Chapter 1: The Stinky Rascal
The cool breeze blew and could not blow the ancient trees and pines, but shook a low bush of low trees, and the little bird hidden among the leaves seemed to wake up, and jumped up rapidly, and crossed a wing mark on the surface of the stream in the forest.
The stream meandered, and soon it met another stream, and the two suddenly jumped out of the mountain merrily, and finally gushed out together at the cliff and fell into a waterfall.
This waterfall, like white satin and light yarn, slowly covers the clear pool under the cliff, rises a cloud and mountain fog cover, the smoke waves are misty, as if the fairyland of the world is general, people are not forbidden to step, can not bear to step on.
However, such a wonderful picture, there is a hint of dissonance.
A man who could not tell his age, with a full face, wearing a tattered black tight vest, army green shorts, barefoot, and long yellow hair on his head, was lying on his back on a large rock by the pool, in an extremely indecent posture, half-closed eyes wantonly plucking his nostrils...
Beside him, there were two other girls, one of whom looked just over the crown of weakness. The eyebrows are like Edai, the face is like glazed porcelain, and the long black hair hangs down the neck like a white jade bottle, and is draped over the thin shoulders. With the short-sleeved floral dress on her body, she is particularly attractive.
Sadly, she was sitting in a metal wheelchair and seemed to be unable to move her lower body.
The other girl looked like she was eight or nine years old, facing Cheongtan and sitting on the edge of the stone with her hands propped up. Outside of some wide T-shirts, the skin exposed is slightly dark, slightly rough, and the face is not so good-looking, but it is also very well-behaved. At this moment, she was pouting, and suddenly turned her head to the man lying behind her, and the pigtails on the back of her head shook violently, quite smart.
A crisp voice sounded: "Brother Tang, go on!" What happened to Supreme Treasure? Did Bai Jingjing eat him after he transformed? Alas~~~You go on~~~"
The little girl stretched out her hand to shake the man while she was coquettish.
"Brother Tang" opened his eyes, stretched out comfortably, grabbed the little girl's hand, and wiped the nascopic boogers on his fingers on her wrists, completely ignoring the little girl's disgust and disgust, and pretended to be serious and said: "Girl, children should go to bed early and get up early, so that they can grow taller and become more beautiful." Look at Sister Pear, how beautiful it is! It is precisely because she has been persisting in sleeping and eating more since she was a child that she has grown so white and tender, like an Internet celebrity star! ”
The "Sister Pear" in the wheelchair was obviously offended by such a "compliment", and her face was full of black lines, and she feigned anger: "Okay, you Wantang, think I don't know that you are saying that I am like a pig?" And call me a pear again! Next time I'll have to tear your clothes into a vest, huh! ”
Wan Tang didn't care, closed his eyes again, and replied slowly: "It doesn't matter, anyway, the weather is so hot that it's about to explode, and it's just cool to change it to a vest." ”
The girl giggled, and made a suggestion with an innocent face: "Sister Ah Li, you can try to change Brother Tang's pants next time, isn't Brother Tang afraid of heat, it should be cooler to open two holes in the back of his buttocks." ”
Hearing this, Wan Tang sat up and looked at the girl sadly: "You have changed, you were not like this before......"
The corners of Ah Li's mouth curled slightly, and he sneered lightly: "Heh, I didn't learn it from you!" ”
Wan Tang was choked speechless, rolled his eyes, quickly organized the language in his mind, and was about to refute two sentences, but saw the girl retract her legs, turned around, grabbed the corners of Wan Tang's clothes with both hands, and asked him with wide open eyes: "Brother Tang, what is an Internet celebrity?" What is a big star? ”
The girl's interruption made Wan Tang's thoughts suddenly stop, and he even ignored the girl's action of taking the opportunity to wipe his nose on the hem of his clothes.
He looked up and stared blankly at the stars and moon in the night sky, which were much clearer than he remembered.
There are also several in a straight line, emitting a dazzling cold light, like bright buttons, dividing the curtain of night in two, sprinkling a silver light on the earth, illuminating it like a "false sun" of day.
Wan Tang suddenly felt a little bored.
Even though it had been more than two years since he regained consciousness, he still couldn't get used to the brightness of the night, and the light made him feel a little confused and had nowhere to hide.
Taking a deep breath and sweeping away the haze in his heart, Wan Tang put on a smiling face again:
"Internet celebrities, how do you say it? Do you remember those picture albums that came out under the bed of the sixth master before, they are those books called magazines? ”
The girl covered her open mouth with her hand: "Huh? Those who don't have any clothes on? I don't remember, I don't remember! "The little brain is like a rattle.
Wan Tang coughed... Do you just remember those unclothed books?!
"Ahem, ahem, it's the ones with the clothes on! is the good-looking sisters on the cover, the kind of people who are popular and liked by many people, they are big stars. Internet celebrities are not much different from them, but not so many people know and follow them. ”
The girl tilted her head and began to recall: "Those sisters are really good-looking, I really want to know who is so capable and can draw them so beautiful!" ”
"That's not a painting, it's called a photo, it's taken by a camera."
"What's a camera? Seems to have heard it somewhere. ”
"Boom!" Wan Tang knocked a chestnut on the top of the girl's forehead, "You forgot the lesson that Teacher Wang gave you a few days ago?" It's cameras, cameras, cell phones, and stuff! See if I don't hit your little report! ”
The girl rubbed her forehead and said aggrievedly, "I haven't seen it!" Of course, I wasn't impressed. Such an amazing thing, if I had to use it too, I would definitely remember it for a lifetime! ”
When Wan Tang heard this, he sighed silently in his heart, he was actually not very willing to talk about these things with the children. The little children in the village who were born after the advent of the "White Night Era", every time they talk to them about the products of the previous era, their big eyes will always flash a little yearning from time to time.
This made Wan Tang feel a little guilty every time, as if he had taken away the cakes and sweets that had been placed in front of the children.
Really......
"It's hard to have a chance to use it again, those things need electricity to use, but now, the electricity is gone..."
Wan Tang's tone was involuntarily a little low.
"Then Brother Tang, do you know how the electricity is gone?" The girl's curiosity suddenly became strong.
Haunting imps...
"How do I know, you should go and ask your teacher Wang!" Wan Tang said angrily, in fact, he had always guessed in his heart, most likely it was related to the "fake suns" in the sky.
"Hee-hee! I know! ”
The girl's expression was a little smug.
"Oh?"
The girl raised her little head, and said with her eyebrows fluttering: "The sixth master told me a long time ago!" He said that Lei Gong quarreled with the electric mother, but the electric mother was angry, and she didn't want to go to work, so she went outside to play! Like the fat aunt, she used to quarrel with Teacher Wang, and then she didn't cook for several days, so we could only eat what the sixth master made. ”
Sixth Master... Vomit...
But whenever the sixth master is associated with eating, Wan Tang will be nauseous, not that the things made by the sixth master are not delicious, but that Wan Tang has an extreme psychological shadow for something in his impression, and this shadow happens to be related to the sixth master.
Wan Tang didn't want to continue on this topic, and he didn't want to be pestered by this little kid anymore, so he had to save the country:
"Ah Li?"
"Humph!" Ah Li responded with a snort. She knew that whenever Wan Tang didn't call her pear, it was the time to ask her.
"Take the girl back to the room to sleep, I guess it's almost 10 o'clock."
"Don't go, I'm going to get cold." Ah Li's attitude was cold.
"Go! I'm going to take a shower! ”
"You wash! Who rarely looks at you! ”
Wan Tang didn't say a word, got up silently, took off his vest first, exposed the black rope pendant around his neck, took it off and put it on the stone surface with his clothes. Then he put his hand on the brim of his pants and made a gesture to take it off, seeing that half of his white ass was exposed.
"Girl, come here, push my sister back." Ah Li shook his head.
The girl blushed, reluctantly stood up, kicked Wan Tang's flip-flops into the pool, then walked behind Ah Li, held the handle of the wheelchair, turned the wheelchair around, and slowly pushed it down the slope on the edge of the boulder.
Before leaving, the girl turned around and scolded:
"Brother Sugar is a stinky rascal!"
......
With no one around, waterfalls, insects and distant bird chirping mingle to make the moment even more peaceful.
Wan Tang smiled, and was about to strip naked and jump into the pool, when his intuition told him that something was wrong, and he looked vigilantly at a large tree on the opposite side of the pool.
"Fat sister! You're peeking at me taking a shower again! Wan Tang was a little sad and indignant.
"Phew!" After the first sound, a half-aged who was not fat, and even a little slim, flashed out from behind the big tree.
"When you lost your memory a few years ago, my mother didn't know how many times she bathed you, and she still needed to peek?! Tut-tut, this body is really getting more and more stylish, do you want the old lady to help you make soap? There is a kind of light in the fat sister's eyes, which seems to be the legendary "lewd light".
Wan Tang stretched out his hand to hide his face, and a trace of helplessness welled up in his heart.
......
Regarding Wan Tang's amnesia, this matter has to start from the beginning.
More than ten years ago, Wan Tang was still an ordinary salesman.
I don't know how the lives of other salesmen are, anyway, Wan Tang at that time, every day was full of monotony and boredom.
Punching in, meeting customers, being humiliated by the boss, thinking about what to eat at noon, failing to achieve performance, thinking about what to eat at night, and then leaving work.
At night, I am liberated, immersed in mobile phones, computers, games, movies, novels, and reluctantly go to bed at two or three o'clock in the morning, and then reluctantly get up and go to work.
Occasionally, I go to the gym to stay, but I can't last long, but fortunately, the food on weekdays is not rich, so my body has been kept in a "slim" state.
Full of confusion about life, no direction for the future, feelings ... It's full of longing for feelings.,It's a pity.,It's always been a mother's solo.。
In fact, Wan Tang has a crush, a girl who transferred to their school in the third year of junior high school.
In a popular novel "The Girl We Chased Together in Those Years", Wan Tang basically did all the things that were described, or not described, about what boys did for girls, the only difference is that the girl didn't know that Wan Tang liked her, or rather, the girl didn't know how much Wan Tang liked her.
Because Wan Tang is an orphan, he has low self-esteem in his bones, and he doesn't dare to show his heart to the girl.
Finally one day, the girl fell in love, and then Wan Tang heard from someone else about the date of their marriage.
Disheartened, Wan Tang quit his job, sent a voice message to his uncle who had raised him for many years, then packed his bags, turned off his mobile phone, and went to the mountains alone for a hike similar to cultivation.
Hiking is very hard, the wind and sun are exposed, there is a lack of food and clothing, and insects bite mosquitoes, which makes Wan Tang regret making such a decision.
And just as he was about to finish this practice, a dazzling light in the sky passed through the gap in the shade of the trees and hit him straight in the head, and then he realized that ——— himself had crossed!
He entered a space with a rather vague background, and everything far and near seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, as if everything was illusory, and he could only feel the reality of the ground beneath his feet.
While he was still pondering whether he belonged to the soul or the body, he suddenly found that he was surrounded by a group of monsters, humanoid, non-human, all sorts, all the monsters he had seen or read about in the past stories were full of them, all staring at him with malicious eyes, if the creepy holes in the faces of some monsters could be called eyes!
Unlike the background, these monsters are real! When they plunged their claws or teeth into Wan Tang's body and tore it apart, it was the only thought he had left.
And then he died!
After experiencing a pain like ten thousand ants devouring bones, he actually came back to life with full blood!
He's so resurrected!
Before he was shocked, the figures of the monsters began to appear around him one after another, and before he could scold "I swear", his head flew up.
He died again.
Then he was resurrected again.
The monsters have reappeared.
......
Cycle.
No way? The thief God let him cross over just so that he would die and die, die and die?
What did he do?!
Pain, disappointment, grievance, unwillingness, all the negative emotions come one by one, and finally come together, it becomes anger, endless anger!
He began to rebel.
His fists, his teeth, his nails, his forehead, his elbows, his knees, everything that could be used as a weapon, he used it to bombard the monsters, using all his strength.
Finally, his anger was exhausted, and then he was tired, because he found that this was of no avail, and he still died again and again.
He began to calm down, concentrating on the methods and techniques of killing the monsters, although he didn't have much time to think about each time, but fortunately, these monsters did not exceed the strength and defense of the regular body, and all his preoccupation finally paid off over time.
For the first time, he killed a humanoid monster covered in pus, similar to crawling out of a swamp dung pit.
Then there is the second reptile like the "face-hugging worm" in the alien.
And then the third, the fourth...
He still inevitably dies and dies, but every time he "dies", he will definitely take more than one monster with him.
After a long time, the last monster finally fell in front of him.
A burst of light flashed, and Wan Tang was full of joy and thought that he was about to leave this world.
However, after the scene changed, he found himself in a huge battlefield of cold weapons, he was a small soldier among the countless human warriors who were fighting each other on the field, these warriors could not see their faces clearly, but Wan Tang could clearly feel the bloodlust and brutality from their bodies.
The process of killing and being killed continues.
Another period of time passed without knowing the years, Wan Tang's body and mind had already tended to be numb, and when the last enemy died under his sword, he didn't even have any thoughts, just silently prepared for the arrival of the next scene.
......
I don't know how many scene rotations he has experienced, and I can't remember how many times he has been resurrected from the dead and how many enemies he has killed, but in the process, he has learned and mastered almost all the offensive methods and power skills that can be displayed through the human body, including the use of various hot and cold weapons. It is no exaggeration to say that Wan Tang is a real killing machine!
Suddenly, one day, inexplicably, he was suddenly thrown out of this mysterious world.
The moment he opened his eyes, he was sure that he was back in the real world, he was still leaning back to the tree, the angle of the shade was almost exactly the same as in his unusually clear memory, and it was as if time had not passed a minute!
A severe headache followed, and he passed out completely.
It is worth mentioning that at this time in the sky, the "false sun" emerged, and then, the electricity disappeared.