"Mother, mother, what's this called!"

And it was also when I and the third master left the big car shop, and two days later when we were walking on a pitch-black asphalt road, we wore a sheepskin jacket and a long cigarette pouch old man with a hanging cigarette pocket in his hand.

"Old mountain man, what are you doing here?" The third master took a look and stepped forward to talk.

"Old fan, old fan, hum, now the atmosphere is bad, young people don't know how to respect the old and love the young, and the old fan, why do you want to slap me a few times?" As the third master stepped forward to ask, the old man rolled his dirty eyes and said angrily.

"Poof!" When I heard it, I almost burst out laughing.

"No, no, no, no, it's my fault, I said, uncle, what are you talking about here, are you losing something?" When the third master heard this, he couldn't help but laugh.

"It's lost, it's a shame, I'm looking for someone, damn it, dare to lie to me, lie to me, I have to find him, I must come back this money." As the third master couldn't help but smile and asked, the old man also scolded.

"Find someone...... Want money? When the third master heard this, he stretched out his finger and pointed to the old man's hanging cigarette pocket, and thought about taking a puff.

"Oh, this isn't a rare thing, come, together, together." Seeing the third master pointing his cigarette pocket and squatting, the old man squatted in front of the third master as he untied the cigarette pocket.

"What's the matter, uncle, how are you looking for someone on this road, if you want to find it, you have to go to someone's house to find it." With this tightly filling the pipe with tobacco and lighting it, the third master took a big sip.

"Looking for a home?"

When the old man heard this, he shouted: "If I can find his house, I won't be wandering here, hmph, my old king really doesn't believe in that evil, I see this block in the sky, I don't believe that I can't block it." ”

"Uh, what's going on?" When the third master heard this, he sprayed clouds and fog at the same time, and asked what was going on.

"That's it...... Ao, which of you are from Tun, I am from the little Langtun in front of me, my name is Wang Xihai, and my nickname is a tendon, this is the nickname given to me by the people in Tunzi, but it's quite like that. ”

And as the third master swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog and asked, the old man also took a few mouthfuls of cigarette pouches and pots and said, "That's it...... I'm a person who does things more honestly, everything runs to the dark, people say that I hit the south wall and turn back, I don't bring it back when I hit it, I don't admit defeat, I am the kind of person who doesn't bow his head without giving up his life. ”

"No, the first few days after dark I passed by, and I met an old man about my age, and the old man stopped me crying, saying that his girl had hanged herself, so she hung herself on the beam of his house, and then he had bad legs and feet, and he couldn't go high, so he begged me to go home with him, and untie his girl from the beam."

"And promised to give me five hundred yuan as a reward, I thought about it, this person died on the beam of the hanging house, it is not a problem, so I promised him."

"But when I followed him home and put down the girl's body, this old calf actually did a trick on me, knocked me unconscious, and threw me back on the asphalt roadside."

"You said that I woke up quickly, otherwise I would have to freeze into jerky, and I haven't given me any money, five hundred yuan, five hundred yuan, it's not that my old king has to covet the five hundred yuan, the key to death is to say, it's okay not to stain the clothes of the dead, no happy money and no dead popularity, everyone understands the reason, otherwise it will be haunted by bad luck, but it can't be good!"

"Besides, it's not a human thing, ah, after using others, beat people and down, what kind of rule is this?"

"Hahaha...... A tendon, no, Uncle Wang, I think you better go back, if my guess is right, you have encountered some mountain spirits and ghosts, this is being teased by them! The third master laughed when he heard this.

"Mountain spirits and ghosts, ahh

As soon as he heard the third master laugh and said, the old man rolled his eyes and stood up very stubbornly and said: "Hmph, mountain spirits and ghosts, mountain spirits and ghosts also have to talk about a reason, this spit is a nail, I don't believe in the after pulling, I can still sit back, if I don't give money today, it won't work!" ”

"Okay, okay, then tell me, why can't you find the old man's house again, is there no one at all, or is it not impressive at night?" When the third master heard this, he laughed and laughed.

"I can find it, but I can't see a house, don't you think it's strange...... Oh, yes, it should be a mountain spirit and a ghost, yes, over there, at the foot of the mountain. As the third master asked with a smile, the old man patted his thigh and said.

"Let's go, I'll go with you and have a look." As soon as the third master heard this, he got up and went down the road to the direction that the old man said.

"Third Master?" I hesitated to look at the third master.

The third master shook his head lightly, and walked forward with the old man.

"I don't have to ask for the 500 yuan, I really don't eat that steamed bun, fight for that breath, this thing is not authentic!" As he walked forward, the old man replied with a stubborn tone.

"Hahaha, Uncle Wang, but I also have to advise you, as the saying goes, your arms can't twist your thighs, and if you open your eyes, you're afraid of touching the dark, and if you encounter demons and ghosts in the future, you really have to avoid it, so as not to affect the whole family, it's not good." Listening to Old Man Wang's stubborn words, the third master laughed again.

"Oh, by the way, who are you, as soon as you hear me, you realize that this is a demon and a ghost?" When the old man Wang heard this, he asked the third master.

"Those who go to the entrance of the incense hall." When I heard it, I answered it behind my back.

"So young?" Old man Wang looked at the two of us, rolled his eyes, and looked incredulous.

"Hahaha, then let me ask you, what does the old man look like who lied to you, is it a roe deer or a very decent appearance, and then there is the face of the hanging girl, can you see it clearly?" When the third master heard this, he laughed again and asked.

"Dignified, dignified, round and chubby face, looks very rich, as for that girl...... It was dark and there was no light, and in the shadows I stepped on the stool to put the person down, not paying attention to my face. The old man said.

"Well, there's a cause." The third master has a beginning.

"Third master, are we going to fill the hall again?" As soon as I heard it, I instantly understood why the third master wanted to take care of this matter.

This is another great immortal family, which has attracted the attention of the third master.

"Just over there, do you see it, at the foot of the mountain, I remember it really at the time, it's here, more than a dozen big green tile houses, but it's gone?" As this led us through a forest, Old Man Wang pointed to a very flat road at the foot of the mountain.

"Hahaha...... Then you haven't thought about it, how can there be a house in this barren suburb? The third master turned his hands behind his back and turned left and right.

"I ...... I didn't think about it so much, anyway, what I said has to be counted, I don't care about anything else, my old man Wang was born with a straight temper, so if someone says that this needle is bent, I must have a hard time with him, saying that it is straight, that it is not straight, even if it is smashed with an axe, I have to smash it straight, just like that! As the third master walked around and said, Old Man Wang said.

"That's going to break." When I heard that, I looked at him.

"Smashing is also straight, then there is a saying that is not good, would rather bend than bend, I will live by being more honest in my life!" Listening to me, Old Man Wang looked at me with a stiff neck.

"Damn, you're awesome!" The third master smiled speechlessly.

"What do you mean, can you help me turn the big house out, or can you find out that person, let's fix it, make that person pay me back, and I'll share half of you!" The stubborn old man squatted on the ground with his neck back.

The third master didn't speak, looked up at the sky, and called me to light incense.

Then he took out a long strip of yellow paper from his pocket and pressed it to the ground, holding a red pen in his hand and calling me, "Come, Liu'er, I will teach you to draw immortal talismans." ”

"Ah...... Draw a symbol? "I'm fluttering my head.

"Hahaha, this is a Tongxian talisman, don't worry, the third master will never give his life to anyone again." Seeing me plop my head, the third master laughed and dragged me, drawing talismans on the yellow paper with his hands.

"Yuntong Immortal Dao, write it here, yes, that's it, look at Liu'er, this is the Tongxian talisman used to communicate with the immortals, also called knocking on the immortal gate, which is equivalent to a business card, or a worship sticker, understand?" As I wrote the four words Yuntong Immortal Dao between the rune gaps, the third master pointed to the runes and explained......