Chapter 66: Middle-aged Taoist

"Chengcheng, come and worship the Jade Emperor, let him bless us." Yang Caixia waved her hand at Li Xincheng, who was looking at the sign at the feet of the Four Heavenly Kings.

"I am the successor of socialism, an atheist, I don't believe in God or Buddhism, and I am also a probationary party member, and the ideological consciousness of probationary party members must be high, and I can't engage in these feudal superstitions, I have to set an example, I can't worship this." Li Xin sincerely refused rhetorically.

What are you kidding, where can this Jade Emperor worship indiscriminately, in case the Jade Emperor appears and asks Yue Lao to replace the red rope of himself and Yang Caixia with an iron chain, then Li Xincheng will come to the world in vain in this life! There will really be no hope at all in the days to come!

To worship the Jade Emperor, you still have to wait for Yang Caixia to be absent, and then sneak in to worship.

"Hurry up and come here!" Yang Caixia glanced at Li Xincheng angrily and said.

"Today you can't say anything and go to worship, this is a matter of principle." Li Xincheng shook his head and said.

"Oh, no one sees it now, no one knows that you worshipped, hurry up!" Yang Caixia patted the futon beside her and pleaded.

"Okay, okay!" Seeing Yang Caixia so insistent, Li Xincheng had no choice but to agree.

After all, you can't argue with people in front of the gods and Buddhas, let alone say those swear words and trash talk, which is the biggest disrespect to the gods and Buddhas, so in order to avoid disputes with Yang Caixia and cause the Jade Emperor to dislike, Li Xincheng chose to compromise.

As for why the atheist Li Xincheng knows this, it is because of the influence of the older generation such as grandparents!

Li Xincheng's grandparents must go to the largest local temple to worship Buddha and burn incense during the New Year's holidays, if Li Xincheng happens to be at home, grandparents will take Li Xincheng with them, and Li Xincheng naturally understands some unwritten rules about burning incense and worshiping Buddha.

Of course, there are some regulations that Li Xincheng learned with his own body experiments, like Li Xincheng looked at the weapons in the hands of the Four Heavenly Kings when he was a child, and felt so handsome and cool, and then as a systematic bear child, Li Xincheng had a whim, thinking about seeing if he could take down the weapons in the hands of the Four Heavenly Kings and play with them, although the weapons of the Four Heavenly Kings were very tempting, and Li Xincheng wanted them very much, but after careful consideration, Li Xincheng felt that he still wanted more swords.

Dare to think and dare to do, Li Xincheng began to hold the golden body of one of the four heavenly kings, the southern growth heavenly king holding the sword, and began to climb up little by little.

As a result, as soon as he climbed to the knees of the king, the grandparents came over, and the grandparents did not scold Li Xincheng, but just patted Li Xincheng's head and asked Li Xincheng to kneel down and worship the four heavenly kings.

After letting Li Xincheng kneel, the grandparents also knelt down with Li Xincheng, and then folded their hands and kept worshipping, saying that children are not sensible, please forgive the king, don't care about words like that.

Then, Li Xincheng went home and beat him, and the beating was miserable.

This also made Li Xincheng understand that the golden body of the gods and Buddhas is an unwritten rule that cannot be touched.

Although Li Xincheng read the book later, he knew that most of these so-called gods and Buddhas were fictitious, and they were the spiritual sustenance of the ancient people, all of them were feudal superstitions, and they could not be believed, but the feudal ideas and shadows left by his grandparents to Li Xincheng could not be changed for a while.

Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia knelt on the futon reverently, clasped their hands together, and chanted words in their mouths, as if they were praying for the blessing of the master.

Li Xincheng's prayer is to let his system come back quickly, so that he can turn back to the lawless and invincible former saint Li Xincheng, re-dominate the university campus, become the master of the university campus, and become the dragon Aotian of the new era, instead of the current younger brother.

As for what Yang Caixia is praying for, Li Xincheng doesn't know, anyway, for Li Xincheng, what she prays for is not important, as long as the Jade Emperor can hear Li Xincheng's prayer, satisfy Li Xincheng's wishes, and let Li Xincheng's system come back, then, hehe, in front of the invincible system, it is useless for Yang Caixia to ask for anything.

"Chengcheng, what did you ask for?" After worshipping the Jade Emperor, Yang Caixia stood up and asked.

"I didn't ask for anything, I begged me to make a fortune!" Li Xincheng said casually.

"It's so cheesy!" Yang Caixia said.

"Where is vulgar, everyone has the heart to get rich, this is expressing their normal thoughts, how can this be vulgar?" Li Xincheng retorted.

"Okay, good, good, let's hurry up to the door and see if the fortune teller has come back from dinner, and let him calculate it for the two of us." Yang Caixia said excitedly.

"Don't forget it, those masters are all deceitful, not allowed, don't keep engaging in these feudal superstitious things, you are a science student, you have to be reasonable, pursue science, pursue rigor, how can you always believe in these things that are not there, ethereal? These are dross, and we cannot fully believe it. Li Xincheng said from the moral high ground.

"Oh, scientific rigor is one thing, this is another, the two do not conflict, and I don't burn incense and worship the Buddha when I do the experiment, I hope that the gods and Buddhas will bless me with the success of the experiment. Yang Caixia explained.

Li Xincheng: "......"

It makes sense, and I'm speechless.

Under Yang Caixia's sharp teeth, Li Xincheng had no choice but to accept Yang Caixia's arrangement, and was pulled by Yang Caixia to the fortune telling place at the door.

When Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia first came, the fortune-telling place at the door was empty, and there were no sitting.

But after Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia walked around and came back after worshipping the Jade Emperor, there was already one more person at the door fortune telling.

At this time, there was a middle-aged Taoist priest wearing a gray Taoist hat, wearing a navy blue shirt and a coat, and a pair of dark blue thick cloth shoes.

"The two donors want to tell fortunes?" Seeing Li Xincheng and Yang Caixia coming, the middle-aged Taoist priest asked.

Li Xincheng didn't speak, just looked at the middle-aged Taoist priest sitting in front of him, wanting to see if he was the god operator mentioned by the map user in the evaluation, after all, in Li Xincheng's impression, the so-called god operator is all with long white hair and white beard, dressed plainly, but it looks like a fairy wind and bones, elegant demeanor, extraordinary temperament, like standing out from the crowd, giving people a sense of detachment from all things in the world.

Look at the middle-aged Taoist priest sitting in front of him now, even if he looks ordinary, his temperament is not outstanding at all, and he doesn't have the feeling of a fairy wind and bones, this appearance and temperament are too far behind the immortals and gods in Xianxia dramas, which makes Li Xincheng a little distrustful.

"Yes, Master." Yang Caixia nodded and said.

"What does the little girl want?" The middle-aged Taoist priest asked.

"Count... Counting marriage, can you trouble the master to help us both calculate marriage? Yang Caixia glanced at Li Xincheng and said.

The middle-aged Taoist priest didn't speak, but lightly nodded the table.

Next to the place where the middle-aged Taoist priest's finger was pointed, was a merit box.

Yang Caixia couldn't understand the master's action, the master's meaning couldn't be clearer, it's normal to ask for incense money.

Where in the world will there be a free lunch, the master is also a person, and he also has to eat, drink, and sleep, it is impossible to be idle, and tell your fortune for free.

Thinking of this, Yang Caixia took out her small purse, took out five or six red hairy grandfathers, and prepared to stuff money into the merit box.

But that's a suggestion when no one is looking, and now this master is sitting by the merit box and watching, where is Yang Caixia embarrassed to donate less? Wait for the donation to be less, the master is unhappy, what should I do if I calculate for myself? Yang Caixia didn't want to take this risk.

"Wait, don't donate yet, master, I want you to calculate how much money I brought with me today, master, if you get the calculation, I will donate a thousand yuan of incense money." After Li Xincheng stopped Yang Caixia from stuffing money into the merit box, he asked the middle-aged Taoist priest.

The middle-aged Taoist priest looked at Li Xincheng, with a look of understanding, and smiled faintly: "If Poor Dao didn't guess wrong, donor, you shouldn't have any money with you today, right?" ”