Chapter 34: Xie Feihong and the Monk
Dazhi Datong, a ...... Well, it should be two people who claim to know everything. As long as you pay money, you can give you the information you want, and you can be regarded as a generation of strange people on the rivers and lakes.
But who would have thought that these two people are actually the incarnation of a person, and his real identity turned out to be a deflated third grandson old man who often mingles with fireworks and sometimes can't even pay for it.
Therefore, even Lu Xiaofeng's face changed when he knew the other party's true identity, and he wanted to say something, but it was too late. Because he was a good friend, he had just died in front of them, and the silence of his death was chilling.
To be honest, Lu Xiaofeng's friends are all quite miserable, or they were destroyed by Lu Xiaofeng in the process of planning, and their years of foundation calculations were ruined. Or die in his series of truth-chasing and be implicated by him. Therefore, if you feel that your life is not hard enough, you should not be friends with Lu Xiaofeng, otherwise it will be miserable.
"Who the hell did that?" Lu Xiaofeng said angrily.
As recognized as the smartest person in the world on the rivers and lakes, how could Lu Xiaofeng not understand that the reason why Old Man Sun was killed was because of the question he just asked. Therefore, strictly speaking, he was also killed by himself!
You must know that although Lu Xiaofeng's friends are all over the world, there are not many who are really good, and this old man Sun, who is incarnated as a great wisdom and chase, happens to be one of them. Many times, even Lu Xiaofeng had to ask him questions, for example, the time of the Jinpeng Dynasty, there was information about the Jinpeng Dynasty from Old Man Sun.
Such a year-old friend was killed in front of his own eyes for his own reasons, which made Lu Xiaofeng both angry and sad, and made up his mind to bring the murderer to justice, as well as the spirit of Old Man Sun in the sky!
So, in this way, the people who Ye Gucheng least wanted to participate in it still participated, adding countless variables to Ye Gucheng's plan, making Ye Gucheng, who was not too sure of this plan to steal the day, even more uneasy.
But the arrow is on the line, and it has to be sent. Once the plan has been planned for so long, there is no turning back. And to be honest, Ye Gucheng may not want to break his wrist with Lu Xiaofeng, after all, it is rare to have the opportunity to fight with the smartest person in the world.
Time passed quickly, and Lu Xiaofeng kept chasing the vague clues that Ye Gucheng gave and unintentionally left. To be honest, Ye Gucheng's methods are actually not clever. and the opponents that Lu Xiaofeng encountered before, such as the embroidery thief Jin Jiuling, the iron shoe thief Song Shenyi, etc., are half a catty and eight taels, and may even be slightly inferior in some aspects.
But what Ye Gucheng was going to do was too unbelievable, and no one would have thought that someone would plan to steal the day and replace the current emperor with the means of exchanging the tanuki for the prince. Therefore, even if Lu Xiaofeng was exhausted, he was still confused in the specious clues given by Ye Gucheng.
Not to mention the secret battle between Lu Xiaofeng and Ye Gucheng, in the courtyard of the Divine Sword Villa in the capital, the old housekeeper hurried to Xie Feihong, who had completed today's homework and was sweet with Aunt Gongsun.
"The young owner of the village has already inquired about it. It is said that if you want to enter the Forbidden City to watch the battle this time, you must have a unique color-changing ribbon that is said to have been paid tribute by Persia. And the right to distribute this ribbon seems to have been entrusted to Lu Xiaofeng, the smartest person in the world, by the people of the Inner Palace," the old housekeeper couldn't help but look forward to this: "Young master, look...... Do we want to ask Lu Xiaofeng for one? According to your current status in the rivers and lakes, Lu Xiaofeng should not refuse. ”
"Discolored ribbons?" Xie Feihong said lightly without replying: "There's no need for that, as long as you are willing to spend silver for a day or two, you can have as much of this kind of ribbon as you want, and there is no need to give our favor to Lu Xiaofeng." ”
"As long as you are willing to spend money, you can get it? How is this possible," said the old butler in disbelief.
The Ouchi side of the Imperial Palace explained very clearly that the reason why ribbons were issued was to limit the number of places to enter the Ouchi Imperial Palace. How could they turn their backs on their position for the sake of a mere amount of money, this kind of thing even if they are not afraid of increasing their workload, the royal family must be decent, and it is impossible to give money to let people enter the Ouchi Palace.
Xie Feihong didn't explain anything about the old housekeeper's doubts, because he didn't understand the situation. Today's emperor naturally doesn't want too many people to enter the palace, but others may not think so. So Xie Feihong didn't talk nonsense, but just told the old housekeeper to send people to pay attention to the street, and at the same time stared at the leading boss of the twenty-six gangs of thieves in the Zhenchuan Xiang area, Xie Feihong vaguely remembered that it seemed that the ribbon in his hand was bought.
The old butler did not deny this order of his young owner, because he still couldn't believe that this qualification to watch the battle of the top of the Forbidden City would have anything to do with money. But since the young owner of his own house has ordered, even if the old housekeeper doesn't believe it, he has to do it, who makes him a subordinate, even if the master's order is absurd, all he can do is persuasion, not disobedience.
The next day, the old housekeeper scattered the people who lived in the capital of Shenjian Villa early, and focused on the opening of the heavens. However, all his arrangements were in vain, because the seller took the initiative to find the young owner of his house who went out to relax.
After coming to the capital for several months, even if Xie Feihong was in the house, it was impossible to be bound to the Zhuangzi in the capital. It's even more common to go out for a walk once in a while and bring a gift for your wife.
"Amitabha, this must be the owner of Shenjian Villa," early in the morning, when Xie Feihong bought some newly arrived rouge from a familiar rouge shop, ready to give his wife a little surprise. Suddenly, a white-robed monk with a blanket on his shoulder appeared in front of Xie Feihong, blocking Xie Feihong's way.
"Is there something wrong with the Master?" Xie Feihong said lightly.
"The poor monk wants to make a relationship with the benefactor," the monk smiled.
"I don't seem to have any relationship with the Buddha," Xie Feihong said softly, "What's more, I have a good wife in my family now, but I don't have any children yet, so I'm sorry, master." ”
In fact, according to Xie Feihong's previous temper, for this kind of guy who stopped himself inexplicably and said some inexplicable words to himself, he would have gone directly to the knife. But how to say it, my wife is about to give birth, and it is really inappropriate to kill people for no reason now.
The white-robed monk was slightly stunned when he heard this, and then reacted quickly, folded his hands, and explained: "The owner has misunderstood, the poor monk said that he wanted to sell something to the owner." ”
"Oh?" Xie Feihong couldn't help but raise his eyebrows when he heard this, and then looked the monk up and down, the more he looked at the other party, the more he looked like the kind of vendor who likes to pull people into the corners, and then sell some aphrodisiacs such as Indian divine oil to the other party, so he couldn't help but sarcastically say: "It's not good for monks to do business." ”
"Amitabha, poor monks are also forced by life," the white-clothed monk hurriedly explained.
"That's it, that's really embarrassing for a master, and I still come out to sell this when I'm old," Xie Feihong sighed, which temple is this, and he has to come out to sell this in a downturn, so he couldn't help but slow down: "But my lady has been inconvenient recently, and my own ability in this area is okay, and I have never used that kind of medicine."
But anyway, meeting is fate. Now that the master has found me, I can't help nothing. Well, it's not respectful to talk about your thoughts, there's only so much I can do to help you. ”
After speaking, Xie Feihong took out a few taels of silver from his arms and handed them to the white-robed monk who looked like selling Indian divine oil.
The monk who took the silver was stunned, he didn't think Xie Feihong gave less, mainly because he didn't understand what Xie Feihong was saying. What does what I'm going to sell have to do with your wife? And also...... What are your abilities in this area? Fortunately, the monk understood the truth of asking if he didn't understand, so he pronounced a Buddha name and asked Xie Feihong about the meaning of what he just said.
are all men, Xie Feihong will not have any worries, and directly gave a look that all men understand, and then said it a little more clearly. It is also Xie Feihong's explanation that makes the white-robed monk so popular that one Buddha was born, and the second Buddha soared to the sky!
Who do you think of the old man? Do you sell aphrodisiacs on the street? It's just ...... It just doesn't make sense!
Today, even if my master tells me to sell you this discolored silk that can enter the top of the Forbidden City, I will slaughter you fiercely, otherwise, how can I get out of this evil breath in my heart!