1210 Legion of the Backshit?
Tengu looked at Xie Donglin, who was in a mess, and said, "The people of the European continent claim rights for the Rainbow Star Beast, and the Rainbow Star Beast is to establish their own race tribe, they believe that it is humans who have encroached on the land and homeland of their existence, so they have launched an impact on human society again and again.
The leadership team of the Hungarian Empire was tied, they could not withstand the pressure of public opinion, and among the people who advocated the rights of the rainbow star beast, there were many princes and nobles with heads and faces, and the family relationship was intertwined and influential.
The Hungarians did not want to offend these people, and in the same way, they were still thinking about the future, and if they wanted to continue to serve, they needed the approval rating of the citizens, so ......"
Jiang Xiao smiled and said, "So what? ”
Tengu spread his palms and said, "So they have been passively defending, and the soldiers on the front line are complaining and complaining, and the citizens of the European continent are not satisfied and are accusing the Hungarian Empire of incompetence.
What people want to see is a peaceful coexistence between the Rainbow Tribe and humans. ”
Hearing this, Jiang Xiao couldn't help but grin.
Peaceful coexistence? What you say is better than ™ what you sing, you want to live peacefully with others, are they willing to share their homes with you?
These people in Europe are the same, they know how to move their mouths, they know to nest in a warm bed, stay in a safe home, and advocate the rights of star beasts.
Then the soldiers of the Hungarian Empire deserved to die of exhaustion on the front line? Deserving to die? Citizens of the Hungarian Empire are not people? Who will ensure the safety of their lives?
Jiang Xiao opened his mouth and said, "What about the crazy cats and crazy rats of the Hungarian Empire? ”
Tengu's face was a little strange, and he said, "Crazy cats and crazy rats... Fight as much as you want, destroy as you like, no problem. ”
Jiang Xiao nodded and said, "That's okay, if you don't let you fight anything, then you can directly give all the land of the human race to the star beasts." ”
"Okay, Jiang Xiao, you go there with a group." Futaio suddenly said, "Let's go down and prepare." ”
As he spoke, Erwei added: "Jiang Xiao stays, and the others disperse." ”
The meeting ended so abruptly, but all the soldiers present were all vigorous and quickly dispersed.
After everyone left, only Erwei, Jiang Xiao and Yi Zhizhong were left in the conference room.
Erwei looked at Jiang Xiao and said, "You know where the trap is. ”
Jiang Xiao nodded thoughtfully and said, "Well, I understand."
The World United Star Martial Arts Association asked us Huaxia Xinglin Army to go, just to take the blame.
The Hungarian Empire didn't even dare to touch the Rainbow Tribe, not even to drive it away, so it could only be passively defended, they were real cowhides, and handed over this hot potato to us.
Let's kill, let's suffer infamy. ”
The second tail said: "It was the Hungarian Empire who asked for help from the World United Star Martial Arts Association.
However, at the meeting, it was the representatives of Lanxi and the Sun Never Set who proposed that our Huaxia Army carry out this task, and then the representatives of most countries agreed.
You're in the limelight, and there's no denying that some people are really expecting you to fix it, but many more people, with bad intentions, are waiting to see your jokes.
You have to know that you don't just represent an individual, you now represent Huaxia, so some people try to use such means to attack Huaxia. ”
Jiang Xiao frowned and said in a deep voice, "This pit is not easy to hide......
I can clean up the Rainbow Tribe before a group lands in the Hungarian Empire, but as soon as the task is assigned to our Huaxia, the Rainbow Tribe disappears overnight, and this pot can't be shaken off. ”
Nio: "There's no need to clean it up.
I let you go because I want you to negotiate with the elders of the Rainbow Tribe, let the Star Beast enter the interdimensional space of our Star Landing Army, and then transport the Rainbow Tribe back to the land of Huaxia. ”
Jiang Xiao: "Huh? ”
Ni-tail: "People advocate for the rights of star beasts, don't they?"
There is no place in Europe, because humans occupy the homeland of the rainbow tribe.
The Hungarian Empire could not withstand the onslaught of the Rainbow Tribe, but we were different.
Huaxia is rich in resources, and you can also use a special way to communicate with star beasts.
You have more experience than everyone else, the savage clan of the White Birch Forest Tribe, the Ice Soul clan of the Ice Prayer Forest, the ghost monk clan of Ye Ancient Tower, the Yin and Yang Soul Warrior of the Dancing Soul City, the white-faced dancer, and the paper and ink book soul, all survive peacefully under your command.
I've contacted the DJI Tail Feather Brigade and asked them to plan a place for the Rainbow Tribe to live.
There, no one disturbs the Rainbow Tribe, no one robs their homes anymore, this is the greatest protection of the rights of the Rainbow Star Beast, isn't it. ”
Ni Tail: "The Tail Feather Brigade will also help the Rainbow Tribe build a homeland and teach them to plant and raise livestock, all of which will be publicized and seen by the world."
From now on, the Rainbow Tribe, together with the DJI Night Watch, will be stationed on the Chinese Frontier. ”
Jiang Xiao looked confused and muttered, "Amazing!" My two tails! ”
Futao said, "This is Tengu's proposal.
This mission of yours is the first mission of the Star Landing Army, and it is only allowed to succeed, not to fail.
In the future, if anyone claims the rights of the Star Beast, we will take this kind of task.
The star beast race that other countries can't afford, we Huaxia will accept it all, and the more types, the better!
In the process of carrying out the mission, you will be interviewed by the media, what to say and what not to say, think about it yourself, and do a good job of publicity. ”
Jiang Xiao stood up: "Guarantee to complete the task!" Okay, I'll go back and prepare the interview script!
Eh, why don't I take the opportunity to talk to the world! Which country doesn't want star beasts, call me, I'll take all the star beasts of their country away! ”
Hearing this, Yi Zhizhong smiled and said, "Pay attention to the style of the interview, our main purpose is to help these humanoid star beasts find a peaceful land to survive and establish a home, not to want to loot all the star beasts from all over the world to Huaxia."
In addition, no matter how big Huaxia is, it can't fit the star beasts of the world. ”
"Huh." Jiang Xiao smiled and said, "Huaxia can't fit it, but I can!" ”
Yi Zhizhong: "......"
Yi Zhizhong suddenly remembered that Jiang Xiao's ™ was a ball......
Futai's voice was hoarse, and he spoke, "I know you can, but you can't put the Rainbow Tribe into your world to survive.
Your mission is to transport the Rainbow Clan to DJI, and record the Rainbow Tribe's peaceful life and work in DJI for the world to see. ”
Jiang Xiao nodded, O**K!
No problem!
After Jiang Xiao finished discussing with the two leaders, he flickered back to his residence, but Fu Hei took Gu Shi'an and came to the door......
"Report!"
"Huh?" Jiang Xiao is writing a book, preparing an interview script, speaking is an art, this is not Jiang Xiao's post-match interview for the World Cup, you can talk nonsense.
This is a national-level military rescue operation, and it is also the first time that the Xinglin Army has carried out a mission, Jiang Xiao takes it very seriously, and he is extremely eager to fire this first shot!
At the door, a soldier spoke: "Fu Hei, the head of the third regiment of Xinglin, and Gu Shi'an, the deputy head of the regiment, are downstairs, they want to see you." ”
"Hmm." Jiang Xiao nodded and said, "Let them come up." ”
A few seconds later, Fu Hei appeared at the door with a serious face, and beside him, there was also Gu Shi'an, who lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to his eyes.
"Report!" Fu Heili stood up and shouted loudly.
"Ah, don't report it!" Jiang Xiao said with a smile, "Just say something about it, don't you see that I'm busy......"
"Hehe......" Fu Hei suddenly smiled, and his serious expression changed to the appearance of a hippie smile, "Little skin~"
Jiang Xiao felt that something was wrong when he heard it, and looked at Fu Hei with a wary face: "What are you doing?" ”
"That's... That one...... I wondered, can Yao lend us first? Fu Hei walked in, rubbing his hands, and said with a smile, "You also know that her Broken King Ring is a star martial artist who is born to restrain the space system. ”
Jiang Xiao: ???
"What? One three-tailed is not enough? I'm going to give you another eight-tail? Jiang Xiao was happy and said, "Let my little Jiang Xue accompany you two to eat sand?" ”
On the side, Gu Shi'an subconsciously distanced himself from Fu Hei and stood farther away, as if to indicate that this was Fu Hei's idea, not his.
Fu Hei said: "Leather God, this is not right, what does it mean to eat sand?" This is a serious troop operation, and we are here to maintain world peace! ”
"Okay." Jiang Xiao waved his hand, didn't have time to talk to Fu Hei, and said directly, "I agree in principle, you go and ask Han Jiangxue's opinion yourself, go and ......leave quickly."
sent away Fu Daguan, but ushered in a "savior"!
Zhang Songfu is finally here to report!
"My mother~" When Jiang Xiao saw the soldier leading Zhang Songfu to the door of his office, he almost jumped up.
Zhang Songfu looked stunned, in fact, he felt that Jiang Xiao should be more mature and steady, after all, he was already the deputy director. But for Jiang Xiao's joyful attitude when he saw him, this thirsty appearance, Zhang Songfu's heart was still very comfortable.
"Come in! Come on in! Jiang Xiao hurriedly greeted him and said to the soldiers, "You go down first, I'll call you if there's something, besides, this is my guard, tell the brothers in the building, in the future, your guard force will be led by him." ”
"Yes!" The soldier nodded yes and left according to Jiang Xiao's order.
"How's it going, brother? I heard that the Star Landing Army is going to make a big move? Zhang Songfu carried a marching bag, jeans and a white shirt.
It can be seen that Zhang Songfu did come to Jiang Xiao to report here for the first time, and it is estimated that he didn't even know where the dormitory was, and was directly brought over by the soldiers at the gate.
"There's action, big action!" Jiang Xiao helped Zhang Songfu unload the marching bag, pushed him and sat behind his desk.
Zhang Songfu was a little stunned in his heart, as if there was a needle on the chair, he was originally pushed by Jiang Xiao, but he refused to sit down no matter what he said: "Brother, it's not... Deputy Commander Jiang, don't be like this. ”
"What a word! I'll sit you down! Jiang Xiao didn't push it anymore, but behind his hands, he pretended to be a good one.
Zhang Songfu still sat on the chair in the end, and only half of the ......
"I'll tell you the specific situation, you can write me a manuscript immediately......" Jiang Xiao explained in detail the mission of his troops this time, and read in detail, "We must respond properly."
Well... The key point is to express that our Xinglin Army actively solves problems, does not evade, and does not evade.
We also have to express that we have good ability, and if others can't solve it, we can solve it.
It is also necessary to express the responsible attitude of our Huaxia Army and Xinglin Army towards the world, human beings, and star beasts, show the importance of our existence, and show ......"
Zhang Songfu heard it for a while, Jiang Xiao waved his hand, the more he talked, the happier he became, and the more he talked, the more excited he became: "Anyway, you just praise me!" Praise it hard! But the praise should be just right, not offensive~
Maintain the consistent modest and low-key posture of our army, and at the same time, let people feel that our star army is so reliable~
Praise is one thing, you still have to have words in your words, hide needles in your mouth, and you have to scold me! It's better to disgust Rancy and the kingdom on which the sun never sets!
On the premise of showing that our army attaches importance to the overall situation and is broad-minded, it is useless to make people feel that Lanxi and the sun does not set!
It was the representatives of these two countries who asked our Huaxia-Xinglin Army to take the blame, remember? ”
Zhang Songfu: ???
I'm ™ here to be a guard! I'm not here to do reading comprehension!
Also, this question... It's a bit over-the-top......
A modest and low-key show of power? Broad-minded insinuations?
"Brother... Brother......" Zhang Songfu looked embarrassed, and said, "I am a soldier, you are a top student of Xingwu University in the imperial capital, don't embarrass your brother......"
Top students?
Jiang Xiao scratched his head... You may not believe it, but I may be a fake......