Chapter 199: Crossing the River and Demolishing the Bridge
The next day, the sky was clear, the sun was shining, the breeze was light, the air was fresh, and it was a pleasant feeling.
Shiso rushed to the old place early in the morning, and chatted with the white swan "White Peony" about what the crane "stuffy" said to it yesterday, and especially emphasized that the crane "stuffy" is not too selfish, but too inferior, although it looks arrogant on the outside, but it is actually very inferior in its heart.
"If that's the case, let's ask it to come over tomorrow. Wouldn't it be better for the two of us to finalize it face to face? ”
The white peony finally made up her mind to agree to the blind date, so she relented.
"It's amazing. That's what I'm waiting for. That's a good sign. No, I see that you are now a little glowing, and it is estimated that your recent unfavorable events are likely to be eliminated. Shiso said overjoyed.
"Cut, I don't believe you. Take me to my heart's content. Hum! Bai Peony's heart widened slightly, her eyebrows raised slightly, and she said with a smile.
"Hey, hey. I'm going to go back and talk to him, and I'll have you both talk to him face to face. That's fine, I'll take my leave. Shisu hurriedly said, "Sister bye-bye, little babies bye-bye!" Shiso flew away excitedly.
"Good news, good news. It's a success! It's a success! It was still far from the water curtain cave where Uncle Xianhe lived, and Zi Su shouted excitedly.
"What went wrong?" "Stuffy" and Xi'er both ran out of the water curtain hole and asked in unison, of course, they asked knowingly.
"Hey, hey! I won't tell you. Zi Su eyebrows danced, deliberately selling Guan Zidao.
"I know, you succeeded in protecting the media for Uncle Shi, didn't you?" Xi'er said with a grin.
"Succeeded? Are you sure? Aren't you kidding me? Am I not dreaming? The crane couldn't wait to ask.
After getting Shisu's accurate reply, the crane "sullen" this time was really a stone falling to the ground, and it seemed a little happy that it couldn't find the southeast and northwest, and it felt dizzy from the heart.
After turning around several times, "Stuffy" actually blushed and said, "Why don't you two peck me and see if I hurt." ”
"Hee-hee. Uncle Shi, you are so interesting. I'll give you a peck. Xi'er said with a slight smile, and then, unceremoniously, pecked it on the neck with her mouth.
"Ouch!" Xianhe shouted, "You little girl really doesn't know how important it is. You're so heavy that you almost pecked my old bones apart. I don't dare to let you do it again next time. ”
"Cut, it's all an old bone, and you still talk about love, are you ashamed? I'm ashamed of you! Xi'er scoffed.
"You little girl, you know what a fart! It's called 'twilight love', and it's the most fashionable. I also call it 'keeping up with the times'. Do you understand? The crane said with a face thicker than the city wall.
"It's still 'twilight love'. I think it's pretty, not ashamed, and it's pretty much. Hee-hee! Xi'er deliberately joked.
"Xi'er, don't make trouble. Serious matters. Seeing that they were arguing endlessly, Zi Su hurriedly interjected and said, "You quickly think about it, how can you make Uncle Shi's blind date pass tomorrow." ”
This time, it's time for Uncle Shi to make his debut, but you have to perform well, and you must not smash the show!
Xi'er seriously gave ideas to "Stuffy", taught him how to speak, how to pay attention to appearance and conversation, how to know how to be polite and self-contained, etc., almost taught him like a two- or three-year-old child, and almost wanted to die.
What's even funnier is that this old boy is actually very convinced, and he is resigned, nodding and accepting it, which is simply hilarious!
The next morning, "Stuffy" and White Peony officially started a blind date.
A long-legged tall crane and a short-legged short duck meet, a crisp and loud voice and a low and hoarse voice are intertwined, as if "chickens and ducks talk", unique, simply interesting!
However, they talked for a long time, and they didn't know what the other party was talking about, and they didn't even understand the slightest meaning.
In the end, there was no way, the conversation between the two had to be translated through the "human brain" of the perilla sparrow to understand the meaning of both sides.
This also cast a shadow on the future interaction between the two "people", which not only made Xianhe "stuffy" very aggrieved and embarrassed, but also made Bai Peony very frustrated and lost her interest in further interaction with "stuffy".
Seeing that the two were about to break up, Shisu hurriedly proposed that from now on, let them come here every morning, and Zisu would tutor the crane and the white swan in their "foreign language" learning.
In a word, it means teaching both parties to learn each other's language, so that there is no language barrier between them in the future, so that they can communicate freely.
However, if you want to learn, you should start now.
Zi Su asked them if they had any opinions, and both said they had no opinions.
In the blink of an eye, the perilla sparrow began the on-site teaching of cranes and white swans, such as:
"Eat", the swan is called "smack", and the crane is called "quack";
"Flying", the swan is called "silly mile, silly mile", the crane is called "bitter, bitter" and so on.
Speaking of which, animal language and expressions are much simpler than human language.
Therefore, Shiso did not take this language learning support seriously.
However, even such a simple language learning makes it quite difficult for a crane with a long and thin tongue and a white swan with a big tongue to learn each other's language.
In particular, the big tongue of the white peony wants her to learn the language of cranes, which makes her crazy.
In this way, in the end, I had to let the crane "stuffy" a "person" work hard, who called it so fond of white swans?
This is its initiative to pursue the white peony, and no one can complain.
Watching the long thin tongue of "Sullen Sao" snort and pretend to learn to speak with a big tongue is as funny as an adult learning to talk to a baby who is breastfeeding.
Bai Peony was also amused by the strange duck language and funny appearance of "Stuffy Sao", and even her three little babies laughed along with it.
As the white peony gradually became familiar with the "stuffy sao", after a long time of contact, I found that it also has a lot of advantages, such as: speaking more humorously, doing things vigorously, straightforward personality, not exaggerated and like to do practical things.
Seeing that the relationship between the two of them became more and more harmonious and intimate, Shiso Sparrow felt that he could no longer be a light bulb as a "matchmaker" or "old man under the moon", and it was time to retire.
But what Shiso didn't expect was that its own doom was about to befall him......
That night, the crane suddenly called Shiso and said to it for a showdown:
"Boy, I see your mission is done. However, it is also very well done.
But, in that case, it is useless for you to stay with me.
I'm going to give you back and give you back to the owl tease.
Because my precious sapphire is still in his hand, I still have to use the sapphire to propose to the white peony! Do you have any other comments? ”