had an arrogant face, so he couldn't help but throw out his old bottom, but Tianyou laughed again as he spoke.
"You're not done, do you want to go down?" Gao Lengnu commanded her group of subordinates while staring down continuously.
"We have our own way to go down, so you don't have to worry about it." Tianyou glanced at Gao Lengnu, who looked at the local method they used with some contempt, and said, "Hmph, I don't even know how to use airborne, and I'm embarrassed to come to rob the tomb." ”
"What do you say, boy?" Gao Lengnu saw Tianyou's disdain and didn't intend to pay attention to us, but her subordinates were not so easy to talk to, only to see one of the swarthy strong men glaring at his pair of bull's eyes and shouting at Tianyou: "If you have the ability, you can climb down from here first, don't be blind to the side if you don't have the ability." ”
"Yo, I'm still in a temper, I'll let you see the difference between professional and non-professional today." Seeing that the swarthy strong man was full of unconvinced, Tianyou couldn't help but smile contemptuously at him: "I'll go down first, you follow, and let them see the difference between their group of second-rate people and how they steal today." ”
"I'm a big thief, you're a thief." I saw that Tianyou didn't forget to talk at this time, so I couldn't help but snort at him, and then took out a flashlight and pointed at a huge animal skeleton below and said: "Tianyou, you will be fixed and accurate in a while, where do you land, where is the best commanding height that our flying cloud hook and rope can reach." ”
"Okay, understood." Tianyou looked at the position of my flashlight and immediately made an OK hand for me, and then he took out the Feiyun hook and the rope in the backpack, and then he tied the rope to the huge unicorn rope, Tianyou tied the rope and tried to pull it, when he tried the rope will not fall off easily
took out the Feiyun Hook, and then tied one end of the rope to the end of the Feiyun Hook, "Look at a group of turtles." After Tianyou did all this, he said provocatively to the group of Gaokeng women.
"Hey, you kid don't want to find..."
"Leave him alone, see what he wants." Seeing that Tianyou was provoking them again and again, the hey man was about to roll up his sleeves and come over and beat Tianyou, but he was pulled down by Cao Shilin on the side.
"Be careful." I saw that hey man was stopped by Cao Shilin, and I didn't care about them anymore, and looked at Tianyou and nodded at him.
Tianyou saw me and glanced at Cao Shilin and a few people, then he lifted the Feiyun Hook, and then shot the Feiyun Hook out with a "touch" towards the zenith, and now the space we are in should be thirty meters high, and the square platform we are on now is less than six or seven meters away from the zenith, so the Feiyun Hook quickly shot to the zenith
In addition, the Feiyun Hook has been improved by us, and the rate of fire and power are very large, only to see a poof, the front end of the Feiyun Hook spikes pierced directly into the zenith rock, and as soon as the Feiyun Hook came out, the ropes that were placed on the ground were also taken out by the Feiyun Hook with the force of inertia, and all the ropes were taken out at this moment
The rope hanging in mid-air slowly folded back from the edge of the platform five or six meters out of the edge of the platform because of the force of inertia, although the action was slow and light, but in the end the rope returned to the hand of Tianyou standing on the edge of the platform, Tianyou took the rope and took out a double-breasted buckle from the backpack, and a set of airborne safety belts
After these two things were taken out, Tianyou fastened the buckle on the rope, and then tied the safety belt to himself, and after doing this, he saw that Tianyou didn't say a word, so he took the rope and retreated three or five meters, but the next moment Tianyou's actions stunned everyone, and I saw Tianyou take the rope and jump towards the cliff with a dive
Tianyou jumped, several of Cao Shilin's subordinates couldn't help but exclaim "wow", but unfortunately they couldn't get their wish, Tianyou because of the seat belt and double-breasted fastened together, plus we were too far away and Feiyun Hook could bear how much weight and the rope could withstand the violent pull of our weight
This has been experimented no less than hundreds of times, and Tianyou is a reconnaissance special forces, so dare not say anything else, but when it comes to playing with guns and reconnaissance and airborne, I guess he feels that he is second, and few people dare to say first, so now Tianyou dares to do this, and sure enough, Tianyou shook twice in mid-air under the exclamation of Cao Shilin and a group of people
It stopped on top of the skeleton of the giant beast we had designated earlier, "Turtle." As soon as Tianyou's figure stabilized, he couldn't help but taunt Cao Shilin and the others, but this time he didn't wait for Cao Shilin and the others to scold him, he let go of one of the double-breasted buttons, and then in less than a few seconds, he steadily landed on the huge skeleton from more than twenty meters in the air.
"I'm grass, this, this, fucking, okay?" This time, after seeing Tianyou steadily fall from the platform to the huge skeleton, Cao Shilin's group of people looked at each other, and the swarthy man who said that Tianyou had no ability was even so shocked that he couldn't even speak.
"Zimeng, you also go down, I will break off." I untied the rope from the unicorn statue and threw it from high in the air to the vicinity of the dragon, so that our rope could be used again and again, and all that was wasted was the head of the flying cloud hook.
"OK Lao Tie, there's nothing wrong with it."
"Sneer" Zimeng, this guy actually said the most popular Internet term at this time, which made me a little crying and laughing.