Chapter 203: My Heavenly Genius (First and Second Changes, 6K Chapters)
Zhao Liangze, a person who has been through the storm for a long time, was stunned by Wen Yinuo, and forgot to speak for a long time.
It wasn't until she spread her hands and said "I don't understand" that he came back to his senses and said with a smile: "It's just a joke, what we believe in is 'my life is up to me', what kind of crape myrtle bucket number are you, astrolabe natal chart, it doesn't work for me." โ
Lu listened closely, and immediately stared at Wen Yinuo with sassy eyes, and his face was full of "Scare him!" "There is no wind and no waves."
Unexpectedly, Wen Yinuo didn't have any desire to win, but just shrugged his shoulders, "This is also possible, I am actually very average in this regard, showing people peach blossoms, it is good to have a success rate of thirty percent." It's not as good as my uncle, he has at least a steady fifty percent success rate. โ
Wen Yinuo stretched out a white and tender palm, showing the success rate of "fifty percent".
Lu Jin was disappointed and muttered, "...... Only fifty percent? Am I wrong? โ
He got up from the couch, walked to the long table, pressed the button, and the virtual screen appeared in front of him again.
Lu Jin repeatedly watched the route of the car, and then watched the process of the double-petaled lotus flower constantly opening and closing, and frowned and said, "...... I don't believe it's just a coincidence. โ
Wen Yinuo stretched his neck curiously, looking at the scene of the virtual screen from behind the road, and felt that he was really powerful.
She smiled and said: "Of course it's not a coincidence, my uncle taught me to have a mantra, memorize the mantra, and then calculate the direction according to the actual situation, and then drive over at the set time." โ
Lu Jin, Xiao Yiyuan and Zhao Liangze looked at her together, and the expressions on their faces were indescribable.
Wen Yinuo shrank his neck back and said, "What's wrong?" Don't look at me like that, I'm too timid to be frightened......"
Then he pretended to pat his chest and put on a look of "I'm so scared".
Lu Jin looked at her thoughtfully and said, "...... Familiar with the mantra? Then calculate the direction according to the actual situation, and drive over at the given time? - A little girl who can tell fortunes, you also calculated your position, right? โ
He was a little thirsty, picked up a bottle of mineral water on the table and drank it.
"yes, according to the formula." Wen Yinuo said naturally, "It's not particularly difficult. It was not easy at first, but my uncle and I ...... I use it a lot. โ
She originally wanted to say that she was always being followed, but suddenly remembered Zhao Liangze's identity, and involuntarily swallowed that sentence again.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Liangze was very keenly aware of the words she swallowed, and said with a smile: "...... You and your uncle are often followed? Tsk, are you really just showing people Feng Shui? Didn't do anything else to break the law, did you? โ
"No, no!" Wen Yinuo stood up in fright, and hurriedly waved his hand to deny, "There really isn't!" It's just that our uncle and nephew are so amazing and talented! Among the Feng Shui gentlemen who have graduated from primary school per capita, they are too outstanding, and they will inevitably be strangled by the combined efforts of the chickens......"
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Lu Jin couldn't help laughing, squirted out the water he had just drunk, and poured it all on the virtual screen.
The double-petaled lotus flowers on the screen burst out more and more brilliantly under the moisture of the water traces.
Wen Yinuo was very honest at this time, standing with his hands on the seam of his trousers, as if he was being punished, and then said: "So, when I run for my life, I can always burst out a lot of survival instincts, and I learned this set of mantras in such a 'near death edge' again and again." โ
Xiao Yi didn't expect Wen Yinuo to follow Zhang Fengqi to see feng shui and experience so many things.
He was distressed and puzzled, and couldn't help asking, "...... Nono, is this true? Is there any royal law left? โ
"It's not a question of whether there is a royal law or not." Wen Yinuo sighed, "The law still stipulates that murder pays for life, do you think there is any way to prevent the appearance of murderers?" โ
"And there are always people who are jealous of the virtuous, especially my uncle and I are so powerful that it affects other people's jobs. You think, as the old saying goes, cutting off people's wealth is like killing one's parents. We robbed them of their money, and of course they will fight back. โ
Xiao Yiyuan looked at her silently, thinking that he really had to make a lot of money, so that Wen Yinuo wouldn't have to go out to show people feng shui anymore......
I didn't expect this line of business to be so dangerous, her family's "family business", it is better to close it.
Xiao Yiyuan made up her mind, but didn't say anything, just stood closer to her.
Zhao Liangze didn't answer at this time, just looked at the approach.
Lu Jin didn't pay attention to the conversation between Wen Yinuo and Xiao Yiyuan, he pondered for a long time, but he couldn't help asking: "Yinuo, this seamless set of so-called 'Nine Palace Lotus Array' can really be learned just by relying on a set of formulas?" โ
"yes." Wen Yinuo blinked suspiciously, "Why don't you all believe it?" โ
Her gaze swept over the faces of Lu Jin, Zhao Liangze, and Xiao Yiyuan, and she quickly saw that they were trying their best to hide their disapproval.
Lu Jin sneered and said: "Elementary school students can memorize the ninety-nine multiplication formula, but after the primary school students can memorize the multiplication formula, can they build a space shuttle?" โ
Wen Yinuo: "??? โ
What kind of blind metaphor is this, forgive her for being stupid and not understanding what logic there is between the two.
"Right? You don't think it's possible, right? Lu Jin sneered and waved his hand, turned off the virtual screen, propped his hands on the long table, and said in thought: "The gap between you memorizing the mantra and knowing how to guide the direction to achieve this effect is as far as a primary school student learning to memorize the multiplication mantra and then being able to build a space shuttle." - Do you understand what I said? โ
Wen Yinuo smiled embarrassedly, "I understand, you praise me for being a genius!" โ
Near: "!! โ
He was originally quite depressed, but he was amused by Wen Yinuo's words, pointed at her and smiled: "You little girl who can tell fortunes is really big-hearted!" It's a blessing to be open-minded and open-minded! - Unlike the average little girl with a small belly and chicken intestines, when others say a word, she can't wait to think about seventeen or eighteen back and forth in her heart! โ
Wen Yinuo said seriously: "Professor Lu, you are wrong, I have more eyes than ordinary little girls. When others say a word, they only want to go back and forth in seventeen or eighteen, and I can think about eighty-eight back and forth! โ
"Oh? You think about going back and forth so much, and I haven't seen you put your heart down and be angry with yourself? Lu Jin asked matter-of-factly.
"It's because I think too much about it, so I finally go back to the original point and return to the basics." Wen Yinuo said with a smile, "I have long learned not to be angry with others." My uncle said that the girl's family is always sulking, and it is easy to have breast hyperplasia, and in severe cases, it will become cancer. โ
Zhao Liangze and Xiao Yiyuan both looked away a little uncomfortably, eager to plug their ears.
Only Lu Jin is still discussing the academic issue of "women are angry" with Wen Yinuo.
"That's right, it's really easy to get breast hyperplasia when you're angry." Lu Jin nodded and said seriously: "The most direct consequence of anger is endocrine disorder, which is the number one cause of breast hyperplasia. Therefore, anger can lead to breast hyperplasia, which is completely fine. โ
Wen Yinuo let out an "ah" and said in surprise: "Really? I thought my uncle was scaring me...... But I did learn not to be angry with others, anyway, if I am angry, I will sprinkle it, and after I am done, I will pull it down, and I will not stay overnight. โ
Lu Jin smiled and patted her on the shoulder, "Good girl, it's really interesting to talk to you." Your uncle seems to be very interesting, can you give me a chance to meet your uncle? โ
"Okay! No problem! Wen Yinuo agreed, "My uncle is most envious of the cultural people in the university, and I know that he also wants to be a university professor, but it's a pity that ...... Creation makes people......"
Wen Yinuo shook his head and said with some regret.
"Hehe, then I'll have a chance later." The road is near, and he is about to leave.
Wen Yinuo still remembered the delicious seafood fried rice from a certain country, and hurriedly stopped him: "Professor Lu, what about the seafood fried rice you said?" โ
Lu Jin touched his head, regretting that he couldn't slip away, so he had to say, "...... You wait, I'll make a call. โ
Lu walked outside Zhao Liangze's office, took out his mobile phone, and called Gu Nianzhi.
Gu Nianzhi was reading documents in his office, and when he saw that it was the number near the road, he hurriedly picked it up and said, "Dad, what's the matter?" โ
Lu Jin said confidently: "You talk to your husband, and you say that I invited someone to eat seafood fried rice from a certain country, and they asked him to cook by name, and asked him when he was free to cook a pot of ...... for us today."
Later, the voice became lower and lower, and it was obvious that there was a lack of confidence.
Gu Nianyi knew that it was Lu Jin's "hype".
With Huo Shaoheng's identity today, who dares to "name" him to cook? - In addition to her family, such as herself, Ah Sui, there is also a road near.
However, Lu Jin has always been committed to supporting Lu Yuan and stepping on Huo Shaoheng, so he rarely named Huo Shaoheng to make food.
Today, he suddenly asked Huo Shaoheng to make his specialty seafood fried rice, there must be other reasons.
Gu Nianzhi held his mobile phone, let out a long "oh", and said, "Dad, you don't even believe the three-year-old Xiao Asui, do you think I will believe it?" โ
"My girl is the smartest, and when she hears it, she knows I'm lying." Lu Jin was not ashamed, but proudly "flattered" Gu Nianzhi, and his tone quickly softened, "...... I can't help this, I lost a bet with someone, so I had to ask your husband to help cook......"
Gu Nianzhi was angry and funny, "Dad, you bet with others, why do you want to use Shao Heng as a bet?" When did you become so familiar with him? โ
Lu Jin was "forced" by Gu Nianzhi to have no choice, so he had to touch his nose and "sell" Xiao Asui.
He smiled and said, "You think it's a good idea, right?" This is thanks to our naturally smart little Ah Sui! He gave me the idea! โ
Gu Nianzhi: "!! โ
"It's Ah Sui?! Why did he give you the idea to trick his father? Gu Nianzhi was very curious, because she knew that although her son was only three years old, he had obviously been "trained" by his father to be obedient......
"Well...... Probably your husband cheated on your son...... So your son has a ...... do the same," Lu Jin said with a haha, and finally emphasized: "I really promised others, except for your husband, no one can make seafood fried rice from a certain country taste like that." My friend is very mouthful, it's not your husband, I'm afraid I won't be able to stop her. โ
Gu Nianzhi saw that Lu Jin had said everything about this, so he had to nod and say, "Okay, I'll call Shaoheng." INTERVIEWER When are you going to have a treat? โ
Lu Jin twisted even more, and said with a smile: "...... Is it okay to have lunch at noon today? โ
Gu Nian looked at the watch,! It's already half past eleven!
It's only half an hour to prepare!
She tugged at the corners of her mouth and said, "I can help you ask, but I can't guarantee that I can do this." โ
Lu Jin hurriedly said: "Try it, try it...... Maybe it's free? โ
Although he said this, his heart was still beating a drum.
Taking advantage of the time when Gu Nianzhi went to call Huo Shaoheng, Lu was busy sending a message to Xiao Asui.
Ah Sui was young, and his parents didn't allow him to play with his mobile phone and computer now, but they couldn't isolate him from these modern technologies, so Lu Jian added some instant messaging software to his electric toys.
Ah Sui was dismantling a small telephone with a circuit in his toy room at this time.
Suddenly, he saw his electric car running to him.
Then the top cover of the car opened, and a small display screen stretched out, on which a nearby avatar appeared, talking to him: "Ah Sui? I'm Grandpa! โ
Ah Sui hurriedly threw down the small phone that he had dismantled, and whispered, "Grandpa, what's the matter?" โ
"Ah Sui, I used your method, do you think your dad will have time to cook seafood fried rice today?" The sound of the approaching road was also very low.
Ah Sui lay on the ground, holding his chubby little cheeks with two fat hands, and said with a smile: "Here!" Have free time! I know he's on vacation today! But he said he was busy, playing with his computer in the study! โ
"That's good...... That's ......" Lu Jin wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said with a smile: "Wait for grandpa to bring guests to your house for lunch, remember to stay calm, don't goof, do you hear?" โ
"Knowing grandpa, you promise that you don't wear a gang...... "Ah Sui lazily stretched out his little finger and turned the small display on the car.
Lu Jin remembered that he had already "confessed" to Gu Nianzhi, and suddenly felt a little guilty and blamed himself, feeling sorry for Xiao Asui.
He smiled hard and said, "You still need to say it!" Alright, I'll go first! โ
He hurriedly turned off the instant communication with Ah Sui.
The figure on the small display disappears and falls into the car.
The roof of the car was closed, and it automatically returned to the corner of the house and stopped.
It's like nothing happened.
Xiao Asui sat up from the ground, thinking that there would be delicious seafood fried rice later, and couldn't help licking his mouth.
His father was the most angry and rarely made this fried rice for him, saying that it was not good for the child's health.
This time, you can take someone else's light and eat it again.
However, is his grandfather really reliable and didn't confess him?
Ah Sui's little face became serious and fell into deep thought.
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When Gu Nianzhi called Huo Shaoheng here, Huo Shaoheng was still using the computer to analyze the "Double Lotus" video that Zhao Liangze sent him.
This route is so precise that even if he drove, he could probably only go so far.
It also requires the cooperation of various tracking equipment from heaven and earth, and there is no guarantee that the person who follows him can be led to the ditch.
If they can really learn this thing and teach it to those field personnel in their department, their self-protection ability can be greatly improved, and their casualty rate will be greatly reduced.
Wen Yinuo and Xiao Yiyuan, two non-professionals, can rely on this set of things, without causing additional casualties and social burdens, not only escape the pursuit of professionals, but also take those two professionals to the automatic jumping lake, what if their professionals learn this set of things?
In short, this is a set of low-cost, high-efficiency folk life-saving and anti-killing tricks!
Huo Shaoheng is really determined to get this set of things.
Seeing Gu Nianzhi's phone call, Huo Shaoheng put on a Bluetooth headset and said softly: "Nianzhi? โ
During work hours, Gu Nianzhi rarely called him.
If you fight, there must be something.
Gu Nianzhi was also very busy, and said straight to the point: "...... Are you free today? โ
Huo Shaoheng looked at his watch, "I'll go to Ah Sui for lunch in a while, what's wrong?" โ
"That's right." Gu Nianzhi said unceremoniously, "Your father-in-law lost a bet with someone, and the bet was that you made a meal of seafood fried rice from a certain country." If you're free at noon today, start preparing right away. โ
Huo Shaoheng: "??? โ
He thought he had misheard, "What did you say?" Who did Professor Lu bet with and lose? Why do I bet on cooking for people? โ
Gu Nianzhi didn't have time to explain more, just smiled and said, "I don't know the specific situation, you have to ask your precious son." โ
After saying that, he hung up the phone.
Then thinking about Ah Sui's little idea, Gu Nianzhi suddenly couldn't help but laugh on the table.
Her little Ah Sui is so weird and cute!
After laughing, she called Lu Jin: "Dad, okay, you can take your friend to the official residence." By the way, will your friend be able to go through security? โ
Lu was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "If you can, you can!" They go to my mansion first, and then to your house! โ
The official residence near the road is the next-door neighbor to Huo Shaoheng, but it is actually the same as a family.
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Huo Shaoheng sat expressionless for a while before turning off the computer, standing up and walking out of the house.
He casually dusted off the sleeves of his regular clothes, and soon came to Ah Sui's toy room.
Knock knock on the door three times.
Ah Sui, who was kneeling in the middle of the toy room, turned around suddenly, and saw Huo Shaoheng's tall figure standing at the door, his eyes lit up, and he immediately stood up and stumbled towards Huo Shaoheng.
"Daddy! Are you done?! Ah Sui misses his father so much! Ah Sui hugged Huo Shaoheng's calf, trying to climb up.
In the past, when he did this, Huo Shaoheng would definitely bend down and pick him up.
But today, Huo Shaoheng just hugged his arms and looked at him coldly and condescendingly.
That look, the high-level staff under him couldn't stand it.
But the three-year-old little Ah Sui didn't care about his gaze at all, just raised his head and said happily: "Dad! Ah Sui's mission is accomplished! โ
Huo Shaoheng: "......"
This kid is really a sperm, right?
It's only three years old, so you can see people's faces?
He looked at him carefully, but on the snow-white little bun face, he couldn't see any look such as "weak heart" or "guilt".
It's full of "I'm done!" "I'm so good", "Come and praise me" are the unique self-satisfaction and complacency of children.
"How did you get the job done?" Huo Shaoheng was unmoved, and said coldly, "There is a lie, I will send you to a full-time nursery school immediately." โ
Ah Sui shuddered involuntarily, immediately let go of his legs, no longer tried to climb on him, stood up straight, tilted his head and honestly "confessed leniently".
"Dad asked me to ask my grandfather for help, so I told my grandfather that the big sister likes money and likes to eat, find the best food for her, and if she can't give it money, that's it."
Huo Shaoheng was unmoved, "What else?" โ
โโฆโฆ Well, I also boasted to my grandfather that my father's seafood fried rice from a certain country is the best and best in the world! Ah Sui's eyes were shining, like Gu Nianzhi, and there was even a drop of crystal saliva flowing from his mouth, hanging under the side of his ruddy and delicate lips.
Huo Shaoheng pulled the corners of his mouth, couldn't help but take out a tissue, bent down to wipe his saliva, "So you instigated your grandfather to bet on your father's fried rice, right?" โ
โโฆโฆ There was no instigation. Ah Sui shook his head repeatedly, "It's just a hint...... Implication ......"
The little head shakes like a rattle.
Huo Shaoheng picked him up and sat on his arm, and nodded his little nose: "You are really good at pretending to be public and private, do you want to eat seafood fried rice made by your father?" โ
"No, no, no!" Ah Sui denied it, but one leg shook frantically from side to side, as if to say, "That's it!" โ
It's really a mouth saying no, but the body is very honest.
It's good that a three-year-old can get this done to this point.
But Huo Shaoheng didn't praise him.
Because Ah Sui's personality is really not suitable for praise, give him a look, he can make up for himself, he is the focus of everyone's eyes, and he really doesn't know how thick the sky is.
Huo Shaoheng carried him to the kitchen and said, "I'll make this seafood fried rice today, because your grandfather lost the bet." But this account will be recorded on you. Now you sit by and watch for me. You have to learn to make this dish, and you have to do it better than me, and make it for all of us to eat in the future, okay? โ
Ah Sui glared at his father, and after a long while, he held back a sentence: "...... Dad, it's illegal for you to use child labor! โ
"You are my son, and my son is filial to Lao Tzu, and it is righteous." Huo Shaoheng touched his head and fixed him to a child high seat.
There was a seat belt on the seat, and as soon as it was fastened, he couldn't escape.
But although Ah Sui likes to eat, he really doesn't like to cook.
At this time, he was tied to a high seat by Huo Shaoheng and watched him do boring preliminary preparations, and regretted ten thousand times that he shouldn't have made such a bad idea, so that even the seafood fried rice he had in his heart was not fragrant.
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When Wen Yinuo and Xiao Yiyuan were taken to Huo Shaoheng's mansion by the road, the lid of a certain country's seafood fried rice had just been lifted.
Wen Yinuo suddenly smelled the strange fragrance that he had never smelled before, and immediately moved his index finger and hurriedly said, "What kind of fragrance is this?" What kind of scent is this?! Oh, my God! This food is only available in the sky! It's rare to hear about it in the world! It's a pity that my mother, uncle and grandfather are not here, otherwise they would have been able to taste the delicious food of the world! โ
Lu Jin was very proud, "This is the seafood fried rice of a certain country that I told you." What do you think? Not bad, right? I didn't lie to you, did I?! โ
Lu was so embarrassed, Wen Yinuo didn't want him to be too happy, she rolled her eyes and said, "Who knows? Many of the dishes also smell good and taste average......"
She was talking to Lu Jin, and was taken by him to the kitchen of Huo Shaoheng's mansion.
The snow-white and cute little ball was sitting on the children's high seat with a helpless face, one hand on his cheek, and his cute little brow was almost knotted.
"Huh? How are you?! Wen Yinuo's heart jumped suddenly, almost jumping out of her throat.
Huo Shaoheng turned around, dressed in a regular suit, his dragon and phoenix posture, and his calm breath came to his face, and the coercion that could not be restrained almost made Wen Yinuo's legs so weak that he knelt on the spot.
โโฆโฆ Yes, yes, it's Huo Shao's own seafood fried rice?! Wen Yinuo's eyes widened, and he was almost speechless, "...... I, I, I'm reluctant to eat! I want to bring back three sticks of incense a day to supply the ancestor of Sanqing! โ
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