Chapter 93 Physical Examination
"Take off your glasses, cover your right eye, and test your left eye first." The doctor's words came from the other side.
Chen Ruilin took off his glasses, picked up the thing on the table to cover his eyes, and began the test.
"I can't see it, I can't see it." As soon as he covered his eyes, Chen Ruilin spoke.
"No, young man, you can't see it before I start pointing here?" The doctor who was testing on the opposite side said helplessly.
Dormitory 3: "......"
Brother, your eyesight, you didn't lie, take off your glasses, you are really blind!
"I'm sorry, doctor, I said something in a hurry, so may I ask the doctor, do you start pointing now?" Chen Ruilin asked a little embarrassed.
"It's started, this, can you see it?" The doctor asked, holding a stick.
"I can see the letters in front, but I can't read your stick clearly." Chen Ruilin said.
Doctor: "......"
Boy, you're here to make trouble, aren't you?
"Then I'll change to a laser pointer, can you see which letter I'm referring to now?" The doctor asked, a little tired, taking out a laser pointer from his pocket.
"Invisible." Chen Ruilin shook his head and said.
Doctor: "......"
Can't you pretend to see? Anyway, no matter which letter I'm referring to if you look at it or not, your eyesight is also failing, and you have to wear glasses! It's too faceless, little brother.
"Well, that young man, wait a minute, I'll go get a broom." The doctor said suddenly.
Dormitory four: "??? ”
Doctor, you're not kind, people are telling the truth, you still have to beat people with a broom, are you going too far?
"Doctor, my brother is just telling the truth, you beat people with a broom, right? As a doctor, let's not mention this medical skill for the time being, but we still need to have the most basic medical ethics, right? Sun Yue was upset for Chen Ruilin.
Doctor: "??? ”
"Who said I was going to beat people with a broom, I was thinking that the stick of the broom is bigger and thicker, and if you use that letter to refer to the letter, your brother will be able to see it more clearly." The doctor's eyes widened and he said with some grievance.
It's so hard to be a doctor! If you want to take a broom to point to the letters, you will be mistaken for a beating!
"Oh oh, I'm sorry, doctor, my fault is my fault, I thought, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you, I'm really sorry, please forgive me for my rude remarks!" Sun Yue hurriedly smiled awkwardly and apologized.
"It's okay, it's okay, I also have something I didn't do well, I didn't make it clear to you in advance, I don't blame you for misunderstanding." The doctor also waved his hand at the dormitory members very loudly.
After waiting for about two minutes, the doctor came back with a sanitation worker's broom.
"Alright, this is what I took at the door, this pole should be the biggest of all the brooms, young man, can you see the pole clearly?" The doctor smiled at Chen Ruilin.
Chen Ruilin: "......"
You broom, strong and strong!
"I can see it clearly, I can see it clearly." Chen Ruilin nodded.
Chen Ruilin didn't lie, he really could see the first three lines clearly, although Li Xincheng didn't know if it was true, because the first three lines could be backed by the back, there were only a few, and Chen Ruilin was still a liberal arts student, so he could definitely memorize it.
"Alright, next." After the doctor finished pointing with the broom, he put down the broom and said.
Sun Yue stood at the test table and picked up something to cover his eyes.
"Classmate, can you see my pole clearly?" The doctor changed back to the previous stick and asked Sun Yuedao.
"Uh, you can see it!" Sun Yue said.
"Then I'll give you a different broom finger." The doctor said.
As Li Xincheng expected, Sun Yue could also see the first three lines clearly.
Haven't you all put some effort into memorizing your eye charts?
After Sun Yue, Li Xincheng went up, Lei Dengyu said that he had the best eyesight, and he wanted to finale, Li Xincheng didn't know where he got his confidence, and he dared to compare his eyesight with the hanging coin?
"Classmate, can you see the pole in my hand clearly?" The doctor was frightened by Chen Ruilin, so he asked this first as soon as he came.
"Well, I can see it very clearly, even the stains on the sticks, I can see it clearly." Li Xincheng said confidently.
Doctor: "......"
What's going on today? Isn't it appropriate to go out? How do you always meet strange people? The one just said that he couldn't see the rod clearly, and now this one says that even the stains on the rod can be seen clearly, so you're monkeys who invited me to play with me, right?
Li Xincheng didn't lie, he could see the letters on the eye chart clearly, harm, this can pierce Yang's eyes in a hundred steps, can he joke with you?
Li Xincheng's eyes have seen too many things, and they can see them very clearly.
Back then, in order to study, Li Xincheng chiseled the wall to steal light, and never gave up studying even after having a needle.
Li Xincheng could not see the neighbor's every move very clearly, and even a few moles on his body, Li Xincheng could see it clearly!
"Okay, next." The doctor said.
Li Xincheng came down confidently and replaced him with Lei Dengyu.
Walking down, Li Xincheng once again felt sought after by everyone.
"Sincerity! These eagle-like eyes, sharp, sharp, strong! Chen Ruilin's rainbow fart sent to the road.
"It's sincere, this vision, it's a pity not to go to the national team!" Sun Yue followed and touted.
Li Xincheng pressed his hand and motioned for all his younger brothers to sit down, all of them sat down, this is a daily operation, a daily operation!
Lei Dengyu also finished measuring his eyesight quickly, but compared to Li Xincheng, he was far worse, only one eye was 5.0, and the other was pseudomyopia.
"Now you're going to get your height checked?" Li Xincheng never forgot to measure his height, he didn't mean anything else, Li Xincheng just wanted to see if he had grown taller.
"Let's get blood first, right?" Chen Ruilin asked.
"Yes, blood first, blood first." Sun Yue said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Li Xincheng understands the thoughts of the two of them too well, one is short and the other is fat, so he definitely doesn't want to measure his height and weight to expose himself.
"Okay then, let's go get blood drawn first." Lei Dengyu thought for a moment.
Under the pressure of his roommates, Li Xincheng had to choose to take blood first, which he was most afraid of.
The line for drawing blood is not long, on the contrary, the short one is terrible, and it is estimated that everyone is also afraid, thinking that it can be delayed for a while.
As everyone knows, early death and late death are death.
Sitting at the blood drawing table, Li Xincheng watched the nurse take out a cotton swab to wipe his hands, and his heart began to feel a little nervous.
"Reach out and give you a rub of alcohol." The nurse sister looked at Li Xincheng, who was a little nervous, and smiled.
"Sister nurse, how are your skills? Does it hurt? I was a little scared. Li Xincheng said a little nervously.
"Ah, me? I just came to the internship last month, and in terms of technology, it should be barely okay, I still stabbed a lot of villains in our school, and if it hurts, it varies from person to person, it should hurt a little bit! The nurse sister smiled.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Woowoo, I want to go home! Sister, you just came to intern, why don't you stay in the hospital and learn more? I have to come out to draw blood, I can't learn anything! I'm going to find your dean and say a few nice words for you!
"How much does a little pain hurt?" Li Xincheng asked uncertainly.
"Uh, don't worry about this, you're so thin, the blood vessels are easy to find, it's easy to pierce, those fat ones are miserable, their meat is too much, the surface is too thick, it's not easy to pierce, and their blood vessels are difficult to find, some may have to be pierced several times, and some even can't find the blood vessels several times, you this, I can see your blood vessels, just prick it, don't worry!" The nurse sister patted her chest and said.
Li Xincheng: "......"
Don't say it again, I'm so scared of what you said, and you still haven't answered the question of whether it hurts or not, I feel like it's not good.
"Sister nurse, take the liberty of asking, I... Me, can I get another person to draw blood? It's not that I can't trust you, sister, I can't trust myself. Li Xincheng stammered and asked.
Hearing what Li Xincheng said, the nurse's sister's face sank, and she no longer smiled just now.
Seeing the expression of the nurse's sister, Li Xincheng knew that he was going to suffer, and he was more than lucky.
"Don't worry, little brother, my sister will take good care of you, and she won't let you feel pain, at most, it's like being bitten by an ant, good boy, don't worry! You don't need to change it, can you trust my sister? At this time, the nurse was like a bad queen who coaxed Snow White to eat a poisonous apple, coaxing Li Xincheng with a hypocritical smile.
Li Xincheng: "......"
I don't believe it, I don't believe it at all.
"Whew!" Li Xincheng exhaled painfully.
Where does this feel like being bitten by an ant, is it like being bitten by a dog? It's still the kind of big dog, the Tibetan mastiff.