Chapter 719: Arkham's Head Joker
"Ahhh————h
Looking at Harley, the harley girl rolling all over the ground, Russell wondered in his heart, why when she mentioned the clown, Harley was like seeing the enemy who killed her father, could they have broken up?
No, why did you blow it when you said you wanted to be each other's little devils?
It's a mismatch in character, a mismatch in size, family pressure, and clowns who are too clingy......
Or Harley found out that the Joker's true love was Batman, and she was just having fun!
Russell didn't know why, but he believed that someone knew, turned around and asked, "What kind of madness is this woman?" ”
"That's her!"
"Harley Quinn has always been a madman."
"Yes!"
"It's never been normal!"
“……”
Hitting teammates is a hidden skill of every team, and they may have a weak output against enemies, but once they aim their guns at their teammates, they will be superpowered, and the Suicide Squad is no exception.
"The Joker killed her dog, and then they broke up." The final word of the death shot clarifies the key points and answers Russell's questions.
"I see!"
Russell nodded silently, man and dog, the answer to this multiple-choice question is obvious.
"Ahhhh
Harley Harley was still rolling on the ground, and Russell grabbed her arm and lifted her up: "I remember that you used to be a doctor in Arkham Asylum, specializing in the mentally ill, and I think you are very familiar with the environment there. ”
"Ahhh
"It just so happens that I lack a guide, and it's you."
"Ahhh
"Since you don't object, then it's decided."
Russell made the decision, and Harley jerked out the large-caliber pistol, pressed it into the eye socket of his visor, and pulled the trigger without hesitation.
Boom!
A gunshot rang out, and Russell stood in place with his head up, everyone was so angry that they didn't dare to take a breath, waiting for the result without blinking.
"I've waited for so long, and no one shouted 'kill the beautiful', it seems that everyone is very mature!"
Ten seconds later, Russell shook his head, pulled out the bullet from the eye socket of his visor, threw it aside, and said in disappointment: "Amanda Waller chose the wrong person, this suicide squad has no determination to commit suicide, failed!" ”
“……”x6
The corner of Deathshot's eye twitched: "You, you, like King Shark, have an invulnerable body?" ”
"Oh, you can see it, the guy has a good eye."
If I can't see this, I might as well die.
It's not good to shoot the whole person: "I see, your superpower has nothing to do with the armor on your body, it comes from your own ...... Wait, then why are you wearing armor, isn't it redundant? ”
Russell kindly explained: "This is not an overkill, this is called a trick...... Tactics, armor is an indispensable part of me, and it has a profound meaning. ”
"What's the point?"
Death shot blurted out, and after saying it, he regretted it, because the reason for many people's deaths is 'you know too much'.
"Of course, they were fooled by fools, and they tried their best to dismantle my armor in order to defeat me. I thought it would work, but I took off my armor and became faster, taller, and stronger, isn't it funny? ”
Russell was proud, pointed to a few people and said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's your current expression, the same as a sand sculpture, it's so funny!" ”
Dead shot looked aggrieved: "I, I ......"
WQNMD!
Death shot secretly slandered, Gotham's superheroes, starting with Batman, one is more yin than the other, one is more neurotic than the other, there are no normal people.
"Without further ado, it's time to get down to business."
Russell snatched the pistol from Harley's hand and pressed it against her chin: "Miss Quinn, what do you think of hiring you to take me to Arkham Asylum with your life as a commission?" ”
A drop of cold sweat slipped from the corner of Hallie's eyes, and she smiled forcefully: "No problem, I raise my hands in favor, but my knees are really broken, you have to carry me on your back." ”
I think you're trying to eat fart!
Russell slapped Harley on the knee, and in the midst of his screams, he injected holy light to repair the injury: "Don't be stupid, your leg is not good." ”
Harry's screams stopped abruptly, and she stood on the ground in disbelief and jumped on the spot a few times: "Hey, really! But it's broken...... How so, shouldn't it? ”
"Sell less cute, hurry up and lead the way."
Russell waved his hand to disperse the water, pointed a gun at the reluctant Harley Harley, and just took two steps, he turned around unhappily: "What do you mean, why are you following me?" ”
"You're mistaken, in fact, our target is Arkham as well." Deadshot explained.
"Arkham is no more, all the detained lunatics have been released, and the Riddler will not be found there."
"I know, but there might be some clues there."
“……”
The lost house cat was handed over to Jason to find, and Jason was relieved to do things, especially to find people, and he went to Arkham to find the accidentally lost Batman.
There is such a big thing happening in Gotham City, and the city is full of ups and downs, it is impossible for Batman not to know, the only explanation is that he was caught in a trap, or he was trapped and couldn't get out.
The most likely location is the Arkham Asylum.
This is not Russell's random speculation, it is true, if he designed an ambush on Batman, he chose a location other than Arkham, and did not think about anything else.
Because there are too many neurotics imprisoned there, Batman will immediately go out at the slightest disturbance, even if he knows that it is a trap, he will not hesitate.
Looking at the suicide squad in front of him who vaguely applied to form a team, Russell pondered for a moment and said with a smile: "Since everyone is on the same road, let's go together, it just so happens that I lack a few cannon fodder, no, I mean, I lack a few like-minded companions." ”
"You guys have extraordinary bearings, and you're exactly the companions I'm looking for!"
"Especially your death shooter, Yin Tang is black, I am afraid that there will be a disaster of blood and light, and the slightest carelessness will be the death of the Dao. If I team up with you, bad luck will only befall you, and then I'll be safe. ”
“……”
Deadshot didn't say anything, he already knew about Gotham City, which was very different from the outside, and he couldn't look at it with the standards of normal people, especially the superheroes here.
Harley Harley lifted the manhole cover and cheered, "Everyone, stop talking, I've found a fast track." ”
"No, the sewers are Batman's exclusive passage, I'm going to go to the sky."
Russell refuses to be a fellow of the Green King, the Mouse, the Bat, and the others, turns around and pulls out the damaged vertical-propulsion glider in the alley, and takes out the hammer from the space ring.
After a burst of ping-pong, the glider took on a new look, and not only that, but even the ammunition depot was refilled.
Don't ask where the materials come from, the streets are full of cars, and you can just dismantle one and get it done.
“……”x6
After entering Gotham, the psychological endurance of Death Shot and others has greatly improved, and unless Amanda Waller's dangerous character 'Russell', who has repeatedly asked to be avoided, suddenly jumps out, there is nothing that can surprise them.
Gliding vertically, Russell drops a rope for a few people to grab, during which Harley and Louis both try to borrow his broad chest muscles, but are politely rejected by punches and kicks.
Just kidding, when a superhero is on duty, he hugs left and right like something, and he's not Batman.
……
Arkham Asylum!
The original heavily guarded, like the dangerous forbidden area of the base fortress, is still five steps and one post, ten steps and one sentry, and searchlights are strafing the sky and ground back and forth, but the appearance of the personnel on duty has changed greatly, from guards to prisoners in the madhouse.
These mentally abnormal prisoners, dressed into the clothes and weapons of guards and prison guards, are majestic and high-spirited, carefully patrolling their own prison areas, and even more conscientious than the original guards.
The reason is simple, after changing into tiger skins, someone told them that they were not criminals but good people, and these guys believed it!
It is understandable, after all, the mentally ill have a wide mind, and nothing is impossible.
Maybe there are a few guys in it who think they are undercover agents and are planning how to rescue the hostages and put the psychopaths back again.
In the dean's room, a clown in a purple tuxedo wears white gloves and hums the music of jingling bells.
He looked in the mirror, took care of his bow tie, and was so pleased with his honest smile that he twisted open the office door and walked out.
Three seconds later, the Joker returned backwards, picked up the Dean's badge on his desk with 'Joker' written on it, and put it on, before walking out again, closing the door as he left.
"Golden hoop stick, golden hoop stick, golden hoop nest tsk feed ......"
The singing came out of the corridor window, and the neurotic guards heard Dean J's singing, and they all sighed that it was another peaceful and beautiful day, but Dean J's singing was a little disappointed, maybe they didn't receive a gift last Christmas.
After some discussion, everyone decided to pool the money to make up for Dean J's Christmas gift tomorrow, and stuff a bomb into the cake and put it on the office table to give him a belated surprise.
Dean J will be delighted!
……
Monitoring the ward, the clown looked at the original guards and medical staff in hospital gowns inside, and nodded secretly, in a few days, these patients should recover.
At this time, he walked to the intensive care unit at the end of the walk, picked up the medical record on the wall, and after scanning it with ten lines, his brows suddenly furrowed.
The clown pushes open the door to the hospital room, revealing a man with a scruffy beard and bloodshot eyes.
Bruce wayne!
The old man's condition was not very good, he was wrapped in a white restraint suit, and the black leather bandage pulled his hands behind his back, and the whole person lay motionless on the bed.
"Batman, you have to be mentally prepared, based on the treatment status of the past few days......"
The clown narrowed his eyes, took out his gold-rimmed glasses from his jacket pocket and put them on, then looked at the medical record and said, "It's bad, you may be hopeless." ”
“……”
Bruce didn't say a word, and after the Joker entered the door, he closed his eyes and began to pretend to sleep.
"Don't be like this, you have to believe in Arkham's professional strength, we are very famous in the industry, even if it is a seriously ill patient like you, we will not give up."
The clown persuaded with kind words: "So, you have to cheer up, and you must not be negative." You must know that only a positive and optimistic attitude can overcome yourself, defeat the disease, and make you truly strong. ”
“……”
Bruce didn't bother to speak, just assumed he was farting.
"For a patient like you who refuses to cooperate, we Arkham have a complete set of coping strategies, but for the sake of your broken back, I won't call you."
The Joker sighed: "Then again, I still can't believe that the invincible Batman will be defeated by Bane's trash, although he is a little clever, but he is far worse than you." ”
"Is it because of that woman? The shameless little bitch smashed it, and actually stuffed the anesthetic, causing you to accidentally get hit, otherwise you wouldn't have been ...... by Bane because it was too swollen."
"That's enough, what the hell are you trying to say?"
Batman, who was silent, twitched slightly, and the fact that he was knocked down by the beauty trick was a black spot in his life, and he didn't want to hear anyone mention it, especially from the Joker's mouth.
"I don't want to do anything, I just think you're too serious and want you to smile."
"I can't laugh unless you're dead!"
The little scandal was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he smiled brightly: "It turns out that it is so easy to make you laugh, just say no, look at the ...... that tired me"