Chapter 254: Singing Out of Tune
"Liangchen" and "Meijing" looked at each other, confused, turned their heads to look at this "uninvited guest", and asked in unison: "Do we have it?" ”
The perilla owl interjected: "Where did the wild boy fly, who was full of food and came to make trouble?" ”
The wild owl hurriedly confessed: "I'm not here to make trouble, I'm here to correct mistakes." They did sing it wrong. I actually sang 'Little Apple' as 'Little Ass', did I hear me right? Two cuties. ”
"Ahh So that's the case," "Liangchen" suddenly realized, "It's no wonder that the two of us are no wonder. We are not 'academic', at most we can only be regarded as 'wild'. What's more, we don't know the stave yet! ”
"Meijing" also said: "We can't even recognize the complete score, and we can't tell the difference between a few beats and D major, E minor or something." ”
"It's outrageous! In that case," said the wild owl in shock, "you two dare to sing, and I am convinced of you." ”
"I don't know that staves and sheet music can be singers! Some birds don't even know staves and simple notations, and they are still red through half the sky! "Liangchen" was not convinced.
"Who? Can you give us an example? ”
"Do you really want to give an example? No, it's going to offend the birds! ”
"Even if you two don't know stave and sheet music, you shouldn't sing out of tune!"
"Singing out of tune can also be the king of heaven! I know several birds that sing out of tune and become kings. There are also idols. ”
"Who? Can you tell me their names? ”
"Do you really want to give an example? No, it's going to offend several famous birds. Ay! ”
"You two don't recognize staves, and it doesn't matter if you sing out of tune, it's unbelievable that you still look so ugly, with one body and two heads."
"Can't you sing if you're ugly? I know a lot of ugly birds and they have new albums! It's selling well! ”
"Who? Can you give us an example? ”
"Do you really want to give an example? No, it's going to offend a lot of crooked birds. Ay! ”
"Cut! It's so bad, and it's so pretentious. It's an unreasonable monster! I'm too lazy to pay attention to you! I flashed first! As soon as the words fell, the "uninvited guest" turned and flew away.
"Haha, haha, haha......" "Good day" and "beautiful scenery" couldn't help but laugh when they saw this.
"It's a scrambled egg bird, ignore it. Let's sing ours," Shisu cheered them up, "You two are singing for me, it's none of the other birds' business." As long as I like it, but it doesn't hurt to sing it. ”
"Sister, I think we should stop singing." "Meijing" said a little sullenly, "We did make a mistake just now. When I think about it, it's embarrassing. ”
"Why? Why be embarrassed? "Liangchen" frowned and expressed puzzlement, and then enlightened, "Didn't I just say that? There are many famous birds who sing out of tune, and some who are out of tune and still serve as singers and idols. What are you afraid of? As long as Shiso likes to listen to it, let's just sing it. ”
"That's not what I meant," "Meijing" lowered her head and whispered a little shyly: "I mean, we share a body and an ass, which is equivalent to saying that you and I only have half of our ass, which is tantamount to a 'little ass'!" ”
"Oh! I see! "Liangchen" had an epiphany, "Okay then. If you don't sing, you won't sing, so let's change the song. ”
"Don't!" Unexpectedly, Zi Su hurriedly stopped and said, "Don't say that you both only have half of your ass, even if you don't have an ass, I still like it." ”
"Ahh The two sisters looked at Shisu dumbfounded, "You, you, you psychopath!" ”
"It doesn't matter if it's perverted." Shisu said cheekily, "Anyway, you two will soon be my good wife." Since I love you both, I will love everything about both of you, including your strengths and weaknesses. You say, "Isn't that right?" ”
"You," the two sisters suddenly burst into tears, their faces were full of tears, and they looked at Zi Su with affection and said, "We didn't misunderstand you after all, it seems that you are our lifelong dependence." ”
Seeing the excited appearance of the two sisters, Zi Su finally couldn't hold back the excitement in her heart, rushed up, hugged their necks tightly, and said gently, "Okay, don't cry, everyone." From today onwards, as long as I have a bite of perilla to eat, I will never be hungry for everyone. Rest assured! ”
"Hmm!!" The sisters nodded hurriedly, "We believe in you." From now on, we sisters will entrust you with your life. You are not allowed to pick a child halfway! ”
In this way, from that night on, Shiso changed from a "bachelor" to a "dragging home" bird, no, an eagle, an owl.
Naturally, this "shopping for vegetables and cooking" is covered by a "person" of perilla.
Every night, as soon as it gets dark, Shiso has to fly out of his "home" to catch the mouse...... It was not easy to catch one or two rats, of course, they could only let the "Liangchen Meijing" sisters eat first, and when they were "full of food and drink", Shiso could fly out again, continue to catch mice, and solve their belly problems on the spot.
The same thing is repeated almost every day, except for the difference between me and me, flirting and scolding.
The days went on like this, unhurriedly, unsalty, as if time had stopped......
On this day, suddenly, Shiso found that the sisters were particularly picky eaters, and they were not interested in the usual staple food, mountain rats, and wanted to eat a little "delicacies from the mountains and seas".
His eyebrows furrowed, Zi Su felt a little strange, and after asking carefully, he realized that he was about to become a "father".
At this moment, the perilla owl jumped three feet high with joy, and immediately rushed out as if it was stuffed with a dozen firecrackers in the **, and rushed out at once, looking for food suitable for the owl's "pregnant women" for ten miles, and was so busy that it was a fart......
Who knows, Shiso worked so hard to serve this double-headed eagle "pregnant woman" flying east and west, but still did not meet the requirements of "beautiful scenery".
In the evening, before the sun had set, the "beautiful scenery" woke up from his sleep, shouted that he was hungry, and urged Shiso to hurry up and find something to eat.
Rubbing his eyes that had not yet woken up, and with a big sigh, Shisu slowly opened his eyes and asked, "?" Why are you hungry so early? ”
"Meijing" couldn't help but coquettish to Zisu: "Husband, my good husband." Our sisters are now pregnant with a baby, and our stomachs are empty! You see, I'm awake hungry right now. For the sake of our future children, you should be more fortunate to make a trip and get some delicious food for our sisters. ”
"At present, small nocturnal animals such as mountain rats have not come out, and there are only rabbits and frogs. What the hell do you two want to eat? Shiso asked with some head.
"We've all eaten the stuff you said." "Meijing" looked down and thought for a moment, then looked up, stared at Shiso without blinking, and said, "The thing I want to eat most now is fish, after all, we have never eaten fish before." I've heard that the fish is delicious! ”